*replaces your entire workforce* edition
/brit/
nth for the baddiedem
tradie cat
Lincoln Cathedral, built 1963 by Afro-Caribbean artisans
Indian getting beat up by blacks hahaha
the very existence of jeremy meeks alone justifies everything incels say
Not having a job is kind of based, actually
someone pooped in the street
could see it from my window last year :)
Indian bathing in a public swimming pool in New Zealand
having one where you do nothing is much more based
Vile beasts arent they
you can't share a society with these 'people'
completely agree thank god those blacks were there to beat that "person" up
Thank you windrush generation
still got to pretend to work and feel like shit
do nothing and WFH i should say
two years at the current toil today, big brand, well known UK company considered something very cool to be a part of
finally, I can leave without it looking suspicious
dear god what a fucking shit place to work this is
leftypols lair revealed
not an infinite gravy train im afraid
nun lil jeet cud do x
Britain, in its hour need, when it was paying its own people to settle in Australia, made the call (figureatively, there was no formal invite, in fact the cabinet wanted to prevent the Windrush docking in England) for 70 IQ black people, who built our railways and industry up from post-war rubble
We called, they answered
i'm starting my first job in a year after as long looking (£14/h, hospitality) after falling for the uni meme (First in humanities from a top ten uni)
jeet unable to do anything
If only those young people wasted the prime years of their lives sitting in their smelly bedrooms and posting on Anon Babble
When a jeet leaves Canada the whole country rejoices haha
First in humanities from a top ten uni
you can thank our elites for flooding the country with wogs willing to work any hours for any pay
Jobs are nowhere near as grim as they used to be but they are far, far more boring
Britain has always been multicultural. From the celts to the Roman’s to the anglos to the normans to the Vikings to the Jamaicans, to the Irish to the Indians to the Asians to the Africans, all of us make up this wonderful nation. Get in lads.
Jeets have their own version of running with the bulls, well actually the bulls run with them hahaha
First in gender studies from Loughborough then?
it is sad all those beautiful churches and cathedrals are being unused. wish i was rellgious so i could use them.
*rapes you*
Would like to hear an opinion from an indian about how they feel about most of the online world hating them? Do they get upset? Do they laugh it off? Do they feel like they're winning? Never actually seen a Jeet respond to any of it
They will be converted to mosques very shortly dont worry
scrommiting (Wallace and gromitting)
the online world
The real one as well
Oi oi, use a Johnny if your knob is hankering to give my hairy ring a good bollocking
roaring in a fat pakis face
rorke just transitioned and became rorkette
A very peculiar people the sub-continentals are....
they're adding moo deng to five nights at freddys lads
I think that jobs should have a once-weekly tap-out day/half day where you can just go meh, fuck this and not bother in an official capacity, it would genuinely make the rest of the working week feel million times better instead of having to drudge through it all knowing you are a salaryslave
more or less
The world renowned indian cuisine ladies and gentlemen...
yeah?
Healthier than McDonald’s
Poo and rice?
Indian culture seems to be centered around excrement and bodily fluids
A poori, as it were
making a 3 hour deep dive video essay about mousey
would watch tbqh
mainly to critique everything you get wrong
t. esteemed mouse scholar
timmy's brother in law
daily reminder that the currency schizo does not understand income tax lmao
They have food fights in india but they use poo instead of food
indians are running your fucking tech companies bro
they're making the big bucks and taking your women to
jealous american lol
Something very unsettling about this guy with his painted on, skin deep smile and dead eyes.
why? is there a weather warning?
Have a gym membership but never go cos I don't know what to do there and I don't know if I even wanna get fit really. Might cancel it
People like you are why gyms make money
indians are running your fucking tech companies bro
they're making the big bucks and taking your women to
jealous american lol
Meanwhile, in india proper....
mad af lol
hindus run this shit
So WHO exactly is this Rorke lad I keep hearing about huh?
