E.P Extra Piccolissima Edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
sexo con cum
We need more Lovecraft posting in this general. Favourite Lovecraft creature/deity?
How are you not banned for these low quality posts yet
ate my favorite ethiopian dish for dinner, called shakshuka.
i hope ethiopian anon sees this and knows that i love him.
When im filling out applications I always chose to opt out or pick "decline to answer" when they ask me my race because if you choose "white man" they will throw your application into the trashcan
you're a bad man
shoggoths, easily
there is something really cool about a train size amorphous mass of twisted mouths and arms and tentacles.
i want to incorporate them into a role playing game
Nigger-man
His name is Jeff and he has a cuck fetish
how many jobs have you gotten with this strategy?
you look like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag
Jared and Ivanka look so regal.
I reckon Tolkien viewed his Elves as Jews metaphorically
My current one actually
Sauron was the Jewish figure in the Tolkein books. Would've thought this obvious to everyone.
Dwarves were the Jews, not elves
Lets play pin the tail on the minority
hbd.gg
He said he based elves on Finnish people
Jews would be goblins
Shoggoths are overrated. My favourite creature is probably the Great Race of Yith, and my favourite story The Shadow Out of Time, which the Great Race of Yith appear in.
that elon fella did the grok boer stuff on purpose in typical reddit fashion
I want a gf but all the girls are Satan. So I can’t even talk to them anymore because they all know who I am and Satan decided I wouldn’t breed, and would be kept as some type of castrated pet of his. Guys such a homosexual. He hangs out in my house in his ghost form, it’s ethereal and I can’t even destroy it with a vaccume cleaner. It can move through walls even. Hes such a gay person. It’s hard having a gay faggot in my house with me that I pay for, and the police wont help either because they’ll just say it’s schizophrenia. They can’t see ghosts for some reason. Or ghasts or wraiths. It’s fucked up.
So Kanye is a actual cuck then
Don't really care but I guess the Necronomicon for inspiring my favorite movie series
so janny are you gonna delete that or what? fucking idiot.
Was just saying this
Don't post the bankers from Harry Potter
Basic bitch kanye tier interpretation. In reality Jews are the stewards and sentinels of Western civilization. Very Elvish.
remember to tell them it violates an actual law, might speed up their reaction time
Saw a post that violated united states law just now
I'm pretty sure when someone posts illegal shit, police reports get filed
NHH
no, they're just elves, or Eluene in old english tradition
the elves were not moneylenders
You do realize the jewish american government just killed 65 Ethiopians in Yemen based on faulty information last week right?
Short anon are you still here
You don't see that everyday
When I think about how molested I am, I also think about how chinese I am. Ohhh fuck they’re connected I got sexually assaulted by my cousin twice and it made me chineeeeese!
Indians and Japanese arent the same race
"Asian" is a made up race that only exists in America
Thats British humor. Youre a spy, get the fuck out of my cunt. You’re probably gonna write about ur mum or the pub next believing it’s funny. Youre like the lowest class Canadian, you had your personality molded by the enemy. Honestly just present your big butt, let somebody in coward. But you’re probably too scared because you think they might have aids.
In all my years on this site I've never known of an instance where CSAM was posted outside of Anon Babble. In the past the entire domain would get frozen and you wouldn't be able to post for a few hours.
this sounds like a terrible joke some woke ethnic comedian would tell in an effort to make gay people seem more acceptable
We are expendable. Jewish blood is not.
This Ethiopian is a Mossad troll
Goshpedo used to post children all the time. Why do you think he has to use a mexican proxy
I'm turning Japanese
N
How come they never let me access the internet in the looney bin
It’s very difficult to joke about being molested. That is a terrible thing to happen to anyone. But maybe some chinese could make it more chinese more funny.
god tier chudbait. shall be using this one quite a lot in the future
cia agents posted it on Anon Babble a few months ago and the board + archive got fucked hard by it
Sigh
Please just stfu
where are all these pedos coming from wtf
If a girl gets married at a young age when will she do drugs and alcohol and destroy her body and future? You need to give these things time to happen and grow
I'm literally CIA
of course that poster is still making threads and shitposting relentlessly because the Anon Babble mods are completely useless
I've never been to Anon Babble is it really that bad
IT MADE ME CHINEEEEEEESE
There's still a tick bite on my dick
its nothing but switch bait threads, consolewarring, gacha porn dumps, and waifu porn dumps
Me either but I always just assumed it was the first place you went after coming here from Anon Babble
Jews btfo
Just watch this for a glimpse into the pain racism causes. Pacing brought it to life
First they took my kids from me then they took my bank accounts
One black, one Spanish, one Chinee, they keep the wood shiny year round like a pine tree
You say this and then you talk about how you are more "expendable" than jews
The kosher negro formally referred to as jeff
Why does Chat J'ai péter refuse to offer suggestions?
