/brit/

Keir Starmer fire edish

slam bam wham bam

You will have your immigration and you will like it. Here's why

State of that freak

Second day on Mounjaro lads

mumberg is getting the pension now but it's not enough
she thinks she should be entitled to my late father's one as well
unlimited entitlement
we are a care home nation with a health service attached
grim

There's no such thing as a third space anymore

what is an example of a third space that used to exist and no longer does

Beards are too itchy and horrible especially in the summer. YUCK!

SSRIs are like sugar pills

I'm sure this man has no motivation to want migration

not working today. i'm "sick", you see

a second jonut has just went down the esophagus

As someone with tiny hands I fucking hate oven gloves. Just use a tea towel.

42 and starting to go grey now. Also noticed white nose hairs and white chest hairs. My ear hair is also coming along nicely

ok unc

it can smell the jew

you tried them coca cola jaffa cakes?

how do you make it to 42 and still be this big of a runt

yeah?

I'm 33 and have greys
Started getting them at 21

42

deary me

they cut down my anxiety by like 40% which is better than nothing

Dont you pay into a pension scheme to secure your comfort in retirement? Whats the point in working 50years and retiring at 68 and not being able to actually enjoy some of the fruits of your labour? Blaming white people who have worked all their life as an excuse for why the country is in a mess is a lie by you know whats to demand more immigration and obfuscate government mismanagement

may as well take sugar pills for your made up 'condition'

dont enjoy smoking weed without tobacco, just doesn't hit the same

42

Why dont you get one of your kids (assume theyd be at least 10 by now) or your wife to get the stuff out the oven

going to draw so much fucking yuri on my uni break can’t wait
also going to get my license

Whats the point in working 50years and retiring at 68 and not being able to actually enjoy some of the fruits of your labour?

retiring long before that me

i put a sugar pill in your mums arse mate

Mongs on here don't understand this, shouting into the void mate.

i do
tobacco is kind of grim 2bh makes the smell linger way more too

contemplating suicide due to hiccups

women went exctint in 1995 its all holograms now

responded to your own boring ahh post award

lol

Also fine as youd be drawing from your private pension not state pension

people roast us for having tv licences but australians need a yuri licence

nobody actually works to retirement age anymore, thats what all the brown imports are for

just work til your 45-50 then retire to eastern europe where you can live off 10k a year like a king

Hash and tobacco joints for me de lad, though I've not smoked in a while.

haha!

Nice try Bruce

You don't understand state pensions. They're paid for by current taxpayers. You don't give money to the government for them to invest and secure your pension. You pay in and for each year you pay in you're guaranteed an income paid for by future taxpayers. The current boomers paid a lot less to support their generation's pensioners because:
a) There were a lot less pensioners
b) They all died shortly after pension age anyway.
Now they're living till their 80s / 90s, which is looking at well over 20 years of state contributions, paid for by us. And like I said earlier, we also incur huge costs to our NHS to keep them alive so they can sponge off the state for that little bit longer.

dude weed lamo

damn no kids? I'll be you in another decade

why do all you arab freaks smoke hash instead of flower? dont get me wrong good hash is peng but 90% of the time its shit in comparison

idk why they don’t legalise weed in aus literally everyone smokes it

poop weener

Don't know why you think I'm an arab.

Everyone pays national insurance of voluntary pension contribution. Relying on just a government state pension is not going to see you live the life of luxury anons seem to think it does.
Most people dont use the NHS except as a child or and old person. Ive not been to the hospital or GP since i was like 16. The whole NHS is geared towards that

Dont you pay into a pension scheme to secure your comfort in retirement?

no
my mother did not pay into a pension scheme
she expects the state to look after her

Could sell local weed for a 10x markup in aussieland. Might steal a boat

maybe part of the high is doing crime

Hope you don't lad. It's a grim existence being alone

doesnt matter much to the gooner mind

cant you get a prescription? just go to your doctor and say you suffer with adhd and insomnia, you have to try 1 alternative method (doctor will prescribe you some pills just dont take them) and then after that they can give you a weed prescription that you can use for any online dispensary

even lets you travel with weed in your luggage etc as long as you carry your prescription, just have to check the laws for each country for example spain you can't fly into the country with more than 14g on you

Was she a house wife? Tbh housewives got fucked over

tell her i think she's a silly billy for that financial decision

nope always worked
I don't have statistics but I would guess a large number of boomers don't have private pensions of any significant amount
they only made employer pensions autoenroll like 10 years ago

always get funny looks when i use my weed vape in airport smoking areas

Do people really not think about their future...

