/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

Watching Ultimate Force series 1 (2002)

F I R S T
I
R
S
T

Skank

rorke listening to the UNATCO theme through his wired xiaomi earbuds in co-op

remember a lass with nice boobs getting naked in this

Detain. Deport.

would genuinely kill myself if i was above the age of 20 and someone saw me doing driving lessons

getting crumbs all over

The thing about the Eastern European Sadhbhs is they have fucking amazing chebs, lads

why have you not got your medicinal cards yet /brit/? you can literally buy weed and even travel abroad with weed LEGALLY

grow up

doesnt ireland have the largest breasts in europe though

tell it to your therapist mate

Have aliens ever visited the United Kingdom?

I like to imagine that Eastern European Sadhbhs get bigger chebs when they set foot off the migrant boats
I'm a fan of these kind of migrants

lads, you know how sometimes you miss the chance to say or do something and then your mind races a bit imagining what it would have been like had you done or said the thing, had your perfect comeback ready, how you just wish for a do-over?

today I had that on my way back from work with a near miss car accident. couldn't stop thinking about how I could have just not used my brakes, pretended not to notice, and could have just died in a crash, how it would end all my life problems right there, how I could just rest forever. it gave me such a warm and fuzzy feeling.

reckon something's wrong with me.

they're coming over on boats daily

Would you do 20kgs of hashish with our Bella?

you have to account for obesity
in real terms it's poland

do a fucking flip pal

how do i do that

Boring post

What did you say to your doctor
I’m a functional healthy adult that works full time so I think they’d know I’m at it

Would of luvved to get a drink with her an are Jay

vile

grwo up

Time fright top came rivets over amble while straight fraught camber chip shop russet duke

shes only 18 imagine what she’ll look like when she’s 30 fucking grim bint

grwo up

Become a lacto-ovo pescatarian. Gain a clue.

poor girl she just wanted to meet up with her ex-boyfriend in The Philippines and then have a fun trip in Thailand with some local brits she met

my friend/coworker who i fancied once asked me out
i wasn't really listening at the time, so i asked her what she said
she just said never mind, and it all clicked for me about ten seconds later

kek that was me in the other car
same m8

eating moths

cruel

my lifes been shit. hope judgement isnt real and i get to go to nothing forever same as before i was born. failing that hope if reincarnation is real i get to be a vulture. really i would settle for nothingness but i struggle to believe we all just got created from nothing and something happened and then time passed and we were all here

A Texas mother was arrested this week on allegations she purchased ammunition and tactical gear for her son, who authorities said was planning "mass targeted violence" at a San Antonio school

they're a bit mental aren't they

probably not the best look calling herself bonnie n clyde on socials with weed

I blame vapes you know how hard it is to find good quality weed now It's all vape this oils that. What happened to tradition

yeah want me to laugh at you for being a pathetic cunt? or is this your suicide note?

The women in Barcelona mog British women so hard

luxembourg EXTREMELY rapeable

thanks

bum

trannymong posting man faced bony trannies and replying to himself again

BellaCulley, an 18-year-old from Billingham, Country Durham, faces a possible life sentence in the former Soviet nation.

She was arrested earlier this week at Tbilisi International Airport with with 12kg of cannabis and 2kg of hashish with a street value of £200,000,

Her lawyer, Ia Todua, said that the teenager says she is pregnant.

Imagine ruining your life at 18 like that

Pity she can't sell the drugs to make up for having the baby

COR! COR!

Snuck some weed through Edinburgh Airport once when I was 19 and got away with it
Incredibly stupid looking back, was a few seconds away from ruining my life

12kg of cannabis and 2kg of hashish

Lord have mercy

samuel adams boston lager you don't see that anymore

i enjoy memorising information
got my eye on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_plants_used_in_herbalism

how does an 18 year old girl wind up smuggling £200k worth of drugs out of eastern europe

Fridge

x.com/sundayworld/status/1922195104850182320

Aaron Dempsey (30) is accused of brandishing the hammer as a weapon in a row at an Aldi

Spaino?

