/cum/ - canada usa mexico
/cum/ - canada usa mexico
I’ll take it
oops. im sorry
It do be like that
Chud: Trannies didn't exist until 3 years ago.
Tranny: Sir, I transitioned before you were born.
Chud: Oh fuck off, why do trannies think transitioning 30 years ago proves a point?
Arise, my cumbums. Arise.
A new day dawns.
total cat victory
I had delicious soup for dinner last night it was so good I'm gonna get some more for tonight
And I found these crackers called Greta, they're made with Olive Oil and Oregano and basil, fucking delightful
which canadian are you?
redditleaf, jeetleaf, pakileaf, toronto muttleaf?
I sometimes got mistaken for redditleaf but that seems to refer to someone else
your last post was rather redditleafesque
I put lemon juice in my Coke zero
How is it
speedrunning tooth decay
"I’m a High School Boy, but I Got Gender-Swapped Into a Gyaru"
i'm not a fan of gender-bending h-manga
I prefer yaoi but genderbending can be good too.
Coke zero doesn't have sugar, silly
Quite good , and lots of vitamin c
If you faggot weirdos are gonna start talking about cartoons you jack off to, I'm out
Artificial sweeteners cause cancer.
acid breaks down teeth, sister
I d ink a one liter of side once a week, I'm not mainlining the shit, relax
i like vanilla stuff that reminds me of things i've done, or i could reasonably expect to do in the future
better off you stop posting
Ok
hasan says pakistan is palestine and israel is india. is this true
Bro caught in 4K
How do I become a professional scuba diver as a euro poor?
what does this have to do with canada, usa or mexico?
only doujins I've ever jacked off to were mommy fetish shit
the burger is american
the hand is canadian
the cat is mexican
Why?
sister, indirect replying is part of /cum/ culture.
i was talking to bulgaria poster
INVISIBLE
INVISIBLE
INVISIBLE
INVISIBLE
I want to cheat on my gf
what
i wish i had a gf to cheat on
A cute chubby redhead girl has matched with me on hinge
sexo con mejican cummy bummy
Happened to me once but she was just peddling her OF
I see yall boys from alabama
everything men do is for pussy, they are slave to pussy, their brains are rules by having a wet dick, this is how powerful women are lol
i think this is the year a canadian team will finally win the cup
I dont have any desire to cheat on my gf but sometimes I wonder if I would be strong enough to resist some absolute pawg coming onto me
Test
In England there's an ancient Celtic tradition called "gnéas tionscnaimh", loosely translated as "initiation fuck". Around the time he comes into manhood a young man goes on short trip with his mom to be taught about sex by her. Many mothers and sons leave out the sex part nowdays, yet still do the vacation for tradition's sake. This way nobody knows if the boy learned to fuck from his mom or not. Usually the couple rents separate rooms in a hotel. The boy receives a key for his mother's room and is allowed to enter her room from midnight on; the mom fulfills his sexual desires during the weekend; the gnéas tionscnaimh ends Sunday noon. Mother and son discuss before the gnéas tionscnaimh the rules, especially regarding the more special and kinky sexual desires. The father is not involved in the whole process. English mothers take great care of their looks, to have their sons enjoy the gnéas tionscnaimh. In English tradition the gnéas tionscnaimh marks the end of maternal care and the beginning of adulthood.
I wish I had a fair-skinned, blonde and blue eyed estonian girlfriend
would you fuck her if you had her?
feel ugly
Get cheeks clapped
Still feel ugly
Not supposed to be this way
Wearing a child xs underwear and every time I fart my pants shake
This guy has subordinate energy
what even happens in Bosnia and Herzegovina?
have you been around women without being horny?
it's horrible
why do men have nipples
ppl drink coffee and bet on sports. what happens in united states?
I honestly think not having a sister growing up really fucked up my ability to talk to girls
i think kanye will die at some point in the next 5 years
A few people will find this hard to accept but we all have the genetic blueprints to turn into either a man or a woman depending on what hormones we are washed with in utero and later during puberty which is why exogenous hormones can still change some phenotypical expression regardless of sex.
family get together
only remaining incel virgin is me
it’s a whole day affair
i grew up with only sisters trust me it doesn’t make a difference
just have sex already lol
talking to girls like they're humans is pointless.
having a sister wouldn't have taught you how to flirt
...unless...
aaaaiiiieeee my life is so painful and boring and gay i wish i had the courage to kill myself
this. i have two female siblings and i have no idea how to talk to female folks
I lost my virginity in the last year but I'm still one of the only family members who has never married
I lost my virginity in the last year
did it feel good
Faggot
goodbye I'm not coming back and I will never post on /cum/ again
see you in an hour
Sometimes i be liking chicks because "what's the worst that happens we go on a lame date" but then they match me back and i REALLY dont even wana go on that date
I gotts be more selective man no fat bitches
brownie
its actually impressive how jason goes months without posting
:(
me every time i talk to a woman with fewer than 4 days after my last ejaculation
I make extremely racist posts on this website but I have no qualms against any particular race irl
Me too . I hate all races equally
considering stroking my penis until seminal fluid is ejected from it
my thoughts:
Thank you for your service.
