LOVELY FUCKING NEW AND IMPROVED edish
/brit/
poo smells lmao
first for me :)
wanked to some anime earlier
essex edish
Super Mario 64 lofi 10 hours
Saul Rorkeman
arrghhhhhhhh fuck you fuck you fuck you
friday night wahey
Galatians 5:1 states, "It is for freedom that Christ has set us free. Stand firm, therefore, and do not submit again to a yoke of slavery.".
You are free, you are forgiven. Anything else is a lie. You are made clean by the blood of Christ.
is cansfag just another 190 personality
Rorke's dead gerbil
cold fusion
achievable or BOLLOCKS?
rorke a battys man
Hot
Manchester United are 16th and nobody really sees any issues with this
come with us now on a journey through time and space
I have an issue with it. An issue that they aren't getting relegated this year because of a dismal performance from this seasons bottom three.
fundamentally a small time club
liverpool would never
i mean i used to watch this stoned off my nut at 3am at uni with the then-gf and now i think it was genuinely just designed for that
RorkeDonalds
KFRorke
Burger Rorke
Rorke Hut
Rorke's
nth for the holodem
anon thats an arse and bollocks
yes
but not economical, if it could be done we would have unlimited power generation at great cost to the producers rather than the current situation where limited (therefore high price and more profit) energy is produced at lower cost
No contact gang
laffing my ass offf!!
files.catbox.moe
If Real Madrid were 16th there would be riots on the streets and questions asked in the Spanish parliament, Man United fans sing their manager's name endlessly and look forward to next season
850 pounds on gacha
i refuse to believe that even sacked tranny is that fucking stupid
catbergs on mad ones
prem and europe let us down, letting those couple turds stay afloat
man u aren't real madrid
for me it's phase connect
still like hololive however
do any of you lads have tattoos
Better Call Rorke
Spongerorke square pants
Rorke Bean Movie
Spider rorke
The Incredible Rorke
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Hahaha love bro. Freedom x
another scene to add to my nightmares, thanks mate
nah i dont have a double digit iq
No. Got a triple digit IQ, you see
Cause Spaniards are brown
No I'm a cleanskin
send me some steam credit cody bro i need the new gacha game from sony
no but I would like to get a few
the correct way to consume gacha is to wank to the characters
i have six tattoos as follows:
L O V E on my left knuckles
my ex's name on my right wrist
this very gay vine thing creeping up my left thigh
my dad's initials over my heart
this abstract pattern on my left arm
a chicken just above my bum which was a "joke"
nonce
Good tattoos look nice but let's be honest 98% of them are complete slop
You'll sound crazy talking about God to normies but yeah don't let them grind you down. Prayer is power
and where oh where is the clock on your right forearm?
panko lad?
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choon X
there are two known paedophiles here, one an arsenal fan, another a liverpool fan - who spend all day here talking about vtubers, football, and ewhores
the absolute state of modern day /brit/
Rorke mania
What was God's warning to Cain?
Have you ever felt that overwhelming desire within you to let sin master over you? We make decisions according to how we think, feel and want. So, at times, we find ourselves struggling with anger, bitterness and hatred leading us into areas of temptation.
yh...
pay no mind, pay no mind
WELL PISSED FATHER
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You made explicit references to the length of their skirts and bareness
of their legs, while also expressing an almost primal desire to receive anal stimulation while simultaneously delivering penetrative blows to their, and I quote the exact words uttered by yourself during cross examination, ‘tiny little hairless pussies’
Not illegal though is it judge
One of the apostles said they understood it for themselves, and whilst they had no desire or inclination to sin. They accepted they still would in their lives anyway. For man is fallen, and no man can stack against Jesus Christ. Essentially, it's all been solved for us anyhow and we need not worry about it. Seriously
'kin state of this neek
Hiya platoon, mumberg got angry at me today :/. Said I'm a big man baby and that she'll have me on the streets this time next year if I have no job. Hopefully I get accepted to teach 4 year old Vietnamese girls english language.
bent if you wouldn't, your honour
those were the days
How could you rorke?
me in the very back row of the spectators: ᵘᵐ
Some lovely big tits there
your honour! I was merely pretending to be a humongous paedophile for several consecutive years. It was a simple "gimmick" m'lud.
*lights a cigarette*
right then lads, the pakis. what do we do there
scfejagvvklj
the prosecutor is a schizo, I'm innocent
Might go down the Palestine march and tell all the cute leftypol lasses how much I hate Israel haha
goodnight lads going to get tucked up in bed
sadly alone still, so won't be nestling my face into my non-existent gay bf's chest while he holds me tight but oh well
Feel like I want to sleep now but know as soon as I get into bed I'll be wide awake unable to sleep
for me it's treating other people like people
Would you tongue Dua Lipa's arsehole?
u sound like jacob jones lol
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more of a shiina fan myself
Can't say but it will work itself out in the coming time
I'd curl my fingers in your hair and gently kiss your hair if I was there lad
Singing the Irish national anthem
ew no! i would never!
explain how thats better than a nice pair of breasts
you cant
breeders 1 - 0 benders
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Negative thoughts are always just negative thoughts. Let evil destroy itself x
take that leftypol you woke cunt
breasts don't make you feel protected
Need women banned
they should stop using the wigs
its been long enough
Do you think they ever see Rupert Lowe in the house of commons and feel a bit awkward about it all?
looks fucking dire
/brit/ is not a place of Germanic pragmatism
It is a place of native Celtic whimsy and wit
"it states here that you mentioned gay porn 273 times in one afternoon? is that correct?"
