1 AM-edition
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
Sweatpants
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im just gonna goon.
Proud recipient of the Spent 3 hours on a late night drive with an insanely pretty girl award
:)))
I do not understand wtf she sees in me but im here for it
Been having some really off the wall dreams lately but i can't remember anything about em
She looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome
who asked
Good job, dummy, when you seeing her again?
insanely pretty
septum piercing
bro simping over leftovers
sleepberg has me in its clutches, I think this is the end
go on without me, /cum/. Dont let my sacrifice be in vain...
did you get to 2nd base
would you settle for a girl who had six boyfriends and had lots of sex and had a very promiscous past like posting her biting a used condom on instagram but she now promises to be loyal to you?
No I already have a loyal girlfriend and I took her virginity
Poop with me, poop on thee
Ordered some clothes online, what do you feel of this style anons?
anon's girlfriend is a landwhale
Wouldn't wear any of these desu
under 100 lbs, 10 years younger than me, no piercings or tattoos, employed, property owner
Would you wear this to your friend's wedding?
how old are you? 28?
34
No but I'd wear that alien shirt casually
your girlfriend was a virgin until 24?
I've been with her for 3 years, so 21
Shes also never drank alcohol or done drugs
where did you meet her? At church?
he met her at yo mommas house
I just do it because if I don't I will literally not fall asleep
Home Depot was the first place we met
There's a creature making a ruckus outside my window
Check out what I found on marketplace
Nigger heil hitler
Two cats used to meet right outside my bedroom window and fuck really loudly all the time.
I live in the past still I'm still somewhere between 2005 and 2013. I don't wanna leave never ever
Real nigcro hours who up?
U bes smash Dat mf like button
We need to annex canada still
it doesnt matter if china is selling us their rare earth minerals now
we NEED to free the canadian people from the oppressive monarchy
its manifest destiny
true
pondering why Delaware exists
taking a stroll through the park
kids are playing
people are picnicking
someone is flying a kite
out of nowhere some brigands in chainmail and leathers cut you off on the sidewalk
youtu.be
What do you do
dela-wherefore art thou
Delaware does not exist nigga. Shit literally a conspiracy theory
Wtf my phone let me play that video while not stopping my music in the background. How the fuck? Anyways, I immediately assume the position (face down ass up) to intimidate that foul scoundrel
*The Home Depot
Canada is what’s known as a ‘crowned republic’
The monarch does literally nothing
It’s the Laurentian Elite that’s fucking us over; similar to your DC swamp situation
I miss Sleepy Joe.
Where do you live that a septum piercing means anything at all? Nebraska?
America
That wouldn't be true in most of america. Probably not even true in any part of it where that's the uniformly held opinion even
I stopped at a gas station there once that had porta potties instead of real restrooms
Tax haven
i'm not meant to be living in the modern age
i should be a blacksmith or coal miner or something and die at 50
3 more hours of toil and then I can get some sleep. Enough to get up and do it again
I'd love to travel to medieval Europe just for a few weeks
Pre-black death
i could have been a blacksmith or coal miner if i were born 200 years ago, i don't even have to go that far back
You can be a blacksmith or coal miner today too
oh
i've wasted my life
you would've been a loser back then just as much as you are today
Both of those jobs can be started at any age
Or should I say, the path to both of those jobs.
You don't want to be a coal miner though, that shit is hard-core
but i would have been a loser with a job, or at least i would have died earlier if not
im a loser babee so why don't you kill me
i can sacrifice you if you want to die earlier
oh it's brian. go ahead and try but magic's not real dumb faggot.
i will give you a sigil and you need to drop a few drops of your blood on it. are you willing to do that?
yeah sure go ahead
Yes
here you go. draw it on a piece of paper then burn it after spilling your blood on it.
Nigga that’s that Harry Potter sign
Is that the AIDS logo
Hello
Is this meant for Brian
it's 2025. there's nothing wrong with sucking cock.
Took the trash out at 5:30am and saw my first raccoon ever. Where dafuq do they go during the day?
fact check: it’s gross
saying that implies you've tried it
i don’t need to try eating poo to know it’s gross
poop tastes like burnt vegetables from what i've heard
test
Sleeping maybe
If she's 25+ she's ovulating hard and will fuck any man she finds passable because she's hornier than you were as a teenager.
It's 5 in the fucking morning
Have to make it to the coffee machine
using chainsaws before 8am has to be illegal. I don't get why people pretend that suburbs are peaceful and relaxing.
Sorry I was playing with my pussy