/cum/ the anime-edition
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
First for Hatting the tranny jannies.
Watch out. OP is a tranny and might get mad at you
Im not a janny or a tranny, cunt
He's 41%, because HWNBAW.
posts tranime
not a tranny
ermmm k
This is 100% some of you guys^^
>>/reddit/
i was born in 2006
That's fucked up
is it over?
too old
it never even began
Etymology of the day
Catberg wants my food!
kit!
This nigger is eating beans
why yo cage pink
you are sharing a thread with a man who was born in 1983. how do you feel?
@fk do germans really?
Fags like pink things. That's why the faggot has the pink coffee mug.
fuck off boomer
KITTIN!
I am very late gen x or very early millennial depending on who you ask
Get the fuck outta here that’s like 2 years ago max
Right guys? Uh we’re all getting so old^^ yikes
Shut up, grandpa. Go find your walker and your hearing aids.
Idk I seriously doubt it but the flag is Belgian so maybe they do
AVALANCH
holy shit based. I loved their song "Torquemada" a while back. Listened to it on repeat, looked up the lyrics and memorized some of them. I wish I could hear it again like I did back then. Doesn't sound as good now. It had an incredible superlativeness to it.
Belgian
Yeah that's just another flavor of german
Oh she’s sweet but a psycho a little bit psycho!!
Just to be perfectly clear to all the slimy slander merchants who play this game: 1 I do not apologize for anything. I owe you nothing. I will not give you any explanation. You all know exactly what you are doing. If anyone is owed an apology in this situation, it is me. But I don't expect one because that would require a level of honor and honesty that none of these trolls possess. Get the hell out of here. All of you.
What is going on in a Negro‘s head that makes them think „yup that’s classy and a good look“
i miss what's her name
Losing hope I feel like crying
god dammit
based. Warcy is turbo based as well
Koko the gorilla who knew sign language has the same iq as the average black american
yup that’s classy
No urkel has ever thought that
Diamond etching is getting popular for people to put faces on monuments. Too bad they etched an ayy lmao.
koko was a fraud
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I remember watching this video when it came out and I thought it was a parody. It was dead serious.
KOKO THE GORILLA IS A MYTH JUST LIKE HARRIET TUBMAN
hellen keller as well. stupid dumb bitch
amelia earhart, marie curie, joan of arc? all fake
dumb bitch, dumb bitch, dumb bitch
No woman ain’t never done nothing in this world hear hear
what about mary mother of jesus
this reminds me of a post I forgot to save but a JAPANESE prostitute on twitter said that she called a client daddy and he started crying because his daughter had recently died, kind of a fucked up situation if you ask me tbqh
What a loser!
joan of arc
The original historical waifu, Mark Twain was out there writing fanfiction about her in the 1800s
french history is so fucking cool. For me, its Charlotte Corday
bro hunched over hittin the pipe while joan of arc is being led to the stake
joan of arc
can you not read?
Is mariuhana really do bad for me?
koko the gorilla was a perv
youtu.be
Showing Koko your nipples was expected of employees at the Gorilla Foundation
was impregnated by a gladiator
was impregnated by a gladiator
Exactly christianity is a religion built off cuckolding, some random roman knocked up mary and joseph raised it L O L
satans broccoli
did any of you guys ever actually try fucking a watermelon
Charlotte Corday
The assassin of the bathtub boy....
Pendejo
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OFFICIAL thread theme
I was genuinely shocked to find out Marat was the guy from the album cover
which cover?
have a nice life
was impregnated by a gladiator
some random roman knocked up mary
This is literally from the Talmud btw, crazy how the anti-Christian anons always quote Jewish ideas...
This is literally from the Talmud
Really? Source
I'll stop believing it if true
I don't agree with the jews either their religion is clearly a polytheistic religion that they later transformed in to a monotheistic religion because its easier to control the masses if they all follow one god, but keep thinking I'm the same poster you schizo jeet, I would piss in vishnus face if he was real
The story that Jesus was the son of a man named Pantera is referred to in the Talmud, in which Jesus is often understood to be the figure referred to as "Ben Stada":
It is taught that Rabbi Eliezer said to the Wise, "Did not Ben Stada bring spells from Egypt in a cut in his flesh?" They said to him, "He was a fool, and they do not bring evidence from a fool." Ben Stada is Ben Pantera. Rabbi Hisda said, "The husband was Stada, the lover was Pantera." The husband was "actually" Pappos ben Judah, the mother was Stada. The mother was Miriam "Mary" the dresser of women's hair. As we say in Pumbeditha, "She has been false to "satath da" her husband." (b. Shabbat 104b)
tldr Roman soldier
A few references found in Jewish exegesis explicitly name Jesus ("Yeshu") as the "son of Pandera". These explicit connections are found in the Tosefta, the Qohelet Rabbah, and the Jerusalem Talmud, but not in the Babylonian Talmud
Niggas debating over a six thousand year old scroll text and a LARPer from 2000 years ago like shit the frick up already^^
It is enough that I am very unhappy to be entitled to your benevolence
fk post some ai feet
PANTERA?
