/brit/

yeah? should've tried harder in school buddio

Got coal black africans suddenly everywhere in my rural town since 2021

Companies realised that rather than train people to do jobs they could make people pay money to qualify just to get the chance of work

porn of oriental ladies

NEETs bragging about not working on their minimal benefits while I perma WFH, do about 5 hours of piss easy work a week and earn £92K a year.
No I won't be replaced, I've in-depth knowledge on my area of business that you can't offshore to some pajeet and we have a top notch union

I was in rural italy this winter and in a shithole litle town in literally the middle of nowhere was a hoard of indians waiting at a bus stop
It's actually criminal what they've done to us all

can you turn things around starting from nothing at 25 or should I just start taking drinking seriously

Boris Johnson is probably the most traitorous person in British history. Biomass Boriswave.

Yeah all the fast food places have gone from white teenage staff to all indians here, I swear they hire their own family as soon as they get a management job

youtube.com/watch?v=0x75tcB8Tnw

theo von has had enough of them

that bit around the bumhole that's not quite the bumhole

big fan of that bit me

howdy i'm Dowdy, but my friends call me Rowdy

I say this often but it's worth repeating: you really don't need protein shakes. If you make a conscious effort then you can easily hit your numbers with food alone. Food that you enjoy eating and which is cheap to buy and cook.

Protein shakes are disgusting and a ballache. I think people start deciding to get fitter and think they have to become a person who drinks protein shakes because in their mind that's what fit people do.

Across four meals I eat 10 eggs and 4 chicken breasts every day. I'm not saying you personally need to eat 250g+ protein a day but merely illustrating that it's easy to hit your numbers if you put your mind to it.

If we remember a passage in The Fair Race (‘The Arab historian Ibn Fadlan, ambassador of Baghdad to the Bulgarians of the Volga, says of the Vikings: “I have never seen physical specimens so perfect, tall as palm trees, blond and ruddy-skinned”’) it is obvious that the other human races should not exist. If they exist for billions it is due to the counterproductive greed of the white man, so well portrayed in The Man Who Would Be King, where the inhabitants of Kafiristan seem apes compared to Sean Connery and Michael Caine. Both white greed and Christian ethics are behind the creation of the billions of non-whites currently flooding the globe.

nothing like sitting in the garden in a freshly pressed, crisp, lightweight poplin shirt from my favourite English shirtmaker

love taking this exact pic don't you

Rorke complaining about the ethnics again is he? Claiming to see them everywhere even though he never leaves his smelly childhood bedroom? Yeah?

The family

eat 10 eggs and 4 chicken breasts every day.

Absurd. People like you are driving up prices.
Your body literally can’t absorb that much protein either.

yeah?

shakes are cheaper and easier

laptop eaters always have such shit food

Across four meals I eat 10 eggs and 4 chicken breasts every day.

who still has a laptop in this day and age

False
They had brown/black hair, olive skin, and a variety of eye colors (green, brown, blue etc)
Nordoids will seethe but its true
Nordicism is the most retarded theory on planet earth, flat earthers have more of a leg to stand on

miss the days when anti semites hated jews for what they did to our lord and savior
and not what they did to bunch of arabs

Dogshit spaki zinger

Imagining the stench of your farts

Let's invent something /brit/, let's invent something compelling. And then let's find a partner to manufacture it for us. Then let's get an investor on board. And then let's build a launch strategy around it. And then let's put into place rolling product, marketing, commercial, PR strategies in place. And then, let's put a corporate strategy together, and employ some people, say 1,500 or so after a few years of steady rising sales and product development with innovative new launches. And then, let's sell shares in the business via an Initial Public Offering or to a new investor. It can't be that hard can it? Only takes one good idea to get things rolling.

nothing better than posting in bed

Scrimmaging

Let’s see your physique then

eat 17 eggs and 12 chickens per day me

Said it before but every coffee shop in every london train station you now get a random 40 year old indian bloke making your latte and not some disinterested 20 year old from Lisbon. It's sad.

use your phone moran

I phonepost in bed

more than a million americans died of covid 19

That's the result of brexit
Was a fucking huge mistake, literally ended up as white europeans out pakis and nigs in

phoneposting is a SHIT experience

You voted for it Rorke. We warned you they would need to replace that European labour with something else and you didn’t listen did you?