The truth is we all have a little bit of rorke in us
need someone to lick my balls, won't go into any more details
Yeah I know. Thought I'd start just to do something but turns out I don't actually wanna get fit at all, I'd rather just eat and drink shit and die young
Why cant they use utensils to eat?
Are they unable to engineer this technology?
He's a a paedophile.
This is Rorke
He can be a little shy!
It is crazy how universally hated indians are to be fair. No one even pretends to like them unlike blacks.
Yeah I wonder why....
What a lovely day
Mad how fit Mazzy Grace was
is it? in my dungeon with the blinds closed me x
guy on the right is like "yeah i know we're meant to be unhygeinic but even this is taking it a bit far like"
*observes /brit/ through binoculars*
Need to accrue a Polish gf somehow, someway.
Compare a city like Guangzhou to a city like new Delhi
One is a high tech futuristic safe and walkable city with no crime and no visible poverty whatsoever
The other is an open air meat market with shit everywhere and people packed together like sardines and no infrastructure whatsoever to speak of
You're pretty good.
Just go. Use the elliptical machine for 10 minutes and try a some weights. Dont push yourself too hard and just go 3-4 times a week consistently.
After a couple months you will have a good routine without ever pushing yourself hard
wtf is he up to
She could make me pierogi and then peg me.
taking in the sights of norfolk
rejecting, utterly, the legitimacy of the demonic globohomo new world order and its agents of hate and terror from my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
how come they don't sell dual kitkat chunkys?
like 2 kitkat chunkys stuck together along the horizontal axis i.e a big version of the regular kitkat biscuit? Obviously there's a lot of eating in that but people would buy them. Fat people.
they kinda do already mate
it's not 2 full size chunkys but at that point there's no benefit over just buying 2x single chunkys
fell over at the bar and bust me lip lol
Emergency services have descended on Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester city centre this afternoon (May 19) with police advising the public to avoid the area
Don't look back in anger
why's he just sat there lmao. he's in a car like nigga just drive away
The far right must be stopped! Ban reform
Thames Valley Police just flew over my house
Rorke getting begrudgingly ushered onto the dancefloor at a wedding where he gets too into the attention and attempts a back flip resulting in him knocking himself out
I suspect that's 2 pieces packaged along the short axis though, and not stuck together i.e the same form factor as a Mars Duo or a Bounty Duo etc.
I want to see them stuck together along the horizontal, the way a kitkat is.
He drove a tuk tuk before coming to this country lmao
Got flustered probably
Well it's not happening, and that's that.
knowing the bus drivers in Manchester, he was probably looking in his rear-view mirror and chuckling that he's left before letting someone on that was running to the bus
Tragic mix up that, he'd only had a license for 15 years as well. Could happen to anyone.
um
Sicily and ireland are very similar islands if you think about it
Sardinia and Wales are as well
um
that's a bloke spreading his neghole and bollocks
No they're not. Stop talking rubbish.
right so that's a man's spread arsehole and bollocks
do you go out in boxers to the shop, lads?
They are
Just look at their respective histories
Both islands are catholic with a long history of being subjugated by foreign powers and both have a primarily peasant population
Rorke writing Rorke posts that aren't Rorke like at all so that he can fix people's perception of him
I've gone out in these pyjama shorts before that are like baggy boxers
eating Haribo and getting diabetes
Mahmood, 66, initially maintained that the crash had been the result of the bus being defective, but specialist analysis revealed that the bus was roadworthy.
