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Liara and Shepard edition

indians smell like body odour daily.

did he breed that thing?

Tali thread
Tali board
Tali website

did you guys know Mass Effect is CANADIAN?

find God and realize that Jesus is the one and true messiah

get a really good job opportunity the following week

atheists fail to explain this

Always funny when Shepard says "tell me more aboot that" haha

and bioshock is australian or something

Robbing a train is not riding up to it on a horse and stealing grandmas purse from every seat. It’s stopping the vehicle and attaching the containers to your own set of shipment trucks and driving it back to your base to supply your army. I could probably do something like that. It’s hard to find an army these days though, they were pretty good with teaching us that we can’t have anything and if we disagree our only option is suicide.

that's why it's so gay

the point about instinct and fasting still stands, only humans will fast past the point where it negatively affects their physical health

OFFICIAL MASS EFFECT LOVE INTREST FOR MALE SHEP
1. Liara
2. Tali
3. Miranda
4. Jack
5. Ashley
6. Yeoman Kelly
7. Shiara
8. Diane allers
9. Samara
10. Mornith (will literally die if you have sex with her)

got her team killed on Haestrom

There are probably laws against showing train robbing on TV. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it before. They rob trains on TV lots of times but it’s always to steal some high tech military gadget, it’s never depicting a proper train robbery. That’s done to literally keep train robbing a secret lol. That’s so fucking funny, I discovered something. You can actually steal like $500 million bucks by robbing one of those fucking trains, it’s a hard job though.

why not give you some (You)'s? if you're that desperate for attention you'd make up stories like this, you probably have a very sad life IRL. least I can do is make you feel a bit better giving you some attention. doesn't mean I'm going to buy into your charade, but at least you get to interact with someone.

sort of like how Jason comes here to get bullied constantly. his actual life sucks so badly he'll happily take the ribbing we throw at him all day, the only attention he gets IRL is when his mother gives him a dirty look or one his mother's suitors punches him in the back of the head for being a weeb twink.

I really like my cat a whole lot. He's my favorite pal. I still like dogs a lot too, but I've gained a huge appreciation for cats which I didn't have before.

weird to think that some of us are chatting with each other in /cum/ but also chatting with each other in the destiny stream chat and we don't even know it

Crazy car
To lead me nowhere, lead me nowhere
Actually
It's made for that, made for that

I have never seen you cry
But right now, baby, why-oh-why?
Take my hand and be my woman
Just for a day

Crazy car
To lead me nowhere, lead me nowhere
Actually
It's made for that, made for that
Crazy car
Crazy car
Crazy car

one of the earliest films is about a train robbery
youtube.com/watch?v=cT6Pz9t89Lk

thinking about the time I saw Cloverfield with my parents and stopping at the video store on the way home to rent Mass Effect.

you should have to pick one or the other

Remember playing it when it first came out but I couldn't get past the first mission so I just stopped playing it and only later got back into it when the 3rd game came out

reminded me of the time I went to Blockbuster to rent N64 games, we got Excitebike64 for my pizza party sleepover and shit was sick. the guy who cashed us out looked like Jimbo from the Simpsons and gave us all free Mike & Ikes because he was a rad dude.

Thats a passenger train. I just went over that in the last thread. Robbing grandmas purse from a passenger train is worth fuck all. A real train robbery is stealing its supplies from the containers. They aren’t allowed to make movies about that, because they don’t want us getting any ideas. So they actually have a TV department that uses lies in film to brainwash us. Robbing a passenger train was made by them, it’s done to confuse your perception of what it means to rob a train. Because train robberies is one of their weakest points, they have to drive so fucking far lol they can’t possibly defend every place. It’s a very weak system. And they’re carrying so much money. Probably one of earths weakest systems is the movement of its supplies.

Got my new car. Gotta get an ignition interlock installed for like a year and I'm good to go.