Slice of cherry almond tart, a black coffee, and a cigarillo on the sunny morning balcony

Shame there's no art hoes around to 'mire me

thanks bro, i'm banking on a heart condition putting me out of commission around that age (fingers crossed)

*does a little dance*
get on it lads yes cmon

Why was Rorke so eager to have "Poles out, Pakistanis in"?

penger food, nobody wants polish food do they

where do the art hoes hang out these days?

I wish everyone got funny looks when they vaped/smoked
Disgusting habit

pret

Should be a bakewell tart

think people just aren't used to smelling weed inside an airport, little do they know i'm just medicating aha x

The migrants were a punishment for wanting Brexit, not a consequence

this one has young Rorkes (me) doing knee slides at the school disco
youtube.com/watch?v=ZocZDQDLKg4&list=RDaAJNm0ApPjk&index=29

Cabbage rolls are nice

thats such a boomer cafe

i have a weed prescription but fuck paying dispensary prices, yeh the weed is nice but i can get similar quality weed off archetyp for £100 less

i need a car to access nature how fucked up is that

I'm not sure what you're arguing about here. My argument comes that we have the highest tax burden since WW2, and the majority of that is to pay for boomers who:
a) Had access to Final Salary Pension Schemes
b) Free Higher Education
c) Cheaper Housing, at a time where one income could provide a comfortable standard of living for the family.
And there's probably loads of other benefits they got that I can't recall off the top of my head.
And as thanks for this they gave us:
a) Brexit
b) A lockdown or 3 to protect themselves instead of doing the honourable thing and just dying
c) A fucked housing market and continuous objections to new housing developments to protect their "view" and squeeze the house market even more
d) A sky high national deficit, with interest payments that need to be paid for by current taxes
e) A Financial Crisis
f) Tuition Fees, resulting in young people graduating with £45K of debt, no jobs and a fucked housing market where they have to rent for all eternity, in properties likely to be owned by boomers.
And despite all this, they still want more and bitch and screech like mad if you try and take away the slightest benefit, and they're too fucking dumb to realise that they are the problem!
So yeah, fuck old people, they're cunts and the main reason why this country is in the shitter. Oh, and our really high immigration levels. A good portion of that is for care workers to look after, you guessed it, old cunts!

youtube.com/watch?v=Odg5HpCYKhY
Listening to our PM's favourite band. What do you lads think of Nick Cave?

I think it should be the other way round, when people are young they should be allowed to frolic and fuck and party and once they get old and life becomes shit they can work their way into the grave.

wish my phone took better pictures, why does the moon always look monged

Nary a pixel

*incomprehensible city slicker noises*

me when im the only slim person at work

cant get a job
cant get a job

This is a great picture

Is British weather actually bad or is it just something brits like to exaggerate and complain about?

It seems pretty fine to me, warm in the summer, not as cold as the rest of northern europe in the winter.

we have the highest tax burden since WW2

Tax was like 90% under labour in the 60s

Shoulda introduced compulsory retirement payments in a Super like our government did in the 90s

never thought this is where my life would have turned out. legitimately thought I'd be married with a couple kids by now at 32. I feel like killing other men's wives and children out of jealousy...

It is lush in the summer. Best place in the world imo
But winter it's horrible and rainy

You don't understand what a tax burden is retard!

Lol

just talk to women

no

imagine being a bird and she has her ovarian clock ticking
you'd be giving any decent fella the time of day

dangerous and downright stupid

he thinks women are capable of logical thought

youtube.com/watch?v=IEnVcYLmXUs

on Duolicious telling all the femcels to take their top off

incels will never do this. they want everything handed to them on a platter with zero effort involved

they can be more sensible certainly

how does this not work

plenty of 30 year old fujos who have never touched a penis out there for you to claim

Oh I almost forgot, final rant about old people. Ever wondered why your council tax goes up every year but the service gets worse?
Well the Tories mandated through parliament that councils MUST provide social care for people, and guess who takes up the most social care.
Oh that's right. Fucking old people!

Mad that they had free tuition fees yet less people went to university than now and we have even more universities and no polytechnics. People have a very low interest loan to the government ans .any dont ever have to pay back their tuition fees

Cheaper Housing, at a time where one income could provide a comfortable standard of living for the family.