Good morning pendejos
aren't you a gringo
you can't grow a womb during puberty
men have breasts they're just very small usually
why exogenous hormones can still change some phenotypical expression
jarvis, google "phenotype" for this tranny retard.
I said something racist here once and I still feel bad
cool weir. what's it for?
Today I will accomplish nothing and play vidya
i ate so much spicy food yesterday that it burned my peepee when i took my morning piss
These things look like black birds or starlings, but they definitely aren't, they sound crazy.
Yeah
I have no idea, but birds love taking baths right behind it
Yeah but not like in the movies. It's a little awkward at first and a lot of what makes it enjoyable is knowing both of you are enjoying it
would you fuck her if you had her?
I would fuck her at the frequency and intensity she would want to be fucked how about you thank you
I think i am too mentally ill to enjoy sex
Women should please men not the other way around. You wouldn't suck pussy but you would let her suck your dick.
alcohol or drugs help
Guys, hey guys uhm... guys did you notice... uuhhh uhm... guys your acronym... it... it kinda spells something naughty. Did you ever notice?
alcohol gives me ED, and i haven't tried doing it on other drugs.
i think mushrooms would do wonders for my sex thoeverbeit
I was watching a stephen a. smith video and he has a smoke detector beep in the video
Stop talking about sex! /cum/ should be a safe space for the INCEL community.
Of course. You can only grow a womb in utero. But the breasts are there because of everyone's genetic potential to develop as a male or a female.
Facial hair and lack of facial hair are different phenotypes. Muscle mass varies phenotypically. Size of vocal chords varies phenotypically. Hairline varies phenotypically.
Why do people call Jesus Palestinian when Palestinians are Arabs and NOT Hebrews
GUYS THE ACRONYM OF YOUR GENERAL SPELLS CUM LIKE SPERM LIKE CUM THAT COMES OUT OF THE PENIS HOW DID YOU NEVER NOTICE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHANGE THAT OR PEOPLE MIGHT MAKE FUN OF YOU WHEN THEY FIND OUT
never heard anyone refer to jesus as palestinian
same here
Sorry for screaming but you ignored me when I was polite and I thought it's important that you might know so you have a chance to change so you don't embarrass yourselves
Archaeologic and genetic data support that both Jews and Palestinians came from the ancient Canaanites, who extensively mixed with Egyptians, Mesopotamian, and Anatolian peoples in ancient times. Thus, Palestinian-Jewish rivalry is based in cultural and religious, but not in genetic, differences. The relatively close relatedness of both Jews and Palestinians to western Mediterranean populations reflects the continuous circum-Mediterranean cultural and gene flow that have occurred in prehistoric and historic times. This flow overtly contradicts the demic diffusion model of western Mediterranean populations substitution by agriculturalists coming from the Middle East in the Mesolithic-Neolithic transition.
just did a bit of light reading
Still in bed
Day 11,842 of no sex
how do i motivate myself to study? it's so fucking hard bros. my lazyness doesn't let me
placer?
Tone you gotta stop all these fuckin mulignans from coming in here they're ruinin the fuckin place
I don't give a fuck about tarrifs.
Send us your Latinx women and secure the border.
Would you like to visit Bosnia & Herzegovina?
order meds from the pharmacy
literally an 80 year old man who can barely walk comes to deliver them
holy shit what is wrong with this gay earth
Thirdies b like
America is a horrible, white supremacist, genocidal fascist shithole
Americans have no culture, no identity, they criminalize women, they kill lgbtqap+ people, and the workers have no rights
But I am going to risk life and limb and walk for days in the desert after selling every material good I have for a possibly murderous gangster coyote to guide me to the border which I will bring my children across
Ayo fuck Bosnia and Herzegovina nigga
I hear mostar is peng
they hate us cuz they anus
selling every material good I have for a possibly murderous gangster coyote to guide me to the border which I will bring my children across
um, doge debunked this, sweaty.