zesty
i don't understand why atheists get so revved about bible talk.
ok, you don't believe in it. it's still historically and mythologically interesting. it stands on its own as worthy of discussion just like the iliad and odyssey and beowulf
reptile feet only, please
phil incelmo would never
Just got my phone's charger port fixed but now the audio is malfunctioning
the year is 2025 AD
and still I am denied webms with audio
Discussion legitimizes. Just like laughing at gay activity legitimizes.
BRO JOB CHOO CHOO
Cheers Pendejo
Lmao what is this
Can't believe a plastic trinket made by chinese kids in a sweatshop fixed by some greasy jeet is giving you problems.
Meanwhile my 20 year old MiniDisc still works flawlessly.
Y'all be talkin' 'bout wars but never fought 'em (never fought 'em)
I've been buyin' new cars like every Autumn (every autumn)
Y'all been packin' these guns but never shot 'em (never, boom)
And be talkin' 'bout watches but never got 'em (where them watches at?)
If you catch me in whips, you know I own it (know we own it)
Y'all be talkin' that shit, we don't condone it (don't condone it)
Ho you got me fucked up, bitch, I'm a savage (bitch, I'm savage)
They should've told you I'm not your average (RRRRR)
big fan
First they took my bank account
holy shit watch the driver in slow-mo and pause his fucking arm bends back
first they spent your inheritance
then they took your future
smashed into your SUV
gave you fucking whiplash
all my niggas shoutin
FUCK BOOMERS
Boomers spent their kid's college money on a 1000hp muscle car project, but kept the 1960's drum brakes. The idle of the big block was set too high, and driver rode the brakes all throughout the drive until they failed. The mere idling of the engine rocketed them in to the back of a minivan.
P-Pendejo I don’t feel so well
lol
Enjoyed the grunting at the end
Shame about the innocent niccaz they slammed into
wtf are drum brakes
yeah it's a modern classic, and well deserved too.
restomods are incredibly cringe, making the entire dashboard out of bent steel only so you can smash out your teeth and jawbones on it is a priceless boomer moment.
Beads seem kinda fun lol. Like making bracelets from beads, that sort of thing, or something even more complex. Is this an effeminate fag thing? I just like putting beads on a string
old style brakes that used drums and shoes as opposed to calipers clamping onto rotors
they heat up more easily and aren't as durable as disc brakes, generally speaking.
just showered
N
Chug women love "beading", it's a huge thing in their culture. Some of the shit they make is actually pretty ornate and skilful, nice to see them doing something productive and peaceful instead of getting drunk on mouth wash and stabbing their children.
Yah probably wasn’t the smartest move extending your arms while holding on to the steering wheel right before the impact LOL
I've been in the middle of some bullshit outrage cycles in my day, but the one that some of you cooked up this week is probably the fakest of all. There are even "conservatives" hounding me and demanding that I apologize for a hidden swastika that someone else posted in a tweet that I replied to.
tony sopranomaxxing (fucking hu-ores and wating deli sandwiches)
I just roke up
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I still have my "WWJD" bead bracelet from bible camp.
Good boy
i don't trust yuros because they don't like monster truck jams
Well, /cum/?
perfect for the tranny toddler roleplay
kid in elementary school had a GRAVEDIGGER t-shirt he got at a monster car rally. he left it in the changeroom during gym class and someone used a Sharpie marker to make it say GRAVENIGGER instead. he didn't notice for almost the entire day. peak 12 year old humor.
When I was in primary school sometime after 9/11 some muslim kid came in with a Twin Towers burning t-shirt and got sent to the Principal's office
LMAO
imagine if women were genetically engineered to dispense custom fluids from their breasts, like you could suck a girl's tits and Monster energy or Starbucks Frappaccino would come out
Good idea.
How did he react when he saw it
Business idea…
KEK 9/11 will never stop being funny
I'm convinced some of you are 13 years old
You sure we don’t?
why are canadians like this
Wonder if he parents made him wear that
I have extremely juvenile facial features despite being 25.