OFFICAL MASS EFFECT LOVE INTEREST RANKINGS FOR FEMSHEP:
1. Garrus
2. Liara
3. Thane
4. Kaiden
5. Traynor
5. Jacob

Our vidya was really top-notch at one point but seems to have declined significantly. KOTOR was a LEAF production as well.

I have Mass Effect Andromeda for XboxOne, bought it for $5 in a giant dump bin at Gamestop. Played it a bit, mechanics were kindy janky for moving and combat. Spent maybe 10 hours on it, is it worth picking up again or should I never touch it again?

Samara's milk mounds are superior to Jack who would sleep with almost anybody.

SAY HIS NAME

hello

he tried to save us...

Umm...! The Sikh parade did NOT give out candy. Wtf why even have a parade. The Polish parade a couple of weeks ago gave candies to spectators! Send them back wtf! Went for nothing.

POLES IN
PAKIS OUT

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

schizojeet having another episode

I literally worked on Mass Effect 3 at the Edmonton studio

just orgasmed

Lol these are two of their word based system defensive modules which they’ve taught you to repeat using peer pressure. They’ve taught your brain to receive a hit of dopamine when you write it. You’ve done two things in your post, you brought up race, and you brought up mental illness. And, you did this totally for no reason. It’s actually called gaslighting. And it protects the corrupt system by hiding what’s happening using lies. They also turn everything sexual, the only thing missing from your post was calling me incel too.

This post appears to be an automated spambot

Would San Antonio be worth visiting?

what did you do

i should get some nunchucks or one of those chinese knives that spin around

Talking to AI feels to silly for me to take it seriously so I will never have an AI gf

How did you make the multi-player so good?

isn't that where the alamo is?

which dev had the nastiest rubbish bin?

If you like big ol women

(and the Alamo)

3D modeling

New Sig Sauer US military sidearm and widely used police service weapon goes off without warning due to defective design.

The fact that Sig suddenly started winning every contract after a Cohen became CEO isn't a coincidence. We're dealing with Yeltsin era levels of corruption in the US government and military. Making faulty products that injure people is just the tip of the iceberg.

Got a random Snap from a chick this morning.

Hi

(Me) Hello who's this

A friend

Do I know you?

Am in San Diego

reply with, "fuck you jeet" and instablock

All in a day's work.

I had no part in that
Preston

Did you do the model for liaras naked body?

Finger my ass

I woke up at noon and listened to the canadian hyperpop recs from last night. They were very woman-like but catchy.

i feel like music sounds better with (You)

Specifically modelling? No rigging/texturing/whatever?
What did you model, characters or other things?

Nope. Only environment/props

that’s when i gave my cousin head gave my cousin head i gave my cousin heeeaaaadd

What was Casey Hudson like? He seems like he would be a nice guy in person

the shitty new 6.8 rifle is another flop, pigfat gun with little advantage in real world scenarios, a role that was already filled with 7.62NATO or .338 rifles

it's always just a money laundering scheme anyways. literally had to equip the new rifles with digital computerized scopes that are effectively aimbots because the fat goblino mexicans couldn't hold the heavy guns steady or do the necessary BDC in their head

Well, yeah I was texturing too but not rigging.

I love that webm.

yes bro gay and insincere

They won the Canadian Armed Forces contract to be the official handgun despite the gun literally going off accidentally during both safety demonstrations and training for it's adoption to our special forces lol

He is really nice. I'm a quiet sperg but he always was asking how my day was even when other coworkers didn't talk to me very much. He was gassing everyone up.

when you reply to scammers they put your number on a list and sell it to othe4 scammers

It's alright, if you're planning to see the Alamo it's much smaller than it's made out to be, there are other missions in San Antonio that are equally to more worth seeing though since they're not swamped with tourists 24/7 (Mission Concepcion mainly), the riverwalk is okay there's a cool tiki bar on it but it's best to go midweek during the weekend it's all just annoyingly crowded, the art museum is probably one of the best in Texas though better than the Dallas one (when there's not an event going on)

I don't get scam calls no more since I fuck wit em so hard.