Revealed: Teenage British 'drugs mule' currently locked up in an ex-Soviet jail for 'smuggling 30lbs of cannabis' is the great-granddaughter of a late Labour MP

Bella flaunted wads of cash on her social media before her arrest

YES SHE'LL BE FREE IN A MINUTE

3 HER STARMER
3 THE SLAGDEM

came home from Amsterdam on the ferry with a backpack full of weed once, just got waved through no problem

I've never even been to Spain

yhe binble

inro eastern europe from thailand whilst hanging out with a group of boys. and already romanticizing the crim lifestyle

yeah cause it was a ferry dickhead

3 HER

SHE'S ONLY 18

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

SHE DIDN'T KNOW

IT WASN'T HER SUITCASE

SHE IS PREGNANT

3 THE SLAGDEM

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oh so they just don't bother to check for drug smuggling on ferries then? Cool next time I'll fill a whole van with coke

stop spamming boringlad

I hope they hang her

entirely different context

Hi /brit/! I am the originator of popular /brit/ meme 'yhe binble' - Ask Me Anything!

our culture highly reveres failure and being thick as pig shit while also chastising success and education
we're probably the only country in the world where people pretend to be less educated than they really are to be socially accepted

el chileANO

blog on

3 HER

SHE DIDN'T KNOW

3 THE SLAGDEM

SHE'S 18 AND PREGNANT

THERE USED TO BE A SHOW ABOUT THAT

Her lawyer, Ia Todua, said that the teenager says she is pregnant

what's that got to do with owt?

got a prescription for it once but didnt ever go to pick it up

I am gimmick lad

Don't think that's true actually

which bit?

she could of had menthol elf

tell them you have ptsd that's so bad it doesn't let you sleep

Fridge

the beginning, the middle and the end

invented /brit/ me

Today's my birthday, lads

Bella May's mother Lyanne said: 'When she stopped answering messages I assumed it was because she was flying back to surprise me. But then nothing'

Her mum is very worried

3 HER

THAT HASHISH WAS UK BOUND ANYWAY

Person dies after 'medical emergency' at PureGym as members and staff desperately tried to save them

didn’t realise school girl legs posting was ironic

think I figured out my gimmick. Introducing

GIMMICK LAD (me)

My gimmick is gimmicks. I come out with a load of crazy whacky gimmicks. I discuss gimmicks, I rate gimmicks, I invent gimmicks.

I am gimmick lad.l

hahah they tried to get healthy but died instead lmfaoo

Love the smell of spit on my knob

hope it’s your last one

they condition you to like it for years and then suddenly expect you to stop
it not right

vaxx status?

my gimmick is that CUNT I pretend to have tourettes

3 HER

3 3 3

3 3 3

this is why i don't go gym exercise is bad for you

What music should I listen to

Sir Bin Laden

very good post

this
teasing us like that can lead to undesirable outcomes

doom metal

Donald Trump said the body is like a battery and only has a finite amount of energy, and exercise depletes that energy

the small boat cronem, they're working their quick twitch muscles out arent they x

Another day on prison island

yours too

Seems like a classy girl

brits that drink sam adams boston lager might be committing treason

£4.50 a pint is cheap round here

theres a reason why they make secretaries and female office workers dress the way they do
society would literally collapse otherwise

It's brewed in the UK like almost every 'foreign' lager on sale.

please not again

like I said you don't see it here anymore reckon nobody imports it these days

want to shag mexico's president

Prime Minister Nigel Farage

Irish niggas be like

Everyone has a right to self determination of their identity, if someone says they're a woman, they're a woman, that's the end of it

Someone identifies as "Northern Irish"? Why that's just make believe!

Claudia Sheinbaum

Sheinbaum

...wait
surely it's not possible
but...
no, surely not
i mean it's mexico
how would that even be possible

he's happy with global megacorporations lying to him every day

The Staropramen brewed in Britain is unironically better than the stuff you get in continental Europe with the exception of the bar in the brewery itself.

Check those corners!