Playing Blue Prince.
Reckon video games aren't for me anymore.
Outgrown 'em ain't I?
Pretty sad innit x

bit late to be regretting your brainless brexit vote now rorke

poo prince

Come on, if they'd admitted Brexit would lead to blacks and browns everywhere Leftypol would've been marching in favour of it every week

Joe? Bye. Done.

I voted remain as I didn't have much of a problem with Europeans moving to the UK. It's always been non-EU migration that has been the problem unless you are a builder or similar. There are hardly any roma gyppos in the UK much bigger problem afoot from the pakis.

I’m absolutely loving Rorke’s brexit regret. He’ll never admit we were right though. Can’t bring himself to admit his surrogate daddy Farage has ever been wrong about anything.

Rorke, your new tinder match for you, Sir.

Farage has always been for more browns anyway

Its one of the greatest tragedies in history that the white race did not do away with the non white hordes when we had the chance to. Imagine a world free of sub saharan africans and Indians. Makes me want to cry just thinking about it. We could have quite literally created the heavenly kingdom of God right here on earth. Sentimentality and the actions of a few malicious self interested traitors stopped this from happening. At least mother nature will come for them in the end and finish the job the white race failed to complete...

I just think they're neat.

your body can't absorb that much

You'd be surprised the difference it makes. Put +100g on your total for a month or two and you'll see a big difference.

They're really not. And they're a pain.

OK.

been trying to eat more guacamole because ck said it’s good

Kek all the white boys are ditching their brown matches to kiss white boys

Fella in another team at work I know loosely just came back from five months off with menthol elves. Just walks straight back in, big smile, like nothing happened, back into his old job. Five months off ffs. Might need to look into this grift.

Bit of a chestlet and a shoulderlet but not bad.

Eggpovvo posting about his eggs again
Deary me get a fucking LIFE!

mum got me an air purifier for my smelly bedroom

planning and scheming

Just lobbed a pie in the air purifier

Shakes are cheaper and easier, otherwise I wouldn't use them, I get around 40g from milk, 30g from fish, 50g from red meat or poultry, and 40g or so from whey, not including trace amounts and then a little trace amounts from other foods every day and it's more than enough. Fuck eating that many eggs or chicken breasts every day, grim

I want Emma Watson to squat over my dinner plate and poo. Bon apetit!

JUST FOUND OUT THE PROTOGF IS CISGENDER!!!!!

wish I could start the no vape streak on like week 2
so unmotivating being on day 1

mad how I eventually just end up filtering all jf flags

any spice clown man in? can barely go above the spice level of a tikka when getting ethnic curries in

Butthurt trannies reported me when I was arguing with the aussie earlier LOL

Use pouches to taper off

Im a spice chad. Not even phaals bother me

I'm enjoying shit gay reality tv whilst ill

nah been there done that just trying to quit
such a waste of money, kept me severely underweight as well

excellent thread

if the fella from the libertines had died when he was young they would have been remembered as a legendary band like joy division but because he lived they're just remembered as a good little indie band from the 00s

very strange bellybutton

I see you’re still seething about it haha

why would anyone join up for the army, you get paid less than working part time at tesco

Shite game, wait for Stellar Blade next month and wank your cock off

might have a few beers.

ITV’s flagship soaps Coronation Street and Emmerdale will join forces in an unprecedented, one-off special episode

Diego you better be back for this mate!

well the plus side is you're not working part time at tesco

What, are both gonna go on holiday to magaluf?