Rorke getting raped by me
Rorke helping out at the orphanage on weekends
sir pizza scranner
Rorke pointing out the shape of the poppy pod because that's relevant to the opium it will produce
Chinese people told the USA that seeds can be any color but I don't believe them. Black seeds light poppy light seeds dark or red poppy
Love how these duo bars are sold as two servings, when everyone knows fat cunts are eating the lot
accidentally watched a bit of 1% club, what a dogshit programme, old lee mack could hardly bare to pretend to want to be there, completely phoning it in, all for a couple of brain teasers which I understand they manage to fill an entire hour with just 10 questions
literal drivel
Cor
Vile
New movie about Julian Assange looks good
Will give it a watch when it releases
watching this at my mum's is unbearable. They have to pause each question for a few minutes to work it out and i just have to sit there
t. spaffed his pass on the 90% question and went out at 80%
was out n about with a mate and he took me to another fella's for a barbecue for a bit
place was a fucking dump and the live in gf didn't even greet us, just carried on watching telly
why do people not feel the need to keep some decency, to owe each other something. society has truly fallen
ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE
yeah ktim this was me at my mum's cos she put it on
I don't even own a terrestrial tv
If islam just dropped the prohibitions on alcohol and pork and ditched the ninja suits for women I reckon all of planet earth would convert tbqh
any electrolytes man in? decided i’m going to take them in the morning
that's a hellycopter
This nigga watching tv in space
For me it's the completely unfunny forced banter with the contestants.
Why is everything on ITV for fucking retards
scmieg
launching SAM
chuckled
made for deanos(tm)
3 pm
if you've ever watched
gogglebox
1% club
towie
made in essex
big brother
you should be castrated
Did something fucking awful lads, know its gonna haunt me
All of em recorded on the sky+
what was it? a really smelly poo?
You'd be better served taking regular exercise and eating clean.
You don't need some dogshit supplement from Amazon in a plastic bottle that's made up of floor sweepings from some indian factory.
um
Watching I kissed a boy
Cant say lad, its awful, unspeakable even
:P
am slut
listen mate I've done some terrible things too, one time I forgot to thank the bus driver, another time I reused a mug from the other day to make tea x whatever it is you can tell us mate aha
need weed legalised asap, sick of having to buy it off the local noggers
They've put a tranny FTM on it
off to the local pakisworth for booze
National socialist movement gaining traction in Tunisia
They just had a "punic" beer hall putsch
on a Monday??
KILL ALL JEETS
you have my blessings!
A message to the LGBTQIA+ community of /brit/:
just had flashbacks to friday night when I kept complementing this bi lad's feet and he kept putting them in my lap under the table
dammit I ate the really sugary thing instead of the slightly sugary thing that goes out of date today, fuck
At least 20,000 people have fled the town of Marte in northeastern Nigeria following a surge in attacks by Islamist militants, according to Borno State Governor Babagana Zulum.
mental that muslims favourite victims is other muslims
Get them housed rorke
first boy on i kissed a boy is a scottish punjabi
lol
bring them to england
give them a detached house
give them dole
They live in spain
2nd up is a zesty mandem from Croydon
Groups like isis were created by america/israel lad
remillio
quite like gogglebox me. it's interesting to me seeing how other people interact with the ones they're close with because I've got nobody in my life you see
was watching gogglebox with dadberg and stepmumblatt and they were showing a segment from that Virgin Island show
bit awkward since I'm a 30 year old virgin and they both know (since I've never had a gf). Could hear a pin drop in the room then they started hitting out with sympathetic comments like "I don't approve of this show, it's making these people feel bad", "some people are just shy", "people need to know the right person will come along eventually". I just sat there and remained silent.
Now there's an ultra mincing half black from leeds
Indians are fundamentally inhuman biomass. India should be completely depopulated and replaced by 100m Europeans.
Youve got me anon. And friends lend friends money so...
screaming
Finally a white gay
Irish
Or not
might begin a slow descent into madness
might not
??
You know, I'll tell you, I woke up to smooth lowfi youtube jazz and I felt terrific. VERSUS waking up to a blaring alarm. Think about it.
India would be greatly improved if they adopted a style of government similar to china's
Democracy has been an unmitigated disaster for that country tbqh
Oh ok the tranny passes as male
stop watching gay nonsense
Champ.
