/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

Fhqwhgads Edition (non-goshy)

Took an edible award.

me in an hour, gonna take an edible and play D&D with some friends, love being a soylinneal tbqh it's comfy

IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER MY ENTIRE FAMILY AND BURN DOWN THIS GOD FORSASKEN SHITHOLE

What the fuck is eurovision? It should be called eurolisten because it's music and why does it exclude its greatest ally but include its greatest ally's greatest ally?

fuck pedocel

wow goshy, got your thread deleted huh? tough break

Fuck this shit

It's ok pedocel go have a cry

fk you faggot dont ignore me

on a ‘celwalk and began thinking, i wonder if any animals aimlessly go on walks without any particular reason too

everyone STFU, Im gooning to futa

if you think this was him, it wasn't

i fucking broke the leaf jeet with a single post.

On the off chance you're not goshcel himself you need to be informed the anon you're replying to is actually goshcel himself, as you can check the archive from those links I posted showing him talking about living off his dad's income and relying on him for drives and stuff

he's now complaining on his USA vpn and his Brazilian vpn

janny deletes a perfectly fine thread

wont delete schizojeet melty spam

Really makes you think

int jannies are notoriously pro-jeet

that's what I was thinking
if so this means we are doomed more than we all already thought

sup bros

one cran bran for the jan man

uni <3

Crazy how in the United States ICE can just pick you up off the street and deport you without a trial or anything.

OK, I didn't notice and I actually do not know who goshcel is because I'm not a regular in /cum/.

dress shoes with jeans

jeans are stained

get your shit together.

what's up pendejo?

goshpedo sperging time

so much drama jfc

My dog demands to be let out, walks around, then demands to be let back in

Okay goshy

hola

How is that crazy? They don’t deserve a trial they are not here legally

Possessed to skate

REAL MONTANA?
accusation withdrawn

A gay filthapino won Eurovision

thanks for not coming to see me for the 50th time

let's discuss indian culture in this thread, how does everyone feel about indian culture?

Tonight we party like it’s 2009

goshpedo lifted that webm from /brit/ earlier

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

doo doo kitchen

I had a novel interest in the 2000s as I watched a couple of travel shows

Going on a semi date with this girl I've been talking to and going on sporadic dates with for the past year. We're gonna day drink and smoke weed and hang out in the Sun.

youtu.be/8UFIYGkROII

Why would a white women like that would want to get married to an Indian guy?

dreamed about her again last night. It's been 10 years since I even saw her, that's embarassing

money and greencard

Germanon, here's a bit of advice: "woman" is singular, "women" is plural.

abloobloo

I actually know. Just made a mistake while typing.

So the Indian guy lives in the States and the woman is from Eastern Europe?

See I call you Chris Handsome

indian cuisine is top tier, i can see why we need 1 million of them everywhere. imagine eating this good?

maybe some things are better left in the past

goshy also posted that in /brit/ 2 days ago

Every criminal case in the US demands the option of a trial. Immigration cases need hearings. These are well established procedures, especially criminal law.

yeah, jeets are trying to capitalize on their citizenship in every way they can. mail order brides are gettin put through their paces lately

nobody clicks goshy's youtube links lol

youtu.be/CcCw1ggftuQ

Something very unsettling about the "e-girl" routine some girls do

walmart chant

imagine having sane, hard working guys like this living next to you? well soon you won't have to imagine it, he'll be here next week.

desuarchive.org/int/thread/210597768/#q210598949
/cum/ thread from last week where where goshy used vpns to spam the same jeet webms plus cp posted from his Moroccan vpn

some jobs aren't worth the minimum wage

u got rottweiler energy

wtf did she mean by this

why is schizojeet melting down can we make a new thread where he doesn't shit it up with complaints

youtu.be/Lsjsoy8sPvs

@210871215
nice leaf vpn there goshy
same webms you spammed last week on your USA and leaf vpns followed by your disgusting pedo shit only a half hour later

fuck it, /cum/ is just doomed today
finna bounce and spend the day goonin

yeah schizojeet ruined it once again

she say you got that dog in ya

Does pedocel think he's being clever? probably

I guess she implied that a few times
Still won't fuck me

Go away schizojeet no one likes you. It's entirely possible for us to hate pedos and schizos both, and we do.

Before I make my post I'd like to give a land acknowledgement
This place is the unceded and ancestral territory of the hən̓q̓əmin̓əm̓ and Sḵwx̱wú7mesh speaking peoples, the xʷməθkʷəy̓əm (Musqueam), Sḵwx̱wú7mesh (Squamish), and səlilwətaɬ (Tsleil-Waututh) Nations, and has been stewarded by them since time immemorial.
And we're NOT giving it back!!!!

someone translate i can't read bionicle

bro trying to make it rain or something

chugs claim land ownership by squatter's rights

Imagine you were a medival peasant farmer

okay we get you're racist, you can stop tryharding now

Probably going to get fired from my job soon

scared off schizojeet, we can have a nice thread now

making it rain over goshy's tied up body but instead of rain it's white phosphorous

join the army if you get fired

Korina Kova wants to know if she did a good job doing her yoga poses.