Went out for lunch with the fellow toilsmen and women in my team (we WFH so don’t see each other that often) and just feel exhausted after getting back

It seriously takes a strain on me being a normie for a few hours. I have a well of sociability I can use and once it’s done I just need to lie in bed for an hour in silence to recharge it. Couldn’t even handle a Teams call right now.

Get those shakes binned and start eating TEN eggs a day.

off the chippy lads, want anything?

recharge my social batteries :(((

melt

Imagining the aroma of those farts

bet the cronem are making a mess in those marble clad gherkin bathrooms

Feel like I have no passions anymore and all I want to do is try and get through the working day so I can relax with a few drinks and a bit of food, smoke a cig maybe

the vax gave him arse cancer did it yeah?

the state of the poos of a man who eats ten eggs a day

chippy

its chipper you fucking mong

That’s your task then! To reignite your passion.

cat outside going MEOW MEOW MEOW

it's called being 27

It's perfect for thick cunts, it gives them structure and they don't need to use any brain power.

That's not me being a cunt, I know a lad who joined and literally said that to me word for word. He always struggled at school but was decent at sports, he flourished in the army because he had people feeding him, giving him somewhere to sleep, telling him what to do and when to do it. He basically had zero responsibility for 10 years and got an electrician qualification while he was at it so now he fits solar panels and air con units for a decent salary.

It’s true though. I’m an introvert you see.

Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall abide with him of his toil the days of his life, which God giveth him under the sun.

chipper

it's chippo you melt

is it fuck

battered sosij

Can't wait for the Switch 2, going to be going divvy on Mario Kart World

wish we had British style outlets

but they will hurt your feet!

only a tard leaves plugs on the floor ready to get stepped on. skill issue

Basically what I was gonna say
The army is made of two types of fella, what you just described, and literal tarqs who qualify as officers from day one. There isn't a single lower-middle class person joining the army.

chippo

It’s a chippa

Ktim
Whenever I try to do something that isn't mindless entertainment I wonder what the point of it is and drop it within 10 minutes

grow up

shall only be buying it when a mainstream zeldoid game drops

who are you quoting exactly?

Theres been an explosion of zionist parties in europe ever since October 7th
Vlaams belong, chega, vox, Homeland party, reform, Sweden democrats, national rally, brothers of Italy, PiS in Poland, the new Romanian president
Really makes one pontificate....

chippa

it's chippu

me. I said that

this nigga arguing with himself lol

Same. Got it pre-ordered and I’m booking some time off work to really enjoy it. Cannae wait like

given up doing anything and now i just sit here and think

chippstein

Consider buying some new clothes, dress respectable in quality materials and everything else will follow

yeah but the goons are out

Moesan moment.

mouseys fucking dead isn't he

Theres been an explosion of poo in my toilet ever since this morning

it's the most common criticism of them

this cat is getting on my nerves now, stop meowing and just fight the other cat for christ sake

Topped himself during the Anon Babble outage

Work with a fella who is almost certainly a 50 year old virgin. Has no real life outside of work and no friends really either, not much contact with his family and of course no mrs and I'd be surprised if there ever was one. He just got back from holiday at universal studios in America where he rides the rollercoasters alone. Genuinely feel awful for him because he is nice enough and pleasant to work with and in the workplace seems very normal, but I think outside the boundaries of toil he simply hasn't developed beyond the age of 12.

Was woken up by cats fighting the other night, it's an awful sound.

Fucking unbelievable this
America is run by a pack of literal ghouls who will sell their grandmother's if it means pleasing jews and israel for a few moments

try having sex instead

Get her farts smelled
Get her poo scranned

chippu

it's chipparr

youtube.com/watch?v=RLKSutArFnk

i want to have sex with the singer from the last dinner party

not as frightening as foxes yelping though

Back to the original mong I think the Irish call it a chipper so he's outed himself

The Witcher 3 is ten years old today
(too old for 190)

me in 20 years

does it scare you because it's like looking at the potential future if you don't start crying out for clues

Bro leave me alone.

