chapbrina edish
/brit/
screaming
Good edition, need Sabrina to fart right into my mouth in the 69 position while she punches my scrotum to bits
They look like pub entertainers in Liverpool here
yeah but just think of all the millions that the politicians made by doing it. doesnt that make it all worthwhile?
mental how twitter memes changed the course of government in your little island
heard we have troops on the estonia /russia border atm
we're a nation of nattering about inane shite
It's insane how hard we won the culture war
Leftypol absolutely battered
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Pablum for all you goblins & ghouls: Quantum archaeology; power bottom hegemony; let directed acyclic topology of fragmented images -- la violence faite aux images -- liberate me from the discordant wailing in my soul. Miserable faggots, LOL
cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
wtf
illegal
Not enough anymore.
Have to start sending back huge numbers of the "legal" ones, too.
Why are gays so obsessed with female pop singers anyway?
Hiya team. Spent another day in bed watching TV. On the thatchers now :). I start aripirazole tomorrow because I'm mentally ill :/. My application to teach 4 year old girls english language is Vietnam has been sent off though which is positive.
she gives off major motherly black lady vibes
RORKE WON
It's not over until all our countries are back to 90s level demographics.
rorke revealed!
The racial replacement has to be LEGAL!!!!
Chappel Roan is fucking rancid, ugly cunt
you'd need to improve the birth rate for that
Filtered Irish flag thanks to Cansnonce so I have no idea what you freaks are saying
Think my most controversial opinion is Sabrina is definitely alright and a piece, but not absolutely generational as a fittie, she looks like an older Madonna put through a FaceApp youth filter
Sydney is definitely my vote for fittest bird of the 20s
It's bizarre.
A local gay traveled Europe to see Beyonce 4 times.
it made wages low, provided more customers to supermarkets and raised property prices. it worked perfectly for everyone it was supposed to work for.
illegal immigrants make up less than 3% of immigration. theyre a complete smokescreen to hide open-door policy
Looks like a smart young man
Pugsley
Nigga got a Ronald Dahl ass name
Before deporting any illegal immigrants, deport all subhuman Boriswave biomass
Remember the gay lad i used to work with who downloaded a Kate Bush album thinking she made gay anthems
Ronald Dahl
Proportionally speaking.
Besides, the huge number of foreigners depresses wages and drives up house prices: remove them and family formation becomes easier.
you can't just deport all illegal immigrants, one of them might be an olympic gold medal runner like mo farah!
that arse tho
ever shag him up the arse?
I used to think that guy who goes on about Emma Watson's poos was a basket case but then I see Sydney Sweeney with those delicious baps and I can't think of anything better than having her poo on me in the nude.
Mad innit?
I like feminine lads not fat poofs
agreed
Mad and mental
Phone autocorrected, presumably because it couldn't believe a name like Roald is real.
The capitalists responsibile must be hanged, plain and simple.
I'm not a homosexual, alas.
Can put in a good word, if you'd like?
i'd understand fetishizing farts but poo is going too far
Have your parents name you something toffy like Roald Dahl and you're already halfway there to being adopted as a pet by rich old cunts
seen a picture of some guy from work and i cant help but feel bad for the guy. i don't know why
Just got that uncomfortable look about him in the photo, like he doesnt want to be there
didnt see this thread because i have brazil flag filtered
i don't blame women for not wanting to birth 4 or 5 kids anymore, you have 2 and it's already a hassle
Sydney Sweeney rapid firing farts into my mouth while I take deep inhales and listen to the Jet Set Radio Future soundtrack
His parents were Norwegian mate
TAKE YOUR BETS NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Sure....
