espadrilles edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
Arsehole lad here, I've ordered a fancy photography light and a small body make up kit for my next couple of pics. They shouId arrive tuesday xx
I've came 164 times this year.
I've came 1198 times since 2020 when I started recording.
Not a big chatter so I've made anon cum 102 times.
I definitely should keep up what I've came to, I just have Angela White recorded as taking my load 4 times and Yorha 2B 2 times.
v cute picture, i like it, thanks for sharing nigel
ive came over 1000 so far this year
I was talking to a cam girl the other day, and I asked her if she was naked underneath her clothes (think she was wearing a dressing gown), she said no she's got lingerie on. Almost threw my laptop across the room in anger
it's almost halfway through the year already
fucking hell
FREE JOHN PORK
FREE JOHN PORK
i like to poo shit, poo shit,
i like to poo shit, poo shit,
i like to poo shit, poo shit,
you like to,
POO SHIT!
2026 is my year fr
J'aime mes amis Anglais, Gallois, Écossais, sans oublier les Cornouaillais.
Wonder if the original Bradleyposter is still with us
jacking off
Hell yeah
new virgin habit lads, i leave 1930s movies playing on the second screen while shitposting or gamiing on the main screen. just watched this kino
leftypol washing his hands after a shower
um hi i am Écossais :)
sure as hell isn't this year been awful so far
THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE SHITE
THE SHITE
OH YEAH
THE RHYTHM OF THE SHITE
1930s was 10/10 for kinos
i just think the women's clothes were pretty
www.i5o2zxa.xxx/h3q8_funny-animals/install
:/
sorry, the shower alone wasnt enough to handle your mom's stink
definitely clicking this
Bet Emma Watson constantly forgets to flush after she poos and leaves a gross surprise for the next person.
pretty sure there were more than 10 movies that came out in the 1930s
um
DANGER, DANGER,
MY BALLS ITCH
this post was weird
right thats an alsatian mounting an old bloke
He sounds yummy
J'aime la France
might go ballistic if the aryan woman ever disappears from the earth
yeah but shes cronem only
yeah, it should have been "who" rapes children
Mad how in the Slavic countries the women are mega fit but the men are orcish runts
Guess all their best men were killed in the 20th Century
Wearing a hoodie for some absolutely mental reason
*points gun at crotch*
NO BODY MOVE OR I'LL SHOOT MY FUCKING COCK OFF
you lot fucking love dickriding foreners.
aussies, french, africans. no limit is there?
crikey you need one of those, don't do it mate
Worst episode of Lost in Space ever.
brad ums
pretty girl in norwich
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this one gives me the feels
IT FUCKING LOOMS
WHEN THEY'RE CUPPED,
WHEN THEY'RE KISSED
fresh 18 year old fanny.. mmmm
same as every weekend, eh? haha x
Based, love older girls too
what a tame post
I expect better
rorke shaking his shit to the blue archive soundtrack
lovely
wanking a poo
momberg, dadberg, and sisterberg are all at this kind of church atm
I love /brit/ so much it's unreal.
can a child be a nonce
good thing it's a bank holiday
Mad how on this planet there are roughly 5 billion brown, black and yellow men, all short and dysgenic, who would go on a frenzied murder spree just for the chance that they might get to touch a white woman
no pubes
utterly bizarre
i have a mild ick from the fact my church uses microphones
rorke locking his door as he readies himself to film some tiktoks of zesty dancing
thinkin bout their downy soft little fannoise
anon i...
