goose
/brit/
an anime nonce new and a yank new, jesus wept
it's fine
jesus sounds like a pussy
morning dee lads x
it monday which is thumbs down, but every day we above ground is a great day so thumbs up
Slept from 4:30pm yesterday untiI 9am today. Woke up for 20 minutes 2 or 3 times.
good
why? tired from an 18 hour amphetamine wank?
Feeling very resentful about those companies that have either not hired me or wronged me. Mostly the fault of women.
jewish women
scared I'm about to run out of drugs before my delivery gets here
Antipsychotics and this new antihistamine shite they gave me
stonehenge was built by nigerians
just stop being a psycho you fucking freak
nonbinary squirt got the room smellin like dog surgery
my ancestors :)
bouquet of flowers up the arse
Niguana Lemonade
Rorke will never wear a suit jacket
stonehenge where the demons dwell where the banshees live and they do live well
Maralise Niguana
rorke gasping and moaning as you enter him for the first time
God I hope the sequel's not cringe shit
new manager at toil is a FtM troon. Looks and a dresses like a bog standard lesbian, mullet haircut, and is about 5'5" with womanly hips and a womanly arse (no homo).
Seems like a nice person tbf and they never made a big show and dance about being a tranny. Was only another manager who said yesterday "[man's name], the new manager will be in tomorrow" then when I got in today it was evidently a woman presenting as a man.
To be honest I don't actually mind and internally I am suprised how little I mind. The gradual and persistent cultural psyopping has obviously worked on me because I just think you know what mate, crack on. It's really just like interacting with any lesbian woman you have ever met, except they use a man's name.
Rorke writing an essay on X about how Starmer has betrayed Brexit
rorke finally learning empathy at the tender age of 34
they're making a sequel???
Any atheist cyclists in?
I was genuinely taken aback inside my own head with how OK I was with the whole thing.
GOOOD'S NOOOT REEEAAAL
Absolutely buzzing interest rates coming down again tomorrow
Who was Jesus Christ then?
Hope they go up and you have to wear a barrel with suspenders
feel like ive seen this story a hundred times before
chud finds out those Anon Babble screenshot infographics saying trannies are shape shifting child molesting demons aren't actually treu
remember seeing a yank once post about how a bunch of black girls at his work bought him a cake on his birthday and he felt bad for being racist his whole life
A random preacher
How do you explain the recorded testimonies of the apostles watching him perform miracles that defied Science?
I don't want to go to work. This will be my 5th day in a row there. I want to sleep. My mental health is suffering.
screaming
Jesus hates brit posters in particular
Jesus Christ died for our sins.
Local poverty playground adorned in trans colors. That's progress
Do a mental health melty in the break room
any good books about history or something? sick of fantasy slop. where do i even begin?
did fuckin hurricane katrina just come through? where's the before photo
Remember playing in deathtrap playsets like this in my bogan cousins' backyard
Fucking miss those days
You know how easily fooled people are these days? It was even easier to fool people in the past when they didn't have good educations or access to books or the internet
Big fan of James Burke, me
He's doing a melty!
He's doing a melty!
He's doing a melty!
Melty in the /brit/ thready!
finding a used gatorade bong or needles under the play equipment... kids these days are missing out
Might finger my arse and edge all day
GET THE TRANNIES SACKED
Finna blast off the new CV as it were
You're willing to call the apostles fools even though they died gruesome, torturous deaths?
gatorade bong
I'm old enough it was orchy juice bottles
his will be my 5th day in a row there
same as every week for the rest of us
7’s
Th bibble
Correct
yhe binble
it took me nine yeareals
to collect the cereals
The Bible talks about fools just so you know.
Say a nice thing about a L*bour politician: Rachel Reeves has surprisingly got a really nice bottom.
Going through a mental month long depressionberg where I'm eating unbelievable amounts of food.
Their politics are generally better than everyone else's and they're at least relatively competent
he picked the wrong fight
diversity is our strength
got fingered in the Bannered Mare toilets when i was 19
This will be my 5th day in a row there. I want to sleep. My mental health is suffering.
we call that 'having a job'
Yeah alri The Avengers
seems like he wanted to get sacked in all honesty
thoughts on the theory you cannot be 100% straight unless you’ve tried some homosexual sexual activities to confirm you don’t find them enjoyable?