Yes housing was cheaper but so were wages. The vast majority of people rented or had council houses up until thatcher. And if you did want to buy a house getting a mortgage was a lot more difficult they didnt lend money like they do now

wanting kids

imagine bringing more souls into the thresher
not that i have a choice, being a virgin freak. but still

I mean isn't everywhere in Europe really cold in the winter? It seems like it's not as bad in Britain.

And immigrants

Managerberg senses my incoming resignation letter, I haven't even been trying to hide the fact that I have completely checked out from this job.

He's a proper corporate dick sucker and always making excuses when the company fuck us over with pay rises and shit. He thinks if he brown noses them all the time they will notice he is a good goy, he hasn't clicked yet that he has been at the company 11 years longer than I have an he's only on about £5k more than me. Absolutely grim.

weather isnt that bad
however we just get less sun than russia overall
dont just expect a sunny day

reckon women are evil

yes, and? you're implying there is something wrong with that? you think I should put effort into courting a woman that's had sex with another man? pathetic little tick worm you are. worthless troglodytes like you are the reason why everything has gone down the shitter
total incel victory

Nick Cave wants to be an AmeriGOD so badly, yet another national humiliation for bruce

Yes housing was cheaper but so were wages.

Go learn what a fucking ratio is mate

rockstar have pulled a blinder getting all the normoid women invested into GTA by making the protag a shredded white guy that they all want to fuck

diddy ahh post

looking to move jobs in 2 years time me

our winters are mild compared to much of europe. not sure what he's complaining about really. some people just like to moan

Ahmed i dont think you get it. But old people who've worked all their life and paid into UK through tax and NI are actually entitled to social care. And many people here feel their families and loved ones should receive that care. You and and your 20 cousins who brought your parents uncles and aunts whove lived in pakistan all their life and contributed nothing arent entitled but do receive you see the deficit here?

This.
This.
This.

Any graphs before Margaret Thatcher introduced right to buy?

doing a nice poo

just ate some walnuts

He does look like some televangelist pastor that tries to grift retarded Southerners into tithing for the megachurch, thoughbeit. I like his moustache look the best.

Ripped white guy and thick Latina are probably the most desirable demographics for the widest range of women and men of all races, this was probably researched and they had focus group testing

desu, I'm white British and one of the saving graces of the Tory policy here was that they mandated each council is responsible for its own care. That somewhat protects you from the hordes of immigrants who marry their cousins and have spacka kids that need social care because it's generally limited to where they reside, e.g. Bradford / West Yorkshire / Birmingham.
That's why Bradford City Council got special dispensation to increase their council tax by 10% by the Labour Government because of all the inbred kids needing social care.

Nah UK winters are just bad weather, honestly. We've seen our fair share

My man pussy is literally leaking

do incels really think like this?

just found a willy in my pants

what the hell is a fujo? is that thai prostitute?

And which councils are in debt? The ones with high immigrant population or the ones with high elderly population?

work in transportation

mfw the amount of non native mongs who get transported around for free

and we pay for this btw

good to see chet hanks getting work

not an incel but yes

type of jelly sweet

most desirable demographics for the widest range of women and men

Thats not what anons spam on here all the time. Are you sure thats right mate?

Havent read any of the many scrolls posted in this thread. Nobody subscribed to your blog

in exciting news someone fat and ugly fancies me on hinge

Believe it or not the /brit/ schizo appetite for black men and trannies isn't representative of normie sexual preferences

many such cases

found a funny british channel where he uses a picture of a roman emperor as an avatar and it's actually a paki

Every single council is fucked! Social care is absolutely crippling them. The article I linked to about Hampshire states that they pay 87% of their budget to social care and they're not even the worse one.
There's a graph from the article, make your own judgment about whether its immigration or elderly care.

Trans history: Existing quietly up until 2012, then being really fucking annoying in universities, then being violent in the streets, then forcing themselves into everyone’s lives, and now everyone hates you.

taking my time

women that like anime of boys kissing a bit too much

Bradford

Birmingham

Leeds

Nottingham

Leicester

Hmm no it must be old people

As someone who lives in a neighbourhood that was flooded by south americans, most of the women are fat, misshapen and annoying.

When people lust over latinas what they're really lusting over are just southern european chicks.