I have never tried to comfort a woman and I don't care enough about them to ask them about their feelings

Which specific props/environments did you model?
My favorite prop in the game would have to be those things you have to shoot to release the rachni queen

bout to get my goon on

that one anon got called out for his jeeta bus-stop story but this guy is literally doing the "i worked for nintendo" bit

Canadian special forces

LOL

everyone in leafland knows an EA employee

he seems to enjoy his existence despite the obvious shortcomings, possibly he is too simple to realize what a mess he has become.

yeah this general is always like

you have a story with a WOMAN? Fake and gay bs

you were CEO at Apple? Tell me more!

Where is he from?

hyperborea

SF or SOF?

one is infinitely more plausible than the other, /cum/ is terminally incel but only partially unemployable. there's people here makin 6 figs and people who are 30, read anime all day, subsist on chicken nuggies and tater tots, and jerk off to shota (Jason)

But it's literally not a made up story. Like swearing to god it wasn't. I really did get approached randomly, she really did give me her number, and my phone actually did fall and break literally before I even made it home. It was nearly a decade ago in 2016

My job makes me want to eat a bullet. I am seriously genuinely not qualified for it at all.

I am LITERALLY Steve Wozniak
No, I will not post my face, you can just Google my name to see it.

where are the sexicans?

His poloshirt says that he's from California.

American doesn't know JTF2 was the most respected foreign unit for American commanders and even got a United States Presidential Unit Citation

Not very /cum/like spirit

this is what i imagine san antonio looks like

Imagine your job is educating people on something you have no knowledge of and never did before. Like imagine being a fitness instructor but you never exercised in your life. Or teaching people how to repair cars but you never so much as changed a flat tire and only used tools a handful of times in your life. If you imagine the absurdity of a situation like that, then you have a very good idea what my actual job is like day to day. I want to eat a bullet.

he knows he's just trolling

but that was the original JTF2. the nu-JTF2 is pozzed as fuck, they had a purge during the COOF and forced out anyone who refused to get quadrajabbed and b00sted. picrel is your new CAF bro.

Free south Brazil, free Alberta, annex it to the United States. White pride worldwide.

i fucking deserve an aryan germanic girlfriend i am fucking icelandic from iceland

LOL

my stepmom looks at me in disgust when i try to eat some of the food she cooked

who cares do you operate a nuclear power plant or what. i spend all my time at work fucking off doing literally nothing nobody cares about your job performance grow up

Dreams, memories, the sacred – they are all alike in that they are beyond our grasp. Once we are even marginally separated from what we can touch, the object is sanctified; it acquires the beauty of the unattainable, the quality of the miraculous.

WHERE'S ICELAND???????????

Calm down, brown boy!

we need another major war to distract everyone and siphon off money to the MIC. I have a sneaking suspicion it might involve Israel though, could get VERY spicy.

yeah they literally did a soviet style leadership purge of the RCMP, CSIS and CAF. We don't live in a real country so this is perfectly fine to the media and politicians thoughever.

business idea: range ban brazil

is cs and applied math a good degree or would you pair cs with bio or physics? what would you do if you wanted to maxxximize salaryring? thank you

I love Brazil

Before the Anon Babble ACCKKK I was rangebanned

we've always just been a puppet state for one group or another. it was Britain for a while, then it was Britain/USA, then just USA, and now it's a combination of Israel and China.

this is you

I'm fucking Germanic

you love this p*do >210664841 ?

Do you have step-siblings? Maybe she doesn't want to provide resources to the child of another woman.

better idea: rangeban california and jew york, fucking fuck!!!

you’re not making it out of the favelas carlos

nigga what kind of ye ye as haircut is that holy shit

Are Brazilians considered as Hispanic in the US?
Also, one drop rule. If you have some native American ancestors then you are NOT Germanic.

it's not him

We know absolutely next to nothing about JTF2 you dumb larper go back to your brownoid country immediately.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Are Brazilians considered as Hispanic in the US?