I only said they should stop blowing up the kids
/brit/ misses this Paki bender
19, still a milk drinker
what ever happened to amer?
Do you not see what Starmer is doing this morning? They're the worst government of modern times and they haven't even had a year in office yet.
we have sacked trannard whose shtick is exactly the same
Ribena's been off in Japan with his /brit/ mates, he's doing alright
the toil freaks do be toiling
that's not real depression
depression makes you not eat anything
what you have is something else
sucking the eggs out my ovulating gfs snatch like caviar
because ftms pose no threat to us whatsoever. they are completely harmless curiosities that everyone still treats as if they were a woman anyway. usually they are just lesbians or traumatised young women who want to escape sexualisation
mtfs are grotesque, sexually perverted freaks of nature who frequently become violent (usually towards women) if not affirmed at all times
currently listening to the recently leaked “hitler ye and jesus” song
Yeah alri John K. Pe-ta
getting the daily does of history debunked
have made my female character have sex with everyone in this image
They would have to go mental for me to lose my house didn't borrow much out here in the bush
I've still not listened to NHH
should probably listen to it, just to keep up with cultural relevance. Kanye's a nutter but his music is great.
How's Tim these days?
reading ribenas blog
he went to one of those jap places you order on a screen and picked one KILO of rice to go with his dinner
why is he such a mong with food
yanks be like awww crud my frickin weiner fell awff
Hope they make it compulsory for you to houseshare with a Greens voter from the city
their doctors consider that a successful neonatal procedure
HEY FAMILY GUY
would any yanks in the thread like to respond?
This happens all the time, it's detachable
Would rather just lose the house
I could huff Emma Watson’s farts for hours on end.
i.c. weiner? aww crud
I hate when that happens.
It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Don't Feel Fine)
i need to go to work fucks sake
nice one starmer. now our waters are going to be full of french fisherman plundering our stocks.
plundered your mums fishy stock last night mate
fucking hate mondays because I need to get out of bed and drag myself to the living room to log in to work because I work from home on mondays
Heh Dunham
bang out of order that mate. no need
How can I be racist, I want to impregnate a Chinese woman?
Checkmate, leftypol mate
shouting Chink in her face over and over while you shag her?
Bunch of middle aged yanks in this thread
crying
what happens in our brains when we dream lads? it's just a bit mental when you think about it innit?
scientists know a lot less about that than you might think they do.
that’s when i knew they were totally full of shit
personally don't think about it because I'm a fucking mongoloid without much thoughts in my head to begin with x
it is fine
everything is fine
im sure /brit/ is the right place to ask that kind of question
cronem getting dey waves done now
lil timmy booking his haircut for next week LOL
pretty sure no one having any clue about dreams is the one thing most people know about dreams not sure what hidden knowledge you think people think scientists have about them
your body becomes stiff, your eyes start darting around and you have as much brain activity as when you're awake. it is fucking mental.
And for Diego
youtube.com
nigga literally every poster either has you filtered or just mentally filters out your every post at this point
you're pissing your schizophrenic sexual neuroses into the wind
Rorke's on the ropes today
Liberal won the Romanian election
Liberal won the Polish election
Centrists won the Portuguese election
UK is getting closer to the EU
I'm not alone 'cause the TV's on, yeah
I'm not crazy 'cause I take the right pills, every day
how are we getting closer to the EU but Reform are becoming more popular?
thoughts on henry cavil's gf?
haha best he cud do x
booked a lovely holiday to Malta in August hoping it's as nice as the photos of it make it seem
is that a bottle of vodka?
