Dog cunt edition
/brit/
Is this real
The 21st century will be the decisive century for the White race.
Either there is a racial awakening and Whites establish worldwide National Socialist rule and proceed to expand across the galaxy with billions of Nordics, or the White race will perish under the tidal wave of third worlders, and the Earth will spin through the void devoid of higher life until the sun consumes it.
Got harassed by a gaggle of schoolgirls yesterday on my afternoon run. Really hurt my feelings.
when will you expand from your bedroom
mad how comfortable i feel around other people these days now that i've gone out of my way to cultivate proper manners
Fuck off, clean shirt
haha
good fun that
They can be cunts
if it's not too much bother i'd appreciate a link to whichever thread you got this from
did they have tights on or bare legs?
They made fun of me saying that I was getting slower after my 8th sprint. It was obviously true but they didn't need to point it out.
Won't answer this because you want to know for noncery reasons
What did they say?
might larp as a tf2 char later
See: Just went "ooooo you're slowing doOoOoown" in that sing-songy voice they use to tease people
old thread is on 262 replies you mongs
janny must've come in and cleaned up all the schizoposts, many such cases
ooouuhhh uwuaaahhh, cry some more
50+ scatposts
LOL
DVLA hold music driving me potty
Hostages have been rescued.
Sven
GORAN
Ericsson
Silly thing to try and tease someone over, pay it no mind
want to visit new york and get slightly bumped by a taxi or another pedestrian and say "ayy i'm walkin' here!"
someone's done a smelly poo in the work toilets
infantile peurile fantasy
need them gagged and gagging
mikey, his cheeks wide
What are these proper manners? Dining etiquette?
how so? fuck new york, it's a grimy shithole full of rude cunts who deserve to be stereotyped
barclays has good hold music
youtube.com
youtube.com
tits and teeth
alan and thailad, in the new thread
Why are the Welsh such great musicians?
youtube.com
Don't get why companies brag about having good customer support. If I have to contact customer support at all then it means that your product/service is broken, which is not a good thing.
I don't understand.
looks like timothy spall
god the indian government's post tracking website is a piece of shit with hideous web design to boot
you'd think a nation of computer nerds would be basically competent, especially on official government websites
janitor, in the early new
If something does go wrong it's nice to know you don't have to deal with an incompetent spastic if you need to contact them.
lol
um um UM
we just like music
just smile and be warm and approachable
pleases, thank yours, call older men "sir", and present yourself well and try to imagine yourself in the other person's shoes
Look at your body.
A painted puppet, a poor toy of jointed parts ready to collapse.
A diseased and suffering thing with a head full of false imaginings.
The Dhammapada
call older men "sir"
bit zesty
the smeggy 20s
project your gay feelings elsewhere
might do you some good to go enlist
Maybe yours is, ricedick. I’m a 6’3 white blonde blue eyed chad with a six pack and an 8 inch cock.
we gon send you to the oil fields lil nigga
If something does go wrong, it should either be easily diagnosable and fixable or I should be able to return it and get a refund. I shouldn't need to interact with a human during either of those processes.
Plus competent people don't work in call centres, they usually end up getting much better-paying jobs. So you'll have a tough job finding support staff that aren't spastics.
graphic proof or didn't happen
all my friends are white
not racist or nothing just don't seem to get along with the darkies
I've been doing that naturally. Besides the 'sir' part. That doesn't sound very Australian. The people I struggle to be most comfortable around are normalfags of my age group, where those kinds of manners get you side-eyed.
the dark lords of the equator
i’m racist but seem to get a long with darkies just fine, odd
well the older gents seem to like being called sir, makes them feel respected
women are a fucking minefield though, can't use any honorifics for them at all, call them "ma'am" and they'll get pissy like you're calling them old, and anything else can be taken as patronising
very insecure lot, the womenfolk
kicking against the pricks
amazon says sorry there's been a problem and you'll get your stuff by 23 may
fuck it, press cancel order
now says dispatched and arriving by 1pm and no option to cancel
I'm betting it won't arrive today, let alone by 1pm and they're just fucking lying to stop me cancelling.
just 3 more days mate what's the big deal?
got a parcel coming from the neverlands
kek yeah was just thinking about that
think it was staged tbf
They told me it'd be delivered today. I wanted the item today. The exact same item is there on their website saying 'get it today by 10pm'.
Fucked off the car insurance until today and it only went and dropped by £10, might wait another day
well just hope for the best then i suppose, is it something really important?
mad how it changes at different times of the day as well
its cheapest like 27 days before your policy expires
Is that true? Thought it was just daily
Did you know that Julian McMahon, the actor who plays Dr Christian Troy on Nip/Tuck, is Australian? They produce a lot of top class actors, I wonder why.