By adopted I mean they will take you and put you into a position of success, not literal adoption
When I grow up, I want to be an Edith Wharton character. I'll be called Barnaby and live in a stately house. I'd eat cucumber sandwiches and bunbury on weekends
mad how reform won't actually do any of the stuff they say theyre going to do and then they'll start blaming the lefty lawyers and the country will turn even further to the right but reform still wont do any of the stuff they say they'll do and then we'll probably have a big global war by that point anyway
Roald is just a normal Norwegian name
scmreiangin and hoawlg
They're just the new conservative party who were the new Labour Party who in turn were the stand-in for our Jewish EU overlords
Keep seething toryboys
Once knew a lad called Emmanuel
Thought that was a bit of a poncy name
DOBBY
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weirdo
jacking my genital
I'm saying none of it matters so I'm for no party. It's all EU Jewish Overlords running everything as it has been for the past 2-3+ decades. We live in the bare minimum fake veil of a democracy.
rorke's doing a post, rorke's doing a post, everybody quiet cause rorke's doing a post
Britain is crying out for a war that kills 10-15%~ of the population and drastically changes the national character
Met a 6'7 gangly toff called Valerian once
10-15%~ of the population
The darkoids yeah?
jesus christ thats hilarious
Every Emmanuel I've met has been working class, oddly. All 5 of them.
We will never see our living standards improve again compared to pre 2008. Politicians aren’t being honest about how the world will change over the next 50-60 years and how it will get worse for absolutely everyone except those at the top.
anyone on the cans tonight?
They nignogs?
No, they'll flee or be mobbed as soon as your common bills and johns are being conscripted
The hard truth, and it is a hard truth to swallow, is that parties like Reform cannot govern. They have no government experience, they cannot run an administration, they can only campaign, and our best hopes are for politicians like Starmer to adopt policy positions similar to theirs so that an actual functioning authority that knows how to use the levers of power can deliver something resembling it. It won't get better than this.
I'd have infinite leisure time and befriend people called Godwin and Archibald. We'd attend dinner parties with women to whom we'd refer as "lady." We'd smell of lavender and piss
Reform are a party of conservative businessmen. They're bourgeois cowards who'll probably crank up migration higher like Johnson did.
Ethnosocialist Expansionism or bust.
Zia Yusuf, flyest motherfucker in the UK.
mad how good i am at politics
He was as well
His name seemed pout of place with all the Mark, Lee and Pauls we had in our school
yeah but you have smartphones
Cody Rhodes is what the average man named Cody looks like in America btw
Why?
lol this is fun
Spoken like a true reddit retard with no knowledge of how government works.
The civil service governs and administers the country mate.
cody god darnnit you've left the petroleum jelly on the noodle for too long
This batch of cider is over brewed. I can smell and taste it. Seems stronger too.
19yo calling himself charles
who tells the civil service what to do
Lady Gaga - Born This Way
the tune
had a wank over Billy Idol the other day
Really hope she becomes PM and I'm as Rorke as they come
cody why is their hairs in my petroleum jelly?
Themselves
MPs shape the policy and have some oversight but the civil service will keep the lights on no matter who's in the house of commons
Na, all white.
Why doesn't Spaino post here anymore? :/
ibs the sivil ceviche!!!
ah yes not heard this one before
brits making fun of a cool wild west name like cody when they actually have names like callum and lachlan
have to be 80 iq max to enjoy talking to ai
emmanuel such a nigerian ahh name
cody wetting the ol whistle (not like that cody dog)
Concession accepted
14
onyx black
It's Leicester he probably got it to keep the peace because muslims didn't want a hindu doing it and and hindus didn't want a muslim doing it
Where's Diego?
Most modern names for lads are grim
Leo, Theo, Rico, Noah, Arlo, Luca, Archie
Just fuck off with this childish nonsense, they'll be grown men one day
hello mate
yep is fun
My name's Alex :)
My grandad was called Leo
archie is short for archibald
No
had a lovely day today. went to get the hair cut and she was very complimentary, kept massaging my head and putting her boobies against me and told me how handsome i am. then went to the park and spent a couple hours enjoying the sun and doing some planning in my journal. just had a steak lunch and now it's time to go for a run. 5 day work weeks are the devil and need to be outlawed.
luca is a cute name
Going to name my son leon
alri my droog
said "we was" instead of "we were" in stand up today
To the chinky chinky chinaman I say konnichiwa. That’s how they talk over there.
