/cum/ - United States

The /cum/ Car edition
Piss Car inferiority subedition

I love her eyes

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me and the wife

Bitches like this are a dime a dozen on the west coast

bichtes like this are a peso a dozen down here

NATO is the gayest thing ever created
The Warsaw pact oozed masculinity

Okay Vladislav

I oozed my masculinity all over your mom's face

Eat this wenis
Your wenis is mine

anon on suicide watch

My life would have been better if I graduated college but now I can't afford the 3k to 4k semesters in community college

Just tore my meniscus

I've lost all motivation to do anything at all and the culprit is Marijuana and I'm glad this penjamin is almost empty so I can throw it out and be a normal person again

penjamin

zoomers even made doing drugs sound gay as fuck

business idea: semen

Just take a loan!

Poland is the greatest country on earth

SHE TAKE MY MONEY
WHEN IM IN NEEEeeeddd
OH SHE A TRIFLIN'
THING INDEED
oh she a gold digger
ALL over town

sucking and fucking

War on sex

yo momma!
GOTTEM

Anime is dumb
Anime is stupid
If you watch anime
You are stinky
Stinky stinky poo poo
Anime anime anime
Poo poo pee pee
Anime anime anime
You watch stinky poopoo anime and that makes you smell bad

I’m just a nigger
Don’t put the blame on me

why yes, I go to anime websites and get mad when people post anime

I finally gave up and accepted AI sloppa, I started a tabletop game session with Gemini a few days ago and he is still DMing, I occasionally have to remind her (she is a girl because she is my ai gf and if she was a man that would be gay) to ask me for my roles instead of rolling for me, it's pretty fun and the ai gives me out of character notes and we are now friends

So go into massive amounts of debt and hopefully I will be able to get an entry level job

Anime I like

cool and awesome

Anime you like

gay and lame

I'm eating a peanut and apricot jelly sandwich.
Thank you America.

Sleepy Joe has prostate cancer big L

would you like to eat my semen?

I wish my last name was Sawyer

He do be old as hell

no

why not? i can simply cum in your mouth

Peanut butter was invented by a Canadian guy.

So if sleepy joe ran again and won, we would have ended up with Kamala as president

I don't have to justify myself to you.

No? He's still alive and not dying anytime soon
Prostate cancer is a meme

wanna touch pps while we watch anime?

Biden Ain't a gooner

Trump is morbidly obese and could keel over from a heart attack at any moment, and then we get baby face president

any anime lovers here

I like Hayao Miyazaki movies and Ghost In The Shell and Paprika

you wont have to touch my penis or any other part of my body. simply lie on your back and ill take care of everything else

Ill be doin a lot more than just touch

wanna be a baller
shot caller
twenty inch blades on the impala
a caller ain't gettin laid tonight

Did you actually bully the other Brazilian anon so much that he finally left /cum/?

You call me a dog, well, that's fair enough
'Cause it ain't no use to pretend you're wrong
And you call me out, I can't hide anymore
I have no disguise you can't see through
You say it's bad luck to have fallen for me
What can I do to make it good for you?
You wore me out like an old winter coat
Tryin' to be safe a-from the cold

It says specifically that it's aggressive

You're next

watching destiny!

why dont you come over for some tea and cookies

you're not powerful enough for that. FK is eternal, you are nothing

Just smoked some battery acid I did.

I hit the HIIGHWAAAYY
makin money the FLYYY WAYYYYY
but theres gotta be BETTER WAY(better way)
yaaaaaaaa

Nice VPN

how do I make my burgers taste delicious like the double cheeseburgers from mcdicks?

What do I do on my 8 hour layover in London in a couple of days?

you probably make your patties too fat

not much you CAN do I think, I flew into heathrow and it took me at least an hour to get into downtown proper

Beef tallow, and fry them on a bed of onions
McDonald's doesn't do either of these but your burgers will taste great

we need more men like this

moms making steak for dindin

bitch didnt even confirm that shes making the damn banana bread

guy is simping SO hard rn. I don't even blame women how can you not take advantage of such things

wait no, I flew in to southend. Heathrow might have better travel time

Wow what a boring and pointless exchange

Extra well done like women always do?

any ugly retards itt?

i like it well done and crispy anyway

yes
how do we cope brother

ios sometimes autocorrects a word that you spelled correctly into a similar but different word that makes no sense in the context of what you’re writing. most retarded thing

i dont leave the house

we out here

i like it well done and crispy anyway

Why is spinster showing us her private text conversations?

