/brit/

Fighe di lengo

really hard to tell which one of them isn't a woman

Gordon Bennett

been out all day without sunscreen can already feel my pale skin complaining fuggg

Joe Bogan asking guest if he's evah troyed Day Em Tay

struggling to see why eurovision is such a big thing. guessing it's the politics around it?

Egyptian women dont have a clitoris
Its tradition to cut them off

only left one seems like a tranny

typically goycattle programming
don't hear anyone mention it for months then all of a sudden everyone can't shut up about it, like a little switch has been flipped

Nonsense, Eurovision is a non-political event. The organisers said so!

Hoodectomy was the standard in Egypt you faggot, clitorectomy was only done by some primitive African tribes

TV show Adolescence sparks rise in hate on world's biggest incel site

Many of the comments on the site reviewed by this paper are too offensive to be published. Posts included praise for violence against women and used derogatory misogynistic and racist slurs. “I still like the part where he killed the foid (a derogatory incel term for a woman) and yelled at the other foid,” wrote one user, referencing Adolescence.

A large number of posts seen by researchers criticised the Netflix series over the casting of its central character who they claimed was too attractive to be an incel.

[on axel rubicon] Foids got murdered, and people are rioting against sh**skins; win-win as I see it.”

lovely wonderful tremendous edition!

You got to feel di motion of di ocean mon

sick of my paltry salary. i need to up my bands pronto

hoodectomy

is this like gentrification where they remove the hood parts of the city

Dominos lad has inspired me to get in on the dominos as well

Joymie, foind thayt cleep... yeah, thayt wun...

Egypt has a 70-90% rate of female circumcision
They dont have any pussy lips unironically

he's a marketing agent for dominos and you've fallen hook, line and sinker you little slave

Think I'll go for a shagger walk. It's like an incel walk but it's exclusively for shaggers

feel like there's a world out there, but I just in my room.
I could go to some foreign land and be rich, but I am just a poor neet here.

Don’t care
I’m gonna be eating tasty pizza!

looks like my ex

respect
might do the same when I'm a shagger

stay goated

ip grabber
virus

she was built for the pleasurement of our dark lords

Need Emma Watson to poo on me while we shag.

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whom

half marathon done
smashed my PB
1:39 on the dot
buzzing

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Think I'll go for a shagger walk. It's like an incel walk but it's exclusively for shaggers

The Appalachian mountains in the east are all gentle and rolling like whereas the mountains in the west are more defined and sharp like

now we know /brit/ has 7 posters

It's not political!

read it in his voice

okay I voted and my answer may surprise you

I long for the days where shit like this is a national outrage here

are you the lad who picked british ?

gaylord country won the international gaylord contest

Wow I'm shocked I'm simply shocked

Anya mogs her!

it's my birthday today another sad day in my sad little life

they didnt win you utter fool. now you will be slain for your ignorance

never click on links me

This is ancient she sucked far more of her buccal fat out of her cheeks

Virgin man but still look down on kissless freaks

Happy birthday shagger

Happy birthday la

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YLATI

happy birthday big man xx

Happy birthday m8 :)

Someone post the The Sporanos greentext with Malaponte

SCOOTER
ARE YOU REAAAAADY

my first kiss was to a drunk fat girl in a nightclub and it was probably the best i've ever felt
first time losing virginity was shit cus she made me wear a condom and i couldn't even coom cus i was so drunk

WHO LET THE RUNTS OUT
Rorke Rorke Rorke Rorke

lost my kiss virginity at 18 but didn't lose my actual virginity till i was 21 me

um happy birthday from the umcord :3

Have a lovely cuppa to cheer you up

The Sporanos

Well I fucked that up didn’t I. Inb4 Bradley

yes

engineered to relieve hungry skinny carbon black small boat cronem that just arrived on the italian coast

We should abolish days and just, you know, live

Grouplove - Gold Coast.mp3

yhe binble

we should abolish your ability to post
nah jk

right well thats sexo isnt it

i CAN'T WAIT for her to go full slut into OF

Sure, we break balls here tonight, but I go way back

I'll demolish your arse

nah she's got a strong jaw and would spark you out

do you have a cat yourself? any special breed or regular mutt?

um gio wont be doing that

Kek. Cat chad is so funny.

you havent thrown a punch in your life you frail auttie

chatgpt pissing me off because it cant solve the bug it caused. i should be grateful because it did half my assignment but your a robot mate you shouldnt be so STUPID

Dr House just saved a plane full of passengers from dying, and also tried to sneak a look at Cuddy's minge

why not

In the light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men.

