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sexual panther-edition

There's a hot Polish milf professor studying biochemistry at my school
If only chemistry weren't an alien language then maybe I'd be working in her lab (and seducing her)

yeah I like my bitches to be o'sexual if you knoimsayin

Because California has lots of fat brown people
Disney World in Florida has more fat white people (the huge ones that you see on scooters at Walmart) since it's closer to the deep south

Deport all fat people to Planet Fitness

If this is actually his moms shop why has no one called yet?

fatties

people

Last time I was fat was when I was 13 and saw a fat adult man
Thought to myself "Damn, I'll seriously look like this fat shit when I grow up if I don't lose weight"
By highschool nobody believed me I was ever fat

you study biochemistry????????

No, I do not, that's why said chemistry is an alien language to me.

NTA but I have a Bachelor's in Biochem

cause yous a bitch

Why did janny delete this? it's completely true we could rid ourselves of brian forever if someone confirms that it is his shop

Michelle Obama was after our school lunches
Melania Trump is after our revenge porn
Sad!

What happened to the other Brazilian anon? Was he banned or did he leave /cum/?

do you think it's a good degree? i'm studying cs and applied math and thinking of maybe switching it to cs and biochem? Is the switch worth it? What do you think about it? Thank you

I have a bachelor's in history

my wife is being trained at her new job by a 6’ half black dude bros

what the fuck do i even do, she was telling me he’s “really helpful” and they crack jokes and shit man. i can’t even fight against this shit cause her work paired him up to train her

and you'll be a bachelor forever you incel freak loser L O L

doing genealogy

there's an integral part of the tree that nobody fucking knows

only clue is him being put as the father of my gggrandfather on his death certificate

entirely different last name from everyone else

no documentation of this motherfucker anywhere like he never even existed

was my gggrandfather hallucinating or having a laugh or something. what the hell is this shit?

I deleted it myself because I decided i didn't want to be part of this war, even though I hate Brian.
I received a three week ban back in the day for "doxxing" in the Zazuetta War

who is the other brazilian anon? i don't know who he is, thank you

You can be a good boy and preemptively buy a cock cage

Real life isn't porn, they aren't going to fuck at work

yeah i'm homeosexual (i fuck houses)

have you tried satisfying her?

Nevermind. I thought you left because people bullied you here for being Brazilian.

do you think i’m actually gonna get cucked
we literally got married only eight months ago. for reference i’m 28 and she’s 25, he’s 24

Biochem and CS are completely different
Biochem CAN be a good degree if you love the research and you love chemistry, which I did. I 1000% knew I would never make as much money as my peers if I stayed in my field BUT I used my biochem degree to go into pharmaceutical sales since I found out sales is the single best way to actually be the big earner at companies (they always promote the sales guys and NEVER the actual researchers to CEO)

yeah probably, infidelity rates in the US are very high and the internet is a mind poison that we aren't ready for yet so she's probably already been exposed to the idea that it's fine to fuck other men, good luck and hope you signed a prenup

yeah but he was telling her he went through a big breakup only a year ago and that he’s been dating around and shit
fuck my life man

Most people have no information about there 3xgrandfather.

Lowkey wish I had a dominant gf who would tease me and make me call her mommy

if [REDACTED] wants to be based for once, he'd ban Dating apps(make up something about russia or china or whatever) and force people to meet irl spontaneously again

did you end up having to pursue a phd or were you able to make six figures straight out of college with a bachelors? I'm asking because I have a female friend who studied biochem and is doing pretty well for herself at a biotech company, she is making six figures at like 23

My wife would never cheat on me and I'm not afraid of it happening because I'm also not afraid of being alone (I know I could get someone again)

my wife is so ugly when i took her to the beach they asked me what i used for bait

mine neither but i can’t do shit if this fucking knotty headed fuck tries to put a move on her or some shit

i leave whenever you guys start going crazy and calling me a nigger, pedo or accusing me of spamming, then i leave the thread for a few hours

Nigger pedo

Again it really depends on how you leverage your degree
You can coast in the lab and never get credit for your work or you can go into sales/admin
I didn't make 6 figures out of college because I sucked at sales at first but I hit 6 figures by the end of the second year
At that point it's still 100% sales which comes down to personality and charisma but the background in your field never hurts

amazing the lengths that janny will go to to ban everyone but brian

Unironically ask her to jerk you off while you watch porn and turn on blacked if she's in to it its over for you if she says no you're safe