Thanks
yo bitch is a demon
she keep eating my semen
ask her who she fuck with she say
hitler ye and jesus
hitler ye and jesus
hitler ye and jesus christ
what exactly are we meant to make of this
drinks herself into a stupor whilst he plays KCD2 into the wee hours
hence the smug look on her face she knows she's getting pissed off her nut and shagged by superman
so THIS is rorke
looks a bit too close to north africa for my liking
some real kabbalah shit, somewhat ironically
we were given official guidelines to add in our pronouns to our email and teams account for work and I think about 3 people did it everyone else ignored it and we never heard anything about it again
yeah but the skinny yardie goons are wearing fresh nike tech
woah thats it the woke has been defeated
it's not about being empathetic just letting the internet warp your perspective of reality
for every anecdote of someone having a decent experience with a homo/tranny there are others with no so great stories
imagine thinking a sample size of 1, only because it was in real life, is meant to change your belief system. idiotic
how it works at my toil too
the woke squad are pretty fucking lazy in the end
Because Reform aren't the government
imagine her in sexy lingerie laying on the bed caling for him to shag her but he is in the basement painting his warhammer figures
the UK has had more sunshine this spring than the entire of summer 2024
hungry but too hungry to make food. Have to ride this one out
mans wearing airmasses
basement
FOY
it is a bit mental climate change is happening and we're all just deciding to collectively ignore it and hope for the best
Rorke adding his pronouns as BRIT/ISH
alright then tell us some not so great stories you've had with homos and trannies
imagine thinking a sample size of 1, only because it was in real life, is meant to change your belief system. idiotic
you're literally just doing this but the opposite kek
we're hearing reports Greta Thunberg has floated away on an iceberg
Rorke has been psyopped by Big Oil into thinking that climate change is a good thing
kino
adam on a hyper one today. needs to take his adhd meds
darkwoke will rise again... you'll see
kek
No you don't understand Just Stop Oil are the real bad guys because they stopped a snooker game for 30 minutes
katy sitting clarted inside rn
died doing what he loved
Mad how every election they lose emboldens the media to spend more time calling Clive Palmer and Gine Rinehart a cunt
lil timmy typing away in officedem x
yardie cronem outside, activating
they stopped a snooker game for 30 minutes
um actually that was just a Mark Selby safety exchange
Next time I’m in the UK this is definitely happening
*turns giant and chops victoria away from the mainland with a big saw like bugs bunny and pushes it off the mainland so we can form our own global empire*
alright then tell us some not so great stories you've had with homos and trannies
i dont run into them at all
jobs requiring physical labor doesnt attract those types of people
you're literally just doing this but the opposite kek
no im not. i never mentioned my own anecdote. i just see the fucked up shit in the news and vids of them
Assassin got their bonus on that one
least deranged atheist
not at all the case lol the new testament contains countless examples of people denying x miracle happened
mathew even begins with joseph running away cos he cant believe he got cheated on
*does a giant steaming poo in the middle of the thread*
whoops aha lads needed that aha
Perfect for locally brewed pints - or a frozen margarita
audibly laughed while reading this one
Tasmania 2
vax
9:02 am. /brit/ posting
yer mas away on holiday
thinking of supporting a black owned business today
what's the worst town or city you lads have ever been to? was in Scunthorpe for work once and I don't think you could find a town that horrible anywhere else
Cowboy keg belly
Just booked a ticket Fuertaventura
Are you the cyclist atheist bender?
cumbernauld is a soulless ned filled urban hell
:-D
so you've never actually met any lgbtoids and you're basing your opinions on them off fox news ragebait bullshit
i think you're just a gullible unintelligent individual
the mandem yeah?
*runs into the thread and slips on the big poo*
sent that cunt flying
probably London. I know there are objectively shitter places out there but London always has this horrible menacing aura about it. really dont like it.