No. I live in the US. We're considered white and latino.

that's a picture of me when I was like 14

it's not him

it is me

We know absolutely next to nothing about JTF2

filthy stinking shitty brown indian hands typed this post. get out of my country jeet.

Are Brazilians considered as Hispanic in the US?

In Canada, all Brazilians are considered non-white legally. pic related would counted as non-white on the census if she wrote down Brazilian

Iraq had no WMDs, it was all a lie just to get oil

That's been the consensus for like 20 years. How do we know that assertion isn't itself a lie? How do we know they in fact didn't have any WMDs? Back during the original Gulf War the troops got exposed to a lot of bad stuff. The Bradley APCs the drove were powered by uranium, and the storehouses of chemical weapons they blew up probably had uranium in them as well. Who's to say Saddam hadn't stocked up on uranium and chemical weapons (and possibly biological weapons too) again between 1992 and 2003? Maybe they had full blown nukes and the Americans don't want the public to know that.

But don't worry. You took a 15 minute online course and now you're licensed. So officially you are qualified to help people with any and all auto repair issues. Except you just are good at taking tests but in reality you know maybe how to change an oil filter. And 8 hours a day 5 days a week people come to you asking for help diagnosing and repairing problems with their car. Oftentimes they want help with very complex and difficult problems. Very frequently you say something way off that keys them in that you have no idea what you're talking about. They lift the hood and say "take a look at the serpentine belt" and you point to the battery.

Just end my life senpai

just actually learn about cars then your life would be better

Just fuck yourself

I modeled most of the planet surfaces, also some weapons, various furniture and environmental debris, doors and floors, Prothean and Reaper tech, parts of Normandy-SR2. All over the place but I didn't make your favourite prop sorry :(

wait holy kek you're that retard that told me it's impossible for civilians to get CADPAT. did you visit a military surplus store yet?

I wouldn't care if I was just dealing with my employers. I have no problem BSing them. The problem is I deal with the actual general public and my incompetence has real consequences for whatever por sod ends up getting assigned to me.

Maybe you don't know anything about them, but there's tons of info out there at this point. They were kept secretive until shortly after we pulled out of Afghanistan and then tons of info flooded onto the internet. There's been interviews and stories in recent years too, Dallas Alexander shared a ton of info on the internal workings of the unit.

woman gets any amount of social media following

instantly makes an onlyfans

even as a coomer i feel like this happens too often

Are Brazilians considered as Hispanic in the US?

I always write in the forms white and latino

Weird that South Brazilians are consired non-white while migrants from MENA-countries are consired white.

quit melting down redditleaf there's more than 2 people on Anon Babble

youtu.be/lCUnsPvJMWg
youtu.be/lCUnsPvJMWg
youtu.be/lCUnsPvJMWg

ermmmm JTF2 is all pozzed demonrat liberal party mega vaxxoids blue hair antifa now cause that one guy made the media circuit for a week after leaving JTF2 over vax

It's literally you, do you know how stupid you are?
This is getting embarrassing annexsissy...

Are Jews white

we made it, bros

MENA-oids are all considered non-white too in Canada. Our government considers only Europeans and Anglo diaspora White for purposes of the census.

redditleaf is losing it kek

women are either actively being whores or opprotunistic "would-be" whores

Wow truly revolutionary news there

fucking hate when this happens

Can you get a trip or something?

brazilian attentionwhores spamming cum now

annexsissy please stop being the most embarrassing leaf flag on the 'hive

And what would they consider me to be if I'm also European?

nowadays it's weird if you see some whore with 100k followers and she DOESN'T have an onlyfans link

Holy shit you are seething, take your meds schizojeet

I've been supplementing 8000UIs of vitamin D3 for a year and I recently got a blood test. My number is 95. I think that's too much.

I would have liked this post if it was accompanied by pic rel

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE HER FACE IT COMFORTS ME
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES MEMORIES CUTS LIKE A KNIFE

I've been supplementing 8000UIs of vitamin D3 for a year and I recently got a blood test. My number is 95. I think that's too much.

How the fuck do you get vitamin D deficiency if you're white????????????