:3c

Mental how I've been on many dates, been invited over to 2 girls' flats and had 1 over to mine and still never shagged. If bottling it was an Olympic event I reckon I'd get the gold medal haha...

well i see you're in school and still doing homework, but when you work as a developer you'll learn that chatgpt is mostly useless unless you're just using it inside an IDE as an autocomplete

That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked?

tinkling the ivories so to speak

not really useless though IS IT

Mental how I've been on many dates, been invited over to 2 girls' flats and had 1 over to mine and still never shagged.

what
just come to the uk it is impossible to not shag if you are in any of these situations

Just had camembert and now my bedroom fucking reeks sick to bastard death of it every time I eat cheese

So chalked bro

Ive got this crucifix hanging above the front door to my house
Im a Christian you see

do you yeah?

You are brown

Ok thanks for letting us know!

The pirates of proscutt
The brigands of brasciole

a christ for ants?

jesus on the cross sex arse

let's say you've written a test function or something, then you can use copilot to write the next function by naming it yourself and waiting for the autocomplete. that's pretty much the only way it gives me non-retarded output. anything else and i basically have to spend more time fixing their code that i would have writing it myself

I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows

not sure how i feel about this one-liner yank

mumberg's nickname for me is Gollum because I avoid the sunlight like that wretched creature

liminal spaces are comfy not scary

cat yank what are your thoughts on penal substitutionary atonement?

can sink down 4 pints and barely feel anything one can of lucky saint has me feeling woozy
its only 0.5% what the hell else do they put in it

Need to fit "selfsame" into my vocabulary. Eagerly awaiting a situation to use it irl

Nothing can hurt you when you're in a liminal space. It's impossible.

rorke invited to the cookout

I agree.

whats no rhythm youtube

it does better when making new features
but yeh if its working with a lot of code it forgets stuff and starts geeking out
once i managed to negotiate with it for me to send zip files with the whole project directory and it actually comprehended it all, and sometimes it does weird shit like running a live interpreter and writing tests in real time and other features you dont even realise exist. very puculiar

Grim. You just going to go on like that?

where do italian women live

Im not catyank

Italy mate

screaming

Also Berlin and Florida

I'm autistic so have sensory problems, the sun hurts my eyes

also I haven't really left my bedroom since 2014, no need to bother now

You read up on all that shit huh?

which model? i only ever use o3 on the actual website. 4o for copilot.
i'm try claude soon, heard it's better for copilot.

rorke's pink button

In the bedrooms of charchoal black gambian men with their superior black rods

o3 its the best for programming
also heard claude clears chatgpt so i might switch to it over the uni break

us

fucking faggots

don't need to post your life updates here mate

Watching Cardcaptor Sakura lads, absolute peng anime this

unironically bought 10 bitcoins in 2013 for about a grand with my first uni maintenance loan and sold them about 6 month later for a decent profit
if i still had them now they would be worth over a million quid
you live and you learn

Fantano believes that charli xcx is the future of western pop and gave brat a 10/10

Should he be trusted? He has been right before..

apologies
foy

I'd kill mysen

she likes it :)

I felt like a genuine pedo watching that show as an adult

Brat was such a meme, people liked the name and the aesthetic but it had one very mid single. Sabrina Carpenter totally mogged it imo.

when she sits her naked butt on your face to fart but accidentally sharts

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likes what? having no tits? yeah she loves that

would prefer this image with just the snoopy

why? it's just a normal kid's shit, no pervert stuff in it

are there any good puzzle games on steam? like crimson room?

Wanking to gay poorn

2006 best year ever

yeah

brothers moved to switzerland with his gf, happy for him but feels a bit grim that for all he knows she could have spent her 18-26 being a complete slag and he'd be none the wiser due to not knowing anything about each other prior to 2 years ago

thanks

the virgin Nanni vs the chad Ea-nāṣir

more of a 1997 man myself

the uk is so grim that when they see a barely average girl dressed up as a slut their eyes pop out like a cartoon
they even call them "slags"

restaurant in Switzerland
green carpeting

it's a disgrace what rorke did to his own people

you could say this about literally anyone

I'm a nofap chad

i just like women, nowt grim about it

that's why you date girls local to you that you know well

Movies based on fairy tales were popular in the mid 2000s.
2006 had a gothic fairy tale vibe.