Breast Implants are sometimes justified

N

Short anon or sexo poster

he's not me

he is me

Finger my ass

dumbass music

well, /cum/?

I graduated from miller grove a long time ago, kid

go to take a piss

roommate didnt flush the toilet and the room smells like piss

theres fucking fingernail clippings in the sink

I learned today that my ex-gf got engaged yesterday. Good for her.

in 2024, 20 Pizza Delivery drivers were killed in the line of duty

long live lenin! long live the revolution!

the french revolution book Im reading is taking a LOT of time, ok

like a chump
hey
like a chump
hey
like a chump

evens I take 20 mg
odds I take 30 mg

4 or 5

My catbergs are having a showdown...

no girl has ever flirted with me
what is it like to be flirted with

carpet floor with cats

imagine the smell

its awkward and uncomfortable one time i was waiting outside my spanish class and this girl started cornering me and trying to get super close to me and asking me to hang out with her during lunch

Let's fight then nigga. Wassup then?

momma raised a jobless gooner

There isn't one as long as you put mats under their liter boxes (which you should be doing anyway) and vacuum regularly, most people are too lazy for that though unfortunate tbqh

yall are old hat

y'all

silence, fatty fat fatty

I's from da south

KITTIN!

why are my usual gummies quarter sized but the same 10mg potency is somehow in pieces the size of a half dime

Her name is daisy

Yup, right here

KITTIN aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

There is no board worse than Anon Babble

7 but a few of them were only around 100 pages. reading is fucking boring i’m gonna keep it a buck with you

Anon Babble

Anon Babble

Anon Babble

lgbt/

Anon Babble

The sincerely worst board is probably Anon Babble because it's full of posters who maliciously target the vulnerable with destructive advice.

22

College drop out

Only have 10k in savings

I have to wait til January to before I can get an apprenticeship

I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years

I can't get another one because I am autistic as shit

Anon Babble is also godawful

>I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years

go away normie

Anon Babble is my favorite board to both bait and troll on

Um
I'm thinking
Let me see here
Based?
And maybe even uhh
Redpilled?

i swear to god

I find it funny that the sharty hack forced the jannies to take down the locked stickies and post new ones. Some of them were pretty old, I think Anon Babble's was posted in 2010

why is apu spanking that little girl...

I don't cry when my dog runs away I don't angry at the bills I have to pay

I can play the guitar like a mothafucking G

plays the lamest guitar solo in rock hsitory

you wouldn't?

violence against women is never funny

think I'm some sort of autistic robot after being a shut-in for 5 years

get forced to interact with a group of people

it's actually not difficult at all and happens instinctively

wasted so much time in self isolation on nothing

honestly feels worse than just being an actual autist

so is that just a collection of rotten food mixed with literal shit or something

how the fuck is india's population not being wiped out by disease?

you were never one of us. go away, fakecel

its hilarious

i feel the same way. i used to be super social and well liked before i became a retarded shut in

Many fathers are victims of abortion as well

I got violent with your mom last night

Part of me respects how strong their gut biome must be. If I were Indian I'd be like "what's wrong white boys, cant handle a little sweat and bugs like your ancestors could?"

business idea: unexist

I'm still a virgin

would for both

both are trannies THOEVER

When you find love
And it gets away
If it comes back to you
Then it will stay
Well maybe it’s true
As dumb as it sounds
I ain’t gonna stop you
From looking around

This would be a great rivalry if Angel Reese wasn't completely terrible

Hijabs should be illegal

Are either one of them lesbos?

don't care about hijabs.

ayrabs should be illegal

all girls in the wnba are lesbos actually

queefburger

VGH

god's country

Nigger Heil Hitler!