She disgusts me

youtu.be/SA14X_3ggQ4

heads up: we zoomers don’t say “BBC”, we say “big ahh bla dih”

Academics have started using a name used by one specific tribe to refer to Calgary. However that doesn't make any sense even as a virtue signal as they is debate among several chug tribes about what the correct name is. Each of them called it something different.

The Indigenous peoples of Southern Alberta refer to the Calgary area as "elbow", in reference to the sharp bend made by the Bow River and the Elbow River. In some cases, the area was named after the reeds that grew along the riverbanks, reeds that had been used to fashion bows. In the Blackfoot language (Siksiká) the area is known as Mohkínstsis akápiyoyis, meaning "elbow many houses", reflecting its strong settler presence. The shorter form of the Blackfoot name, Mohkínstsis, simply meaning "elbow",[20][21][22] is the popular Indigenous term for the Calgary area.[23][24][25][26][27] In the Nakoda or Stoney language, the area is known as Wîchîspa Oyade or Wenchi Ispase, both meaning "elbow".[20][22] In the Cree language, the area is known as otôskwanihk (ᐅᑑᐢᑿᓂᕽ) meaning "at the elbow"[28] or otôskwunee meaning "elbow". In the Tsuutʼina language (Sarcee), the area is known as Guts’ists’i (older orthography, Kootsisáw) meaning "elbow".[20][22] In Kutenai language, the city is referred to as ʔaknuqtapȼik’.[29] In the Slavey language, the area is known as Klincho-tinay-indihay meaning "many horse town", referring to the Calgary Stampede[20] and the city's settler heritage.[22]

There have been several attempts to revive the Indigenous names of Calgary. In response to the Truth and Reconciliation Commission of Canada, local post-secondary institutions adopted "official acknowledgements" of Indigenous territory using the Blackfoot name of the city, Mohkínstsis.[25][26][30][31][32] In 2017, the Stoney Nakoda sent an application to the Government of Alberta, to rename Calgary as Wichispa Oyade meaning "elbow town";[33] however, this was challenged by the Piikani Blackfoot.[34]

Not sure if you’re aware but nobody gives a shit.

This makes schizojeet seethe

stopped reading at "academics have started..."

the feathers and the academics will make sure you are aware, on a daily basis, until the end of time.

Bury my heart at wounded knee

/cum/ is deadsville. why?

my hairline is so far north that it is completely, unrefutably over

happens every time a thread gets deleted after 30+ replies.

probably that plus schizojeet seething over me calling me "goshy"

me and who

could be worse

the independent neutral athlete

she also wants us to rate her flexibility

He was calling me goshy too, he just says it about everyone. There's a reason we call him schizojeet.

I only whites (no jews) and east asians to exist

what if a fly flew into her pussoire while she was stretching like that?

what happens if an object has negative mass, like an antimatter particle? does it experience things like gravity the same as it’s opposing matter particle?

Small and aggressive

should i spend about $15 on a blu-ray copy of oppenheimer

Journalism should be illegal

it would repel an object; more mass = stronger gravity. it's theorized this is how aliens manage to travel so quickly, they harnessed antimatter and use it to travel by repelling everything around them rather than propelling themselves through space.

goshcel isn't even a real person

how would you know anything if it was illegal?

based

have you seen it yet? if so no.

keep people uninformed about corruption, murder, and government dealings

brilliant

watchin PGL podcast

small

Not quite lmao

is there anything gayer than jerking off to cum tributes

yes

Because it’s shit and you’re all retarded niggers

no, i haven't seen it. but that's kind of why i want to buy it.

you know a game is dead when the only people playing it are eastern euros and brazilians

i mean if not* then no. it's only good in the first half so see if you like it enough to own it.

Every American journalist should be put in a concentration camp

I jerk off to men riding dildos sometimes and that's probably gayer

Who would spread misinformation and propaganda?

well no man who watches that could claim to be straight

redditleafesque

in the 6th grade i called my counselor a faggot and he grabbed me by the collar and said dont you ever call me that again

I use Anon Babble more for that stuff and only use reddit for that if I couldn't finish myself off using Anon Babble

touched a nerve, he was definitely a faggot. if he wasn't a faggot he would've laughed.

Redditleaf is the spammer post this archive stuff about his boogeyman

posted in /brit/ then /cum/ then here again. Yep, that's goshy

I had a very sexy high school guidance counselor and I got extremely bitter when she got married and kept telling me to call her by her husband's surname.