So David Pakman cancelled an debate event thing with Destiny after learning more about his sex crimes and the rape trial

Damn I like don't really care

he’s younger than her

Nah you’re fine

i found organic chem to be pretty hard

Can't tell if I have a kidney stone or if my chokehold was too tight on the chicken

If this is something that you are actually concerned about, you should talk to her about it

If she’s worthy of your trust and your love she would ignore him
If she doesn’t, she a disgusting whore and doing you a favor by making it known early
Which one is it? Does your wife deserve your trust or is she a whore? You need to remember that she probably thinks the same way every time you interact with a woman

I thought those two destiny fans here would like that information sorry

like the class average was fluctuating between a 66 and 56 on the exams. They ended up having to curve it.

Organic Chem was hard for me
It’s the only class I’ve ever failed in my life
I’ve heard the same from lots of friends
Don’t let it discourage you unless you’re going into organic chem as a major

watching destiny

Organic Chem was heavily curved when I went to UC Berkeley lmao
It’s just known to be very hard

When I showed girls Mongolian throat singing, Old Norse skaldic songs, and Slavic tribal music they thought it was because I was a hippie and girls told me it was surprising that I was really into history
One of my best friends in college was my professor and I still talk to him

finna ask momberg to buy me call of pripyat before the enhanced edition comes out

the sky is fucking black and a tornado warning has been on all day

I love factorio

based, love me some destiny

watched halfway through The Battle at Lake Changjin
idk what to feel about it besides these guys really celebrate the creation of north korea
then you look at the discourse online and it's all about yah woo hoo yellows taking on the imperialists
but the end result was north korea and nobody cared...

girls told me it was surprising that I was really into history

Maybe you look handsome, so they find it surprising youre into something nerdy

Whaddaya say Bill

Has his deep throating abilities improved?

Bros i have to drive home
Wish me luck

the simplest explanation is usually right

pooping feels good i love pooping

I think the fact that I know what a nerd is like and try to avoid it didn’t help
Used to be a nerd in high school and decided to act completely different in college so people usually assumed I was a douche frat bro

random chad on ip starts messaging me about how he fucked a girl over the weekend and how great she was

Uh ok..

after seeing you guys post about destiny all the time i watched a little of his stream and i don't get the hype
seems like boring politics stuff

I'm somewhat similar. i've been told i look like the kind of guy in a frat, but in high school, and to an extent still today, I'm a massive nerd

watching destiny

I used to think I was gonna be an incel but not even kidding the trick is to get drunk around other people
It’ll make you want to talk

He's a methed up adhd faggot

there's nothing wrong with watching destiny. hasan and asmongold are on the same level but for some reason much more accepted on Anon Babble.

You need to do what I did and use it to your advantage
I had a bunch of friends who were in frats because I looked the part
Not kidding but it was specifically one dude that I became friends with who introduced me to my friend group that I still hang out with

all my sex creep polyamorous omniliberal friends and I watch Destiny together and goon out hard

Destiny has sucked cock
I could respect a woman who sucks dick (because she loves her man and wants to please him) but never a man who sucks cock

asmongold is just a retard puppet. he watches whatever he's sent and goes "yeah i agree with that, makes sense"
he's the dumbest and most worthless but he's best person of the 3

Smoking weed and drinking covfefe.

This is the main appeal
youtu.be/PTDN4Vavk1U?si=--PyryU1lEP1uVxZ

Leafbro im doing the same
Hour and a half left at work
Boss loves drinking with me specifically when we close a big account so I’m fucking TRASHED
Thankfully I think this company is used for money laundering or something and he’s hiring and Uber to drive me home and then back to work tomorrow

never a man who sucks cock

what if it was a feminine penis attached to a pretty woman(male)

All 3 of those are equally terrible. Hasan is a trust fund faggot who larps as an edgie commie
Asmongold idk never watched him, but images i've seen online make him look like an unhinged neckbeard
Destiny is a literal faggot
You shouldn't watch any of these people

Nope if it was a truly feminine tranny he would want his dick ignored

Idk if i want that desu it's not true to my character
i don't really enjoy frat things like sports
I am a loner by nature

A land flowing with milk and honey

Trust me it’s fun to do it a few times at least
I’m also a loner but knowing you didn’t miss out on anything is a strong feeling

let's get out of here babe

Once at the supermarket i was buying a bunch of alcohol and pizza. the guy behind me whispers to his friend "must be going to a frat party"
But it was actually all for me to consume alone in my incel-cave lol.