Was just going through old images and then I found some I took with my Google Nexus 4 back in the OLD days. I thought it was the hottest shit. Even woke up early so I can catch one as soon as they went on sale on their website.
Great little device but the images I thought looked sick asf back then are absolute dogshit nowadays!

BTW I made it all up

he's a schizo spammer

Anya Holger ist Weiße und eine Deutschen Mädchen aus Deutschland

By being a recluse hikkineet.
My number was 25 before supplementation.

same, i lie constantly about everything just to upset people

THERE ARE FAR WORSE THINGS AWAITING MAN THAN DEATH
COME TASTE WHAT I HAVE SEEN I'M SPREADING MY DISEASE

Depens on the type of Jew and the situation.

The annexsissy is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a jeet, a cuckold, an immigrant, a retard, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat.
But call him annexsissy and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "Please annex me daddy..."

stop replying to that pedo

I liked the american suburb photos he posted last night.

i wish brazilians had their own internet like the chinese. we dont have to endure their attentionwhoring and 80iq spam

My number is 95

What's the unit?

If you wrote Brazilian, you're counted as non-white (visible minority). If you wrote German or Italian let's say, White. If you wrote German and Brazilian, you're still a minority. But iirc if you wrote Brazilian, Italian, German you'd be White again lol

pedo

The age of consent in Europe is 14 YEARS OLD ASK THE GERMAN

I like 19-21 year old girls I'm 25

ng/mL, I think? It's the american unit, not the british nmol one.

cleaning my place award

it's from his college town

thank you

Also just remembered my creative zen. It was such a sexy little device really.
I put Rockbox on it and then bought a little headphone amp and GRADO headphones, felt like a total audiophile.

he won't, he cant' risk people filtering out his schizophrenic ramblings and wild accusations. the fact that he's dwelling on a random post someone made in February and brings it up completely out of nowhere tells you how batshit he is. if we're lucky he'll troon out soon and apply for MAID.

Do you think goatse guy is still married? He had a wedding ring

annexsissy post about

trannies

Going to play some cards soon. Lots of tables going this early, good sign.

youtu.be/pg1EiyU50hY

Neato. I have a Samsung P2 from mid 2000's that still works great, sound quality was amazing on those things. The equalizer had a "concert hall" mode with insane reverb and echo too, listening to Megadeth on the bus as a fat 15 year old who just wanted to be hardcore was quite the experience.

The Zen players had really beautiful displays too, the colours were super rich.

poker or a tcg?

hold em or blackjack

One thing about redditleaf is that his nicknames suck

seetheburger

annexsissy

Completely weak and ineffectual

maybe he's underage.

jagermeister

master hunter??????

poquito cabeza

I dont have non nude pics of becky or anya

grim times in high school. never again

i actually do enjoy watching him sperg out sometimes, he'll keep going ITT for a while even though he doesn't get any (You)'s. he might start samefagging too.
no that's just how the average 28 year old indian acts.

annexsissy? big Daily Wire and Matt Walsh fan if you can believe it
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1746256286974291.webm

Poker

Hold em (Texas)

not drinking allat

Are you still fat?

Hold em (Texas)

based, have fun

I had various iPods as a teen. The one I had the longest was a Classic 160gb 7th gen.

I always wanted an iPod.

No, I started running in my final year of uni and got into proper shape. I'm not in as great of shape now that I work a stressful job, at peak performance I was running 12km and benching 205lbs.
It's weird going back to old devices and firing them up, they are like time capsules that bring you right back to that exact state of being decades ago. Same thing with my MiniDisc player, it's loaded with Deftones, RATM, Rammstein, etc. and it's funny to see zoomies now listening to all my favourite jams from when I was a teenage edgelord.

*Er ist fett meine dicker freund

If you post below this line you spit on Muhammad and call him a false pedo prophet. You also deny Allah and admit you permanently reject the Shahada

_______________________________________

based

im catholic

I want to visit remote hokkaido some day, I should start studying japanese again

still have my shuffle. Lost my usb stick shuffle over a decade ago though. Never had one of the thicc boys

god doesn't exist
get over it.