Shant
Anyone ever had sushi from one of those Yo Sushi counters in tesco?
there's one in the big tesco near me but I've never been over to look at it. I do like sushi but it's very expensive.
Why? Its made the rich richer and the mindless drones go mental for their nationalism
If you like sushi dont buy it there. A thin sliver of salmon on some cold 2day old rice. Or the worst thing known to man cucumber maki
You cant have democracy and capitalism in a nation of 1.5 billion lad...
tried one about 15 years ago and it was okay, then bought some chicken skewer things from a tesco counter six months ago and it was still okay
nothing to write home about really
Stop using Anon Babble as a social media platform you friendless incel
noticed toilberg doesn't ask for evidence that the toil is done about 3 months ago
for 3 months straight I've just been saying "yeah I did that" after an apt amount of time without actually doing anything
up to like 14 items now that he thinks are done but actually aren't
boy oh boy is he going to be angry when he learns the truth
I'm so far behind at this point I can't even be bothered to catch up
Gay. Possible. Fuck my life. That tastes good.
think i have an infection cos i have been coofing and yellow snotting for like 2 weeks
And you think your NEET lifestyle is lmao
tastes better than the regular ‘esco sushi but not worth it
pretty sure i got some cheeky food poisoning eating a reduced packet of it once
Water is healthy.
tfw too intelligent to not sexualy assault
Rattled
テスコの寿司
isn’t this the sort of thing chatgpt can do for you?
while trying to have breakfast this morning my mum asked :
what this message from her bank meant
how to clear notifications on her phone
why she was paying Microsoft a subscription for office
should she change from Virgin Media
jesus christ it's worse than having a toddler when did this happen? am I the parent now? what the fuck
I want to look at people eyes.
if it comes to it just deny deny deny
if you get sacked so be it, it's been a laugh. The end times are near anyway
her brain was probably still foggy from all the bbc fumes she inhaled last night
sounds like your mum just wanted some (simple to you) advice from the son she trusts you ungrateful freakshow
I don't get it. Jesus.
genuinely shouldn't be allowed to connect to the internet, boomers are a hazard to themselves and the global economy.
I remember i used to think who is retarded enough to get scammed but its usually not even retards just old people
india is a bit weird innit
Still standing!!!
your house of cards is crumbling down, your only choice is to double down and pretend you dont know what the fuck he's even on about
am facing a similar situation and plan on doing this
Bad news.
george costanza ass side plot
Rorke opting out of Father’s Day marketing emails
was visiting mates back in the hometown I hadn't see in a few years and they're all doing great and that, shacked up and got houses most of them... and they all have DOGS. Little yapping fucking dogs. Pedigree dogs I imagine costed thousands. Dedicated rooms and furniture for their dogs. Gourmet dog food. For fuck sake just have a baby what are we doing we. Why have we become canine worshippers this is disgusting
One of the worst feelings.
scjefiajtoj
for me it’s doing the bare minimum that infuriates toilberg but he can’t sack me and taking massive untraceable liberties where i can
Gary 'Gas the kikes' Lineker
she should be able to comprehend a message from her bank without consulting her child, she managed for the first 30 years of adulthood,
if she's not capable of managing her affairs she should give over power of attorney
Buzzing
deano loves his french bulldog pug monstrosity that can barely breathe
dogs are 100% a child substitute for millennials that are too cowardly to mentally grow up enough to raise a kid
grow up bruh
for me it's the dog in a tiny house/flat and they have to keep it in a cage when they aren't in so it doesn't fuck up the place
I felt that too.
ok.
Cant have it in a country of 70million it seems
3
good boy
In 27 years’ time, society as we know it will have collapsed. Food will be extremely limited. Lawlessness will have taken over the land. Gangs will roam the countryside scavenging for resources like food, water and fuel. This breakdown won’t be sudden. It will happen over a period of months. It might even have already begun.
Any Gary Eats fans?
Any Rate my Takeaway fans?