The lads

good game. one of me favs

this is me but i've shagged

Not him but I call it chipper in the West Midlands

look like a bunch of crossdressers

Deffo

Binley Mega Chippy

He just got back from holiday at universal studios in America where he rides the rollercoasters alone

hellish

Keith Woods is part of a network of social media influencers seeking to coopt radical youth energy and purge "Nazis" in order to whip it behind scams like Trump, Farage, Meloni and GOP copycat parties like Chega. It will soon become obvious even for the slowest among us.

mousenonce is dead and we killed him

not him but i call it chippo in the north east

This is me

lads. Run club gf strat. yes or no?

just absurd how small my knob is

Rasheed

got my knob out
searching for sheer and see through in women’s clothing on depop

I'm engaged lad

Alri Neitzsche

it has its ups and downs

Ask if he wants to go go the pub after toil, no point pitying him and doing nothing about it.

Poland. :(

put your town in the vinted search and wank to local tarts

any hospitality man in
starting my new job soon

Thinking brexit was a mistake, we should never challenge our overlords

In China they call them grab hags

Peppers and Eggs

At work rn so I can pay taxes to fund ukraines doomed war effort and the genocide in Gaza and gay pride parades in far flung regions of the world lads

Sounds shit having to spend 10 grand on a wedding, would have a small one if I were to get married

Why are you uncomfortable?

This is why women avoid men like that, because they will feel the pressure to be a friend otherwise

Probably will with my gf that night, good suggestion

He doesn't drink
He only eats very limited foods such as ham sandwiches (has one every single day), sweets, crisps, unseasoned chicken or a burger with nothing on it etc
So you can't go out with him for food and drink, no

chinese peasants are a little chubbier than i would have expected

Is this how I am gonna get her :(

Don't see the point in consoles, especially Nintendo ones where the only games are Mario and Zelda.

10k on a wedding is literally fuck all, you would get nothing for that

Juiaf

Ask him if he wants to get some unseasoned chicken after work

on the energy drinks

Crikey is it that bad?

C'mon.

the shaggers are out in force today

The Orcs are in The Shire...

The feet are in the espadrilles

Where?

And here's why that's a good thing

first day of jury service in the can, 13 to go
yak yak yak, I tuned most of it out

go to church to get married

go to the pub afterwards for food

fuck off on your honeymoon afterwards

Simple as

Average UK wedding is like 26k now

I could do but it's his complete lack of a world outside colleagues that worries me. I want him to go and do that with someone else from outside the office.

Fascinating.

Simple as

Based

love it on these border force shows when it's a chinese couple stopped for a "random search" and their suitcase is unzipped to reveal a full crop of root vegetables, aphids and all

I've heard it's often fucking boring because you'll have to go to some fraud case or something else dull

the dogs are in the enclosed pool area

Get married up the town hall, then the pub for a reception. Honeymoon in benidorm. Simple as.

fell asleep looking at that picture

gf is beautiful and wonderful and perfect but she keeps calling my pepsis "fizzy pops" and it makes me want to smack her

Orcs all up in that hobbit pussy

Hot.

Sorry lads but in reality your wedding day is not an even keel, it's her day first and foremost and you're doing what she wants. Do that, for just one day of your life, and you'll get sloppy for 40 years on demand.

Aussie moment.

Good luck then mate, gigantic waste of money imo

my pepsis

grow up

How does a male in his late 20s make friends if he has none to begin with

um no you don't understand, we import nurses and care workers from Nigeria due to their very high quality education and because Nigerians are the best candidates to take care of elderly white people with whom they do not share a common tongue

My parents got a blessing at the church and then rented a hall and had catering there, and mum rented a wedding dress that would have cost a silly amount of money and had a nice day. It's not about how much you spend.

it's boring because you're there for 8 hours and 4 of it is in the court room, the rest is waiting to be in the court room

priestberg seeing two cunts he's never seen in mass asking for god's blessing on their marriage

Get into an autistic hobby like warhammer or larping

Conjure up some imaginary friends

imagine blowing the best part of 30 grand on some bint's big day only to have her bin you off a few years down the line

he doesn't

How are people racist in the UK in 2025? If a racist goes to a shop and has to speak to a brown member of staff, does the racist person just freak out?

and then they had you...