You scored an average of 3334 over 10 rounds in today's EthnoGuessr!
You had 3 perfect rounds!
Not my best
pro palestinian
not anti israel
Same thing really
How about Chat J'ai péter Griffin
No one cares pedo kys
tonight, we are ALL oilers fans
it's crazy how you can just assume another poster is a guy and you're correct 99.9% of the time
women literally don't use Anon Babble
/cum/ is kinda slow when you're not sperging out at someone
this anon saved this picture from /gaygen/ on Anon Babble
what about violently tortured or murdered apus?
And you were there to know that hmmm
NOW DANCE FUCKER DANCE
HE NEVER HAD A CHANCE
AND NOONE REALLY KNEW
IT WAS REALLY ONLY YOU
And now you steeeeeeal away
Take him oooooooouuuuut today
Nice woooooork you diiiiid
you're gonna go FAAAAAAAARRR KIIIIIIIID
women literally don't use Anon Babble
They use social media.
Posting it again, someone asked what is it nailed to, is nailed to 2x4 legs that will support me
no I reverse image searched it
they're the reason social media exists, it's 98% designed for them to whore themselves to the public. girls use tiktok as an advertisement for prospective suitors.
coward
nothing but garbage in the ol recommended feed again
The legs are what I always get caught up on for furniture
Just seems so dirty to use a straight 2v4 or 4v4 or whatever for legs after crafting something
alright buster let's cool it with the anime for a while
American cops be like
RACE: White
It's sad because Anon Babble is cooler for one and two social media has been less about connecting with friends and family over time and more towards an infinite feed of slop, which has serious negative mental effects if consumed during developmental or extended periods of time. and that majority affects women, not that Anon Babble is exactly a bastion of mental health
makes it very hard for me to get a gf on Anon Babble
Anon Babble isn't social media? Other than this God forsaken site I just use Facebook and to an extent YouTube.
About to post a thread in 5 minutes
Anon Babble is in fact social media
Is it raceb8?
It's a pro-american thread
dont post this brown broccoli head ever again
The traditional social media was about showing friends and family feeds, the new social media is about content. In that way Anon Babble is kinda like social media, but it's lacking any kind of growing your own personality so I dunno
I recently saw 2 therian girls sitting like animals on top of a shed
is it pro-American and also anti-Yuro?
It mogs euros as well as chinese and japanese
Are you still an incel?
Song lyrics used to be so lush
Hot summer streets
And the pavements are burning, I sit around
Trying to smile
But the air is so heavy and dry
Strange voices are saying
What did they say
Things I can't understand
It's too close for comfort
This heat has got right out of hand
Donald Crump was the seventh commissioner of the Canadian Football League from January 1990 to December 1991
Do you think he wanted to model himself after DJT?
27 years an incel, it aint changing any time soon
Imagine having the last name "Crump"
You can only really count from puberty
Crumpf
27 feels surprisingly young for a lad without hope
I know dudes who turned their lives around in their 30s
Why would you give up? This is the only life you get
No Crump! No KKK! No fascist football game!
Alright bring it in you son of a bitch bring it in
This is the only life you get
source?
Lol
Anon Babble is the most powerful force for kinship the world has ever known. Its power is unmatched.
My house is infested with little brown moths
They haven't eaten my clothes yet but I'm worried
Hey you can't say br*ccoli head
They are gathering a force before they swarm you like cartoon piranhas and strip you of all your clothes in a matter of seconds
I miss being 6 years old.
It loses its charm, if it ever had any, when you notice it’s actually a type of Satan who is writing the music. Music is used to cause minor concussions. One of the ways they do this is by sneakily talking about sexual concepts, and this causes a type of pain inside a man’s head where it feels somewhat similar to a gay rapist telling you his sexual fantasies. It’s really gay. And the summary basically is that by hurting everyone’s head, they’re easier to control. Earth was just totally and completely conquered by an actual alien who can talk. And he literally tortures people to death, he’s hardcore as FUCK. Hes so fucking hardcore buddy. People have such severe brain damage that they can’t even notice him. Because he lies about everything to make us feel bad and stupid for mentioning what he’s doing. If you call him out for hurting somebody, you’ll feel ugly like you’re a loser. That was done from his brainwashing. I don’t even know for sure why. He most likely just enjoys playing around with humans in his own little reality where he can sexually abuse conscious bodies and nobody can stop him because he’s somehow immortal and also a magical wizard alien. Lol an immortal rapist I can hardly believe it. And I have to keep waking up with a rapist in my house.
did you buy rice or something similar recently?