Arlo
Where did this one come from? Is it a deano thing?
done nothing of note today
Takin a liquid shit
nobody is claiming that because "reform cannot govern" that if they are elected they'll immediately destroy the country in some apocalyptic fashion
they'll be subject to a no confidence motion long before then - THAT is what it means for a party to be unable to govern in a parliamentary system
Share a diet coke with... Rorke
(eww...)
in stand up today
did the crowd laugh?
I'm now back at the weight I was when I was 25
several of these are not modern
Congratulations.
Or sorry.
One of the two.
No but mate you’re a “reddit retard” for believing that ok?
Noah
Jewish tripe indeed
I'm a young 33
This is how Ernest Hemingway described his daily writing practice: “When I am working on a book or a story I write every morning as soon after first light as possible. There is no one to disturb you and it is cool or cold and you come to your work and warm as you write.
Oliver is another gay one that's increased in popularity lately
They are modern in the sense that Aimee and Deano are naming their kids these shit names
Parliamentary democracy is liberal Jewish tyranny.
We need biological National Socialism and the Leadership Principle.
The leader commands, the people follow.
Imagine if huey long had become president of the USA. American would have never entered ww2, thats why he was assassinated by a jew
i'm but a 36 year old sensitive young man
rom pom pom pom pom
ktim writing me "Morning dee lads x " post
Me getting up at 5:30 to do my homework before school every day
Just preferred it that way, hated the feeling of getting home and having to do more and it remains that way to this day, I never bring work home with me would rather be in dead early
the shit i be postin on /brit/ter they tellin me rorke don't say that
right, well I think we all know what that is
Is this boy nice?
cold
Mad how real life skynet is going to be like Kingsmen where rich cunts get their just deserts
'ton
Based
word out theres been a troon cock been uploaded and i'm here to take you under and in
So much is said with so few words.
oooo ummm
uh thats girldick
um
um
Naming my boys Diego, Adam, Mikey, and Toby
She looks like a Greek goddess....
timmy's crush
getting a bit lost in the sauce there cody dogg
How much extra does she charge for it
I love greekette and turkette girls
I wish you a pleasant evening.
Wank ur dad's arse
AYO DIS AIR TOO SPICY ACK
Who is this?
sat here screaming and crying and fingering myself
one time i fingered me arse and it bit down and wouldn't let go
tru story
scasrtaegjivf
stkh9768
Greek goddesses were blonde and blue eyed, not Mediterranean swarths.
7/10
any porn addict mandem in?
jrty5466u8
WW2 was fundamentally a conflict between the Aryan, and the Jew and his minions
not addicted to porn but addicted to naked women. sat up til 4:30am wanking over facetime with an american bird last night and was up again at 6:30am for my morning run before work. wrecked now fs.
just said this down betfred
need to do something that's not just being an alcoholic slug
got away with it for years but starting to see the waistline expanding now
nth for the tummydem
This is why everyone must do their bit and surrender their freedom of mobility, it's only fair, Rorke.
And could you look that little girl in the eye and then get in your car and drive?
Worn to a frazzle jerking myself dry, lad
they'll be subject to a no confidence motion long before then -
By whom?
traphouse relief doll
mmm yeh cody jerk that dick jerk it like salvador dali walking his ant eater around mmmhmm
alri
I have a borderline encyclopaedic knowledge of hungarian pornstars of the 2000s and early 10s
Sven GORAN Ericsson
????
Why is the british youth so unhappy
'
we all have mental health
Why do brits have such poor second language acquisition skills? Do they just lack the ear for it? If you consider the music they've produced, it's mostly 4 or 5 chord progressions. Their musicality is akin to their sense of taste, evidently.
quite like the latina genre but not really addicted am i
I can’t get any teen puss
even if reform were to somehow clinch a majority, there's no chance they could hold together in a real crisis
good
nigga
y-you too
rorke dribbling two rasclart drops of watery cum out of his bludclart SWC
languages aren't pushed in schools but in my experience Brits tend to be more competent at this than Americans are
Yeah?
