Let's go drink a beer outside
Let's go drink a beer outside
VGH
Did you watch your local military parade celebrating 80 years since winning the war?
This is a clip from it
That's not local, I don't know this place
I'm outside but can't decide where to go to drink, I guess I'll just keep walking for a while
That's Yakutsk
I love you Ivan
Maybe some village or a military base near Yakutsk but not actual Yakutsk
Plus I was at the parade
Thanks Bob
Funny story happened in that white building, an old guy told me to follow his example and drink my piss
I'll tell it later
Well that's bullshit because I'm from Yakutsk and I don't recognize that place. The military parade is always held at the so called victory square and that's not it
Here's where the beer is sold
I feel like an ipa or a dark beer today
They had neither so I got an apa
Now I gotta decide where to drink it
Stone bridge or wooden bridge?
Assuming that no muskrats live here would be a mistake
Ugh just passed a group of alcoholics on a bench
Here's where I'll be drinking
Cheers
Fuck the hell they need
I'm moving
That's a high house
Because of walking the beer is foaming up in my breast pocket so I can't go far. I'll return, I hope the cops left
both look equally unstable
whoever made the second bridge there had a sense of humor
Back on my spot
Seems safe but some alcozombie is approaching, I hope he won't interact
They're both safe enough for their purpose
Why is it in English?
Why wouldn't it be
Some cyclist stopped near me to smoke
This is a nice spot after all
Idk why but drinking in Yakutsk feels much better compared to Moscow. You can drink much more and not feel any negative effects
4 beers in Yakutsk feel like 1 beer in Moscow
This effect has been tested and proved many times
I'm finished
A creek
It's open
Yeah this happens here
There is another gamer somewhere in yakutsk
That blue glass building, to the right from the pink Steve building, was built like ore than 20 years ago and has been empty ever since. For some reason.
Yakutsk is the most chronically online city in Russia. Gamers, egirls, goths, weebs, cosplayers etc, we have lots of them
Depressing city tbqh famalam
depressing
Meaningless word
I just passed three girls with colorful hair
Yakutsk is the most chronically online city in Russia.
dont blame them. it sounds pretty comfy chilling on the pc while its -50 outside
We have a cool ravine
If your city doesn't have a cool ravine you have no right to criticize us
Yeah it is comfy
post qt e-girls then
I'm not gonna take photos of random women
But in my favorite bar in this city half of the girls don't wear bras
This is how the average Ivan lives
Grim. It's just like how they said on Anon Babble.
I'm here for the piss-drinking story
Got a tea and a chicken pie
But in my favorite bar in this city half of the girls don't wear bras
do you absolutely have to photograph it
A bridge across the ravine
Ahhh gotta pee
XD
how much did it cost?
I used to know a girl from Yakutsk but then she moved to Georgia because she hated Putin, wondering if she's still there
Why does it look like that, i am further north than you are in small town and its less gray, dirty and depressing
Absolutely overpriced, 300 rubles for the pie and 200 for the tea
yeah, thats expensive. would cost around the same here
I know one yakut-femboy from there
is that commieblock on the right new? aka putinka?
pee
Do you at least hide before doing it, or do it in public?
It's that the new album cover for Molchat Doma?
Tbh this looks like a school play parade, by kids for their parents
What are those metal sheds for?
So Russkies basically know how to speak and read English huh. Love that Anglo-American global cultural hegemony.
I love this. City looks like a place with lots of history. Neglected half functional shit everywhere, old soviet blocks to live in...
I dont know why, places like this have something you cant replicate artificially. Everything has a story, therefore a soul. Thanks for sharing a beer with us.
I hate living in a sanitized concrete jungle. Feels like an asylum with trees planted on tiny squares near the road. I would prefer this. Except I get stabbed on the way to groceries maybe, that seems the downside.