I used to kiss her man
Shit was so cash

very true
i live in the southwest and they're literally all just blobby goblins

And the other five counties in that list?
maybe it's a combination of old people and immigrants. Maybe they're both as bad as each other though I blame old people for our current immigration problems so the majority of my hate goes towards them

If you take away benefits from foreigners they will just leave.

centering my chakra

ban puffer jackets and e-bikes

pale skinned dark haired latinas are the most beautiful women on earth

Being in love with someone still is kind of peak

Legit had one in my class claim the CIA was the reason south america was a shithole and I had to stifle laughter.

She was a literal dark skinned sphere with a monobrow, like come on, your countries are shit because it's full of people like you.

Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with?

just saw a vid of a Down syndrome guy doing a dance in his bedroom with a big ass nazi flag on the wall

Australian /brit/ poster was he?

Herding the wacky bruces into a containment truck heading to the euthanasia clinic

kaotic (punktum) com/video/ced4b90e_20211113025553_t

ok thanks for that

energy crystals charging
aura expanding

They dont understand the things i say on Anon Babble

Here you go, looks like we're back to c.1880 levels of ratio right now

Winds me up when cunts who clearly do zero exercise are wearing trainers in public as casual shoes. Off for a run are you? Didn't fucking think so.

Yeah I like my COFFEE BLACK
Like HOW I LIKE my women

Ww1 was a great time to buy a house huh

im usually wearing my espadrilles

wanking over employed womens chebs again

so diddy paid male escorts to fuck and piss on his wife while he had an oily wank in the corner
mad diddy was an actual cuck and made use of the cuck chair in hotel rooms
mad

Yeah, loads of people died and the UK population decreased, reducing demand for housing but we weren't getting bombed to shit by the Germans like we were in WW2 so supply was unaffected.
Simple supply and demand

Oh well. Another pointless day.

Rorke hurriedly hiding his "brexity things"

putrid blobs of brown goo falling from my arse

Is there where you incels go on about how a master key is good, but a lock unlocked by many keys is bad

Sad stuff 2bh

Parentbergs paying my car tax and insurance, yes I’m almost 30, yes this is a win

He is a mongrel mob member

I'm a little pork pie

'

T. 30y/o Gf finally settled down after riding the cock carousel for 10years

if you add up all the numbers on a roulette wheel it adds up to 666

all you need to know really init, devils work in action

Employed Woman titjob

Stanley Poo Brick

His movies are actually kino though

i want to go Greece and iran

Barry Lyndon is in my top 5

mental how fit i am

Good book that

what are they doing in aus anyway? seems very random

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

gfs cat is called mr purrington and it sickens me because i guarantee she got inspo from reddit or something

That name is decades old

does she do baby voices with it

not him but we have good relations with south american universities loads of my lecturers were brazilian

Would you rather be single than go out with a woman who has shagged before? I've shagged before so I'm not expecting a potential partner to be a virgin

..yh

i like when white people say shit like "you're on thin ice pal"

bought 12 eggs from Tesco but didn’t check them. Just seen that 5/12 are fucking smashed
Actually raging

Hitler would have loved Diet Dr Pepper

love when women do that

You're barking up the wrong tree

What about when non-white people do?

Think he preferred methamphetamines

i don't give a rat's ass!!!!

Need Emma Watson to go #2 in my mouth.

Our government started dumping them here in the past ten years or so. Before that most Australians didn't even know what south americans looked like.

just tall to a woman broooo

just be confident broooooooo

it's that easy to get a gf broooooooooo

why are you faggots like this?

imagine her taking a dump on the floor then stomping in it and shoving her foot in your mouth

They be needing shagged lad

Definitive ranking of Midwest sayings

how do you think folks get gfs? by staring at the void?

easiest time in the history of the world to shag rn mate

British capitalists who employ niggers as labour are utter vermin.

I say all of these and I've never lived in the midwest

I figured out how to do high quality rips from spotify
No more subscriptions for me deeeeee lad

need a femdom gf

any good?

whoopsie daisy

and their leftypol useful idiots cheer it on lol

It's actually one of the hardest.

Midwest

These are just general American sayings

mmm moderately sized boobies

Have to deal with africans over the phone at work (They work for the NHS)

No idea what the fuck they're saying

Always rude and rushing

odd

its easy if you actually talk to women

Keir Starmer

I come here to say that I also hate Keir Stamer because he is a puppet of Soros and he is destroying your country (like our traitor president sanchez)

And I am fully Spanish.

dangerous and downright stupid

switch from boxers to briefs

actually super comfy

Am I getting old?

let's skedaddle

I say this unit

not much of a pedigree chum are you

Just opened my old iPhone from 8 years ago when I was in uni and genuinely can’t believe what a shagger I was compared to now. I used to get drunk and just sent random girls dirty messages and ask them to come over and shag, have so many tit, arse and minge pictures from random girls, different texts arranging whose flat I was going to shag girls in, texts with dealers buying all sorts of drugs.

