Do americans really have to go through these ACTUAL humiliation rituals?

be murifat

be lucky enough to buy good house in the suburbs

suburbs is "owned" by an HOA

legally forced to join them

have to pay MONTHLY fees to them (+ tip naturally)

they can force you to remove stuff from your property

they can drag you to court if you dont comply

cant even properly decorate your home if they dont want you to

have to look EXACTLY like the rest of the other houses

if you get damage on your property theyre supposed to fix it for you

they never fucking do

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Whats the point of owning a house in the united states of amerifats if you're literally more cucked than the average rentoid???? Atleast rentpigs can call up the owner to fix shit and decorate as much as they want as long as it isnt permanent.

LAND OF THE FREEEEEEE

not allowed to grow your own food

not allowed to collect rainwater

Americans are not free

Wait, what???

Yup, they are also not allowed to plant trees and plants
Your garden needs to be a lawn and nothing or else you get sued

In Germany it is even worse, retard. Anyone can write to the government you are not using the garage for your car (if you put anything else inside) and they will fine your for up to 10000€, even if the whole property belongs to you.

I looked it up, that's fucking insane. I have tons of small plants I collected in the forest in my garden, now they're big. It looks nice. I don't get American retardation.

anything more than a lawn is papist, opulent, and not kosher

let me tell you about your country

It's your own fault for being so loud and pushy on the internet

let me tell you about your color

let me tell you about your race

only i am white and no one else

We own the internet, muhammad.

"Florida Supreme Court: You can't grow vegetables on your own property."
I mean, it's not some anons making it up.
I don't get it. Can you grow basil or parsley?!

Yes macaco. You are not white.

that's an expansion state thing, my neighborhood was built before electricity was invented so it's no good for HOAs.

If you live in an HOA you have to follow their community rules. If I go inside a grocery store and scream nigger on the top of my lungs and they escort me out of the store it's no different.

Just don't live in an HOA, pierre.

just dont live in a rural area

just dont live in a city

just don't live in an hoa

What's next?

in the land of the free and all that, HOA shouldnt exist. it all will fail when someone take them and their idea to court and ask who owns this land? me or the hoa?

just dont live in a rural area

This is wrong doe

the courts would absolutely side with boomer landlords. without them lawyers would make $50,000 a year in America.

Not trying to stir shit, genuinely curious.
On what authority do HOAs enforce stuff like this? Is it a simple contract you sign on buying the house? How do they force everyone in a neighborhood to be a member?

Since only boomers and/or Blackrock are allowed to own property in this country, its pretty moot for us anyway. That said, America is a very large place compared to what ya Europoors are used to. Specific states (what you call countries), cities, counties, etc all force different levels of bullshit

The HOA, sadly. You can't buy/sell the land without signing a contract that binds you.

HOA are basically designed to keep out the blacks, am I understanding that right?

no, boomers want to larp as feudal lords.

HOA is a private organization. If you choose to live in an HOA, buying one of their homes, you follow their contract. So all these people complaining they can't let their house run to the ground in a HOA are retarded and should have known they are buying into an HOA. They usually own neighborhoods not individual houses. Everyone in the neighborhood is a member. HOA pros is that they collect membership from the homeowners monthly to build up the community. This is why the HOA has strict rules that seem silly but they are usually well kept neighborhoods with high property values and amenities.

Specific states (what you call countries)

Nigga thinks his administrative divisions are separate countries lmao.

good thing lawyers dont run the country, judges do.
im not shure if you see it this way, but its a fundamental right of property to do as you want with it. there are countless rules what you can and cannot do here, but none of them includes length of grass or number of cars stored in your driveway. we only have rules for not painting your house bright blue when all the others are natural.

what is contract laws?
any contract you sign here that goes against the law (in this case property laws) is null & void.

Does the contract force you to pass the membership on the next buyer? That seems like there would be multiple loopholes to avoid it like in the case of inheritance.
I know I'm probably being naive and trying to get out on technicalities against people who are legal pros against that shit but if people generally dislike them I'd imagine there would be some pushback.

plus tip

If you sell your house that is in the HOA it's still a part of the HOA. That doesn't get removed. Anyway they maintain their property cost pretty well. My friend bought a 250k home in 2016 and it's worth about a little over 500k now if he sold it.

you need to meet an upper middle class American to understand the entitlement. they have a one way street in their brain.

how are they entitled when they let others decide over their lawn and yard?

they're all on the same page. it's a big club and we're not invited, or at least I'm not.

Can't put a trampoline in your backyard

I refuse to believe this.

HOAs are a meme, everyone here already knows how to deal with them.

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What the fuck is HOA and how does HOA own your property when you bought it? Sounds like some commie scam

Americans be like "how dare those people over there paint their house in a color I dislike???"

Literally never heard of an HOA until about 6 years ago and I'm 33.

Hey, listen here, you commie fuck. It ain’t socialism when a corpo does it, m’kay?

Americans don't have gardens, they just have lawns

Homeowner's Association, it's a neighborhood association where they all follow rules to keep the place nice, but very often go overboard: giving people fines for not cutting their grass or painting their house in a color that doesn't match the rest of the neighborhood.

I don't know if you have syndics in Poland, but in Brazil in apartment buildings the people who live there elect one of the residents to manage the building. He makes sure people aren't making too much noise or are throwing their trash in the right place, because everyone lives close together and it's easy to bother a neighbor. A HOA is that but for houses instead of apartments

Debts own you

This is when you start pushing that old fags shit in by jamming his asshole with your own legal threats. They're neutered.

idgi that house doesnt look bad

most places arent that stupid, i live with my parents right now and we have a garden growing all kinds of shit, my garage is full of stuff and so are most of our neighbors, and we rarely mow the lawn
i wont be a bootlicker and say i like HOAs, but ones like the one in op are pretty rare
and most homes arent part of any HOA

Trampolines are big safety hazards. Don't take that as me saying they're 'bad', they can be used safely if you follow basic safety rules, but a HOA might take them as some sort of legal liability issue, eyesore, or general nuisance.

it's not your rain

>legally forced to join them

Is it, really?

Ones like in OPs are the HOAs that get set up in most new development housing areas desu. Created by the property developer, and only ever filled with the most power tripping of the residence.

They usually own neighborhoods not individual houses.

I see. It's like a condominium then.
We have that in Brazil too. Apartments follow similar laws too.

I think it's like that everywhere desu.

Yeah, if you buy property that has them you are FORCED to join by contract upon buying that property

That's the kind of thing that I would do desu

It's not forced then

IN GERMANY

Just don't live