We don't
When we needed to be good linguists we were
But we don't need to anymore
music
We've produced excellent musicians that Americans love so bit of an odd thing to say
Done any notable poos lately lads? Mine have been kind of sloppy as of late. Not liquid mind you, but definitely sloppy.
yeah
er
Baseless hogwash
playing chess
cunt asks for a takeback no chance matey
*tranforms into my dinosaur mode*
When we needed to be good linguists we were
But we don't need to anymore
If you're naturally good at something, you'll generally be better at it than others without actually making an effort. My argument is that you've innately poor language skills.
We've produced excellent musicians that Americans love so bit of an odd thing to say
People have terrible taste in music; however, there is good and bad music
*shags you up the arse*
Andrew Garfield reportedly stayed celibate for six months to prepare for his role as a 17th-century Jesuit priest in Silence (2016), directed by Martin Scorsese.
man was really dedicated to that role
sir rupert lowe
sacwqaee3t8wgyeh
Mumberg Just text me "um"
She's a /brit/ poster isn't she
Jews love they lil Hollywood productions
Lowe hates Reform and is going to start his own party. Why do clueless Yanks try to debate our politics, fuck off you cringecase
Normies are in another universe jesus
24 years try that
tell her to post her chebs
We don't need to be good linguists anymore, as I have already said
If you're naturally good at something, you'll generally be better at it than others without actually making an effort.
Sorry, are you under the impression that nations are singular personalities? Bizarre
is the 2 week notice a legal requirement?
put that cunt in a casket
'dolf
thanks to /brit/ i know to pretty much avoid british people irl
are you disabled? i'm saying there is clear evidence that reform's foundations are shaky
Fuck me yanks are fucking stupid aren't they
Including Canadians in that of course, and to a lesser extent Australians
rorke you're out of order
wtf
*cloaca
Everyone is the UK is a pedophile.
neighbour not only seemingly incapable of being able to enjoy a tranquil warm afternoon without music, but has to broadcast that music to the entire street via a speaker
baffles the mind. normies need shot
I already knew to avoid yanks
I didn't even need to see their dogshit posts in /brit/
need to filter leafs mate, it's amazing not seeing their dogshit takes constantly
Why do you pay for Anon Babble
what's wrong with a little tune lad?
neighbour not only seemingly incapable of being able to enjoy a tranquil warm afternoon without music, but has to broadcast that music to the entire street via a speaker
baffles the mind. normies need shot
dark fruits weather this
yeh not surprised
i dont like most of "us" either
just found out im retarded
dark fruits in the beer garden
there’s nothing wrong, but why does he have to play it loud on a bluetooth speaker? Why can’t he wear earphones or just use his phone audio?
um what we akchually need is more globalist, london-centric, millionaire career politicians who hate non-millionaires and whites
Innateness isn't just genetics, it's also heritability -- not even factoring in other cultural and socio-economic factors -- "environmental" ones.
Are you saying second language acquisition skills have evolved over time in the UK? The linguists in question to whom you're probably referring spent most of their lives abroad; e.g., studying Dravidian languages in southern Indian, having grown up there. Generally speaking, a brit growing up in the UK has poor second language acquisition skills -- and for many decades, certainly
wow six months must be sooo difficult
is when you’re not an evil incel ghoul bastard such as yourself
Keir Starmer is going to kick the bastards out
dude le yanks
How is jews calling themselves "gods chosen people" any different than Germans calling themselves "the master race"?
