CVS/Pharmacy edition
/brit/
u gon link or nah
First time I retracted my foreskin I was 22 years old
mines at 12-13
had smegma
what does that mean?
It's just gross euro shit
mad that all human population came from 2 people
gooseberg taking a dip haha
Mr BEAN only had 15 episodes
spread out over 5 years between 1990-1995
mental
He did have 2 films though tbf
The new 'eitch
I am literally Gigi.
stop posting thus utter cunt
Alri
need to impregnate your sister
got the toast on
got /brit/ open
got the eggs sizzling
got the tea poured
got the poo brewing
Bloody hate wogs so I do
Richard Curtis is maried to Sigmund Freud's great grandaughter
odd that
Eating a succulent Chinese meal
I'm coming back wit da blost
thinking about the time I wrote an extremely detailed facebook post on what my theme song would be as a wwe wrestler
drinking a succulent Chinese beer myself
feel stressed about toil
also feel stressed about gymtoil
and also stressed about familytoil
I can't imagine willingly getting a gf on top of all that
how can one man handle so much stress
bloody impossible
I don't know how shaggers do it
best gta 5 mission is the one where you plant a bomb in mark zuckerbergs phone and you detonate while hes speaking at a conference
Doing an orrible poo
Well they are both jewish mate
Guy who created Netflix was related to Sigmund Freud
yeah?
curtis isn't jewish you vile little racist
why do you feel stressed about gym
Same for Edward Bernays who created advertising
"psychiatry is a racket for the jews" - Olivia Soprano
Yes he is you silly sod
What does that make me? A god of fools. A god of....
cause I've been doing it since new years and seen absolutely no gains
I just want nice arms ffs
Abs are easy to acquire but arms are impossible for some reason
i believe in you lad, maybe try changing your methods or diet. i've never really been toned but at least with strength i used to just lift a little every day and got pretty stronk
got the big clive on
so is this egypt flag a bot or something
arms are very stubborn to grow desu, not uncommon
just keep at it lad
What's a blind, man?
I think it's time for me to cry
might walk to mcdonalds and have a cheeky 2am meal
one of the grimmest things I've ever read
bad on any day but on a fucking wednesday?
in the middle of the week?
bet they just have the drive thru open and you'll be standing there like you're a car you wasteman
lmao
ah fuck
this is sad
this saddens me
my haplogroup is C4be
i don't drive, i said walk you illiterate mong
bet they just have the drive thru open
i've been there before at this time and they've been fully open
not sure why you're pretending to be me
doing an absolutely horrific poo
Unironically think Scottish people are superior to the English
they wear skirts, they dress like GIRLS!
he doesn't let his bum get aired out
Okay poopy stinky
haplogroups
*tips fedora*
im employed woman on vpn
nigga heil himmler
why is there no mena thread somebody make one
I was looking for a job and I found a job but heaven knows I am miserable now
Sometimes I feel sorry for myself, and then I remember that there are 2 billion people in the South Asian subcontinent and I'm not one of them
Kettle Chips or Sensations?
ktim
only thing i know about CVS is that vid of the german guy review water
sensations Thai sweet chilli is goated
hi team
A Million beers
Getting bummed
That looked very promising bro
No. Music.
i love you i know you're not a bot and you're a real person typing
Basketball in the ass.
my poo smells like shite
one of my fondest childhood memories?
downloading music from iTunes to my ipod shuffle
maroon 5 were my favorite at that time.
no this is not you
What's the dog doing?
getting hungry lads
noooo dont say nonsense stop it beat your bot programminig
Hate yanks
Wotsits, bruce
Air
Holy peng look at those chebs popping out of the shirt
farting
I usually look at my dick
bet you struggle to see it with how small it is
chakalaka
Drinking tea with a taste of the Delaware
Sullenly on my cart in the mart
Here you'll find
My sharts and I
YOURE NOT A BOT STOPPP
You are not a scientist
youre awake stop it!
Pain