Holding in a poo

There are 50,000 Jews in Mexico Vity

Black and tans out
Black and tan migrants in

not engaging

clint eastward

set piece coaches when their team are playing arsenal

No it isn't. Literally every single beer brewed in Burton on Trent is disgusting swill.

so there are 50,000
in a country of 130 million
and one happens to become President?

Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo was born on 24 June 1962 in Mexico City, within a secular Mexican Jewish family.[11][12] She is the second child of chemist Carlos Sheinbaum Yoselevitz and biologist Annie Pardo Cemo.

i don't believe it

toil building in london had a shit drain moment

need someone from here to go over

Lads, I might actually do something touristy this time
What's to do in London? Was thinking the zoo and catching one of them west end things. Maybe offer one of the King's Guard the cans

mad

northern irish are literally just english and scottish imperialists

I have never replied to an Irish poster

Bradellius

I wholeheartedly disagree. Love getting a nice tank British Staropramen in the glasses that are actually too small to properly fit a pint.

Stuntpegg.

need a new video game to play

rare steaming night for me lads
don't usually get on it alone

Wartales

ninja gaiden 2 black

You got my ideasicrue?

grim

Larf my arse off

what should i change my name to

youtube.com/watch?v=bGxqhEP9H9Y

howling

Battletoads

Muhammad

F1nn5ter is blonde now

The witness

saw a tiny indian lass about 4'9 with a lanky white zoomer bf today

Super Mario Bros

It really upsets me I know the name of a fucking mentally ill faggot who makes porn due to this general

get a letter from the building directors saying I'm not allowed to feed pigeons

tell my sister

she says it was probably sent to everybody in the building

go to the one square metre mail room

check the bin and see no evidence anybody else got the letter

go to leave

handle won't work

door locked behind me

no keyhole on the inside

door handle falls off

locked in a tomb with limited air and the only air hole is the letter slot

bang and shout and scream for help

hands bloody and bruised

eventually let out by a teenager who needed convincing I wasn't messing around

man comes down stairs to see what the commotion is about

I explained the pigeon letter and the mail room situation

he says he's knows about it as he's one of the directors who sent the letter

I'm so tired of that tease and I've moved on

an interesting development..

XD

this week I have

deadlifted 190 kg for 3 reps x 3 sets
benched 120 kg for 5x2 and 100 kg for 4x6

screaming. what a day you've had lad

shut up canslad you're a repressed faggot

rorke: eats a chocolate bar

rorke's fat diabetic da: UM WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELLYONCE

Lad, repressed? I already nonce the cans. Which are lovely, if you were intrested.

I am a ghoul

good lad

sir bradley walsh for priem minsiter

intrested

An Australian senator done a deep dive and analysis on the new Kanye song

bet you could throw me around and overpower me aha :3

Bye bye, sir.

nary a word read

Caught two moles today

preim minsiter

oh my days blud

thinking this is getting read is pure mental illness

um

Bye

Seeing a lot of unnecessary brown biomass that could do with liquidation

currently listening to the song of the summer

we all know what song it is

Crushberg finished knitting a jumper and I'm very impressed but can't tell her because I won't see her for 2 weeks and don't want to let her know I stalk her tumblr. Ah what a mess.

i'm pretty sure when a self-described racist and antisemite says he's a nazi and he heils hitler, he means it

for 2 weeks

Lad, er, explain

in morrowind the mershmerrow flower is probably based on marsh mallow which is an actual medicinal flwoer

I don't, I'm kind of a fucking loser.

smoking illegal tobacco

Get Lucky

Not reading, don't think Kanye gives a shit and just genuinely hates jews after dealing with so many in the music industry

I couldn't believe it happened. I had to show the teenager the broken door handle to convince him I wasn't playing about. At least it means I've now met the director and we got on well. He's nice and doesn't blame me for the pigeon thing as he knows just good intentions

My left hand is cut and my right hand is swollen. My shirt is bloodied. What a day

we didnt ask unc

can i watch

povertyberg has made a mockery of me
an absolute mockery

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=UAv2s4Q2wwI

cucky

Grok, is this real picture??