According to right wing Twitter jews/mischlings the only white people in the world live in israel and you're anti white if you dont like israel and also a brown person

He would have done much worse to anon if he really was a faggot

Shaboozey's A Bar Song (Tipsy) has now officially spent over 57 weeks in the top 5 of the Billboard charts.
What about this song in particular has given it such staying power?

interesting, but how would you construct such an “engine” which can both supply and expel the antimatter particles at a rate which would produce enough thrust to realistically travel through interstellar space?

also, how would it produce thrust? would the antimatter particles have to be spot at the back of the ship?

Federal prisons are overcrowded so they really only focus on distribution and trafficking. And honestly even then, they have far more dangerous drugs to work on. You just aren't worth their time as a common junkie.

the lone gooner

boomers LOVE him for being le based black country man
i.e. my nebraskan aunt and her cuck husband worship him

You go to an antimatter station and fill the space car fuel tank with antimatter before flying to earth to probe people's anuses or something

Israel has gone insane

So recently declassified documents showed that the CIA built 12 bases in Ukraine starting in 2014. So effectively as soon as Maidan happened, the CIA took over Ukraine’s military.

Ukraine isn’t fighting for sovereignty because the Maidan regime was never sovereign to begin with.

its a good song + rednecks can pretend theyre not racist because a black man sang it

the lonely gooner seems to goon his rod at night

idk I never bothered to pursue a degree in theoretical physics.

presumably if they're smart enough to discover and understand antimatter, they can also contain/harness it. sort of like us with nuclear technology.

having grown up as an atheist i find christianity and islam so inane and laughably ridiculous
hard to believe so many people around the world believe in that stuff

having grown up as an atheist i find christianity and islam so inane and laughably ridiculous

hard to believe so many people around the world believe in that stuff

Probably gonna get fired from my job and go to jail for criticizing israel/jews on here

Can you truly "grow up" as an atheist?

i like religion as an enrichment of culture and a source of community and good values for those who are seeking help. that's to say religions that aren't islam

i am hiv aladeen

I don't care about israel or palestine

an enrichment of culture

the church barred people from reading or interpreting the bible until well into the 1700's

People born in the late 90s and maybe the first year or so of the 2000s are the last people to have experienced hanging out at the local mall

i could hang out in the mall any day i just dont want to

I went bird watching at the mall with my buddies when we were in HS and every fucking time I asked them later to just GO TO THE MALL they always brought it up like I was doing it to peep on teenagers again

i decided not to drink today!

Do any of you still invest in alt coins?

bros wtf, my local meetup groups SUCK

being interested in bird watching in high school is crazy

If you believe in God then why not also believe in a flying spaghetti monster then too?

I dont think you understand what birds Im referring to

fuck yeah man me too
no weed either
we rawdogging sleep tonight

if canadians invented hockey, why not win a stanley cup?

israel defenders please try justifying this (you cant)

No bed
No sheet
No pillow
Lights on

fewer muslims is a good thing
that said fewer jews is also a good thing

I decided to stop drinking for a while nearly three weeks ago after a DWI incident. Likely going to be sober or close to it for a while.

We're wit da vipers

Seems like Joe Biden’s fault. I’m going to go protest the Democrats in the next federal election, exclusively.

I'm paying out of pocket to get a gold crown on my tooth

where did /mex/ go?

i already sleep on the floor of my shitty gay nigger apartment cuz i can’t afford a bed

IDF soldiers open fire into a crowd of European diplomats. Jews know they're not going to do shit about it because Jews are the living gods NATO and the EU were born to serve. They are perfectly capable of killing every Brussels ambassador just to give waivering Jews a slight morale boost.

Made a roast beef and swiss sandwich with cajun sauce

yet another hour of posting about jews and palestine

The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) confirmed that soldiers fired "warning shots" into the air, claiming the delegation deviated from a pre-approved route and entered an unauthorized area in an active combat zone. No injuries or damage were reported, and the IDF expressed regret for the "inconvenience caused," stating that an investigation was launched. Video footage verified by outlets like Al Jazeera and The New York Times shows soldiers aiming rifles and firing at least seven shots as the delegation, standing about 80 yards away behind a gate, scrambled for cover.

Just ate 9 slices of provolone cheese. Fuck my fatass nigger life man

i ate it

way she goes, boys

this is good i hope jews continue to burn their post ww2 good will

Why? Provolone tastes like nothing to me

Its been burned

You can blame Antoninus Pius for this. An 1800 year old mistake that we (the whites), are still paying for to this day.

I love Jews, Israel, and India. 6'2" white American man btw

Blue cheese best cheese

well, /cum/?