2 days ago I made stew and last night I failed and made my signature chocolate frosting with peanuts again. I've just eaten the last bowl of stew and now I'm going to eat my desert. I had been succeeding very successfully at not eating added sugar until I went to the grocery store last week and saw the belgian chocolate bars were on sale. FUCK

(pic of the first bowl, with my fancy spoon (the spoon I eat all my food with))

had chikfila last night and 16 beers
my braps are exquisite today

I'm afraid my package is lost the website hasn't updated its location since yesterday and it's suppose to be here today

still have my shuffle

touch*

damn

Nicht deine Geschäft du dumme fotze. Essen eine schwanz.

im japanese on the inside

test

the spoon I eat all my food with

Imagine all the extra built up flavor

I miss the Icelandic anon. He is my favorite non-cumflag anon.

and you didnt invite ME????

based. redditleaf schizojeet getting BTFO ITT

Quizzes are quizzical, then what are fucking tests?????????

I am literally going to fucking die

stop replying to him, you dullard

I am literally never going to fucking die

two separate attentionwhore flags plus the macaco using the us flag

kek this place is as good as dead. i shouldve stayed away.

Ich mag ihn auch sehr. Wo ist Island? Weißt du?

I am God here

guy says Israel shouldn't exist

goes on to say it basically doesn't exist

other guy agrees with him

And this upsets you, does it?

I bought it recently. It's 55 grams of sterling silver. I figured since I only need one spoon, I might as well have a fancy one.

And yesterday I damaged it. Haven't even owned it for a week and I've already fucked it up. The ceramic bowl slipped out of my hands while I was washing it and landed on my spoon. Now it has a very visible mark.

*gives you internal hemoragging of the testicals*

Wut does it mean when jannies delete your thread but don't ban you

210666075

Stop talking in German or I want reply to you again!

It's just a signal that they're watching.

warum???????

theyre tsundere like that

Shame on you

ban incoming, they're just trying to decide how badly they should beat you.

*rapes you then hugs you* sorry about that :

It's a working spoon. Scars are part of the profession.

It was this btw Pretty funny doe

Oh no

shitty quality but not ban worthy

guk

ban incoming
the only slurs i've ever been banned for were "gook" and "shitalian"

jannies can delete your posts but only mods can ban you, you will probably still get a ban as soon as a mod looks at it

no way! you know so much!

Woke up with a sun burn award

How to ban evade? (theoretically & hypothetically of course)

He isn't me by the way. He's a /brit/ poster using a BR vpn, notice how he can't speak a lick of portuguese.

wypipo cant handle they spice-ACK!!

lukr moar kiddo

He says Israel shouldn't receive American money, which is the most tame "criticism" you can have against Israel in the current year when it's already a functioning nuclear armed state. The most limp-wristed view of Israel because he knows full well the Israel lobby isn't going away and his President is the biggest shabbos goy who ever lived in the White House, and when the JQ is brought up?

"Uh... no? are you nuts?!? my king is a jew!"

bitchute.com/video/7dkNqTOR3QqL/

are you implying that people need to use vpns to make brazilians look bad?

I'm technologically illiterate pls

stop replying to goshpedo

No. I'm simply stating I'm pretty sure he isn't Brazilian.

Is he the white American sex tourist guy in Mexico? Is that him?

i always bully goshy away and keep this gen free from him. youre welcome btw.

no

Hate tomato juice

its a retarded pedophile with the mex flag. he usually spams xitter crap. its one spammer this general has alwyas had almost since its inception.

stop replying to the brazilian pedo

redditleaf melting down about Israel again

heh, yep classic /cum/.

Love pineapple juice me

canadians be like
"this fruit too spicy"

I like pomegranate/cranberry juice

Jannies CANT ban you. All they can do is delete your thread and request mods to ban you. So basically you may or may not have a 3 day trip to the gulag incoming, depending on which mod reviews it and what they feel like at that time.