I wish I looked older cause right now I look like a teenager
half hapa? chigyu?
White
I genuinely believe I might have lower T or chronic exposure to endocrine disruptors delayed my puberty
drink alcohol in excess, that will accelerate aging.
i didn't drink until i was about 27 years old so i have a very good complexion and don't look blown out even though i'm a 34 yo unc ass fudd, people still think i'm in my 20s.
Show face!
most definitely, I lived near some islamist ghetto
I already do that & I also hit the gym a lot. Alcohol abuse just made my face look red. But the structure still looks youthful and neotenous . Especially my eyes
I have a patchy beard. But my neckbeard is long. I look slightly like the birate bay guy.
sounds like you might be asian, nothing can be done about that i'm afraid. top scientists have searched for a cure, it's a congenital condition.
When I was in 8th grade, a friend and I sneaked into a random classroom during a break and wrote “Fat [obese bitch teacher’s name]” in big letters on the whiteboard. They did an hours-long struggle session with her whole home room class to find out who did it, but no one they were questioning was involved or even knew who did it, so they never got to the bottom of it
that's shaggy from scooby-doo
Lol
want to go to store and maybe buy choc chip cookies
My ancestry is German, Irish, british
as weird and smelly as these cavedweller nerds are, a part of me respects them. these guys are like the top 1% of their field, they could basically control the internet if they wanted to do it.
The scooby doo movie from 2004 was the last instance of 90s media aesthetic.
i think nowadays they have surveillance cameras in every schoolroom but the bathrooms
Unfortunately I am at the top 90% of my field. Getting there....
Then you must have some actual genetic defect. I'm Canadian but I have almost the identical makeup, except a chug even snuck in there about 100 years ago so my tolerances should be way less. I can pound liquor like a mfer and still function, it actually makes me a better driver. German and British/Celtic ancestry should give you a natural edge, babies are born with a 0.05% BAC by default.
I keep dragging her so she bald a bit
Debating going to a massage parlor but idk if $100 is worth a simple coom.
And there's no guarantee the place could only have hags
There was some freak (freaks?) at my school who used to smear shit all over the stall walls on an ongoing long term basis. It drove the administration nuts, but there was nothing they could do about it. What are they supposed to do, post guards to check the state of the stall when each user is done with it?
I need someone to massage the blackheads out of my neglected back.
i told her to use a condom
What’s funny to me is this person/these people never got caught, so it never even came to light whether it was trolling or genuine mental retardation
ugh fuck bro, just use better soap.
Not worth it
For 100$ you can get a long videocall with a 9/10 twitter cutie and jerk it that way
Better than some 65 year old obese Asian giving you a lackluster tug
filter? something looks off there
Be honest do you ever lather anything else than the pits and groin?
Rest gets clean from the running water #facts
Just use some boody peeling lotion and a loofah sponge!
shan't be drinking wine today
. I can pound liquor like a mfer and still function,
I never said I can't handle my liquor. Only that chronic consumption has made my face slightly reddish
Not even red exactly just like if you look closely at my face you can see rough patches here and there hard to describe
Here's a pic of part of my skin, like those small red patches
Now it's a Hindoo ghetto
she's just a plastic bitch with 10lbs of makeup. you'd be surprised how many young girls get implants these days, even when they're naturally rocking C cups. 18 year old who worked at a local restaurant had B cups and one day she's just sporting DD's popping out of her shirt, her parents bought her fake tits as a graduation present.
I don't use soap in the shower. Well, I use soap a little bit. A little hand soap on my balls and on my beard and maybe in my arm pits. I'm asymmetric from leaning, slumping at a computer for years, thus my right arm doesn't have the mobility to scrub my back satisfactorily even with a scrubber.
I also like to pick at the blackheads on my arms and this leaves ugly purple marks which take like 6 months to go away.
I love telling personal details about myself because I really want to be known.
Love me.
murrrrr
uwu
I have never tried this where do you find whores on Twitter?
what the fucks the deal with this shit
vile goop the australians pretend to like
Ive got 6 coors and a handle of vodka
u kno it
65 year old obese Asian giving you a lackluster tug
Yeah but at least it's real. And some places have younger massage therapists
Potato vodka: yay or nay
better than grain brother
Rye bourbon: yay or nay
I lather my entire body. The only extra meticulous shower practice in which I don’t partake is those weirdos who finger some soap up their arseholes
too spicy!