And why aren't you with them?
i know a girl with a mouldy crotch,
she's fucked a lot, she's fucked too much,
but i know, rorke wouldn't mind,
rorke could shag the whore if he wanted,
rorke could have it all if it mattered so much
fuck I’d shag even younger
not for me im off to thursday x
yeah I want to say this but it would look like jealously so thank for getting it out there
.onion
William Pitt?
if i hear that lola young song one more time i'm going to rope myself
The Freddy Kasperski Brigades just made a warning call that should I open this link, they will blow up my computer
don't want to be lectured to about how being racist is evil and how we need to bring infinity blacks and browns because they are also Christians and how its okay when israel bombs and murders innocent men, women, and children in gaza because they are gods chosen people or something...
scremjong
reading advice on how to fill out the pip form and you really have to live an absolutely grim existence in order to get points. needing help with everything. may as well not live if you need support just to exist. reckon hitler was on to something
what happens if I embed this link will I be added to a list
got a key made for the big gate
fucking UM UM UM
finally raining thank g_d
sick of having to water the allotment
zoomers at the modern catholic church refitted by an interior designer with a sermon from a man wearing a lanyard dressed like he's presenting at gamescom
imagine a pair of them rolling round in the playing field getting their tights all laddered and their white knickers stained with the grass
well thats literal 'p
just seen a cutie on a bike
Arsehole lad here, I've ordered a fancy photography light and a small body make up kit for my next couple of pics. They shouId arrive tuesday xx
Or Pink Pony Club
Starting a new job on a building site tommorow after being neet for over a year
Cor
:D
grim
Clue built :)
I can't open it as I don't have TOR. Not a nonce you see
/brit/ is finished you let the nonces and trannies take over
need you out of business sunshine
don't let them bully you son
So tempted to click it out of sheer curiosity
corr yeah
it's literal...you know what
umming real fucking hard rn
UCLA scientists found a molecule — PP405 — that wakes up sleeping hair follicles
pp405 is going to save us all lads
is there as much guinness drinking as i imagine or would i be disappointed?
Sir Poo Eater
Sir Poo Eater
I'm sure they are ramping up to just posting it here so get the auto if you don't want to miss a beat
Why did I apply for the job? Because I'm passionate about teaching
blaspheming? hard pass from me
l m a o
I've never been alone with a girl like just me and her in the same room.
nonces and trannies
they're the same thing
That BBC reporter holy peng
let
Are you making any effort to change that?
based
I've had a girl in my bed and we've been kissing and I'm still a virgin
there's infinite ways to fuck it up lad
who?
lot of you questionable people have TOR don't you?
interesting that
Why are we run by Jewish communist paedophiles exactly?
it's included with brave
*gets knocked down and gets up again*
i've lietrally never been on a date in my entire life and i'm nearly middle aged
every single girl has turned me down
posting a tor link should just be an insta perma ban surely?
used to be habitual on TOR
but i think i've broken my disgusting habit
i mean, its not even that good of a star wars mmo
I won't use it because I am tastefully balding and have accepted my manliness.
wish I had an autistic obsession
surely you lads are jesting and that's not a real onion link to a real ummm video
it's actually easier to find than you'd think
you know what i mean
The Magician's Nephew by CS Lewis
cheetos?
It's the janitors that are posting it, theyre intentionally killing /brit/ because of some weird targeted hatred for it
How anyone can be ignorant to the tranny janny discord pedos and their antics here after the hack is beyond me
the clitoris?
wouldn't know. im a firefox man through and through
Now that was real music. yes sir
is the britcord still going? alchy rogman emstar and that lot?
documentation for a third-party npm library?
Paedolph Isles
United Noncedom
A country full of sex offenders
Cyril Smith, Gary Glitter and Jimmy Savile
There’s always a new pedo scandal in the UK
Detain. Deport.
*enters /brit*
pizzer wizzer arriving in 15 minutes de lads get in x
This post is sponsored by Pfizer.
might boil some potatoes
utterly bollocking my own willer
the fucking state of this country, why allow some migrant tat peddler to set up his stall there.
no red blooded heterosexual american would be caught dead without a carbine rifle and Tor enabled device
then you have no missed opportunities to agonize over
image is symbolic of england opressing the scots and welsh
la u better post a picture of it after all thish ype
i'm excited for yo u
Should order a clue instead
rorke frantically removing and destroying his tesco mobile sim card after opening that link
gfberg coming round
might get a takeaway and watch a film desu
No. I repulse women and other people in general. Physically I am very fit, perhaps attractive to some, and I have no problems maintaining my hygiene etc but I am quite certain I instantly cause a feeling of deep unease and revulsion within women upon meeting them or interacting with them in any way. Even just being near them.