I also want to know but early 30s

Can't believe I fell for the engineering meme and wasted my fucking loans on getting that instead of going into medicine with guaranteed riches in this country

dunno i'm 30 and in the same situation

My hobbies are cooking, exercising, and watching the odd film or reading a book. I've tried but I'm uninterested in anything more than that

listened to a 911 call of an old lady being burned to death in her home, why the fuck are they allowed to release that anyways

mass

FOC

mate some people do this more than once too
and forget the pension and asset split to top it off lmao

Rorke sits malding at brown ppl in his smeggy bedroom. Mummy brings him food

Sir trade deal

why is the BBC sounding like the mafia?
lmao
front page of the beeb right now

I did CS and went into a 30k job straight out of uni

it's cool to be racist
youtu.be/FI3JBBlmej4

KTIM!
engineering pay in the UK is dog wank

Summer 2025 we ain't jacking no $300 moisonite Etsy pendants no mo in the rap game
Only lengthy girthy golden chains fr fr

My gold polished up with target washcloth hittin more than these rappers plastic bezel

Christian?
Gladly!

I did maths at uni and now on 92k aged 28

Always found it stupid women buy wedding dresses

majority of people need taking down a peg

I did the same with engineering, it isn't impressive, it's bog standard

im on 93k aged 27

got a pass without honours in history and now i'm on 175k aged 24

I call them fizzy pops too
Maybe I should be with her

94k aged 26 me

It's better than most other degrees, you might get paid well in medicine in the future but it isn't worth the effort.

Better than being "blessed" by some dyke in the Church of England.

It would be less offensive to god to sacrifice a fucking goat to Satan during your vows.

Honestly no idea why I didn't do medicine, I had no guidance and thought it was good because I'd probably read it online, along with having working class parents who didn't care and couldn't guide me. There's fuck all I can do with a mechanical engineering degree, a lot of the work is shit and I'm smarter and more capable than many who study medicine, I am so annoyed that I didn't get pushed into doing that instead. There are no downsides to working in medicine in the UK, are there?

My dad went to Vegas and invited nobody

just fuck up my entire shmungus life

honestly past 50k you'd be shocked at how much richer you AREN'T
that 40% tax rate hits you like a brick

I don't think he was intending to hate on white people, I think he was suggesting that white people have a disproportionately high amount of power in Scottish society

You might disagree with that. You might think white people don't have too much power. But I don't think he was being racist.

Just don't go to some cringey low church church

sounds like a good lad

Just want to drink an entire crate of beer but it's like 3000 calories in total

time for the run club

Low German or high German?

you over egged the bait

*pulls out golf club*

time to put an end to this pervasion of the natural order

With NI and student loan it's actually 51.2%

salaryposting time is it

Not even his fiance

got a project demonstration tomorrow where my project partner did the entire thing in the first few days and we're supposed to explain how we divided up the work kek not sure how im gonna explain that one. not really my fault tho

You just know that's going to be full of boomers though, why bother

Norwegian.

not sure mate I was in EXACTLY the same boat as you

i cant confirm if she was there for i was not there

I'm going to repeat back to you all the criteria that he specified about the holders of these positions

white

if you missed it I'll say it again

white

that is the totality of his reasoning as to why those people don't deserve their positions
he is a racist

what do engineers even do

always drink light beer me because of how fattening it is. been on the whisky and water or vodka and water during steamingtoil to avoid the calories too

Apparently running clubs are the new thing for dating, shame I hate running so shan't be going.

aye
I had so much ambition and typical young buck energy when I was earning below 50k
The moment I started becoming a higher rate earner all that motivation seeped out of me

That's not including the reduced allowance on capital gains and all other kinds of niceness you miss out on.
Bloody grim indeed.