Energy drinks are healthy enough if you get the sugarfree ones.
are you poor per chance?
i think you're just a gullible unintelligent individual
thought about visiting a FTM tranny but I reckon it wouldn't be fair on them because as far as I was concerned I would be bumming a lady
menacing aura
lil timmy intimidated by the london yutes x
Ohh? Are they lad? *jiggles your belly*
i dont watch fox news cunt
imagine being a racist, meeting some chill black guy named samuel and posting about it on /brit/, and replying to him "wow rorke you've really learned empathy at the ripe age age 40"
as if most blacks arent prone to crime and degen behavior. and unlike trannies and homos i have plenty of bad anecdotes with them
gag belt pleb
or
blab egg pelt
210773019
mousenonce science
should probably learn to drive but at the age of 32 I reckon it's too embarrassing to start and just accept taking the train for the rest of my days
no
just realized that i dont see trannies IRL because they're all perverted shut-ins and that the good ones you meet are going to be well off by default
literally survivorship bias
"i've seen it on the internet so it must be true"
mongboy
bruh
most embarrassing thing is not being able to drive at 32 wtf lmao
Any lads here with sexy sisters and/or mothers?
shagging willberg
Maybe the thing that drives crime is economic disadvantage, rather than ethnicity
i've said my piece
you're a stupid cunt not worth engaging with
depends where you are some cities have loads of them going about
bring back smoking pubes
Sir Reinhard Heydrich
picking out bits of my earwax and smoking it in a dab rig
How did you know that's written on one of the bus stops in my local village?
yea i accept your concession
shagging my own arse
any of you lot see that webm yesterday of the guy on his knees with the dog's arse to his arse with its cock stuck inside him while someone films him and he tries to wave them away?
that was a right weird video
and you're going to hear me (use the forceeee)!
sounds about white
doing a gwank*[1]
*[1] gay + wank
can't say i have, no
no but just remembered that deer webm from last year
ever seen the deer hunter (1978)? not gay but young christopher walken was a piece of twink arse
Fortunately, I did not.
so the news articles about them raping kids and shooting up schools fake then?
Corr.
simple
Sounds like you regret not saving it
why does it take time to charge things? Why cant they just force all the electricity into the battery at once?
raping kids and shooting up schools. crimes famously ONLY EVER committed by fags. you're an actual fuckin retard man lol
jews i reckon
thats only a few out of many thousands
much the same as everyone else
why does the tomato and the mushroom have to look like that? :(
the global elite wont allow it
i am unconventionally handsome
hiring an austin powers impersonator for rorkes funeral
considering that they are a tiny minuscule part of society it is significant
you can let a tranny babysit your kids though go ahead
all men want:
a warm consenting body that is under 20 stone
GCHQ hates me but they need me
apparently I'm going to be a pallbearer at my uncles funeral and mumberg was a bit upset when I asked if someone else could do it
new employed woman sighting
any of these come through for you lads yet?
I've noticed when people age it's usually the first thing
walnut and date loaf from aldi lads
360 kcal/100g
but cor is it bloody worth it for $3
can feel it cutting years off my life each time i buy it but i can't help myself
bit of butter and a cuppa
would honestly let a tranny around my kids before you thats for sure
a fag would be far more sensitive and kind than some random Anon Babble fuckwit
yh but its cos im fat not cos im old
had them since i was like idk 8
will they go away if you lost weight or are they there forever?
nigga slap your parents for your shite genetics
Emma Watson’s poo smells like shit.
shall be making note of this one
oooh you've shown me
i havent been on Anon Babble for atleast a decade but have fun traumatizing your kid to own the chuds or whatever, you genuinely deserve it dog cunt
thank you for supporting the german grocery industry
I have to say lads I'm not really a fan of this months gimmick of replying to random posts with random images and words pretending to be a schizo
the weird freak who never looks anybody in the face just discovered nasolabial folds?
new sneaks leeed
angry little sheltered retard
do try to leave your smelly childhood bedroom at least once a week
dno dont plan on finding out
HA
IT'S A SHOE
a little muscle
she's baiting
oh they be mooing
how do you know they're not pork
still tired. not enough sleep this morning, had to get up to take my car into the garage for the fifth time in the past 3 weeks, finally got an MOT.
i have no anger towards the people ive posted about, they dont live in my head 24/7. they're just objectively bad for society
mention working with physical labor which is why i dont see them
do you leave your smelly childhood bedroom??
great stuff
non DSY edition
This confuses and confounds the average yank
The tomato is probably a plum tomato from a tin, and the mushroom has been fried or grilled I guess.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again
Why do you think a dogshit Aussie edition is any better?