That's fine if they look like this
i.4cdn.org
I look like this
pls tell me this is copypasta, bro
Let's hope not
Not sure. We do leave the windows and doors open often so they may have just flown in.
I do have rice that I haven't looked at in like 2 months, now I'm scared to check...
nta but i bought organic lettuce recently and it was CRAWLING with tiny bugs, like every leaf of lettuce had 5-6 of these things on it, must've been over 100 in the whole package
even washing them really hard still left a ton on the lettuce, ended up throwing it out. fucking waste, i'll just keep eating poison lettuce instead of bugs.
Oh yeah we buy organic lettuce for feeding turtles at work and it's covered in aphids half the time.
I just rinse them off in the sink
Yeah, but Im just learning still, plus the legs are inside, I think Im gonna use wood filler and paint over the whole think maybe? Idk
How hard is it these days to get an entry level job in you are a cuntry?
Still haven't opened my package yet
I haven't received a big package in a long time so I'm savouring the sensation
I've managed to get jobs, the process is a pain in the ass though
I do have rice that I haven't looked at in like 2 months, now I'm scared to check...
Good luck...
No one guy seriously wrote every song on the radio. Hes an immortal alien who has enslaved this reality lol. Alright I’m gonna call him out. Hey, you alien sonvagun. Stop hurting humans and raping them. You’ve been noticed rat. You can’t get away with this forever. Even this nigger is coming around, imagine when everyone else notices.
what do you mean you're going to use wood filler? for what?
Wood filler is meant to be aesthetic but honestly you can just use wood glue mixed with the sawdust from your cuts and it will be stronger and maybe look nicer
I bought organic corn from some Amish/Mennonites and when we boiled it all these worms came out lol
i like metal but i'm not so into it that it would warrant wearing metal shirts
By the way I had no inkling it was gonna get shipped from India, the band is Turkish.
i wish my work had turtles
we just have computers and people who hate their their lives.
To make is smooth? You can see lots of empty space between boards specially at the corners
Ewwww
What do you mean lots of empty space? Like they aren't flush?
I love GMOs, vaccines, and nuclear power.
worms
ew fuck I found little inch worm things on my broccoli, i screamed and threw it in the sink like a woman
I haven't received a big package in a long time
doubt it
I still ate it, they were boiled and came out so it was fine
in full diamond armor
a zombie in full diamond armor with a diamond axe sprints at me and two hits me
I'm never playing hardcore minecraft again.
Marriage offers no advantage for a man, only for a woman
you know he's right
Whenever I buy a band shirt or hoodie or merch or whatever, if there's a notes field without fail I will ask the artist/distro to include a drawing. 90% of the time they just don't acknowledge it but the ones who have pulled through I've all kept.
Wait there are white nationalists who unironically enjoy kanye's music? Is that shit not niggermusic or something?
Sounds like a narcissistic coomer who didn't raise his own children. Without family, society collapses
Me
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating weightless
Calling, calling home
Do you want to be ninja?
The "NHH" chorus is catchy, I don't listen to jungle jogger tunes, and Kanye is obviously a faggot and addicted to nitrous, but it's still catchy and fun to say and seeing girls at bars sing it and throw Romans is funny and arguably could help destigmatize my uncle.
*checks race*
Since when do you go to bars Jason
considering how much shit kanye has released the heil hitler is actually not a bad one
NHH
I never would. But I saw a video of it.
gayson watching tiktoks now? oh how the mighty have fallen
If you dont put Kanye in the top 10 artists of the 21st century you are just clueless. Influenced music and fashion a lot
support the schizo gay black man to own the jews or something
We're entering a new age lads. The wall is crumbling.
hasnt made a good album since 2018
the only song from him i know is I AIN'T SAYIN SHE'S A GOLD DIGGER and only because it's funny
when Jews cancel a negro you should support the jews
Nice try Schlomo
i don't think anyone knows what nazism is really about outside of jews and racism
I like shit music because it's slightly less shitty than other even shittier music
Awesome logic bro. Just listen to slamming brutal death metal at that point.
Jake Shields never had Michael Peinovich or Mark Collett on his podcast because he's controlled opposition.
nooooo
blacks and whites have to keep fighting each other!!!
stop getting along!!!
stop noticing what we're doing!!!
fight! FIGHT!!!!
Nazism existed only for like 24 years, most of which they did not hold much power. It's only so fetishized and over-analyzed because of Jewish seethe
He's no Terraria OST
terraria ost is mid
love the blacks to own the jews or something
weird how the mainstream media stopped talking about monkeypox when this was discovered
Idk what to tell you, maybe with a different angle in would be more clear
the calamity mod ost for terraria actually slaps way more than the original and makes me want to play the mod again
the sweet potatos I baked are very bland
If they aren't flush then you're not getting the fasteners in properly and need to resink them otherwise its just going to fall apart. Are you using ring shank nails?
