/brit/

kosher edition

might blow all my money at william hill or on crypto.

which is a better investment? a

buy crypto from mikey and use him as your bank

Absolutely wild how easily I coom to Angela White joi
Gorgeous hambeast

hope to have £15,000 in the bank at the end of the year
I have absolutely no skills or assets and I'm 33
a man can only buy so many fish and chip suppers, lads

off my medication and am severely unstable

everybody scream mousey where are you

It's just downright mad that I can goon to blacked all day long and then throw around racial slurs aimed at black people at night long guilt free.
All paid for the taxpayer.
Something ain't right here.

genuinely the only whore I'd fuck irl, the others all repulse me

Hey Ye when will Cuck be finished

Anti-psychotics lad?
pls take them anon, I know the side effects are really horrible but it's also the one class of psychiatric medication which actually works.

Kids with knives and teachers with bodycams

Where did it all go wrong eh

Gianna Michaels was last generations Angela White

Ah, this will make a lovely spot for a picture, my dear. Yes, stand right there in front of Lucifer's cock. Splendid.

Just like Assassination Classroom

Bloody ISLAM
*slams down can of carling*

Genuinely can't have anything nice outside of the smallest pockets of middle England and the Highlands

Too many enabled idiots

reckon he just likes the attention he gets in hospital, his lonely existence has caught upto him

climbed the top of glastonbury tor the other day and there was a bunch of migrants having a campfire so close to the structure it was burning it

spent all day singing rebel songs in the lovely sunshine. beezer wee day lads. how was your sunday?

I’m more into OnlyFans girls now.
but Jia, Eva, Mia Melano / Mia Malkova
Angela White & Lana Rhodes are the only pornstars that I keep going back to.
before them it was Sasha Grey, Remy Lacroix, Kiara Mia, & Annika Albrite.
I’ve coomed thousands of times to those whores
PORN IS AWESOME!

incredible, how long did he last?

I don't really understand how despite his deteriorating mental health, he's never once mentioned any family

And yet someone is buying him new Berghaus jackets he's never worn and stuff

hate it when i accidentally group tabs in firefox

He kind of looks like a normal old man, but she looks like a witch.

Giana was nice but I always held Sophie Dee, Lisa Ann, Siri, etc in higher regard

No, I'm with the science team!

Lisa Ann

She was great until she got another tit job to fix her slight wonky tits and now they look worse.

doesn't he have a well off brother? i mean tim probably isn't poor himself

his borther

looks like a witch.

She quite literally is a witch. Her name is Maria Abramovich. Jay Dyer has spoken about her. She does Satanic black magic.

that's him told

redpill me on the rothschilds
normos say they lost most of their money so whilst still very wealthy not exceptionally
what’s the true story

mad how your dad gave up and so you use internet personalities to copy without any critical thinking

I have never heard of this in my life

You don't remember me
We spoke on the phone two days ago
I told you I'd find you

Think you lads could do with being in a lad's chat

I mean like a 5-a-side or building site WhatsApp group, not hanging around with groomers and troons and "stoic_atlas94" statue profile picture nerds

It would probably help fix you a bit

Im in multiple lads chats. it makes no difference.

Jack Black in a random town in England on holiday lol epic

Chicken jockey!

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Reminds me of the time I saw Johnny Depp randomly show up at the Bridge Tavern in Newcastle

the random town named Brighton.
on a holiday during his tour in the UK.

He's got good taste our Johnny does

Brighton and hove is a city of like 500k now.
The south coast conurbation from brighton through worthing onto littlehampton is well over a million.

might give myself a buzz cut
scared ill fuck it up

working on my grimoire again

It’s all gonna work out in the end

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It's more like fuck off

Rothschild created Israel but he never wore the little hat. I think the little hats are only for the pleb Jews. The patrician Jews are above that.

youtu.be/sIA4EkvpLtc

Joe Biden diagnosed with 'aggressive form' of prostate cancer that has metastasized to the bone

Good song.

in awe at the retards in that comment section

@210762342
can't even see the stars from your polluted shithole.
SAD!

That's it.

Kind of mental if he hadn't did that debate and then managed to win re-election he'd probably have to resign now

very good pictorialism shot

He was getting fucked up the arse

Shoot me human

Ok.

Wild how most people my age graduated college while I struggle to find the will to live. Most people complete college by 22 and get a career job by 25

You know what to do.

get a clue mate

It's alright.

Mental.

I only got 10k in savings right now

Get out there and start hustling my nigga gotta make it happen fr

It worked.

the nose knows

The videos above.

*spills hot coffee on you*

first night off the booze in about a week
sweats are starting

I almost lost it.

it should be legal to kill people you dont like

bloodey basterd bitch

Aussie

stoat

just woke up lads

Plan.

*walks into the thread with my shirt backwards*

Taking a shit.

Blog on

Not here.

Metro XD.

I am starting an apprenticeship in January it's gonna suck being 23 and starting a career

Pooey arse man me

I'm sure it will work out. Tradies love blokes who act like bitches

I think I am gonna fall soon.

im 29 and havent even started an apprenticeship fuck off

Better

im older than you and im still a virgin

I am gonna die this way

10 non brit posts

I normally ain't a bitch IRL but I have bad OCD so I check things 3 times

the farts im cutting smell like sulfur lads

No no end

make it 11. how many brits do you know have a pooey arse?

kids

No capacity.

Gore.. .

Post Brazilian blood and guts

young girls

little boys

Cool

paddling pool

can someone explain

did the woman in the dress die?

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Fuck off.

prefer the little pink myself

She's too fat to pull the dress off

spine hurts from gym

i think the muslim woman wants to be able to fit into the dress and is sad because she's too fat

cock hurts from the wank

fat bitches hating

pulled out 3 of my teeth today
gonna go for a few more when the bleeding stops

soft play area

alri asmongold

Meso.