Let's drive down the 405 to see the rest of your family (all of their names are Zhang)

One of my first tastes of normalcy was when a girl I barely knew in a group project texted me saying she was going through a tough time and wanted to know if I wanted to go grocery shopping with her and make dinner together

driving 405

I'll see you in 4 hours

Canada has a ton of Ayrabs

your own census bureau counts arabs as white

You must look really handsome
I never experienced anything like that in college

Arabs are white as long as they’re Christian

they'll have their own category on the next census

reminder: redditleaf has never won a debate in the history of /cum/

amerimutt.gif

dreamt i had a 2 dollar bill

There are literally billions of those, they aren't very special

I genuinely think of myself as average looking though
I’ve just been told by women that they feel comfortable around me
Women honestly always fall for male friends but ONLY if you’re not interested and they can tell if you want to fuck

I've had women say my presence makes them feel safe. I also have dozens of female friends, but none of them have ever had sex with me so I must be doing something wrong.
I'm not that anon.

I’ve just been told by women that they feel comfortable around me

That must be it, i'm scary looking. Like I have a resting angry looking gaze. People involuntarily apologize to me when i pass by them

You need to scare-maxx and get ripped and become a bouncer

Women also find you being passive as unattractive so you need to make sure theyre not the only one asking to hang out
Mostly it happened when we got drunk together alone for one reason or another

I also have dozens of female friends, but none of them have ever had sex with me

Have they ever given you any sign of interest at all?

there is legitimately nothing i hate more in this life than job hunting but dammit i need a fucking pay raise.

Also while I say this I also did take a shit ton of MDMA directly before I started making all these friends

I'm pretty fit i go to the gym often. Never worked as a bouncer but i've worked in security. Did security at a mental hospital and briefly did mobile security patrolling different ghetto apartment complexes

I am afraid you might be in a gang

Honestly I think Slavs are cooler than Germanics and being uncivilized violent barbarians is part of it

just watched a russian die getting bonked by a drone dropped grenade

Reminder weed is still a schedule 1 drug and is illegal on the federal level in the United States. Orange man could round up you dopesmokers at any time day or night.

Orangeman probably smokin doobies as we SPEAK

I threw out my weed this morning, I'm drug-free from now on

Orangeman is probably getting head from a little boy right now.

I was born in Ukraine but watching that kinda shit is just bad for the soul

Meth is a misdemeanor and Weed is a felony

Orange man himself said he supported legalization of weed thoughbeit

You fucking criminal. You broke the law, you go to jail.

it's literally the funniest shit imaginable

i'm aware and it is retarded because the constitutional basis for drug consumption laws is shit and most states legalized it so the legal discrepancy is just impractical

weed is a felony in my state lol

Lol I bet pornhub is blocked in your state too

I love buying weed from the weed store and not having to play 30 minutes mario kart with smelly drug dealers while they argue with their girlfriends anymore

h-ha yes you're right you won't kill me tho right hahaha

just don't say anything about communism or a neo nazi being invited to the sacred Canadian Parliament

Business idea: execute everyone who uploaded their ID in order to jerk off

Out of meds award

same brooo ran outta weed last night haha

the only site I would ever even consider uploading my ID to jack off to would be gelbooru, I don't think I could live without hentai

Remember, kids!: pay for your porn :)

I was born in Ukraine
Specifically Talne, Cherkasy Oblast
I lived in the nearby village of Pischana

Ukrainian women are cutr

Slovakia is a nice country

No it is not

I have donated to hentai artists on occasion because I thought they did good work. I would never pay a real woman to watch her get fucked or take pics though.

A great place to research fantasies and kinks is on the Internet

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I moved here from India when I was 8

Ukrainians aren't white.

elaborate

Do Beavis and Butthead smoke weed?

