/brit/
/brit/
She's smiling at her Jamaican boyfriend taking the picture
You are extremely mentally ill.
bruh
What's wrong with that?
Don't make me laugh.
Oh right I forgot for second where I was and her having a Jamaican bf is upsetting for people not even involved in their relationship.
Inventing fanfiction about random people because you have a degenerate sexual fetish is objectively weird.
That big wank was so big that's its morning and birds are cawing loudly outside my window. Fucking hell. Definitely quitting wanking now.
Havent ate properly in 6 days and been living from tap water and berries I've been picking on my nature walks by cleaning them and making a jam out of them.
Have no money until Monday because I opened my wallet up when it was really windy and all my money blew out.
unc tier gimmick
and if you think about it, if you play Runescape, and keep yourself clean when going outside - even have a job - and you spend your weekends sat in a wetroom, naked, and shitting/pissing all over yourself while you play runescape then nobody would know, so long as everyone knows you outside as clean. thtat person next to you on the bus could spend his weekends on the computer shitting all over himself and you dont know that
Why are Israeli posters on int so annoying
I'm not talking about the Gaza war so don't start with that crap
I'm only speaking of their posters on int and how they behave
They are so annoying
she's pretty cute ngl
Girl sauce?
tobes
They are honestly less annoying than British posters
To have released that many albums and only have two of them be duds is quite incredible. There are some bands or artists whose catalog is mostly duds. Take Metallica for instance: they released four phenomenal albums in the 1980s and have only released crap since. With Def Leppard it’s even worse. Their first two albums were great, but everything they’ve released since has either been over-polished pretty but pop rock or a sad collection of lackluster tunes from a bunch of has beens.
Hello Metallica
yeah they really are desu
Metallica Palin
Are you talking about Steely Dan
All those albums and only two are bad: Blow Up Your Video and Rock or Bust, both of which preceded a much better album.
ok
When I went over to Blighty last October I saw Black Britons everywhere, and plenty of BMWF couples. I don't know why that would make you mad
heathermong ahh image
classic case of gore on the 'log
Alright?
ok
11 am - swear off the cans for good
9:09 pm - back on the lovely cans
A tale as old as time
Emma Watson tooted in the elevator and it smelled like shit.
tradietoil is too fucking hard, might just throw in the towel and go to law school
Ay Toni
The Sopranos is pretty fuckin' good ova 'ere
Gabbagool
sucking a poo
How do you install a ducted air conditioning system into a detached house in your country?
are you pulling my BALLS
Rorke silenced
look if the cleavage is on display it's only polite to give it a quick look
you don't stare and you don't keep looking back though that's rude
but it's also rude to avoid looking. she wants people to look, otherwise why dress like that?
Take it, nigger..
is "chef" an official honorific that chefs apply in every day life instead of "mr." like if you have a doctorate or a high rank in the military
have a cup of decaffeinated tea
desperately need to shit
???
ok
I can see why /brits/ like the show so much
Look at those choombahs
um
Sisterburg and her simp slave that is my brother-in law named my nephew "Sebastian".
Oui Chef
The French (whom everyone copied) who developed their commercial kitchen systems had served in military kitchens, so it’s based on military hierarchy and such
righto
Jamie-Lynn Sigler (Jewish)
Bellend Sebastian
I know how hard it is to have a weird name. I don't want much to do with my sister but it was cruel of her to do my nephew like that. I never thought I'd care about family as much I do with that.
shes so hot
The only person I’ve ever encountered irl using the name Sebastian was an FtM pooner
She got multiple sclerosis at age 20 :/
Explains the chebs
And my chubs every time I see them
what is that
I can save her
Stupid.
Done him
Ah yes, "Rorke".
Thanks.
Waiting
come on then
come on then
let's get involved you prick
Adriana is on onlyfans.
busted some nuts to the content
This you twat.
I am not doing this idiot!!! XD
does she get her baps and gash out
Respawn then, Anglo.
The other is weaker.
what are the odds this guy is just bored at home and likes to be waited on? there might even be thousands just like him
D
stfu
what trade?
Kebab
leccy
Lasse!!!
Vikings
YYYAAAAAAAA FUCKING BASTAAAAARDS
nigga keeps getting his wires crossed
RIP.
*starts raping*
Brits can't nonce in Dubai
youtu.be
thinking about the sunday roast already
it looms
fist
I will cut beowulf legs and feed them to him
are you just a basic grunt? Get into PLCs or something that seems a lot easier and those guys travel the world
easier on the body, I mean
wood pigeon on a mad one outside
snoozy boys on the ropes
Haircut
It's just you and your mind and Lake Shore Drive
And tomorrow is another day
I am a sinner.
The black man.