I WANT TO CONSOOOOOOMMMM NOWWWWWW GIVE ME MY CHINESE SLOPPPPPPPPPPPP
when i arrive at toil i always say "hey gang" to my coworkers, i'm quirky like that, part of the reason i'm so popular
Have been watching it for a while, it's at 23 days out right now and around £25 cheaper than it was 4-5 days ago, needs more regulating
So you’re just copying Employed Woman?
no, he says "team", i'm copying the scooby gang
eyy im postin' here
mad how common eunuchs were in china until 100 years ago. blokes willingly chopping off their bits to service an emperor who didn't care about them. weird people that lot
i ate my own poo once, had a slightly minty taste to it because of my tendency to swallow chewing gum
sir skibidi starmer
um posters get flustered when you finger their bottoms
um um UM HELP
might go wimpy
no weirder than trannies here chopping their bits off to serve satan
There was a case in the news a couple years back about a bunch of gay fetish lads who were willingly signing up to have their cock and balls removed by another gay fetish lad calling himself 'The Eunuch Maker', to enter into a cult where they would be referred to as "Nullos".
gays are healthy and normal btw
This world would be unfathomably shitty if England never existed
managed to rep out Lat Pulldowns that was heavier than my bodyweight havent I lads? yeah
making a list of my coworkers ranking from who works the hardest to who just fucks around all the time, i'm probably second if not the top, going to show it to toilberg and maybe get myself a nice little pat on the head for being a teacher's pet
just watched that video of that old bloke being tasered in the care home
grim
how do you get a girl to sex with you
Start doing pullups then. Buy a pullup bar.
how do they wank to the fetish with their dick and balls removed
ask your dad
can we get a concerned bradley on those 2 posts please
smelling my earphones
Any of y'all ever tried that sweet crystal?
do any of you understand what the guy says here? he has a british accent and can't figure out his words
might shoot half a gram of heroin up my arm for a laugh
yes i understand
I don't do that shite. For me it's three sets of fifteen bodyweight chin-ups, using full range of motion. That means from a completely relaxed hanging position until my chest touches the bar. Why, you ask? If you want the results, you can't cheat yourself out of the work, and that will reflect in other areas of your life, you see.
mad how good opiates are
=)
well? what does he say?
Why does it feel good when you finger your anus?
Source this
Four Noble Truths
the pic or the audio?
shant be telling you
Nick Wheeler's summer picks just arrived in the post lads, can't wait to see what's in store for me
Hate films
Might join the Klan
tell me what the audio says first
always forget how peng salted-peanuts are until I buy a packet on a whim and gorge 600 calories-worth of nut in a matter of minutes
is it pewma or pooma
imagine the post-nut clarity of having your knob lobbed off
a beep drill
or
are bell dip
or
spry dell
or
dry spell
Sounds like gibberish lad
yeah, shame about that whole destroyed life business, but honestly it's worth it
I say pooma - as in "poo ma pants"
no
rorke...our response?
youtube.com
more of a cashew or pistachio man myself, the latter are too much of a bugger to peel though, and yet you have elitists looking down their nose at you for getting pre-peeled ones
So what you lads reading at the minute?
can't eat them though am allergic
Every religion is a lie
Alcohol is poison
You're shite post apparently
I think pistachios are quite fun to pry open
especially when the shells are painted red
you have elitists looking down their nose at you for getting pre-peeled ones
pistachio-related discrimination is the greatest evil in the modern world
to cashews or pistachios? never heard of someone being allergic to them while also not being allergic to peanuts
... that your body can break down and destroy ...
Yeah you love gorging on nuts don't you lad
squattoil shortly and then I need to go to the shops to get some food in
nice sunny day so I think I will walk it
Every religion is a lie
elitists looking down their nose at you for getting pre-peeled ones
this is me. they taste inferior you swine
@grok is this true
Yes. God is fictional.
the shells have shitloads of salt on them so the pre-shelled ones are probably better for bloodpressureberg anyway
Got an exam at 14:30. Bricking it lads. Done loads of revision, but the topics are so broad and varied that literally anything could come up and I'm half-expecting to get absolutely sucker punched by some shit I didn't expect.
How. So.
Hope you piss yourself and die in the back of a greyhound bus to Miami
Any aussies following the poison mushroom lady trial?
allergic to both yeah, they're tree nuts and peanuts aren't a real nut
scawetgjashb
I just pop the whole pistachio in and take it out of the shell with a gentle bite then spit the shells in a cup.
By virtue of the fact that he's made up. He's not a real thing. There is no compelling evidence of God.
leftypol blasting this in class and shouting 'bruh' in the hopes that the cool kids find him funny
In vague terms, yes.
Guilty as sin, she is
can't read the question "how so?" without screaming and thinking of diego. this place has done a fucking number on me.
Quote by Mao Zedong:
“To read too many books is harmful.”
How is there no compelling evidence
can only do your best lad
the prep has been done, nothing else to do now but execute the exam. Show 'em what you can do.
Everybody talkin at me
Cant hear a word theyre sayin
haven't thought about that in ages, what a bizarre way to commit murder, almost makes me want to give her the benefit of the doubt and just assume she's a retard who didn't identify her shrooms proper like
need to huff her top
Hate Italians and Swedes
don't go in the bathroom for at least 15 minutes i just took a mean shit
mfw i see white british girls smiling at me
is the allergy very serious? fatal like?