I look inside myself
And see my heart is brown
I see my red door
I must have it painted brown

The Romans treated the Jews correctly by destroying them

it’s the only thing in the fridge next to my aperol, butter, and beer

Titus (PBUH)

if goshpedo is on the track then pull

Brown Oyster Cult

penis

Realistically you could derail the train but idk where it would flip to it might kill everyone

kek

now what?

unc

I love Jews, Israel, and India. 6'2" white American man btw

Rape mom real quick before the train loops around and squishes the bitch

answer the damn question

the only morally correct decision is to try to jam something in between the wheels to derail the trolley

Replace those names with Brian, Goshcel, mousenonce, redditleaf, matthew

goshy really loves all these jeet webms everyone please click on them

that would make the dilemma easier to solve because brian would use his magic to derail the train

depends which aunt it is. i want to have sex with one of my aunts (not by blood) so i’d probably negotiate not pulling the lever if she agreed to let me fuck right there and then

*pushes (You)r fat ass onto the tracks to save 5 lives*

brian is here

grim

his magic

he literally admitted his magic did nothing to scare the Mexicans away across the street, he's a fraud

explain how his magic made me gay then

well?

everyone please click on every single goshy webm posted including on his leaf vpn

oh boy, the exact same pajeet webms again

use his magic

what life savings lol might as well get a good deal on saving 5 people

what about your 401k?

401ks are for fags
I got the 12 gauge retirement plan

youtube.com/watch?v=sLnICwuZxsI

as a contractor i don't have a 401k

everyone please click on goshy's jeet spam and also that youtube link just posted

a man has fallen in love with a man in lego city

nigga
OPEN A FUCKING RETIREMENT ACCOUNT
YOU WILL REGRET IT IF YOU DON’T
SOCIAL SECURITY WILL NOT EXIST
YOU WILL BE WORKING AT 80 YEARS OLD

Imagine dedicating a significant portion of your life and money to attaining magical powers and then not even be able to levitate a matchstick and now everyone thinks you're a retarded nutjob

I won't live that long

Why are they so evil?

i have $20k in my 401k at 25 years old. is that good?

When I was a kid I heard my mom talking about her 401k. She mentioned her contributions to it twice a month. I asked her what that was and when she yold me, I did the math to see how long it would take her to get $401,000 in it and said "well that means you can retire at xx!" and she just felt sad

pull it out and buy bitcoin

yeah let me just get raped by the IRS

No but at least you have one. 20k isn't terrible, and it grows faster the more you put in it

how much should i ideally be at 25 years old?

i had no retirement savings of any kind when i was 25. you're doing fine.

Alright girls, its vagina inspection day!
Post em

sorry i have a small mutilated pink dick, is that ok

80 years is long enough for the system to fix itself or fall apart completely, and in both cases it no longer matters

nothing ever happens bro

ripping some NASTY farts again

were you born today? you don’t have 80 years, you have 60 at maximum to get your shit together

Ore wa supa bejita da

Post it xister

that doesn't really change my statement all too much

vejobber

yeah, but will you be happy to be working at 70? 60? do you really want to be slaving away while you have fucking dementia?

The jobber man

the smallest stars (by mass) in the solar system are called brown dwarfs

what did god mean by this?

lisa needs braces

youtu.be/lh67x9iDCjg

I see brown dwarves everyday (Guatemalans)

jerma is cool but his fans are all trannies

Jerma is not cool

ya it’s fucking insane
i remember when he was playing geoguessr and he was on “gay street” and the entire chat was filled with tranny flags

Goodnight bros
The holocaust didnt happen

I have a blue house with a blue window

every song like this has boomers telling their life stories in the comments

Gotta love it

AIPAC got another one

Based

The thread is about to be BELETED!

i still miss my ex man

hawk tuah

*farts so hard that the trolley is destroyed instantly*

Goshy you posted that meme in /brit/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/210449112/#q210451293

We're all going to lose our jobs and at that point it's UBI or pitchforks. I'm going to guess the legislative branch picks the former option before I'm forced to slave away my 70s.

They always do this. "Show me proof I'm taking money from the Jews as I disseminate Hasbara against an Israel critic." Whether they do it for free or not is besides the point, any gentile who even hints at being sympathetic to Israel's videotaped snuff mass ritual murder of Palestinian babies is doing it to signal usefulness to the powerful in order to personally advance at the expense of basic mammalian morality.

I don't want to goon no more. i want out

goshy you don't have a job, you're a pedophile and you live with your parents in a trailer park where you go around stealing underwear from little girls

Someone go ahead and bake the new bread please

be patient schizojeet will make new he always does what he's told

MAKE NEW SCHIZOJEET

How long have you been working? 50k would be great

2 years really

@210873315
Are you blocked from making threads now goshy?

i've mindbroken schizojeet at this point, he's in a no-win situation

I guess you are blocked or something lol

somebody kill these 2 faggots

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