The white woman's ecstasy.
god bless the dead
two things that don't exist
You GYATT to be White
ZAYUMN
JBW INDUSTRIES CALLIN'
*dribbles, jukes, jives and swishes a basketball from halfway across the court*
BRAAAAAAAAP
BIG wank pencilled in for 9am
JBW STUDIO
GET DA LATINA BOOTYHOLE
my penis burst open and the maggots came out
on one this morning
the brainrot + crippling loneliness worked. I would fuck and perhaps even have a relationship with a cute tranny
Fucking retarded monkeys
I'm in depths far worse than you will ever reach and I never even considered it for a second, you were always gay
You film this?
sounds like bro is just about to launch into a sick jungle track but the beat never kicks in
fair enough
I'm broken. I'm cemetery gates.
might clip my toenails today and then eat them
I'm emo. I'm gay.
cute tranny
nice idea but you know those would be extremely difficult to find. as in a male that legitimately looks like a cute girl
erm not sure if you're aware lad but that lady appears to have a willard
wish it was in and around my mouth
That's completely fair. Probably seen less than 10 trannards that I would. The one Brazilian for sure
tee hee I’ll post a tranny’s willy
based
If you’d fuck a tranny you’re an AIDS-ridden faggot.
you'd bum a tranny lad come on
always forget to charge my watch on a sunday morning
if i had a trans gf i'd suck her off if she wanted
just the right thing to do
NEW LEAK
mad how ai has made it impossible to trust "leaked" music anymore
I understand the sentiment 100% but I wouldn't post anything I didn't know was real
youtube.com
sucking a macchiato latte
why are most trannies so manly?
because they're men
They're just perverted men. Instead of putting the uniform on and putting themselves out there and taking their lumps they have to dress up and claim it's a medical condition. Be a man.
Wear the trenchcoat and take your lumps.
fake tan hands and a poop
my motto
a bit of oblivion for me
gonna delve some ayleid ruins
very tired
Weather's gone shit on the day I wanted to do a bbq ahaaa xx
I'm the worst sinner here and I love the Lord Jesus Christ with all my heart
God doesn't exist
still not rained in yonks. catch me outside trying to catch this singular drop in my mouth
Bought the cheap tined sardines from Lidl lads. Choking them down this morning, fucking horrid. Will teach me to be fiscally responsible
Raining cum is it? aha
trannies googling: "how to make your jaw look smaller on camera"
What did you find?
Owe the bank half a mil lads
driest year in South Australia since records began
Climate change is going to do a number on us big time and it's barely even began
ye i'll be standing outside for a week under gods BBC
the best cheap deenz are the john west ones lad
shall be having a very seriously talk with the cat about her behaviour yesterday
I've fallen in love with the girl that works in greggs
ex broke up with me on my birthday in November after having some random outburst over nothing and blocks me
get a message from her 4 weeks ago apologising etc and unblocking
a week later said we should meet up. I was very cautious but I said ok (my intentions were just to fuck her then run away)
she pushes to meet and sets a date for after work
literally 10 mins before she cancels saying she’s stuck in office
hasn’t messaged since but I’m still unblocked
i just wanted to use her for sex bros
why are foids like this? in fairness she is a mentally ill anorexic self cutter
i went to leeds on a business trip last month and saw the most beautiful girl working at aldi there, she had a bit of an adam's apple but that's okay by me
;-)
probably was genuinely stuck at work and she'll reschedule for a bang sesh
t. naive goon
drake a fuck nigga
cell bed pal
or
placed bell
am i peng?
Good morning lads. What's the plan for today?
maybe I should start reading romance novels
she wasnt at work
she was drinking with her pals
and they texted to laugh at how gullible and horny you are
a wallow in self-pity i should think
was just saying this down the pub
work out, breakfast, shower, shave, guardian cryptic crossword, watch Alfred Hitchcock hour, take 3 Valium, fall asleep all afternoon, wake up, read, then either practise yugioh or paint my model plane a bit more maybe then watch a film before bed
What did you think of Leeds?
oblivion toil
might watch the footy later
you can't eat only one meal a day and then take a load of drugs and pass out that's what I do that's my thing
I can't live, if living is without you
i preferred my hometown of detroit
mate I'm trying to eat cornflakes here
wut plane
sloppily shagging a piping hot woolies family size lasagne and going YEEEEOWCH as my bellend boils alive
sorry message deleted
Bristol Beaufighter Mk VI Strike
I love my God Jesus Christ, I love /brit/ and what more can I say
kino plane that, you going for desert camo?
what do you even gain from this shit anymore mate
how fucked in the head must one be to even remotely enjoy doing this
its not even 8:30am on a fucking sunday morning
got band practice. shall be on the cans.
yes but I’m not super skilled at camo painting like that so will be difficult. would be easier if I had an airbrush but I might buy myself one for my bday later in the year
cleanse your yt algorithm
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
it's not about enjoyment, he has severe OCD and/or mental illness
Are you hungry anon? I’m worn out from playing pickleball all morning and am in need of a poo, so open wide, it’s lunch time.
third poo of the morning, not on
cheesecake for breakfast
What didn't you like?
why are you under the impression that obsessive compulsive disorder isn't considered a "mental illness"?
why's my face under your mums arse
because you're a walking talking living breathing toilet bowl of a person? idk
wanking my fucking cock in half
saucy bitch
i had never been to leeds you knucklehead
might treat myself to a long comfy poo
buon apetito
wanking my now-halved cock into quarters
I can see where this is going
mad how women are just big spongey cushions for out willies to hang out in but they're still taught ntot o think of themselves as objects. they're dolls , literally everything about them is designed to arouse our cocks
rorke tinder bio
hear hear
queer queer in your case lol
You can filter him by adding this to your uBlock Origin filters
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anyone else notice all atheists have mental health issues and drug addictions?