*mihai's urn visibly starts shaking in the witness stand*
Would crawl through broken glass to tongue the arsehole of an incontinent Paki taxi driver who once saw her through the window of the local B&M Bargains
see him?
they sit like 5 feet away from him
Breaking: Moody’s Ratings Service is downgrading the U.S.’s credit, citing increased government debt over the past decade and rising interest payments.
still?
reckon they stick "kick me" signs onto his back
when did righties become such a parody of themselves i swear it werent like this back in my day when we had proper binmen
screamgig
Every single football game taking place in England today (Saturday)
mental. MENTAL.
It's not right.
cody messaging me on discord on why this is totally a good thing dude
*cycles into the thread*
"Dear God, Create in me a clean heart, amen."
Forgiven
I thought "she" had a bulge
blud is talking in cryptic bible verses fr
bruh
Lee Anderson has a particular reputation for this type of stuff
I don't know if it's trolling or if he has a screw loose
Perhaps a mix of both
paragay
I see, subbed to her yesterday but never her watched yet
Was going to early life Moody's but the CEO 'Rob Fauber' doesn't have a Wikipedia page, highly bizarre
this is just the boomer sense of humour.
*gets an economy class flight into /brit/*
looking forward to my wank soon x
trannies smell of faeces.
everyone knew this.
but its still funny to keep the knowledge spreading.
i guess being a troon is closer to becoming ethnically Indian than a woman
Not even a Full English
spitfireslop, as i call these posts
im eating breakfast!
im doing a heckin politics!
the goyim get goofier EVERY DAY
she is unironically wife material
The Woke Mod
Fish and chips? Jewish invention.
this was a nepal flight if im not wrong
so... er... what happened here?
what does the circle on that flag represent?
I've never seen that version of it in my city
plane blew up
due to woke
may as well call water the creation of Free Masons while at it
Pork bap? erm... invented in the middle east about 8000 years ago, lad.
out of phase i only like this fucking fox
Oh, you're a Woke
I seriously doubt muslims were eating pork baps
dont think islam existed 8000 years ago mate they was worshipping baal an shiet
english literature?
nah mate the chinkies done writing before you
Everything good about Britain? Invented by foreigners.
Everything bad about Britain? Entirely the fault of white British people.
MADTING!!
This paki pizza is really moreish
rorke, mate, I think you'll find baked beans are an entirely central american invention. ergo, you must turn a blind eye to grooming gangs. or else you're a hypocrite or something
only the cissys
transfolk had nuttin to do wit all dat
leftypol unironically believes this
We should play cricket instead of baseball dur dur dur
What's the fucking point base all is cooler
rorke's petite pink hole
I'll give her a listen
if yankistan embraced cricket, it could unironically become the biggest sport in the world
It's already #2 thanks to the populations of India, Pakistan and Bangladesh
If you had the most culturally influential nation on earth appended to that it'd surpass soccerball in no time
Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself!
The Parable of the Lost Son
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Basketball was invented in England
for me it's lumi
only pakis and tarqs like cricket, its not even the most popular sport here
thoughts?
I hear it's big in Australia too, they even have their own Aussie league videogames
married to an onlyfans whore and films her having sex with other men
Why would any man do this?
three new cats on the block. always in my garden. they're cautious and stare but keep their distance. just want them to become familiar and friendly and let me stroke them. it will happen in time...
Reminder that Sarah Ponchin hosted drag queen story hours and campaigned for refugees to be settled in her ward before she suddenly decided she was a le based right-winger the whole time
never said it was you WASTEMAN
But when the 1st, 5th and 8th most populous nations are obsessed with it, it makes it a huge sport by default.
only 15% of SHITAIN lives in rural areas
are you one of them lads?
not really since all those countries are irrelevant
all politicians are career politcians who don't believe anything and do what they think will keep them in their job or do as they're being told by people threatening to make them lose their jobs. that's it. every single one of them and I mean EVERY single one of them. even ones you think are evil masterminds with agendas are actually fuckwits listening to someone else.
doesnt matter how many people those countries have, it doesnt have global appeal and never will
aye
the Labour lass did the exact same thing thoughever
all refugees welcome pre-nomination, then get the fuckers out of our hotel when campaigning
these cunts have 0 principles
One billion white British people living in futuristic megacities linked by high-speed rail
The future is Come and See + Threads except instead of a titanic battle of ideologies for the future of the minecraft it will be because Russia hacked the USA's WillyCoin wallet or something equally stupid.
grim
need the population reduced pronto
plotting a poo
A dream too good to ever come true
I only saw Revenge of the Sith once, when I was 11, 20 years ago. It was alright, I guess, but I never really felt the need to watch it since. I saw Attack of the Clones sometime before that, but the only thing I enjoyed from it were the swordfights near the end. Everything else sucked. As for The Phantom Menace, that was the only prequel movie I genuinely enjoyed as a kid, but around 15 years ago, I tried to rewatch it (I wanted to introduce my cousin to SW) but we stopped it after 40 minutes because it was so dull and boring. My point is that even my 10-something self managed to realise these movies are not good, yet many 20-40+ years old adults keep saying how great these are. I don't get it.
