You are now aware horseshoe crabs aren't really crabs

"I knew that already, asshole!"

Yeah? Did you also know they're not even crustaceans? Thought so.

You learned something new today, you're welcome.

Did you also know they're not even crustaceans?

Yes.

I don’t care
I still love them

Solid-Snake-in-a-box ahh looking mfs

Which side it the head and which is the butt?

Do people eat those things?

Cool as fuck is what they are.

not crustacean but chelicerates

they are more related to scorpions, mites, and spiders

Then does that mean eating them is equivalent to eating bugs?

I've held several.
Did you know they have blue blood and hugs your hand with their funny little legs when you hold them?

Now you know.

roundhouse kick horseshoe crabs into open fire
stick that pointy thingy into a germans urethra
dilate trannies with horseshoe crabs

horseshoe crabs are more human than humans
god's perfect creation

Why does God loves crabs so much?

i knew all those, so i learned nothing new, asshole

kys

Idk. But I've seen on TV in childhood, that people catch these creatures, extract some liquid from their "spine" and then release them. People use it for production of some specific medicine or something.

You shouldn't really have sex with them, no matter how horny you are.

yes, but it's good that russians can't afford medicine and just die

Polack butthurt out of nothing

Rent free.

I would stick one up into this guys ass so it crawsl into his intestines and then send him to the trenches of ukraine

btw in russia if you have gay sex but are the top you are not considered gay, for this reason a lot of russians are gay because they rape each other at school, prison, army etc

Imagine how many gypsies finna get ghetto rich from that

Good thing they aren't in asia you gookfucks would've eaten them.

oh yes I would love to talk to gypsies to convince them to sell some random blue liquid like a car wiper wash or something to russians and scam them that it's a horseshoe crab blood so they inject themselves with it and die

This pic is what I was talking about.

you are asian too you fucking muslim
look at this kuffar you should stone him to death for having gay sex

What
I'm taking about your image

Don't bother. Seems like he forgot to take his meds today.

you should kiss now faggots
pls send me a discord invite to those gypsies

I'll kiss you.

die
bleee
burn
go spread hiv to other russians now
inject russians with hiv infected krokodil

Don't be shy, come here =*

I always knew they were some ancient aliens bullshit
that shit never passed as a crab or crustacean

YWNBAC

Ill extract your craniospinal fluid and sell it to a witch doctor in china you cabbage munching barbarian

if you come in a vincity of me you will get DRONEFUCK by NATO oopsie daisy no eu entrance for you

You're such a tsundere, anon.

pedophile is kinda similar to homosexual go take your pozzed load from russians

You and russians are indistinguishable for me you should embrace your slavic brother the only difference between you is the flavour of cuckstianity

why the fuck are you implying that im christian??? fuck jesus and fuck allah mashallah you fucking brainwashed third worlder
drinking camel piss after midnight is not haram because allah can't see at night

Ah you aren't christian?
Well that was the only difference between you and the godless eastern horde, you're officially indistinguishable from a russian now

russians are not godless they worship putin he is their god
only a liberal white man can be godless, we are like gods to third worlders like you
the name allah came from lah and lah was the word for a citizen of the great lehia empire in the ancient times, by worshipping allah you basically worship polish people