Does she even have an album or does she just have "the song" that's one word repeated 3 times

These people just appear

is it? never happened for me

definitely not weird to film strangers on the street like that

You're a Virgin spaino

british girls under 14
:)

lola young is the best female artist rn

They're slags. They love the attention

it's a clip made from a longer video. dont think the guy was filming candid porn as he never showed their arses.

pompompurin just be walking around with its arsehold out all the time
disgusting

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Moni

CORRR

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what about her?

what an absolute fucking pigsty of a country

in any sane, just world these creatures unironically belong in a zoo

She's M.I.A. A lot of people are concerned for her well being.

Why did a girl invite you over for no sex?
Why did you invite a girl to your house for no sex?

Was on a date with some lass, she said she doesn't like western films because there's not enough diverse representation, so she only watches kdramas. Women.

cannot even begin to comprehend the mindset one must have to leave the house like this
they need to be locked up

irish women sound dreadful

This lady was scarce eleven years old
When on her love she was right bold;
She was scarce up to my right knee
When oft in bed with men, I’m told.

Would girls like this be willing to hook up with a Yank such as myself?

Oh go on then

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did you know there's hundreds of graveyards for britons in india
gives me a weird feeling
there won't be such physical remainders of the american 'empire'

id still eat it

you must literally be 12 years old or a woman to see this and get excited

looks a bit... pooey? bit of shit maybe?

elton john shit on it

she

her

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These roast potatoes made by an Indian?

22 mate sorry for getting excited yeah

what's that on the floor?
oh, it's your gay card look

I'm Welsh me

rasheed

watching wwe smackdown

From where

anyone have the pointing laughing bradley but its flipped so hes pointing with both arms

England

haha
bradley

State of that grease on that cardboard lads. What was he thinking eh?

Have some shame

bradley posting hasn't been funny for a good 5 years now, had a brief stint of being ironically funny around 2023 but that's about it

Eating a sherbert
It is lush

yeah

Here king: >*

sir bradley poster

always get baffled when I see a couples which isn't remotely looks-matched. is his personality really that good, or is her self-confidence so non-existent that she thinks an obese manlet is the best she can do?

Yes

dont tease me

women don't care about looks
they care about money

ok lads it's over. we'll have to knock the bradleyposting off. I've just been informed it's not funny any more.

Wifeberg acting extra cheeky today. Fear that sextoil may be imminent.

got none of either me haha

rorkes bollocks

maybe he has rizz

caught myself in the co-op security camera at the self-checkout till
day fucking ruined

Howling. Got the one of the fat guy just casually walking past naked with massive balls and a tiny cock?

ive got rizz and im handsome and i earn 27k british pounds a year why am i still single after 2 years then

why

grimacing at those coconut sized coconuts

Tonight I shall watch the Japanese found footage horror film Occult (2009) directed by Kōji Shiraishi.

This is what Britain is all about

AI is too good these days

my face, my body, and my clothes - mostly

*enters brit*

rorkes take on the khia classic 'my neck my back'

that's not normal size right

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could've been a funny joke if you had waited for a better post which fitted better

isn't that the spurs manager

sucking a being gay bum head fanny

he looks so weird

so this is rorke

told a joke at work last week and everybody laughed, worried that i jestermaxxed

what's wrong with them?

imagine him laying horizontally on one of those chinese masseuse tug tables and pummeling away at those plums like a boxer on the speed bag

i am FUCK UGLY

I spy bradders

I'm short, fat, ugly, and I my clothes are from Primark

no

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not too many opportunities that fit the bill really, had to seize the opportunity

screaming

got some mythical neolithic webms in my webms folder could sell this shit

got excited cause i though she was going to do a poo in the pool

In medieval times there was more orange and green in the world. The modern age drained real life of a lot of orange and green. We still have orange and green but not as much. If you time travelled back to the middle ages, you would notice a lot more orange and green in the world and these two colors would look much more saturated and brighter than what you're used to.

*yawns loudly in your face*

new

wish i could do this at toil. but i swear severance happens to me every week as i walk in the building. i work in and out from the office and even when im out of office on business you see bits of personality but then if i have to return to office at any point in the day it's dead again

what the eck