USAID was spending billions to traffic thirdies up to the american border
the cope is that they come to America to get rich and then move to another country (they never do this)
As an actual racist, can you please stop
Sometimes I want to learn Spanish, but then it seems like every Spanish-speaking country besides Spain isn't safe for a goofy Canadian like me to visit. Is there anywhere I can visit without getting robbed/kidnapped? I'm not rich and wouldn't flash what little money I have, but I'm a bit awkward and probably look like an easy target to experienced muggers.
meditation on incelibacy should be performed daily. every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon holding hands, tender hugs, romantic trysts, bodycounts, being mogged, the shape of one's skull, rejection, the pareto principle, or dying without ever being touched intimately. and every day without fail one should consider himself unlovable
You may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like
is there anything actually wrong with transracialism? like be serious rn?
Tony is unironically peak performance.
not a manlet (especially for a wop)
wide
naturally strong and intimidating
I am gonna spend memorial day in Boston so I can watch a red Sox game
First we have to determine your basis for morality. So what is it? What is the foundation for why you believe something is right or wrong?
I drank yakult last night and now I can't stop taking shits
do you think it's ok to lie?
Its fine if you want to add a "hard mode" by going to an inferior race. But nobody is going to become white with cosmetic surgery.
Exception is granted to Michael Jackson for his incredible work.
He managed to overpower two young peak of their life mulignans and live
In surrounded by black women atm......
circlekin pretend to be white all the time
hello
Uruguay and southern Chile/Argentina
positive transracialism
white girls who try to be asian
negative transracialism
wiggers
positive transracialism
girls fuck me
negative transracialism
girls do not fuck me
I wear 100% teddyfresh clothing only
Guys the ACRONYM of your GENERAL spells CUM. C U M, like the CUM that shoots out of your PENIS when you're CUMMING as in having an ORGASM and ejecting SPERM. Guys HOW the FUCK did you not notice this. Guys you MIGHT want to FRIGGING look into that. It's clear as day CUM are you guys DENSE or something?
you guys are so cute
lizard fren is here
wtf I never noticed that
THANK you, you might want to look into that and probably change it so that people don't make fun of you when they notice that you acronym spells something naughty.
lying is not inherently morally wrong
But judging from how I'm largely ignored in this thread I guess maybe my mind is just in the gutter and people generally don't notice that it spells something naughty.
Kant believes lying violates the universal maxim that we should communicate truth.
kant more like cunt
*believed
hes dead. guess his opinion didnt do him much good
i love e-girls!!!
This might come off as a little harsh but I hope Russia comes and finishes the job.
Finger my ass grandma
I used to call myself transethnic/transheritage (same race, different heritage) until I thought about it more and decided to call myself xenoethnic/xenoheritage (so "transracial" -> "xenoracial") instead to avoid conflation with transgenderism. It's not even the same debate and doesn't belong in discussions about trannies.
To answer your question, xenoheritage is a spiritual & psychosocial phenomenon and happens much more organically than you think. There are different forms of xenoethnic and xenoracial expression. Some are just immigrants who wanted a better life, some are Rachel Dolezal, some are interracially adopted children, some are people of interracial marriage, or like me who chose to adopt another heritage that I feel more comfortable in regardless of quality of life in their country compared to my country of birth. To varying extents, all of these people are adopting another race or ethnicity. This is why normies whatabouting about "transracialism" is so retarded. Chances are they already subconsciously accept xenoracialism more than they accept transgenderism. I mean, they accepted Rishi Sunak as British so much, that they elected him to be Prime Minister of Britain.
what if he's a ghost and the ghost still believes it
shes so funny
fuck... i didn't even think of that... what the hell am i supposed to do now
??????
got no games to play
they accepted Rishi Sunak as British so much, that they elected him to be Prime Minister of Britain.
britain doesn't have elections. they just repeatedly fire the pm until they find one that not everybody hates
what do usa girls smell like?
what race are you really and what race are you pretending to be
Nibba can you read? I am xenoheritage, not xenoracial. My chosen heritage is of the same race as me.
How do I cope with having wasted my early 20s, and by extension my whole life, since that's the only part of life that matters?
The average person from 18-25 has had lots of friends, gone out a lot, partied, got shit faced, has had sex, been through several relationships, took big risks, traveled the world, and forged unforgettable experiences. And while doing ALL of that, they were also advancing their careers and getting rich. Anyone who was ever successful had already started at this age.
Me? I just spent that time sitting at home playing video games. Now I'm 25, old, and missed out on the fun days. Now everyone is settling down, while I have nothing.