Just did my final wank for the weekend

offend the jews

get fired immediately from a job you've had for 30 years

kek

My legs..

early learning centre

um

young uns

G

Slave labour you get money huh.

little knickers

any scientist man in?
can you explain how it's possible to be this beautiful (she's portuguese btw)

youtube.com/watch?v=E9MnuM0blpo

toby

Did you see that too?

training bra

britain is so gay not even our buildings are straight

Deffo artistic

using AI to upscale some classic early 2000s rape porn

SCRAEMING

What?

Spam too much

ah master potter ya made me an anime girl

Right! *claps hands down on legs, gets up*. Going to fix my life. Where do I start?

Tomorrow

Pain

I’M JAVERT!

Clue-gaining warehouse, 9am sharp

cheeky wank

Just been diagnosed with 'aggressive' prostate cancer lads

*gives you one final pooey arsewank*

leftypol insisting that isis are misunderstood

XD

need to get a job. need to leave here once I wake up.

get it rated

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Leave where

Leave

they are the government of syria now unironically

Anon Babble

The hexalogy of cringe

all trash

Damn.

why the FUCK are they remaking Gears of war 1? either skip to 2 or do a full master chief style collection, the orignal is good but nothing compared to 2 or 3 and they already remastered 1

Stop the cap

The scraniel

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You're a sweet thing ain't ya

utterly mad mullets and mustaches came back into being a thing

Romania's Capital's mayor just got elected President of Romania

Poland's Capital's mayor just won the 1st round of Poland's Presidential election

get used to saying Prime Minister Khan lads

Get to Australia mate they wear it proper

Yeah?

just witnessed a goatse

Couple of days ago I got called a 'diddy ahh mfer' by some crackhead black fella because I walked past him without giving him money

I bet somebody here looks like this

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Too happy

how to get a job in rural area. no driving license

Sheep herder

anyone can get a farmhand job, just ask

Grobe

He looks like DSP here

Shut up fat!!!

pigfarm is doing £6 an hour which I fairly sure is illegal.

Cult

Yeah but you get to shag the pigs

I am not aware

thoughts on the 1980 erotic crime thriller Cruising staring Al Pacino?

What?

watching pornstar interviews and it's abundantly clear that they're all extremely vulnerable and/or being manipulated

such is life in the the gigapozzed troonpilled jewish tranny infested cucked bluepilled goyslop forcefeed bugeating WEF libtard orwellian EV driving gas banning estrogenic vaxxmaxx podliving goywhipping taxforblacks globohomo clownworld

how did you end up watching pornstar interviews?

had a wank and now I'm interested in why they got into porn in the first place

any notable information gleaned thus far?

melody marks was pressured into porn by a boyfriend with an interracial cuck fetish who wanted to see her get fucked by a black guy

hm yes evil begets evil, I should say this is proof..... I don't know what begets means thoughever but I have a good feeling that it means what I think it means

woman gets forced into porn

Don't care it has nothing to do with me

MrBeast Is In Huge Trouble

it means breeds just like those bbcs breeding her tiny pink pussy

we know nothing shown in porn has anything to do with you xx

then it really did mean what I think it means. that cuckolding is an evil act for a multitude of reasons and only caused more evil to come into the world with further decisons only eroding the souls of all involved.

spainnonce hears interracial cuck fetish and immediately pops on his vpn, even at almost 3AM

He's here every waking moment of his life

bruh

might be news to you but this whole general is full of cuckold schizos, wouldnt bet on one guy being behind all of the posts

He's right...

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extra piece of information, they first met when he was 15 and she was 12 - so pretty noncey too

so he's a cuckold and a paedophile, bro is 0/2

These are all general and widely applicable things but then 'I'm not Oxford enough' just leaps out as a personal and specific insecurity of the author lol

this neutralised rorke

i would add

i am not ENDOWED enough

i am not TALL enough

i am not EATING HEALTHILY enough

i am not OUTSIDE enough

for me

what'd he do this time?

i am losing my absolute mind! aaaaaarrghh!!!!11

P

I'm rorke

i put my life in the proverbial shitpile

O

yeah..

i'm losing my rind

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made some late night pasta bcs im cheeky
stole some of my housemate's cheese for it as well

right.... going to sleep. you should all get your heads down too. don't want to see any more activity in this thread until 06:00 at the earliest.

At least

stealing cheese is a british meme crime mate you'll be all over their social media

What did you just say?

/brit/ is the best national on the Anon Babblesphere simple as

touching my 5.5 inch bwc

What?

the best national

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bit my lip at this post

What??

um x

xx

No wonder.

this is a grand national for a grand nation

sed sum realshit i did yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

o an anutha thang nickuh. i tell yall sumpin. yall aint max enuf, yall aint max anuf, mx enuf, uh huh nigga max enuf

and i sed dat uh huh aint nunachyall no better nivggga

:3

in greggs?

What???

How would you describe your fashion style?

yes it was in freggs

u alright? :3 x

itchy bollocks, thoughts?

I've already eaten, thank you x

Call it 3 of them

Mars needs women.

that's the 3am pasta DEMOLISHED

How do you know it?

what kind of pasta did you have? was it a delectable ricotta and spinach ravioli? or a tin of heinz alphabet shapes on toast?

XD

yh wby xx

go away you borelord
just one of the small twisty ones you put in boiling water from sainsburys x

Macaroni cheese

Bloody hell mate

thanks for calling it macaroni cheese and not 'mac n cheese' like a fat yank cunt

anyone thinking anything rn x

XDD

just kinda sat here thinking about bwc x

What are you doing?

what would you do if there was a bwc? x

um x

refill

NEW

You won't understand.

This is very Dexter.