Charles the Second, by the Grace of God, King of England, Scotland, France and Ireland, Defender of the Faith, etc. edition
/brit/
That's ma da
ur rly naughty lol x
luv him
simple as
I have leukemia
:( ):
Swarthy
Don't worry about the noise huh.
why is ellie such a stupid bitch
Phonecall.
i have pookemia
XD
What to do with a drunken sailor?
he's not a bot which makes it all the more impressive desu
broo.
Well, /brit/?
I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT!
fucking screaming
how do you know
So this is it.... the last /brit/
I think the worst thing about me is that I try to get a girlfriend
Cromwell won
Stop spamming you fucking faggot I csnt find posts on the archive because of you
On my death bed, I would like full black face with the weave and the gold chains and the jello pudding
ah, there's no one sentient in
guess I'll go to bed
on the dude weed
so do I have the tin of lentil soup for tea or the instant noodles or the instant potatoes?
No.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT
request jello pudding pops and the jello jigglers
No.
Got the misfits famous monster (1997) on
There was no reason to
6 Sept 1651
Charles II evaded capture by the Parliamentarians by hiding in an oak tree
You are not taking him seriously
is it good ?
Survive this
Don't know
what's the point heathermong
what a shit life you have
Never
Don't look Swiss
It’s great
Ok.
I will attempt to listen to it but if you are lying I am going to be very upset
You gotta be wrong about it.
AI slop
give it a fucking rest
hope you're not talking to me you vermin
lmao what a simpleton
you are deeply unwell heatherpaki
instead of engaging with it and giving it attention just report and move on
Snorting Emma Watson’s diarrhea through my nose
France
?
Do you not know what the Hundred Years War was? Ever since the Angevins the English monarchs claimed (emphasis on ‘claimed’) kingship of France.
did they actually keep claiming it even after losing the war? that's pathetic
Right I'm off to bed
me eated legendary nacho cheese chips and chocolate ensure plus me strong
*reverse tracking dolly zoom in rorke's face"
...mummy!?
You remind me of these days, lol.
Emma Watson does sexual poos.
Do you play asphalt?
need a vtuber gf
Did you like it?
Trust me.
it's ok but I don't feel very strongly about it either way
mainly I just feel like I'd rather be listening to the damned
I just want to think about dave vanian
and his cute teeth
Early in the morning?
doing a big poo
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Dressage is the worst Olympic “sport”. Nothing but a bunch of snooty prim-and-proper blue blood types riding on a dancing horse. Get to the chicks in the leotards.
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I assume Anon Babble isn't getting blocked then?
Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
Watched Collateral (2004) yesterday
What did I think about it?
bit hokey
AHHHHH MY BLOOD
Shit
just had a wank
prove it
Based prove it poster
woke up nearly every half hour
Reading the old testament. If you're not Orthodox you're fucked.
Jew that is. But I think maybe he's talking only to Jews. I'm skimming I'm going to be completely honest with you.
ktim ever since daddy left me here :(
?
old testament
Jewish
Haha I'm running well late for work
1945 is the year when, after 1900 years, Aryan values were finally toppled in Europe in favour of jewish ones.
It's the task of the 21st century for the White race to end jewish power. Otherwise, the jew will reign over the mulatto brown hordes for eternity.
it's funny when people come here from Anon Babble or twitter or wherever without realizing what the rules are
grok what are the rules?
watch out
life tip
yhe binble
Poop Johnson, his name is Poop Johnson.
NO RULES - JUST RIGHT
Niggers are profoundly inhuman. Loud, smelly, ugly, angry, their existence is an affront to the senses.
Sir Snake Charmer
England's Rose.
these crisps taste like vinegar chicken and ginger
the deliveroo breakkie order x
Sounds peng
pretty
*enters thread*
they're ok... could be better
Love looking at other peoples backpacks on the commute
perv
my gay mate likes doing this too
Always have a little chuckle at people with those Fjallraven Kanken packs. 5 quid's worth of backpack sold for 100 because it's got a poncey label on it.
Sucking a woman's ovule
Love looking at other people's boobies on the commute
They do look cool
Lots of people got their ospreys on for their commute which I'm not sure about
Surely more of a hiking brand
um
..
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..
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ye especially the trannies because youre gay and from Man Chest er
Got Wordle in 2 today lads
Nearly at toil
Day of emails and training looms
chuffed
leftypol collecting used condoms at the sauna after his visit and asking the lad on the desk if they can be recycled
very relieved to realize they're not his actual toenails
the virgin apollo vs the chad dionysus
just learned about japan
Monarchists are cringe
Why do you want to lick the boots of some posh twat who will never care about you?
watching the 2007 kino the chad jesse james and the virgin robert ford
pingas
sucking a beer
I want to break him with my penis
you willy is not strong enough
noise
much noise
rap
many such cases!
fizzy grapefruit tangerine lavender peach limeade
??
for brekkie
thats the tickets for thunderbolts and mission impossible bought for this weekend
Yes but if he let's me try, I win. I just want to cum in him..
aside from poo, what’s something good to fill a jacket potato with?