Nordicism is the truth. Aryan beauty is the pinnacle of human physiognomy.
grow up mate
David Gilmour from Pink Floyd is an atheist, and he's very successful
idgaf bout dem skinny hoes give me my twerking chocolate queens
And all die-hard catholics and orthodoxboos are poorly closeted homosexuals
Thinking about female flatulence again lads.
Lol
grow up
really want to eat out a womans sweaty armpit like a vagina
yeah
grow up
x
mad how people in croatia are like 'so there's this guy in england called rorke right..'
I'll fucking kill you
*grows up*
now what
Time for a coffee lads
I have always been Irish.
washed the clothes
vacuumed the house
washed the dishes
had a coffee
had a shower
Feels good to have your life in order. And I have the love of Christ in my soul.
What type
all I've done in the past 3 hours is get out of bed and do a poo
Neither Christ nor the soul exist
Fucks sake
thanks lad, I've also filtered that meddlesome egyptian
errr yeah im really going to listen to what the aussie abbo freak has to say
autistic virgin experiences normal human behaviour for the first time this week - instantly feels the need to brag about it on /brit/. Many such cases!
maybe
done him up like a kipper
ALWAYS WAS
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Birds swooning over the bloke in A Clockwork Orange that just breaks into people's houses and assaults innocent people
Really activates the almonds
It would be like this
?
I could fix him
just unfiltered Egypt, he's still posting on here? whats going on there
*gooning
Neither Christ nor the soul exist
kfc ;)
Instant coffee because I'm a lazy cunt
i tell ya i dont get no respect
just the other day in /brit/ a fella tells me to grow up - like i ain't fat enough!
alone
God doesn't exist
LOL
opps
Gone over to concentrate and I'm not coming back
The coffee itself is loads better and cleaning up is that much easier if you spill some of it
maxwell house international cafe is the best coffee of all time
Nuke the Three Gorges Dam
grow up posting is like a secret nuclear weapon only to be used sparingly when it calls for it. whenever the thread gets too /britfeel/ish or one too many spastics with delayed adulthood posting, a quick and swift grow up is like a katana to the skull
What's true?
grow up
funny when people say x is the best of all time and they've only ever tried x, the bottom of the barrel of whatever category of things they're talking about
x
God doesn't exist
7 loops. No Moustache.
Old mate's never had Nescafe Blend 43
god doesn't exist, regardless of how many fedora pics you have saved
A lot of those people still tried it as Twitter though
How to get out of it?
things have changed pal, it's religious people who now wear the fedoras
u r cuckoo for coco pops lmao
grow. up!
watching football
grow up
watching anime
grow up
watching porn
grow up
playing video games
grow up
crying you dont have a gf
grow up
posting wojaks and little Anon Babble cartoons
grow up
cyling
grow up
being an atheist
grow up
posting nonsensical arrangements of words on /brit/ to fit in or talking about your toilet experiences
grow up
constantly talking about sex
grow up
at least 37% of our nations entire gdp is dependent on it alone
spamming/flooding
ok
mad how all atheists are insufferable asocial freaks
lil atheist bro bouncing up and down on his computer chair shouting gods not real!! gods not real!! L!!! cringe!!!
son of a bitch
being a theist
grow up
god doesn't exist, regardless of how many fedora pics you have saved
thanks
God is real.
Harrowingly depressed, lads.
*Sends an atomic missile careening into the Gympie Nestle factory complex, paralysing Australia's, and in turn, the West's entire industrial complex*
noticed whenever you see suicidal sadposting on here and you bring up God, suddenly the posts stop and the atheists come out. coincidence?
if you've ever so much as thought about arguing over religion in /brit/ you're never gonna make it
From this point why tf am I here rorke?
richard dawkins
I prefer Children With Cancer by Random Chance
cycling
this one feels out of place. you obese by any chance?
Dunno mate, that Diego seems like a well-adjusted individual
See you in prison.
you must have posted this exact bait genuinely 20+ times at this point you fucking freak please get a life
yeah..
You're not proving the existence of God are you
Suck this Jewish dick. The world LOVES Israel despite the Iranian social media machine pumping out terror lies.
I got knocked hard huh
so you'll all be out at church this morning then? oh no?
didnt realise i didnt at you