I'm surprised I didn't get b& yesterday. Some anon asked where to find the video of that Mexican instathot who got killed while livestreaming and I gave him a link to gore website. Got deleted by Janny but surprisingly still no ban. Maybe it's just delayed.

mfw

What about Mango

Mango is good

What am I supposed to think annexsissy? The guy is one of Ben Shapiro's paid Daily Wire goons who would never think of harming a single strand of hair from a Jew's curls.
He talks about yoga and video games being a literal satanic psyop more than he does about Jews raping and pillaging his country.

Oh okay
You can get banned for NSFW links? Did not know that

What about cherry

It isn't really worth the hassle. You'd need to clear your cookies from Anon Babble and also change Ip address. If you use a mobile data plan to access just clear your cookies. But if you use your actual home internet it seriously isn't worth the hassle of getting a new IP just to avoid a Anon Babble ban. Especially true with the new time limit before first time posting or making a thread.

everyone has a static IP these days, anyway

Real cherry juice is a bit strong

my kit

new time limit before first time posting

You can't wait 2 minutes?

Jannies? HATE THEM.

Maybe you are just a little weak

You're not cute

I have home internet and a phone data plan so I should be good then
Forgot I can just connect to my hotspot

Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms

That's what you think

ayo dis nigga eatin worms

An old lady and her husband laughed at me when I was laying on the ground wresting today

I want to be one of those guys that carries a big wad of cash
Should i invest in a nice money clip in hopes that it will bring fortune my way?

wresting

I'd laugh at you too

everyone has a static IP these days

I always get a new IP when I restart my router.

*gives you a hug*

Shut up its my phone autocorrecting jeez

phoneposting

I'd probably stomp on you too

You won't have a leg after that

After it gets caught int the bottomless chasm of your anus?

made my bed award

all my niggas hate toronto

just clear cookies and unplug/replug your router, it's not a hassle at all

They delete threads all the time without banning, like when too many /cum/ threads are up at once. If anything they only ban you when it's clearly against the rules or you made them butthurt (jeet banter)

Did the j-man die? Haven't seen any unhinged posts from him today

You guys gave me a dnd campaign idea
I'm going to have an evil wizard transmute one of my players anuses to a type 4 bag of holding

I honestly thought that Jason was just doing an elaborate bit until he started posting about going to a university to hang out and take creepshots, did anyone ever report him to campus security?

Jason said he won't be posting till autumn

seems to be absent recently, not sure if here less or the mods ACKKKed him for something

I have a campaign idea for you, okay so the players start in a small village and towns people are disappearing and they get paid to investigate and eventually they find out that it's a were wolf but it's actually a female werewolf and she wants to breed with human men

I had this idea a few days ago

players have to escort this mage guy somewehere

he doesnt speak anyone's native tongue so the players cant quiz him for information

he also LOOKS really weak, so they have to get him armour or weapons so he can defend himself while theyre trekking to the waypoint

after certain points/fights, the party feels weaker, the DM can attribute it to the abttle or just the length of travel

all along the mage has been casting weaking buffs and curses on the party from afar

the end battle is him revealing him to be some chaotic evil wizard who hates adventurers and they have to fight him with the gear he's given them and knowledge of their combat styles

he got bullied out of /cum/ unironically

I went to Anon Babble for the first time in a while the other day. Was better than I expected. Sorting by creation date weeds out a lot of generals.

wish I had DnD frens

I wish I had friends who love what I love (but not the exact same things, wouldn't want to fight a double).

It's still not good but it's better than it was a year or so ago, this time last year the nigger mod was making blatant Anon Babble threads (literally /ptg/ got posted a few times and left up for far to long) like "Do any christans here play 40k????" then insta banning people who said the thread was offtopic, in some cases you would be outright banned not even warned with in 10 seconds of making a post which proved that the mod was the one creating and lurking the threads

Not sure if he died or abandoned his post or what but those types of threads have been happening much less these days, no way to recover all the actually good posters they forced out though