What the hellyonce
favourite thing about a parliamentry system is how this is a commonly held belief across the spectrum
very little room for idol worship (excluding some corbyn and farage fanboys)
Meanwhile in America they jump at the chance to worship the next person to lead their party. VERY grim. Cannot fathom anything worse than a Presidential system.
Well you see baseball is cooler because nothing beats eating hot dogs and drinking a beer
Jamie Redknapp is peng
Harry Redknapp looks like Droopy the Dog
How fit must Sandra Redknapp have been
I simply don't care. You won. You killed Communism and destroyed the unions. Have fun in the world you've created, superstar genuises.
poo
Everyone always goes on about how good the Star Wars prequels were
Why is it Ericka XD?
right im screaming at this
Harry didn't look that bad, reckon he just fell for the ciggies, booze, junk food, limited exercise, never wearing suncream meme like all 50-70 year old britons did
they really like chairs
get the common sense fish and chips ordered
Don't turn this into an antisemitic thing because that's not what I'm trying to do, but why do Israeli posters on Anon Babble talk like wiggers? They all use ebonics.
is it really transfer deadline day if it doesn't have Harry Redknapp giving an interview from his ranger rover talking about signing niko kranjcar?
mad how there's people still advocating for communism and fascism in the modern day
the other day in this very general posters were talking about 'underrated' they were
vgh, take me back
there's so many people who like them ironically that they're almost coming around to being overrated
does it count as losing my virginity if a lad from grindr pissed on me
kin ell this shite is stinking
no, no it doesn't
Fascism demonstrably works though.
XD
gas planets are such a scam
theyd just evaporate into space
if you cant stand on it then its not a real planet is it
Oxymoron
No-one is advocating for Communism. You've won. Again, enjoy the world you've created, I'm sure we all have a lovely future ahead of us.
take a day off egyptlad x
Bedtime then is it
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
every instance of fascism has been a horrific failure
Just coomed to an Asian tranny
why has brit ignored me
eating a poo
Cocks
oooh who was it?
The Frankfurt School did this thing where literally everything that exists is fascism.
A dining room table is fascism because it represents the patriarchal family unit of the white European with the man at the head of the table.
A car door is fascism because, actually I don't even remember the reason for that one but you get the idea.
I'm not joking either. They actually were that insane.
should probably learn how to drive one of these days
nigga heil himmler
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Because most of them are just Americans who claim Israel is their ancestral land based on the Bible, which they don't even believe in.
XD
Magnon
Emilybuniets
China seems to be doing very well under fascism
Bellend itching cause of all the smegma on it
only because the jews won't allow it
Some people say that China is becoming the ultimate superpower and other people say that China is falling apart and it won't last another two weeks.
Who even knows anymore man
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Love is the Law x
my social skills improved when I started leaning more into a working class accent and behaviour
I've since figured that having an upper middle class background but picking up working class mannerisms from growing up around scummy mongs actually turns out to be very socially advantageous. You seem more confident and people don't think you're as soft.
He was in a car crash that messed his face/sight up
This Uk have problem ooooo
Yeah that's great man that's really great and terrific
No confusion
life is like a penis, it can go up and down but it can't stay hard forever
I have very bad thoughts, man.
why did the mobster get a phd so easily?
because he was a wise guy
What is o algo
Why does everyone in outer int say o algo
I think it's based.
outer int sucks ass man it's better to not even pay attention to it
i dont post on outer int you see
You know what it makes sense to me whatsoever.
"From my perspective the Jedi are evil" honestly doesn't even get memed enough. Truly absurdly poor writing.
from my perspective the jews are evil
watching my youtube comfort lesbian before bed
Er
kids show has poor writing
shocking
There weren't any Jews in Star Wars.
Hit and run.
(((((((((the trade federation guild)))))))))))))
There weren't any Jews in Star Wars.
you reckon
Nice.
Darth Vader killed him in the comics.
what did lucas mean by this
If God is all you have, then you have everything.
corr spaff
Can you just tell me what this is? Like please just tell me, I don't want to play these games.
Mechanic
Sweat
what about a million pounds
Puke
money is the root of all evil im afraid. Let God be God and He will do the rest. Amen
I miss him
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It doesn't make any sense
sup
yyeah
Hop in
got a poo in my panties
Why do you say random nonsense? Do you not understand how words work? Do you still think in Egyptian heiroglyphs?
The heat
I will beat the air.
mr beast
mr nonce
Diligence.
Give me my fucking sword!!!
This is too hard
I want my eyes
Sky
I am about to blow up
we was a bit too blue collar to be a jew
Flip the Kebab
It started in the fucking Balkans.
Why?
my comfort youtube lesbian is that history girl