Slavs aren't white. Only Germanics (Germans, Anglos, and Scandinavians) are white.

there are gay saunas but no straight saunas. really makes you think

Only Germanics (Germans, Anglos, and Scandinavians) are white.

Only Anglos and Saxons are white

Picts aren't white either. Celt is close enough to Anglo to be acceptable.

I'm noticing a trend here

Picts

These people haven't existed for thousands of years

Celts? Definitely not white

My dog is white

Personality of the opinion that Gutians and Kaska are potentially white

oh boy, arguing about genealogy yet again

Picts are the Scots with black hair and really fair skin.
Whiter than Ukies.

Being nonwhite (Slavic) makes me an expert on nonwhites, so you should trust my first-hand account. I’m a primary source. Celts aren’t white, just like me. Only Anglos and Saxons.

gays are the most committed and trad? based fags

Don't want to come across as seething but why does it matter to you? Would you view a Germanic who grew up in a Slav country as superior to a Slav who grew up in a Germanic country? My opinion is that culture is all that really matters.

I'm just happy to be white :)

Ukrainians aren’t white but anyone claiming that Germans are white is an obvious German

This man is nonwhite

I'm 1/4 Mexican

Pedro Pascal is genuinely Spanish nobility on both sides and not an average Indio Chilean

think im stuck in the matrix
where the fucks my nitrous

yes i am a cuck i like when people fuck on my bitch

stop capping

Business idea: financing financing payments

Stand by your man. and show the world you love him

Kanye is that you

i cant find the heil hitler midwest remix anymore

Maybe Cornish was still alive during Franklin’s time
I honestly don’t know , too irrelevant of a language for me to care
Still seething about what happened to the Breton though

Kanye made being a cuck cool

what is the difference between country and western music

white men are the BVLLS now

Look at that face. How can you hate it?

He has semen cancer

literally only BDS migatards hate joe, everyone else loves him

Ngl, she's kinda hot for her age.

be smoking with some buddies

take big drag

go to say smth

cough and throw up

Smoking a swisher sheet

these are so fucking good

Keep catberg away from those fumes

Why did you put a bell on the catberg? If I were a cat I would be annoyed by the sound.

this nigga smoking da ganja

Just the swisher?
Subhuman behavior

We are back

I DID IT
I LEARNED A WHOLE SONG ON PIANO

Zion Don wont do shit

Here are some pictures from Saturday night. Is Crown On The Ground anon here??

good job dude, can you play 100% from memory?

take advantage of the situation and fly home in the winds

I'm sure this time he really means it

yes

interested in hearing redditleaf's take on this

kanye made raping your cousin and showcasing your daughter to sex traffickers cool

oh yeah? i know how to play hot cross buns on a recorder!

This was the best shot of the night I guess. I only took photos for the first couple songs then I put my phone away.

raping your cousin

why are people assuming this is the situation
he wasn't the one getting head, it's more likely his cousin was abusing him

Happy 4:20!!!!!

if i said it the other way, someone would complain about that too

Are you asking me?

Is being a paralegal a respectable career? I've always just interpreted it as "couldn't get into law school", which is fine in your 20s but by age 30 just makes it seem like you're not trying.
I'm not interested in the profession myself but I want to know how much I should judge other people both online and in-person. Thank you.

How did Nelly Furtado become so irrevelent?
youtu.be/PLolag3YSYU?si=I6ycjKmlZ7l0lcG7
Shit this video is 15 year old. I was in HS at the time.

and they would be correct, nothing in his confession directly indicates abuse in either direction
that's why i'm confused that people are leveling such a heavy accusation at kanye's feet when he wasn't even the one getting head

Yay!

know how much I should judge other people both online and in-person

Are you a woman irl? Then post your tits!

The drummer was sick too. There was also a cute Hispanic chick on keys but I didn't get any good pics of her.

I'm thinking of transitioning

nice, that's a huge boost in confidence when you're learning any instrument. almost feels like a superpower when you can just play stuff 100% from memory on demand.
we're all proud of you Anon.

whos the hottest tranny

My buddy's mom wouldn't get their new cats vaccinated because she's a vaccine skeptic.

we're here for you sis

is that a troon?

No but there were many trannies and coloured hair freaks there.