At this point I remain alone to avoid discomfort, mine and theirs.
Put a tenner on Sweden winning the Eurovish
What kind of mischief are you rascals up to now
Does anyone know a place to download / pirate Adobe After Effects plugins?
I am in desperate need.
boring boring boring bastard
brown men will never experience what it is like to make sweet love to a white woman like this
I ALMOST feel bad for them
yeah
why are they posting frogs here?
what takeaway and film do you think?
guess I'm browner than I think
Getting straight up blacked
movie night lads
youtube.com
Ah yes, the McChurch
Interesting that you want to morally stand up for Gazans (which is good) but you don't want to morally stand up for "blacks and browns" in other parts of the world
Arrest all women
well it wis feckin one of yis
suck too much 'tine on the weekend
That's nae a baunk machine
Watch Hell Drivers
Yes lad just ask here: tips.fbi.gov
his point was they're not in other parts of the world anymore
www.cuckoldfriendfinder.com
hhhmmmmmm
ovaltine?
Thinking of buying a Mercedes Benz W123 as my next car
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I mean anywhere outside of Gaza
the pope is in a box
how come i never get round to cleaning my room
I think importing tons of low iq violent africans because some holy water was splashed on their head is totally absurd. Chrisitan and Catholic charities are some of the biggest sponsors of open borders/mass migration to this country. Also, the palestinians in gaza want to live in gaza/west bank and aren't trying to all come to white countries but actually staying and fighting for their land despite the non stop attacks from the IDF
shag all the migrants to death
going to bed now as I have to be up at 01:30AM to get ready for my 4AM toilshift
I need plugins
I wrote a post an hour ago. Doesn’t matter what it was about. I was feeling guilty and looking for advice. It’s Sunday morning here in Australia, and it’s Mother’s Day.
Every Sunday at 11:00am, I go to the same cafe. I order the same breakfast. I have the same coffee. It’s my routine. It’s comforting. It helps me feel grounded.
I put my phone away, got in the car, and drove to the cafe thinking I could read any replies and maybe reflect on them while I sat in my usual spot. But when I got there, there was a queue out the door. I asked for a table for one, and they said, “Sorry, we’re too busy.”
I’m a 46-year-old man. And now I’m sitting on a couch in the shopping centre. Headphones on full blast. Eyes filled with tears.
I know it’s just a cafe. I know it’s Mother’s Day, and mothers need to be treated. I don’t begrudge them breakfast. But this routine is something I rely on. It’s my anchor.
And now I feel completely unmoored. Over something that probably seems small and stupid to most people.
I don’t really know why I’m posting this. I think I just needed to not feel so alone.
Edit: I went back. 20 minutes later. After I’d dried my eyes in the bathroom. They couldn’t seat me, but agreed to let me get my usual order as a takeaway. I stay on a park bench close to the cafe. It wasn’t the same. But we sometimes need to find a compromise right?
screaming
Arsehole lad here, I've ordered a fancy photography light and a small body make up kit for my next couple of pics. They shouId arrive tuesday xx
does this happen in your cunt
youtube.com
corrr
What zany Brit food are you having this evening?
Glue's coming back
Disgusting.
Church should look like this
why not have this takeaway: blog on you fucking boring bastard
Empty and full of people on death's door?
might watch Hobbit 3
yeah mate, empty and full
america has no tradition, culture, or rich history to call upon so we build things like the mcmansion and the mchurch as a way of mimicing the old world
cheese and jacbo's crackers
lol
Cowboys and pioneers are cool
I'm not aware of masses of Africans migrating to the US. It's pretty difficult to get legal residence in the US right? I guess it's a bit easier if you're Mexican and you just sneak over the border
I'm not aware of you having a brain so why do you keep posting like we care what you think
Sven
GORAN
Ericsson
Oops
untold numbers of hottentots straight from the dark continent come here every day, were it not for this the black percentage of the country would go down because american blacks get abortions at a much higher rate plus they constantly kill themselves in gang shootings and whatnot
managed to get in before it got deleted, trannies are unbelievable these days
Grew up going to a church like this. Parents still go to one of these. Went with them last year and the pastor was literally doing stand-up bits the entire time, then 20 minutes of hyped up audio visual stimulation. Fucking ass
was there a rock and roll band there?
you don't know what a hottentot is
You're fucking a white male
I've been to this church in America
Why can't you build like this now?