Her ex-husband, who didn't attend or consume the mushrooms, described her as very intelligent. Then again she's morbidly obese so I have my doubts.
Why
What evidence is there for God? Typically Christians will say things like "the universe is so complex that it must have been made by a supernatural god". The watchmaker argument.
But that logic does not necessarily follow. It's possible that the universe is just the product of natural forces.
*blows a handful of nut dust in your face*
ME HATE SICILIAN
ME HATE SICILIAN
prefer not to say in case my enemies are lurking
I used a public toilet earlier today and some cunt had just shat in there before me and it fucking stank. There should be a law requiring air fresheners in public toilets.
Jesus Christ is physical evidence for God.
miracles
predicted his death
eye witness testimony of his miracles
gospel
What about bauple nuts
You might think prostate stimulation, but some nullos get that removed too
To read too many /brit/s is harmful
Got given a rose by some girl in the town centre the other day while I was sat on a bench snacking on strawberries. Turned it down because I just assumed it was some sort of scam. She was with a group and they all started laughing at her. She then called me an ugly cunt and they all walked off talking shit about me.
Quite a baffling experience.
For me it's the vanilla chocolate balls
the incel experience lol haha just kidding
La vie en rose. Life is like a rose or a bouqet of flowers, or a box of chocolates, how do you
The most compelling evidence for Jesus of Nazareth is some suspiciously worded revisions of Josephus
do some people genuinely take several minutes to do an actual poo? i'm always done in like 30 seconds or less and the real time sink is wiping
Come away, O human child!
To the waters and the wild With a faery, hand in hand.
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
womanly behaviour this
and the real time sink is wiping
Get a bidet
Does Anon Babble allow for webp images now? I can't be arsed to test it myself.
I only ask because before the site went down, it seemed like every other post I tried to make was stopped with "SIR, UM EXCUSE ME SIR, THAT'S AN INVALID FILE FORMAT SIR, YOU CAN'T POST THAT SIR!"
I haven't had that error since it has been back up but I haven't been checking the file formats.
"Dear God, I would like a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Amen"
complete shite
he saves webps
that was my interpretation of the post also
how so? i knew a bloke who always made a big show of it whenever he did a poo, was making noises in there like he was having an orgasm, fucking freakshow that lad
i have one, but i tend to strategically time my poos so that i can give me ringpiece a quick once-over and then hop in the shower, one of the many reasons i don't understand why everyone was going mental over bog roll during covid
This sicko wants to bum Jesus
I just had my above schizomobile post fail on the first try, as I accidentally uploaded a webp. They seem to have changed the error message though
Justin Bieber is balding
very sad to see
gonnae mow the lawn
time to resurrect #baldforbieber
lol
not really
it's normal
hes turning brazilian
hair right at the front of the hairline looks thicker than the top
reckon your man has already been to turkey
youre a victim of a PSYOP by the MI6 you dont have much time
terry looking ahh mf
wanking my arse with a poo
The post that saved the '/rit/
Not very powerful if they let Thatcher defeat them
Keir starmer just said the refugees are leaving at any moment, purple monkey dishwasher
i miss early 2010s internet
Any other suggestions to go on the old 'gram filter list?
get the habbo hotel loaded up
Gay
Just witnessed a Fark meme outside Fark
i joined a group on there once and they kicked me out for saying i wasn't an eminem fan. pricks.
any heroin heads in?
Not my cup of tea
what would you do if you had one shot or one opportunity again?
what about your spoon of tea?
witcher3 is now 90% off lads
Sup
wSup
most exotic nationality you've ever shagged?
Venezuelan
Latvian
got stuck on the caretaker
It's 100% off for me because I already own it
brazilian
the women getting tattoos trend needs to be study
the more you think about it the madder it is. literally never ever looks good and this is pretty much the universal consensus among men
and its like they all HAVE to get one for no reason
Vietnamese :)
united kingdomian
joining a birdwatching club so i can shout "get your tits out"
Stuck a dog dildo up my arse if that counts
Dutch
why is your dog got a dildo?
lol
jews and cultural marxism
beauty = opression, ugly = good
women are dosile and impressionable as fuck and fall for it incredibly easily
therefore they make themselves as ugly as possible
simple really
to loosen him up for bummings
most embarrassing nationality you've ever shagged?
I see it as adjacent to FtM transgenderism
toil in 2 hours. got the next 4 days off and responsibility free.
Free Lucy Connolly
Free Lucy Letby
Blud looks like Charles Veitch omds
we're just gonna start bursting nuts in rorke's ass man
ok
what did his ass man ever do to you
maori. she was disgusting.
proper disgusting that leftypol man
let me just make one thing perfectly clear
rorke obama be like
uhhh let me make one thing clear...my life a damn movie
get in i say get iiiinnnn
fancy some macadamia nuts 2bh
um you aren't allowed to say tattoos look bad because it means you're an incel for some reason
rorke eating his peanuts with his sphincter muscles
Lovely image that was.
Rorke are you on giffgaff or something mate?
Nueva
scasighsdg
leftypol hasn't got a bloody pot to piss in has he heh