Now I’m a 27-year-old overweight OLD man who hasn’t had sex in two years sat at my gay little office job full of women who don’t know what a stud I was back in the day. How the fuck do I reawaken that part of me it’s depressing me so bad

idk how you find them comfy, maybe you're just a ballbaglet

switched from boxers to the gfs panties me and never locked back

Most are English

27 really isn't that old i don't see an excuse

Basedo

Most of these are literally just British sayings though. Why do Yanks always think they’re the first and only ones to say things?

There is nowhere to talk to women though.

I've been saying so much incorrect info in this general lately I apologize

just gained a clue

theres a reason the entire planet hates them

I had a really bad relationship end in a horrible way a couple of years ago and I’ve been a changed man ever since

Just do your best anon

Discord trannies are literally right there

Business idea: depopulation of subsaharan Africa.

"you betcha!!!" is extremely american dad coded

Never been in trouble with the police myself yet I actually fucking hate them so much. I'm glad they get spit on by heroin addicts and have to work bank holidays and Christmas shifts.

Being a police officer used to command respect, now they're all just faggots and women.

Hello Spainlad

Actually I think that image is just referring to the distribution of those sayings within America. In that case, those are spoken more by Midwesterns than other Americans.

gl on ranger boots x

I cannot imagine a British person saying skedaddle or news flash buddy.

how horrible are we talking?

Well you just wait a gosh darn minute, bucko

having fun 190?

Uni was a different time mate. Did acid the night before an exam because one of the lads was back from a year abroad and we went raving
Don't even like having more than a few pints on a work night these days

Tbh theyve probably seen some extremely Grim things idk how they can be leftypol

i'm 33 this year, virgin and unemployed

is there any chance of me speedrunning or is it over

did it turn you gay?

dont think its possible to fix your personality and defective brain which caused that.

just stick around until ai gfs lad

mate...

hello im homosexual

grim but also ktim just 5 years younger
but i do have something going for myself so i dont end up like you

Life is just trial and error innit

Try asking out a girl, it might not work, but then you learn for next time

Try applying for a job, you might not get it, but you'll learn something for next time

As long as you don't take stupid risks, it's just trial and error

We moved in during before Covid, ended up hating each other, couldn’t move out because of lockdown, she ended up becoming a verbally abusive alkie, kept trying to leave and she used to threaten to kill herself if I left or say she would tell police I raped her, checked my phone constantly because she thought I was cheating (I actually was but hid it well) and it all ended up with her having a breakdown in front of her parents and her dad trying to beat me up

I work for a pension company that offloaded about 50% of the customer service work to a team in India to try and save money.

Not even joking, we got the stats after 6 months and the number of complaints went up like 2000% from the previous year. The damage they did on the admin side was unreal too, a dedicated team had to be created that exclusively fixed mistakes that the jeets did, it took them weeks.

lol

Are you healthy and fit at least?

checked my phone constantly because she thought I was cheating (I actually was but hid it well)

So you write all that trying to make her sound like the bad one when actually the bad one was you

28-32 is prime man (if he's somewhat wealthy by then)

I actually was

So she was in the right the whole time

It's over.

“well slap my ass and call me sally!”

sounds like she was right honestly LOL
hate women but lmao

Yes, like I learned that trying in life just gets me stressed out, so I learn not to

this is true but because of peacocking wog culture taking these risks means embarrassment despite being necessary as a result of baby boomer parenting

Sounds funny but I think I actually have PTSD or something similar from the year or so we lived together. Don’t trust women anymore and I used to love women
She was like this before I cheated on her and I only started because she literally used to get pissed every night and go to bed at like 9pm and leave me on my own for the rest of the night (until she woke up in the morning hungover and started shouting at me)

checked my phone constantly because she thought I was cheating (I actually was but hid it well)

Based

She was like this before I cheated on her and I only started because she literally used to get pissed every night and go to bed at like 9pm and leave me on my own for the rest of the night (until she woke up in the morning hungover and started shouting at me)

Doesn't justify cheating does it

I think people only say this on the internet lol

Dont reply to him

he didn't get the memo

Or is it just migration for our enemies now, not just slave class to exploit?