Romans did the same. They placed a bachelor tax 40 years after they have given women equal rights. Shortly after bachelor tax Rome burned. And men didnt come to save it or put out the fire. That was the end of Roman empire. Ours is beyond the corner too.

nigga sanno sexo

Crazy how slutty she is

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this plus shes ugly as fuck

dont call my mom a slut

the leftist goal is to drive everybody out of cars and into their dirty nog filled trains

I don't like South Africans because I've met them before and they're on the same level as Israelis in terms of rudeness.

that does it, I'm filtering this gay macacao

Your doorbell rings and you see this

ugly, looks like an anorexia patient

Indian driver getting beat up by blacks haha

excellent, my Sanna bot has arrived

Can hear neighborbergs speaking their ooga booga language outside

that's not funny at all

ugly, looks like an anorexia patient

That's not nice of them

why?
people should wear what they want

Yes it is

I prefer my women to be young and have a little fat to them, not this starving African

Why are niggers like this

i'm about to go demon mode on your ass

Hijabs are cute and can be sexy
Burkas should be illegal though

As much as I hate jeets I feel bad for this guy. He has a face that inspires pity

odds shower
evens dont shower

they will learn

Because whites allow them to be
That's the actual answer

in fairness, if you wanted to beat up a taxi driver at random, you'd probably end up beating an indian

You guys are crazy. She's no 10 obviously, but she's still extremely doable, even if she's so extremely slutty that she finds it okay as a head of state to post her nipples online (pic related).

nah shes hideous looking

she looks fine, the issue is that she looks like she is starving

You always make me laugh

aw shucks

Women should approach me because I'm intimidated by rejection and don't want to put myself out there

she looks fine, the issue is that she looks like she is starving

a coping obese landwhale wrote these words

my bmi is literally 19

have a panic attack

Biden got prostate cancer
RIP

Prognosis?

N

Its not weird for a 26 year old to have a 19 year old gf right? Right?

no
just try to be cautious because girls at that age are not mature

imagine having sanna for a gf though

feminist icon because le female PM

she shills for all the liberal causes

she's a poster child of NATO or the EU

she loves you

nigga im turning 37 in just over a week and my fiancé is 27
stop listening to hateful people online telling you how to be happy

What are your other measurements

>she loves you

this is just unrealistic.

my fiancee

when did /cum/ suddenly become full of normies?

5'10
135 lbs

The rule of thumb is: the lowest you can go is half your age plus 7. So 26/2 + 7 is 20. So you're good.

my bitch wife is driving me up the wall

bro is retarded :wilted_flower:

I am a 22-year-old man. Unemployed, no education, no valuable skills. If I don’t get exactly what I want from society right now and without having to work hard, I will just drop out. This will punish society

Us non-normies still exist, even if we're increasingly drowned out by the normoids

Anything in life worth doing requires effort

cum con sex

you keep posting this shit over and over. what do you want?

I disrespect the antichrist

told a random kid in the mall I'm you from the future and he started crying

Going on a date with a chubby chi girl next Sunday

time to binge eat until i’m sick

what's up quirk chunguses

Gotta high and did a bunch of writing today, it's a comfy hobby, kind of a comfy rainy day in general, I feel like I've been settled in to a nice domestic routine lately probably because I work a do nothing office job now, it kind of makes me anxious

update: i decided to chew 1 stick of sugar free gum instead

I double dog dare you to post some of it

It was perfect

what jewish women actually look like

XD.

Nah not gonna do that, it's cringe slop but I just do it for me it's a hobby and I find it genuinely relaxing to do, maybe someday I'll share something if I intend to get serious and try to publish a book or something but that's not happening any time soon

It's the big horse head.

:DDD

Dinner

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watching the eternaut

THE ROCKETS RED GLARE
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR

Chuds defeated in Romania

america/israel didn't like the results of their election so they installed a gay zionist gypsy as their president who wants to start a war with hungary

What causes ball lightning

Copium

XD.

seriously
they elected an anti-nato, anti-eu, pro-russia, anti-ukraine war guy and then ZOG just canceled the election and banned him from running.
democracy is FAKE

Take your meds, schizo

brb

good luck

The election happened, he lost the vote and conceded

There’s a reason Simion was allowed to run — unlike Georgescu. While Simion holds far more radical positions than Georgescu on issues such as the rights of ethnic minorities in Romania — positions that arguably justify the “far-right” label — he aligns closely with the establishment on matters that truly count: the EU, NATO and the proxy war in Ukraine. In many ways, he is Romania’s version of Giorgia Meloni — whom he openly admires.

simion's positions outside of supporting Z.O.G. are all fake. A classic populist phony trained in the USA to serve as a placeholder so the real thing doesn't emerge.

i just pulled out a 17 inch pubic hair

i just pulled out my 17 inch out of your mom

why can chuds not accept that 95% of people don't agree with their insane positions
go rant about jews to the average person and they will look at you like you're a schizophrenic homeless meth addict

i dont need people to agree with me to know im right

why can chuds not accept that 95% of people don't agree with their insane positions

go rant about jews to the average person and they will look at you like you're a schizophrenic homeless meth addict