Satanic
Sven
Why are you seething so much?
Why do you hate black people so much?
Crisp sandwich
GORAN
They have a contemporary-Christian-rock or whatever bullshit band, ya. Drummer going nuts and guitar player with a giant pedal board wigging out over effects. Like 3 lady singers and one main dude leader.
they kill, murder, and rape white men, women, and children every day all across the country and they can legally do it, all they have to do is lie and say they got called the N word and they are off scot free
Ericsson
Mental how much Italian churches mog the ugly shite we build here
Right, and white people let them do it
Not that lad but I'm racist myself
Heuristics you see. I'm kind and polite to everyone because that's important in society, but given per capita crime rates and me not knowing which the good ones are and which ones might flip at a moment's notice, I keep my distance. Don't want to be stabbed.
Becacerful eating squirrels, it may contain nuts
Not looking forward to incelwashing the cars tomorrow on the drive where everyone can see how awkwardly I move doing physical activities
Heuristics
toby
Heuristics
You can't stop them lol you are too weak and Black men to strong and smart
shit and piss for tea
smart
What's so funny about heuristics
This is literally the main reason I take mine to the Albanian lads to clean it for a fiver every month. I hate standing outside my house on the drive being visible to the neighbours.
rocking the espadrilles and 7 sprays of boucheron eau de parfum
And tall you Danny devito sized midget don't you have the hunger games to starve in
Mad how shaggable Nigella Lawson is at 65
Culture wars innit
While protestants were tearing down the monasteries and stripping down anything decorative and desecrating saints the Catholic world went off in the opposite direction, and put gold and intricate carvings on all the things
now let's see an irish cathedral
spinach and ricotta cannelloni with grilled courgettes for din dins
(((((((((((Nigella Lawson))))))))))))
Spaffing Brit uses exploits and broken game mechanics to completely break Skyrim.
Intelligent way of saying racism
Mental shortcut to live a longer, happier, healthier life
reeks of idolatry
poo and a wank for supper
grow up
got the gay porn on
reeks of idolatry
i don't grow up, i show up, and when i look at you, i throw up
Rip my nigga Sabu
Nice one, cheers google YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT
mine doesn't give that circular definition
hyoo'ristik
what's funny about that I don't get it
wanking on all fives
getting the hang of the linux terminal
Mental shortcuts, here’s an example
Sure the stabber may be white but given what we already know, what are the odds?
you had to be here for huebert's meltdown
shut up you fucking dick
having an heuristic wnak
fucking hate my body
wish i were a brain in a jar
surreptitious heuristics
this anon has beaten up Genichiro in sekiro
congratulate him lads
phew almost fucked it there
pooristics
wish google maps would show walking times in regular person speed not obese yank speed, hate how a 20min walk according to them is like 12 irl
bingo
9/11
What in the god's name is this filthy bastard old fucker on the planet for? With his fucking groups of literal video of aliens with suits? The absolute mockery of a life in human form.
it pie night
it poo night
sckspakf
The effort put to not.. is something outta of life on this earth
9/11: The Musical
reddit rapidly becoming unusable due to indians spamming about pakistan
It is something beyond the word retarded
didn't have a wank
classroom cancelled
وشك يفطّر
Let's make a party where you sleep on my dick
A typical British post
great post, deserved a OOOOOOH WOOOOOOH
Who?
No
It's so pathetic when foreigners kiss America's ass. Lik get off our dick. We literally don't give a shit about you lmfao
Especially when it's brown foreigners. I actually find it insulting. I don't want to be admired by people like that.
Fanny Schmelar
horny for some of that tbuss