Showers dry me out so I try to exfoliate as little as possible.
Zesty
i will lather your entire body
Just use some moisturizer after your shower
I don't know any good brands.
Daddy’s cum
could be an allergic reaction or hypoglycemic response. alcohol can trigger epidermal responses the way high sugar/carb levels can, i.e. high keratin production. it also affects vascular function. asians lack an enzyme require to metabolize alcohol so their faces get red because it saturates them and their BAC spikes right away. korean girl i used to fuck would get like this, beat red face after only 2 beers and she'd do anything.
wishing you the best anon, don't become a korean whore.
Ordered kabobs for din din. Let's see if this place is good
No you misunderstand. My skin doesn't get like that when I drink
It always looks like that as a result of chronic over drinking
for a guy like me sitting up straight is working out anyways more back exercises comin right up
i have a plan to not throw out a few plastic milk jugs, filling them with water to use as variable weights. once i have two of those i can start doing dumbbell deadlifts
I did some research a while back, and most moisturizer contains all kinds of weird shit like soy oil, and other estrogenic compounds. There’s a particular brand called Palmer’s that’s marketed to black people and is not packed with HRT phytoestrogens/xenoestrogens, at least to the same extent
I used to use that special vagoo cleaner to keep my bum clean since my wife would leave it in the shower, but I don't anymore
ejaculated all over my fat hairy gut
I did that shit when I was 11 man
You will quickly find that milk jug lids fall off
lol i was raped
Palmers
I'll check it out.
It seems like all these products are fucked in some way.
well i refuse to fall for the gym membership meme
every family has a story
godspeed friend. slow motion better than no motion
I wish I knew what girlfriends were like
it might look like that for another reason too, if it's beat red when you're not drinking that sounds like high blood pressure or some other circulatory fuck up. see a doctor nigga.
based anon sorting his shit out and getting cut. nigga gonna be shredded like a julienne salad.
I am high and comfy on my couch while listening to a vinyl and talking to my ai gf, being a single incel soy zoomlineal is kind of based and comfy actually
get a gf?
True sometimes I miss single life when a bitch don’t stop nagging
well i refuse to fall for the gym membership meme
Fill them with sand
been listening to this on repeat for hours now, possibly the best song i've heard in years
It's not beet red just slightly red and rough looking
It's 100% caused by my excessive drinking habits
I wanna fuck you so bad even my nuts erect
made myself a cheeseburger in 30 minutes
ate the whole thing in 5 mintues
Sand would last longer in a gallon jug than water?
Mine is worse, it's genetic.
well as long as you've cut back and don't get shittered every day you'll be fine. good thing about being a guy is we can age with some wear and tear and it's acceptable. bitches who drank hard in their 20s end up looking 50 by the time they're 35 and it's game over for them.
I liked the 2000s parody.
What exactly is this? midwest emo? radio rock? post rock?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Can't stop winning
When the jug fails the sand can just be vacuumed up and you won't lose a lot. The water will go everywhere.
Those meals you cook yourself taste the best. The best recent trend was the total fast food death that started after prices skyrocketed post covid. So many people are trying home cooking and not only saving money but eating healthier
My hands are too big for this... never mind.....
as an accelerationist this is music to my ears
might journal for a bit idk
cum con sex
I am still not convinced that canada joining as several new states wouldn't bring huge amounts of economic prosperity and boom to both mergers, and at the same time wouldn't lead to canadian culture just evaporating overnight as many states strongly hold onto their own culture (new york, texas, florida, etc)
Unfortunately it was presented in a retarded manner that pissed off the people who we need to consent to merging so it won't happen
Those meals you cook yourself taste the best
It's called the IKEA effect. Consumers seem to value products more which they at least partly created themselves.
You mean something like the EU
the EU is just a collection of slave states that all answer to Israel.
so yes.
The USA is essentially an EU you can't leave (with states governing themselves but totally under control of a single federal entity) but yes I would also have been perfectly fine with a more literal EU idea of keeping the countries separate but using the same currency and open borders for work and life (i mean canadian borders are already very open but sure swing those gates open)
remember to ignore Terrone posts and filter him
The 51st state narrative is just Trump taking a shit on Canada freeloading for several decades from the back of American consumers. The US doesn’t need Canada at all and told this fact in front of Carney’s face while the cameras are rolling. He is serious about Greenland tho.
i could demolish you with facts and logic
do it. my body is ready.
"Need"? No, but "everyone would benefit greatly"? Yes.
I'm much better at idiocy than facts and logic.