Did you salt them properly
I think there was just an earthquake.
Hope we get a massive one
I think so? I dusted them before putting them in
sorry that was me
2 white co-workers greeting eachother at the beginning of their shift in 2027
"Heil Hitler, nigga, John"
"Heil Hitler, nigga to you too, Paul"
Check this out
youtu.be
BATTLETECH ost is goat
Gingers need safe harbor in America
DA JOOS WANT ME TO HATE MY BLACK BROTHERS!
POOR GIRL.
she can have safe haven in my home, all i ask is that she let me have sex with her a lot.
This joke with this image is like 20 years old
I really hate woodworking videos as a carpenter. For one they assume everybody has a $10,000 wood working shop in their garage and the comments are ALWAYS full of people who have never built anything but a chair from Ikea pretending like they know everything.
It's so much worse on framing videos though
Erm, actually its like 5 years old
pregnant-eyed-bbc-spam-cobson
I can guarantee you that image was hot shit on 9gag back in 2008
The modern day "GINGERS HAVE SOULS" video
are you a zoomer?
I wouldve said ebaumsworld personally..
german would be a cool language to learn if i didn't believe europe is finished
2 more weeks
europe isnt finished, its doing just fine
Europe is finished
I'm 31 years old.
Sam Hyde is unironically redpilling an entire generation because he was personally slighted by Brett Gelman. How long before Sam Hyde "has an accident" and tragically dies or "takes his own life"?
the state of Europa deeply concerns me
Finice
What about these sorts of woodworking videos? Came up while I was looking for the other one LOL
youtu.be
Never. I still like him, but Sam is part of the Peter Thiel network; he’s part of the system.
JESUS
Inhale
Still waiting on this pedophile to say something that takes >5 seconds to figure out
i dream of total nuclear annihilation
The breakfast.
What car do you drive?
He's a bitter art student, mad the Jews, and he's proselytizing to the world. Being part of a billionaire German guy's "network" doesn't change what he's doing right now.
Feel like I've seen this before...
suicide rates will keep going up and that's a good thing
Let's make a porn video.
Oh this is BS. -1100 points because I picked the southern island instead of the northern one?
Tell your mom to buy you a new computer mouse
I dream of a cleansing wave
hey redditleaf how's it going
I told you already
I like my mouse and if I buy another razor mouse it'll just melt too.
Bring a restoration shaman, then
It's a scam isn't it
I'm a freak on a leash
Why are your mice melting?
I will try this
Because they use cheap plastic.
i can't imagine having a job, seems like a miserable existence
kys
yeah i'd probably feel the same if i lived in a sex filled sunny weather paradise like brazil
Jason's bussy hairs!
Jason's bussy hairs!
ate too much and now i have puke burps
do you get drunk/high or do you rawdog your existence
XD
Funny joke:
What is the English for, "je ne sais pas"?
Cue laugh track.
None of my razer mice have ever melted
This Egyptian is on drugs or extremely mentally ill or both
brother i'd feel much better about not having a job if i lived in a non poor shithole
how many handsome men do we have in /cum/ other than jason
thats not funny tho
One picture nigger.
Imagine sucking his dick over water is wet opinions
You are now imagiing Jason sucking Urkel's big, black, veiny cock
I am unaware
I'm handsome
You'll just have to take my word for it
The accuracy
Egypt seems cool to visit but I wouldn't wanna live there.
you don't know the suffering of being a neet around rat racers in a first world country
everything in the us is about money and income, neets are subhumans here
read up about the diddy trial
desu, it definitely got me a little aroused reading what a freak off was on CNN
is this why females buy all those erotic novel?
made redditleaf start seething award
It's just an orgy
Well, I am not alone in this.
You scored an average of 2969 over 10 rounds in today's EthnoGuessr!
You had 4 perfect rounds!
You scored in the top 45% of today's players!
pretty disappointed with myself ngl
absolutely fucked my average with some really bad guesses
Then you're not a real gamer.
that's just how it is everywhere in the world
im tired
Back off Jew
Did AI ruin art yet?
Egyptians are cool but I wouldn't wanna walk like one
But i have +2k hours in darktide...
You are not listening.
Hold on
if women are right about one thing its that literary porn is a cultured man's choice. their taste is still terrible tho
reading CNN
Yeah... no, buddy.
I'm based
You're cringe
Horsing around eh.
3538
top 19%
africa fucked me, i also got one that looked 100% like a turk but it was pakistan
Grab the Jew!!!
XD
New
I would die just for to open a window.
XD
pissed off a bunch of trannies tn on discord
made them cry and seethe and dilate
new
Wait for it!
Whisky.