Я в твoих cтeнaх, ниггa
Post your local ravine before speaking
Yes
I just peed under a house
Garages
You get it
stabbed
Violent crime almost doesn't happen to regular citizens in Russia. You have much bigger chances getting stabbed in the first world
Going home through the port
weather is great today and I wish I could go outside and have a beer but I'm stuck at work for now :(
The so called municipal beach. After celebrating the math exam here at 18 I got acute pancreatitis
Today at work they told me that I must come up with a Japanese surname to not scare the clients
Dang ol cloudy
you are femboy?
Had my prom on this ship
We have these towers all over Yakutsk. I don't know their purpose but they appear in dreams
SOVL THREAD!
I hate when this happens. A few weeks ago I went to to a basement hipster concert. Grabbed a beer from a fridge and decided to drink it on a go, otherwise I would be late.
I saw a cop car coming towards me so I quickly hid the bottle in my jacket inside pocket and played innocent.
They passed me, but the beer foamed up and the whole left side of my jacket was wet. Everyone there smells like weed and alcohol so I didn't bother to go back and change.
Thank you for reading my blog.
Yeah literally the same thing happened to me
But I thought it's legal to drink outside over there?
he can drink in public
i'd probably get arrested
Do you have police behind each corner? It's also illegal here but highly possible, just don't get caught
But I thought it's legal to drink outside over there?
here in poland? nope
the law says that: you can't drink on the streets, in parks, on squares AND "in places designated by local authorities"
so basically it gives police a free hand to give you a ticket for drinking in public if they feel like it
Damn, I thought it's legal all over Europe
Same shit here
police
we have religious police
if they see me drinking, i will go to jail maybe
Crazy shit man
Here it is just a 500 ruble fine but no one wants to have a record
i had brandy a few days ago
tasted like cough syrup, blegh
I am back home
police told me once that officially it's forbidden but they don't enforce it at all
I'm not a fan of brandy either
Among strong alcohol I like scotch and gin, but almost never drink either of them because beer and wine exist
It can be like that in some places in Moscow.
Also police concentration in Moscow is not the same across the city, usually policemen there just stand in one designated place and don't patrol the city.
In the place where I have been living since 2023 I have only seen a police car maybe once, and never an actual policeman, so you can drink anywhere there. But you might get judging looks of moms and muslims
wine
i will try wine tomorrow
i want to feel fancy haha
well ok then
moms
well it's not that I'd go next to a playground to drink a beer
muslims
idc at all
Oh yeah I forgot
When I was 14 I decided to learn guitar. My mom found some phone number of a guitar teacher and told me to go to him, allegedly he was a good teacher.
I came, and saw a crazy old guy, by looks of him he was in mid-70s. When I came there, he was shouting at a 12 year old girl, that she wasn't singing properly or something.
Then he asked me what instruments do I play and I said that I just graduated musical school specializing in piano and synth. He said
ohhhhh just what I need, my synthesizer broke, go and fix it
After tinkering with his synth for 15 minutes and wondering what fucking kind of a situation I ended up in, I told him that I have no idea how to fix it.
Then he gave me a somewhat normal guitar lesson, but also told me that I must sing and not just play. Honestly I wasn't interested in singing, I only wanted to learn how to play the instrument.
Next time when I came to him, he told me to sing and I couldn't do it, mainly because I just didn't want to, and also because I had a sore throat or something.
He then told me
listen here boy
i have a secret how to get a good voice
all the famous singers say that they drink egg yolks or stuff like that, that's all bullshit
listen here, you're old enough, your pants are probably wet already when you wake up in the morning huh?
so I trust that you won't tell your parents about this, but listen to my advice and you won't regret it
you need to drink a glass of fresh urine every morning
im not kidding, I do it all the time
Then he went to the bathroom and brought back an old soviet glass, telling me that that's his special urine glass he uses every morning
He then said that it is my homework task to start drinking my urine until next lesson
I never came back, week later he was calling my phone several times and was really mad, shouting at me etc. I told him that I found a different guitar teacher, he tried to find out who but then fucked off
Hope you can find a good one
My entire district where I live in Moscow is a giant playground for kids with moms and muslims, you can get away from them