corned beef
nigger semen
scoop a bit out and put another potato in there
your willy is a pussy. it needs the soft cushioning of a fanny not the rigid ribbed architecture of a intestine
taco mince and greek yoghurt
no
I look like this and I break femboys down with my huge veiny c*ck
*makes myself look smaller by hunching over and pointing my toes together* hi guys
a gel pleb tag
or
lab at leg peg
My willy is a pussy
That keeps me from dancing with the one I love
Man the fuck up
water
get a life
bank potado only needs butter salt pepper sour cream and chive or spring onion
You are not me
americans put their money in potatoes
baked potato only needs [two page recipe]
it's yummy
time to turn on the bad laptop
He fucking ruined it
zoomer niblings are fucking mad for jacket potatoes
That's why I use YouTube for recipes and guess the measurements. Can't be that hard, there's a cup, half cup, 1/3 and 1/4 cup, et cet
but my bum holds the key
@/brit/
cup
dey getting dropped off wit clarted hymens xx
no
Listening to the leak of my GOATs album rn
about to break my fast by frying some things with air
how does utility companies charge for water? it's not as if there's sensors on the taps
Rest of the world unaware of the fact we have a Taytay-Katie Perry tier celebrity spat over a baklava recipe
Do you see british cuisine anywhere? I don't. Uhhh maybe you should remain silent on this subject
this nigga frying air
What?
as a young girl louis vuitton with your mother on a sandy lawn
call him oppenheimer. he's going to start a chain reaction that ignites the universe
actually they're 39th lol not enough things to deep fry in lard for them to finish higher
eld
morning lads
*Learns how to make coffee off the italians*
*Smears a hass avocado on toast*
*Sprinkles lemon myrtle on top*
happy eid mu barack
wanking
#50 checking in lol enjoy Happy Jacks quadruple bogan burger
What?
Ah it’s Eid again for like what the tenth time or something again this year ? Can’t believe people are falling for this shit
?
Washing Emma Watson’s poo down with Emma Watson’s pee.
was in the card factory the other day and they unironically had Eid cards it’s so fucking over
please stop eating "avocado toast" you're ruining my life
imagine if idiots all over the world started eating beans on toast and calling it "bean toast" and then the price of baked beans rose several times over
that's what it's been like for me
please stop
meds
XD.
I'm one of those freaks who can't taste avocado
We grow the best avocados in the world in California and they're still $1-3 a piece here. Food prices are never coming down again.
roommateberg always gives me avocado toast with a fried egg on top and it is really good.
there's a meter on the main where it connects to your house
just know the yank would demolish a bogan burger if he ever met one in the wild
Is he gay? He sounds gay..
20%
he
please don't say that :(
It's a she? Lucky dog
Could never live with another man
Fukit
come over and I'll put my halal beef sausage in your white bread slice
Corr
might have to filter yanks again. such dog shit posters.
not sure why i unfiltered them in the first place
thats only what going into the house not what im using out the taps. they could be feeding me what i dont need to charge more. bastards
I'm a realist. Globalism in practice means carving up the world's resources and human capital, and redistributing them according to demand and the highest profit . That means that California avocados that can fetch higher prices elsewhere are doused in chemical preservatives and exported, and in turn we receive imports of lesser quality avocados from Mexico and Central America. That is the system that was forced upon us.
Is she your gf?
too many days. toilberg on the ropes
no dear that's not how it works
Fuck you
I probably get my leave balance regularly discussed in management meetings
Nice little booby trap for if they ever try to fire me
Emma Watson speedbagging my scrotum.
Joshua
What's her ethnicity?
Wouldn't bother me. I'll be gone tomorrow. Getting sorted you see
reckon a sickie is on the cards for tomorrow's toil
Looks like how it fights
You’re going to barf on a bunch of get well soon cards?
drank another ensure plus
vanilla this time
will need to order salads tomorrow or something
What?
FOY
i reckon a twink sex arse would sort me
I will MAKE the absolutely dogshit posts
and his Portuguese wife
Who the fuck did you think I am?
what's going on yankee doodle dandy
corrrrrrrrr
Imagine me
She is race-mixed, like all Iberians.
Imagine all the pee pees
Leaking white stuff weeee
I put a feather in my cap and called in macaroni
please be mindful, the cronem are showering
Why are you only eating ensure and salads luv
Bitch throwing gang signs
balls-in-butthole does NOT count as sex
the absolute fucking STATE of this thread
Precisely. That's what I tell the twink, you see this isn't us having sex, we're not gay.
they almost missed
*bark*
Was telling my sister this just hours ago
steamy
blocked the toilet in toil
could feel it was going to be a bad one on the train in but that was a beast of a thing
cool
swedish taxidermy lookin mf
This is your misplaced sexual attraction to black penis, you utter inbred . Now go be gay.
they hate to see a brotha make a cup of tea in the morning
I'm not I just didn't eat anything really today so I'm having an ensure so I don't die and I don't have a kitchen here so I have to order food delivery and I thought I would get a salad (with chicken, not just vegetables alone) so that I can have some fresh vegetables because it makes my tummy feel better
outof it
whom
Oh I see, that's uncomfy to not have a kitchen where you are. I hope you get sorted out soon and can have access to cooking again :)
any teasmade geezers in the thread
just found this in my sisters bedroom taking the washing down
any idea what it is? smells proper sweaty and masculine
Night brots
woof?
Rorke should try a doorag
It's quite a good look on white blokes
thank you me too
i aint the one posting naked boys , you dutty battyman
I will baptize you
did she walk a little funny on her way to the bus stop this morning?
the butterfly?
What are you doing here?
Fuck off mutt
poo
Dogshit
Early
Jf
New
dont make me go to the office NOOOO
someone make a real new
me? im thugging it out big style
real new, fresh smells
baited nobody award
Might do a cheeky WFH if all the office desks are overbooked again
Right, make a proper non-dogshit new.
Jared leto sex cult
Would
real new
Slept from 4:30pm yesterday until 9am today. Woke up for 20 minutes 2 or 3 times.