Jump out the window.

I already said what he was suggesting with his comments

I only enjoy getting drunk if I like what I'm drinking

Starting to think the only non-retarded option for a career is being a dentist

become an engineer

get paid fuck all

become a computer nerd

get paid fuck all unless you go to the US and triple your salary

become a doctor

kill yourself from stress

become a cosmetic dentist

work at some NHS clinic for a few years to save money

open your private practice

announce on social media that you're taking new patients

watch as a thousand people basically crawl over each other to secure a place

charge Deano and Kelli-Ann-Marie 20 grand to fit implants

"Why yes, we do accept Klarna"

retire at 45 with a Bentley

Depends on what they're engineering innit

eng neers

it's the place to be for mfs pushing 30

don't you also get cucked on tax-free savings interest?

High German.

always drink light beer me

solidworks mainly
how about tradies? how are plumbers and electricians and carpenters doing these days?

dentists have the hottest interns

bouldering

I've been considering moving to Dubai, exberg is studying here but she grew up there and has mentioned that I should consider it, still giving advice and mentioning how she could help me find something. The problem is that I'm a shut-in who is scared of the world and don't know how to get ahead, I have the engineering degree too but no real life clues and I haven't really considered if the tax saving is truly worth it or not and I'll be 30 soon, it feels too late.

was

What happened since?

"Why yes, we do accept Klarna"

HOWLING
you're 100% right

Coffee

Sweet potato curry pie for tea

correct
cut in half

I say this to anyone ITT who's basic-rate, the number itself is FAR less glamorous as it seems. I don't even get too impressed by someone earning 20k more than me because I know in reality it's less than half that.

The 100-125k range has a marginal tax rate of 72.1% due to losing your personal allowance. If you have kids and get free childcare the £1 that takes you to 100k has like a 20000% tax rate.
The tax system is fucking mental, just drop all the cliff edges and increase the top rates to be honest. Merge NI and income tax too, joke that pensioners don't pay NI.

Good.

Ahh yes, carbs and no protein

What happened since?

nothing really still just toiling when I could have achieved SO MUCH MORE

Dubai is a horrible shithole run on slavery of indians

Coworkerberg just admitted he fancies Victoria Coren hahaha what a melt

Lob a few lentils in there she'll be reyt

usually don't have dinner until about half 7

Who doesn't? She's fit

Funny.

Haggard old married bint

Does he watch Only Connect?

Usually have dinner about 2pm and tea about 8pm

I don't know.

New

Jews are an organized crime syndicate
No different from the mafia portrayed in the sopranos or the godfather. If you stand in their way you will get whacked eventually....

It can't be that bad.

government and in particular local government wants more of your money because the people who run these institutions are in the business of governing. It's like running a company to them, not like running public services, and their company can freely tax you for its investment. The amount of tax wasted on shite people didn't want or ask for in the local government sector is astonishing, but it's all done so some busybodies can justify their existence. Effective government tries to find ways to make itself more efficient and less intrusive. For these people that's a death sentence.

Funny thing is, I did a bit of shopping around based on tax rates and we really are comparatively pretty good.
As far as Europe is concerned we're amongst the best.
Scandinavia forget about it obviously, it's obscene. But even Belgium that 40% rate comes in when you hit a mere 15k euros. We should count our blessings on 50k.

You want to look at who beats us you're glancing at Fatland and the Gulf.

Alternatively there is a bit of a lifehack in Eastern Europe in that salaries are somewhat akin to the west if you work in tech, but cost of living is dirt cheap.
That's only one industry though of course.

I'm a munch

Idk bro

Two excuses. What a boring, cowardly cunt you really are.
You are allowed to do things which you don't spam about on Anon Babble (your social media platform as you are friendless like him) by the way.

I will sleep.