Why do you call it catberg, is it a Jewish cat?

imo Nelly Furtado was always mid as a musician, those songs were popular because Timbaland was the producer. Didn't help that at the height of her popularity she released a Spanish-language album instead of milking the fame for what it was worth.

for me its arielle maxine aka goresigil

why is she wearing troon socks?

gooning in the afternoon is such a nice treat but it totally fucks me up for the rest of the day

do you goon to sissy hypno

I don't even remember her other songs and I'm not even sure what the hell is a man-eater. Synonymous of a whore?

how does it fuck you up

if i have to choose between porn and a healthy brain then i choose porn

remember when this guy was the most hated person on earth and within a few months they completely erased him from public view and installed a new puppet?

you make decisions like my alcoholic uncle

He's a cuck just like his father.

fidel castro was a cuck?

no i am not canadian
makes me lackadaisical and sleepy

true, both of his dads were cucks
yes, all leftoids are cucks by default

chuds still seething you lost

why can't we all just get along

on the contrary, I'm an accelerationist.

big serjarabbit fan myself

reheating more onion rings in fryerburg

i made onionringbergs on my BBQberg this eveningberg

cock too big in my opinion i prefer feminine cocks

wew

Do you wish for somebody to touch your tralala youtu.be/NW3HcaayfeY?si=Cxgpwbe1i5eqhyzz

i wonder which forum jason is haunting now that he left here

He is living as Samantha

I remember when this song came out, it was the biggest shit on every radio station. Remember bopping to this as a wee lad in my dad's 1994 F150. It was pre-India Canada, a glorious time that zoomies will never really understand.

youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM

Who the fuck is destiny

I'm fasting today, I had a quart of milk earlier and that's all that I shall consume! Besides water.
Need to lose some poundage

Some loser political streamer that somehow has multiple fans in this general.
I never heard of him or any of these other political ecelebs outside of this gen

some fag that trans zoomers follow, I had to google him and this was the first result:

youtube.com/watch?v=2Cpp6VxNrXc

apparently he's just some dipshit video game streamer who pretends to know about "politics" as if that's even a thing you'd want to be associated with in the first place.

the modern day Amazing Atheist

I don't understand giving a shit about Hasan/Destiny/Asmongold or anyone else in that tribe. I'm ashamed to even know their names

I'm not even sure what the hell is a man-eater. Synonymous of a whore?

Not necessarily, just being a dominant woman. In some cases that's in the bedroom, in some cases that's just in day-to-day life. "Maneater" in the same vein as saying "to chew them up and spit them out".

I agree 100% and it's baffling how much discussion they get here
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

She made a new song like a year ago and it was doodoo

I know nothing about her besides that one Anon Babble schizo who claims to have sniffed her panties

Wait I'm thinking of a different singer

it's funny how there are actually anons ITT that are legit obsessed with Destiny and run to his defence all the time. Asmongold is like low fat margarine when it comes to streamers, he just does nothing noteworthy and maintains generic/safe opinions.
Hasan is like the leftoid "bad boy" who isn't a low test beta male but is very likely HIV positive and clearly sucks cock.

there is going to be unfathomable amounts of porn created as a direct result of this film.

Disney just can't do anything original can they

former child

IM JUST A SOUL WHOS INTENTIONS ARE GOOD

Hello Icelandic anon! I'm glad you are here.
How is the shift in the fish factory?

bru ha ha

GOD I love onion rings so much

Greetings. It's fine

Re installing gta 4 for the third time...

Same but they make me feel like I'm dying

new promo card just dropped hype!

Tabitha Stevens

Downloaded hookup apps cuz horny but thinking i should just masturbate instead

what game is this

binding of isaac four souls

the fish factory

LMAO loser prole

pay

just had to slide that in right at the end didn't they

why did you uninstall it in the first place my nigga

The idea of putting penis into vagina is nice but I'd have to actually talk and deal with a w*man...idk if I can do it

About to spend a bunch of money, was putting it off for weeks but I finally drank enough and now it's time.

penis

are americans allowed to say oh my days

Think about her soft skin too, and her boobies and buttcheeks and thighs, all of which you get to squeezs

hes cooler than you will ever be

Sounds scary

im ready

Was trying to downgrade it and fucked it up twice

follow this guide its what i used to set up the game and its very simple steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3301059886