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
Not sure what you're struggling to follow
People acquire languages through necessity (or to a lesser extent special interest)
We have almost no necessity to learn a second language anymore
So we don't
Quite simple
Tories and Labour have both kicked out numerous MPs in last last few years so their foundations are just as shaky, if not moreso
today years old
i used to think chappell roan was british because i only saw uk people talk about her
In a world where Reform gains a majority, Labour and Tories will have lost their stability too
me in the background blasting oasis for the lads on my street, everyone loves whats the story morning glory innit
what you lads don't understand is that when you're used to shagging you really can't stay without it for too long, so yeah 6 months without a single shag is a gargantuan commitment
I just got mad.
anyone want to meet up behind sainsburies for gay fun
fucking UM
Why is Starmer's cabinet so xenophobic?
reform had FIVE total MPs and they kicked out one of them
i suppose that's true
People acquire languages through necessity
This isn't true. People with what we'll call an "ear for languages" are more adept at picking them up with others. Moreover, I would argue that a more multi-cultural Britain would make it far easier to pick up languages today than one could have, say, 50 years ago, when there was a necessity for linguists.
In other words, regardless of whether there's a necessity for picking up a language, you'd expect to possess a rudimentary understanding of the languages that surround you if you had a natural adeptness for language acquisition
not gay but I’d shoot ropes of hot cum over that batty
>People acquire languages through necessity
This isn't true
Sorry but it simply is, not reading the rest of your Low-IQ-Autism bollocks
ngl lads... that battyhole looking EXTREMELY INVITING
you'd expect to possess a rudimentary understanding of the languages that surround you
You mean English? Yeah we know English mate
come to england
yardie icon
Today's bible reading
Tories had FIVE Prime Ministers and kicked out four of them
what languages do you speak
It's funny you say this now but my earlier interlocutor wanted to point out how diverse England was as a nation. Certainly, you like to mention all the "pajeets" and "wogs" that live near you
Need are Emma to fart in my face.
Britain is often compared to France for immigration, but at least in France the migrants, 'groids though many are, speak French, and the French states at least tries to make them accept French values.
Britain simply imports the lowest human biomass imaginable, most of whom can't speak English, makes absolutely no attempt at integration and you get Somalis and Pakistanis walking around in the clothes they wore at home.
Britain has been turned into an absolutely inhuman biological zoo by immigration.
Neighbourberg is a small woman yet her voice is 10x the volume of her 6'5 boyfriend and she enjoys singing at an equally loud volume at random times of the day, especially in her garden (she can't sing). She also slams her heavy fire door whereas everyone else in the block takea the time to turn the handle and close it slowly.
Find it impossible to comprehend how someone can be so loud without apparently trying to be on purpose. Really boggles my mind
yeah the tories are fucking shit too
They live near us but they speak English so...
most these trannies have bigger willies than me why do they do it
no human is illegal mate xx
borders are just arbitrary lines
toiling five days a week has given me mental health
reckon I need to get the bennies signed on
good food though
_ _ _ _ the disabled
It's the Jews
most trannies are autistic
autism comes from higher prenatal testosterone (in the womb)
more testosterone in the womb = big willy
English, French, Spanish.
There are a lot of Latin Americans in the U.S, so you often hear Spanish spoken.
And, mutatis mutandis, the same is true for the U.K.
And, mutatis mutandis, the same is true for the U.K.
No it isn't.
how come poo is always brown even when i don't eat brown food? doesn't make sense desu
I want to rub my cock all over her balls
how come blacks dont have autism but have the biggest willies
as an avid trannard wanker there isn't a good conclusion on why/ how, it is what it is
I've seen brownoids in third world garb at the top of escalators struggling to get on
This seems unlikely. You're surrounded by a people who have their own sets of values and cultural quirks -- one of the chief reasons you abhor them -- and yet they're all speaking English? Seems unlikely that the guy running the kebab shop is chatting away in English the whole day. Or the woman in the hijab selling persian rugs is saying "Oi, u wot m8?" Don't be silly, lad
At any rate, I don't care about any of this and I don't even know if I'm correct. I just wanted to argue about something