2 days until Eurovision

I'm ready for the memes and the shits and giggles

pissrael is still allowed to participate

BDS

Sweden>Estonia>>>>>>>Finland
easy

I think i'll open a petition to ask the EBU to formally invite Palestine in the next edition.
Honestly, just want to see how they will twist it to refuse.

Palestine as in?

Palestine isn't an EBU member, let alone an associate member. The EBU can deny any country's request to join without providing a real reason, like they did with Kosovo last year, which *is* an EBU member
as in their national broadcaster in Ramallah, PBC

Not in Europe and not a country

They can't join because they're not in Europe o algo

if you don't know anything about the subject why would you insist in answering? retard

Australia is not in Europe either, they can partecipate it.
Also, Palestine is recognised as a country by the majority of international community.

I think i'll open a petition to ask the EBU to formally invite Palestine in the next edition.

Even if they're allowed to participate they would a) boycott it because we're there, and b) wouldn't come anyway since they're almost pakistani-level of durka durka and just don't fit with the culture at all

Can't wait, see you on saturday, I only know about Tommy Cash so I am rooting for him

Not a country.

There he is.

Switzerland what the fuck is this?

Neither is Australia, so what

Australia is Eurocentric at least

yuros will do some meme anti-israel thing

America will recognize palestine

still haven't listened to my cunt's trannyvission song.

or other cunt's for that matter

YALALALALALALALALALALALA *explodes*

a truly emotional performance from palestine

kek

>yuros will do some meme anti-israel thing

Eurovision is a very zionist event. Not sure what you're on about

It's to scare away the children, we apologise for the inconvenience.

It has already begun

I can't imagine how the audience shots will look like

Last year it was the same. When the Israeli singer performed, the audience booed her, and the management covered the boos with pre-recorded applause.

It's better than the most recent ones as far as I can remember

I usually avoid listening until the final but it's been impossible to avoid bara bada bastu

That won't happen this year thoughever. Pally flags will be allowed while anti-booing tech as well as canned cheering won't be used, as per AVROTROS' demands

cope
you'll bend the knee

We were literally just posting factual statements you obsessed retard

Yours is good thoughever

why does eurovision make squidward have a heart attack

just listened. Not bad, but not that great (like most top eurovision songs apart from maybe those ranked 1-3). Thoughts on our pyrocynical look alike?

Thoughts on our pyrocynical look alike?

it's very good

We will win this time

Never understood why your cunt is in eurovision but not Turkey

Nagorno-Karabakh is armenian!

How bad is the globohomo this time?

This is probably the least gay Eurovision in ages. The only gay participants are the Czech and Croatian ones

everyone prefers Armenia over you

Turkey can partake if they want but they refuse to send entries because they don't like the culture of the competition

They left the contest because of disagreements over the structure of the contest, and decided to stay out even after it got resolved because it's too gay, but if it's not too gay for asshairbaijan then I'm not sure why it'd be too gay for Turkey

what do you have against azerbaijan

We're sending a song about motherhood in an attempt to promote european breeding, should be a pretty hetero one

race of the performer?

Pure jealiousy
I love the face of europeans watching this contest and realizing azerbaijanis are white, tall, cultured and handsome. Roaches also seethe because of this
An icing to the cake nearly all the time we mog the armenians kek

nearly all the time we mog the armenians kek

I hate to break it to you but the last time Azerbaijan had a better song than Armenia was 2013

Ngl though, the visuals this year are overly simplistic but I do like the jingle

captcha is aagypt

bara bada bastu

>white
Besides 20 they all look like the darkest breed of arabs ready to enlist in isis. Stop the cope

the thirdies are arguing over whiteness again

they're secondies

my favorite entry
youtube.com/watch?v=YL867xcj0bk

Nobody watches this shit

Just a long rant:

nerd Greek girl Klavdia's Asteromata is affectionate

Zoe Me's Voyage is beautifully soothing

Baller is a banger

Tavo Akys worth a listen

IMO Klemen's song is the best, though still can be better if the lyrics can be written in Slovene in the first place

Laura Thorn is the cutest among all female singers and La Poupée Monte Le Son is good

turns out she's quite a pompous Valley girl that happened to be born in Luxembourg

Again, why all the Eurovision songs are limited to around 3 minutes long?

This is the best Mascot design they could come up with

Aren't there thousands of Japanese designers specifically trained to design mascots for these purposes? Hideous creature.

Honestly if the Swedish sauna song was from another Balkan country it would not be favourite. Not even close.

Lithuania

I dont understand your point

The Swedish song is a meme it shouldn't win

its also cultural and thats really what this whole thing is supposed to be about

Do you even know how bad the Finish minority was/prob is treated in Sweden?

eurocoomers we are eating

The only sex entry this year is Finland. We are not eating good this year.

yeah and pretty much every government has apologized for that and made peace and they are even going further than that
there is an entire day for Tornedalians in Sweden and truth commission for them, bunch of films about them etc...they get way more attention than Finns give them

as for anything more recent migration, that happens

Fair enough. Despite the message it's still a meme song and doesn't deserve to win. Vote German!

Oh my austro celtic queen

oversized and slightly overweight woman that you probably can find 80 out of 100 times in the UK

sex entry

Just tell everyone you are hungry to a certain critical point.

What does "Ich komme" mean in Finland? It literally translates to I coom in German

Northern Euro.

are you serious? Its German and thats the point. The entire song is about female orgasm

I based it on a picture. But it's worse.

Why isn't she singing it in Finnish then? What's the point of it being in German?

Ahh my heart.

because its play on words and sounds cooler I guess

play on words

that's why I'm asking what's the Finish word play here?

I guess I'll do a poll like I've done for the past 3 years:
strawpoll.com/BDyNzrGW8yR

nothing its just that it doesnt immediatly sound like what it actually means
lots of people meme about how "Erika Vikman is coming"

This is Basel, isn't it?

I might suggest having a Eurovision fresk night

Slow-Mo

Zorra

Esa Diva

Why does Spain only send music exclusively for gay men?

dutch flag

french song

Can niggers only speak french in yurop

Just ignore the TV commentators, there is always somebody spicy commenting it on the radio/inet broadcast with barely any lag.

They are targeting their audience. Nobody watches regular TV here anymore.

He normally sings in French and Dutch but he switched from Dutch to English for the Eurovision song

Can't wait

iceland #1 you'll all see

I am vomit

Based. Love Róa. I hope we'll get to see all of northern Europe in the grand final.