why dont you just go to ghana or something and become a celbrity due to your white skin
i am sure you can find work there and earn money

you read tho bitch

Reading the chandogya upanishad.
Reckon that French fella with his “cogito ergo sum” stuff just ripped off “tat tvam asi” and got away with it because nobody cares about Indians.

rorke's da asking grok how to stand up

ok
are you going to pay for my flights and whatnot

when do we plan to start

just get a small boat I hear the UK's full of them

fuck no nygaaaaa

gypsies break into a SCHOOL to set up their caravan site on a grassy play area

police are too afraid to deal with them

this country is fucking unbelievable

Ncuti Gatwa has been confirmed as the spokesperson for Britain's votes in Eurovision on Saturday night

I don't remember I made such request.

Might wank to sexy Japanese women again lol

Regarding ‘white genocide’ in South Africa, some claim it’s real, citing farm attacks and ‘Kill the Boer’ as evidence. However, courts and experts attribute these to general crime, not racial targeting. I remain skeptical of both narratives, as the truth is complex and sources can be biased.

There really is an excess of beautiful women. Must be 20 for every truly handsome, fit, successful man. No wonder our birthrates are collapsing

There used to be a lot near where I live and the police were too pussy to deal with them. They ended up stepping on some local "gangsters" toes and they ended up kicking them out

it's hard to nab them on something since most gyppos don't post on twitter

and their innovative banking system is incredibly hard to trace

haha what a crazy thing to do

a zest supreme

That nigga got a cotton bud in his ear

Why dont you get a job?

his last act on british soil before fucking off the america forever

But they've broken into a school and set their caravans up on private property, is that not ironclad law breaking for the police to act upon?

I only see her at book club.
Have been meaning to ask her on a date but I need to get myself in order a bit first.

mental elf

no fucker wants to hire me

The ingenious mikeynomics

What in the pedo porn is this?

alri the offspring

yhe binble

Why are british threads so fast?

genuinely terrified of interacting with anyone and i'm 30 years old
such a worm of a man me

>But they've broken into a school and set their caravans up on private property,

yes but have they said they aren't a fan of immigration on twitter? They need something concrete to work off

often see this referenced but never see it said

I suspect a lad at toil posts on Anon Babble so what I've started doing is when I'm telling group stories to our coworkers I start it off with shit like "so I was with my mate RORKE" emphasising the name whilst leaning over and nudging his arm repeatedly and winking
anyways he's moved desks and ignores me at lunch now

we run this site

Look up the Rendlesham case.

Virg?

Torta

finland HIGHLY rapeable
got her chebs hanging out can almost see her nips
phwoar

MAD that today's posting to Erome has got me 25,000 views, in just a few hours, compared to everything else's 75,000 combined.
I'm somewhat of a big deal.

Roark

reckon he's more of a leftypol man

Pardon?

klarc

It’s a civil matter unless they knocked down a wall or gate to gain access to the field

The finns don't like her because she was shagging a 70yo man

I used to work with a lad who posted here. Not on /brit/, though. We'd send each other greentexts. Good times

what did you post, dare i ask

You can’t say that. That’s our word.

You can't say that Egyptlad

Scandal

just saw racism outside of Anon Babble

do WHAT to the disabled?!?!?!?!?!?

00's pornstars
now those were some whores

Armpit.

Help

Summer but I still wear jeans everyday because I’m scared if I wear something thinner like chinos I might get a boner looking at a woman’s bum and they don’t hide it as well

Yeah
Also PTSD from being bullied by peers and family

stfu nerd

screaming

how is she doing that

If it was that weird imagine how illegal it would be?

um

You gave me too many false promises.

y'all remember these

can't imagine what would be worse desu
knowing someone who posts on /brit/ would be bad enough and make it awkward here, but i wouldn't want to be near someone who's likely a schizo rapist from the outer chans

I kick about in grey cotton trackies and a semi

Hello

Look at my hand.

found a screenshot of /brit/ on my computer i took 11 years ago feel proper old now