>why can chuds not accept that 95% of people don't agree with their insane positions

go rant about jews to the average person and they will look at you like you're a schizophrenic homeless meth addict

NHL playoffs

XD

The fact that Simion belongs to the European Conservatives and Reformists Group (ECR) in the European Parliament should ring alarm bells for savvy people. The ECR is an ultra-Atlantist group, where one cannot join or stay without being a true Neocon himself.

i get caught publicly masturbating

go to jail and put on registry

hot girl gets caught publicly masturbating

she gets a minor scolding

this is bullshit

Meds

its cause no one wants to see your ugly ass pimple dick and everyone wants to see a girl masturbating

How cute
Whatever you do, don't call her chubby!

My mom watches American idol and it's like everything about the show is contrived to elicit emotional reactions. The judges pretend to like everything and every contestant has a sob story. I hate it, it wasnt like this when Simon, Paula and Randy were the judges

is it normal for it to constantly slip out while giving backshots or is it just because i only fuck fat chicks
thanks bud i felt like i had a clean slate today, probably cause of you. the daytrip date i was on all day went really well

every tv show becomes stupid shit for retards eventually not that american idol was ever not that

yeah everyone is a tranny fag blm loving mass non white immigration fanatic who loves israel like you

go rant about jews to the average person and they will look at you like you're a schizophrenic homeless meth addict

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Just have a small peepee (and you fuck fat chicks)

its strictly barely above average [around 6.75in or so]

The online censorship in Romania ahead of the run-off election is just insane.

go rant about jews to the average person and they will look at you like you're a schizophrenic homeless meth addict

Do you base all perspectives on how normies react to them? What an unapologetic npc you are.

No one gaf about Romania

that's wild, I was just thinking to myself that I hadn't looked into ROMANIAN POLITICS enough.

greg the hammer valentine

On the toilet taking a big stinky romania right now

libtards supporting ISIS head choppers in Syria and neo-Nazis in Ukraine while waving the gay/tranny flags in america baka....

Eventually you realize these people have no actual convictions or goals other than destruction

Eurovision2025 banned Russia for illegally invading Ukraine.

And now even bans Palestinian flags!

But it still allows Israel to participate and whitewash its crimes.

That's not being «apolitical». That's siding with genocide.

Asad gone lmao

wtf is Eurovision it sounds hella gay, is it like goggles you wear that show you gay sex and miscegenation?

eurovision

Vantablack coal from the deepest depths of the Ruhr ITT

I thought Israel being in eurovision was a new thing but apparently it's been in it since 1973.

yes now they have a israel supporting ex isis guy who lets his cronies kill Christians, Shias, and other minorities willy nilly
a much better improvement from the secular Assad

there was massive foreign interference in the Romanian elections — except it came from the EU/NATO, not Russia. This spring at the Salon des Batailles in the Hôtel de Crillon, Nicolas Lerner, head of French intelligence, asked Pavel Durov to ban conservative voices in Romania ahead of elections. He refused.

israel supporting ex isis guy who lets his cronies kill Christians, Shias, and other minorities willy nilly

sounds extremely european ngl

He only killed alewuites because they tried to rebel when assad was overthrown, assad was a monster though, that's why Syrians around the world celebrated when he was gone

Look up (((Moroccon)))Oil. Their #1 sponsor is israeli.

they didn't though
that may have happened in your gay brain but in reality Assad was loved by the people of Syria
His only crime was not being liked by israel/america because he opposed zionism

Should I have ice cream for dessert or a rum and coke? Can't do both or I'll vomit and/or get diabeetus.

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how the fuck do the pro geo guesser guys do it. even by tism standards its inhuman

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assad was a monster though, that's why Syrians around the world celebrated when he was gone

They did celebrate, assad was a brutal dictator that Syrians around the world fled from, his crimes against humanity are extensive

the ukrainian neo nazis guys were literally right though. russia did attack and they are inferior humans

what you hope for are murderous dictators who slaughtered millions

what you get is a silly twit with big fuckin tits and a penchant for anal sex

ok...?

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literal homosexuals, these two posters probably fuck each other in the ass and go to the same gay bars

New

havnt been called a jew for saying that neo nazis were right before. thats a new one