DRAMA in the British Youtube food review community.
Matt from "Food Review Club" has been OUTED as asking for MONEY from restaurants, charging them between £750-£1250 for him to come to their restaurants.
Danny from Rate My Takeaway has SLATED him leading to this PATHETIC apology video and Matt's channel being LITTERED with once-loyal fans infuriated at him being a sellout, with many assuming it tilted his opinion of the food he was ostensibly "reviewing".
Worst thing is Matt pretends to be looking out for small businesses a-la Portnoy but it was all a complete facade.
youtube.com
Will keep you posted as more developments come through.
From this let's lift.
really got nothing else going on in your life huh lad?
You all are bastards. Lol..
Will keep you posted as more developments come through.
it's alright you really don't have to
XD..
Fairly certain 95% of people at my work absolutely hate me. I'm a big sperg, just go to work, do my work then leave. Never speak to anyone besides when I need to, never ask anyone about themselves or give any information about myself.
I suspect they think either I'm a massive cunt or there's something wrong with me, like I'm mentally ill (both are true). Like you I work to a high standard, hit whatever targets they conjure up and am thus unsackable. It's an unpleasant experience for everyone though. It's a shame that I behave this way but I can't help it.
might go to india and become a sadhu
poofortealad would probably say something like "having poo for tea" right about now
call my dad by his first name
don't even know why
just always have
that's my fun fact
Shut up Bart
poo for brekky
Marco Pierre White got engaged to a 21 year old model when he was in his 30s but then had an affair with some other woman later on whom he married
Mental how fucking easy some blokes have it
Gary “Big nose? In the chamber he goes” Lineker
Happiness is other people. XD
Dr House bought a new cane with a bitchin' fame decal on it
wonder what poo for tea lad is having for tea today
*flame
my bad guys. Wont happen again
Give in.
poo
Breakfast
protein smoothie
vanilla protein powder, peanut butter and milk
Lunch
gammon and cheese sandwich
Dinner
egg fried rice with baked chicken thighs
In all 1700 calories and 125 grams of protein. May have some tinned fish later which would put me at 2000 calories and 150 grams of protein.
◇
fame decal
eat some vegetables
Breakfast
>protein smoothie
>vanilla protein powder, peanut butter and milk
didn't ask
Lunch
>gammon and cheese sandwich
didn't ask
Dinner
>egg fried rice with baked chicken thighs
didn't ask
In all 1700 calories and 125 grams of protein. May have some tinned fish later which would put me at 2000 calories and 150 grams of protein.
didn't ask
Ok, I will ask you...
not a vegetable in sight
guarantee you smell bad
Had some with my rice thank you for asking.
nothing easy about that
like gary eats
he’s definitely a wolly woofter though and wonder does the cameraman bum him
you're laughing. EW has to work 5 days this week and you're laughing?
Got one
well given the cameraman's his son I'd say you're doubly wrong you vile cretin
extremely low quality spamming/flooding avatar/signature use
going to make chili later and then have hot poos tomorrow x
Incest doesnt exist?
Fucking twat
Gotten into a wikipedia edit war
Sven GORAN Ericsson
Really hate foreigners, I do.
They're just as American as me :3
Pretty similar
2025
Blow your brains out
Alright chief cut off my arm.
did some poos today i tell you what
Why is ziedy obsessed with the gherkin
At any time.
he saw it once and thought it looked like "a phat goonmeat"
and, 701 posts later, it is still his autistic freakshow fascination
Looking for energy.
Place a bet.
My brother.
just been sacked for criticizing the tribe
It takes one Eek.. . . XD
Been an explosion of zionist parties in europe ever since October 7th
Vlaams belong, chega, vox, Homeland party, reform, Sweden democrats, brothers of Italy, PiS
Really makes one pontificate....
Above
Normandy
attic buddy mentioned
Found a dead badger on the side of the road
genuinely didn't know we got them in this country