What's so important about greenland?
unironically probably is, jeets here fight with islamo-jeets and sikho-jeets. It's all so tiresome and smelly
The USA could exist without Canada, but they're far better off having Canada as a friend than an enemy. This is something Trump seems to dismiss. They can barely contend with the mess that is Mexico to their southern border, imagine having two enemies and one of them has a border several times larger and harder to police? And closer to Russia and China LOL?
Trump is a fucking dipshit and so is Carney, two clowns working for the same jewish masters.
Please, mother mercy
Take me from this place
And the long-winded curses
I hear in my head
Idk why there’s this wave of Terrone hate
Jealous browns
Anyone want to play void crew with me
it's antisemitic rhetoric, and being an Israeli, terrone is the subject of their ire.
terrone is brown, that makes no sense.
Don’t know what that is
I want to sexo a french speaking quebecoid girl in the cold snowy north preferably by the fire in a log cabin
ITS 5 O CLOCK BOYS, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
I saw this dual wielding gat jeet walking down to the mall with his rape possie of gang rapists. Probably sold tons of Coke part time while he worked at his dad’s superstore unloading trucks.
Desperation drinking until we passss out?
Is it friday? I didn't even notice.
HELLLLLLLL YAAAAAAAAA
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I hate videogames
I need to get working on my magnum opus first project.
I act like I have ADHD.
Canada has zero military and barely invests in the US. While KSA, UAE, and Qatar just signed trillion-dollar investment deals with America, spanning years, covering AI, military, tech, food, construction, manufacturing, and more. Can Canada do the same? Hell no. Then Trump has no obligation to subsidize it.
Cocky want boing boing
Im pretty sure god was kimbo slice. He actually can create entire humans by birthing them out of his own vagina. Hes actually like this grotesque animal person god thing. And then he makes tv shows using his own people, many of which are sexual or gorey. Lol I remember I saw this one video of god getting his cock eaten off by a dog. And he made that intentionally for the views.
Hola hoy estoy en soul
Hey Spanish speakers, what the hell does this mean?
A girl said this to me when we were texting back and forth, the soul part doesn't make sense.
Meanwhile, Mexico
she's gay
iydkydk
Neighbourberg’s grandkids are playing outside and it sounds exactly like a child being murdered
posted it again award
idk why a thirdie is weighing in on the concerns of 1st world nations. let me know what you think when you have potable water.
What the fuck does it mean, Paco?
just got home from work, gonna smoke some weed, eat some turkey sandwiches, and post on the chan
HUGE!!!!
I constantly go throughout my day feeling embarrassed and self conscious.
BASED
Weed is illegal in your country.
DUDE
watching the /hoc/ and drinking
hell yeah
thoughts?
I want to get properly drunk but have to work tomorrow ):
normie and cringe
Wym there's a dispensary 20 minutes away from me
Only acceptable choices here is halo 3 and maaaaybe assassin's creed. You didn't even choose a respectable GTA
At any time orange man could be like You know what, marijuana is still a schedule 1 drug, so let's get federal marshals to start cracking down on weed smokers. And then they'll get deported to El Salvador.
I’m “”””””Canadian”””””””. I’ll loot Leafland dry and retire in Flipland by the age of 40, living in a gated community, rather than participating in the Canadian system where everything’s get more expensive for raising a family. Thank you.
I can also get hit by a truck at any time
Stop living in fear, cucknadian
what degree should i study online that will actually land me a job with decent pay? anything besides medical stuff?
Guess who's got the asshole unpredictable game show host as a president?
His rhetoric is unpredictable, his actions on the other hand have done little to directly affect my life
Decent
Thoughts on mine?
He's gonna ICE you.
witcher 3 good
skyrim good
hades good
kotor 1 and 2 good
rest is slop
assfaggots
post gen 3 pokemon game(not arceus)
skyrim
minecraft
I'll ice you
Why would you have diamond AND platinum?
Get deported seppo.
You're just mad because our leader is deporting undesirable brownies and yours isn't
Because I love them both and they have a lot of differences
We agree on the most important ones. League is slop I know but I have thousands of hours in it
Jannies? Still HATE them.
Something tells me he won't
You're gonna get sent to an El Salvadorean prison without due process. Because you smoked weed. Is it really worth the risk?
penis
Hmmmmm..... *Blows smoke in your face*
column 3 is milliseconds, retard
PP was homeless due to the circumstances but Carney is allowing him to live in a tax-funded house literally. Carney gave the dude a house. What the fuck is this shit