I hope I don’t irk you with my quirks
25 is young
The blow job
eww
cats and dogs should be friends
Team work makes the dream work
youtu.be
Try some perspective
What if my dream doesn't align with the people on the team
29 is young. There's nothing I can't do at 29 that I could do if I was younger. I could pursue any career I want
Wrong team
Jason...
dear mexicans. what do you think of castilian spanish? sounds good or faggy?
you will be adjusted
was 100% certain i wanted to kms but now i think there are things i want to do first but in the end it won't matter because i'll die anyways. should probably still kms desu.
do you think he came up with this while wearing a dress
I had the weirdest dream today, I was in school with a lovense butt plug up my ass and people were controlling and it felt so real, I've never had anything up my ass but I guess that's what it feels like
in the end it won't matter
What do you think of Gatlinburg, TN?
29 isn't too old to do anything
a little hair of the dog
You think that because you haven’t done anything. If you actually got started on something you’d realize how much you missed
you couldn’t play for the nfl
Can fascism be born from left wing radicals?
t.
masturbates and watches anime all day
50 is the new 30
if they go far enough left they loop over to fascism
i assure you i do not listen to link in park
Like what? yeah right dude
Gatlinburg? More like GAYtlinburg, AMIRITE!?!
You can always come out as gay and people will feel sorry for you and understand why you couldn't do any of that
youtube.com
why is god a total psychopath
i don’t want to kill myself but i think about it all the time. if i wanted to do it i simply would as i generally do what i want
god isn't real
you're just saying that so you don't have to feel guilty about your life of sin and change
Delusional. You missed out on your prime
Fact check: LARPing as one’s inferiors is always embarrassing
i dont feel guilty about anything
youtube.com
me in 40 years and then forever ):
Im talking about things that matter i don't want to party or whatever even now
i wish i wasnt fat
Hair of the updog
youtu.be
Virtual tour of hell. It's crazy to think that your experience being alive on Earth will be like a millisecond of time compared to being in hell literally forever
How do chuds explain the fact that the most isolated traf communities that never date outside their race are also the ones with the most genetic disorders?
Sounds pretty maladaptive
I’m the goat
road rage is a sign of widespread societal mental deterioration. if you genuinely get upset that you lost 5 seconds of time to a red light or getting "stuck" behind a slow driver or cyclist you should actually be humbled and forced to ride a bike or something for the betterment of society.
Being sober is surprisingly nice. Woke up clear headed and fairly well rested this morning and didn't feel like I needed to chug a liter of water
Yes the mentally unwell have always existed
The only way you'll be "replaced" is if you don't have children
Literally just have sex, it's that simple
This is how I felt when I was younger. But it's not the individual moment that drives you insane, it's the culmination of these moments. Life as an adult is spending almost every moment waiting
Last night I Bond Burger your sister.
No it isn't, you have to have more children than the people immigrating in. How is a small country supposed to reproduce faster than india even best case scenario? And as they come in there will inevitably be mixing that happens.
you're the beast with the least amount of yeast in his sheath
Demographic change is a product of state policy, idiot. It's not a breeding race
they don't understand the things i say on twitter
and they should never have been allowed to operate fast-moving, heavy machines
im probably older than you just chill out bro.
No it isn't, you have to have more children than the people immigrating in.
No you don't. I mean white people are a minority in the world right now but I'm not dead, I'm still alive. So even if I lived in a city where whites were a minority I'm sure I could still survive, just like how ethnic minorities survive in my country at the moment.
And as they come in there will inevitably be mixing that happens.
You mean I'll have the chance to go out with a peng brown girl? Oh no, how terrible.
so I wake in the morning and I step outside
and I take a deep breath and get real high
Disappointment.
I’m pretty much anti bullying
I implore you to have sex
reading a book
Your reply is weak, I feel that my previous points stand without further elaboration
india war is back on the menu
They just cease fired though its over
I'm pro-bullying
be Minecraft cow
get fed and have sex
Why can't that be my life. Society has failed.
supposedly it's supposed to straighten weird autists out so that they can become normal functioning members of society but has that ever ACTUALLY happened that way or did it just make them even more maladjusted.
no its been broken already
You're suggesting that if whites are a minority then that means whites will die or stop existing. But that's not true. There are already ethnic minorities in the world who live.
its funny how brown societies just can't function at all
Maybe if you’re only slightly off. If you’re way off then it probably just fucks you up even more
I guess white people can live as the untouchables in shitholestan do
im gonna go out on a limb and say that relatively normal kids who get bullied (it does happen) develop social anxiety disorders and trust issues
shame teaches them what not to do
the worst thing you can do for an idiot is tell them to follow their heart
*shame teaches them to do it in secret
i got it in two keep working kid
Depicted. An instance of modern bullying
youtu.be
The Dixie chicks didn't need to change their name imho
honestly this is closer to what actual bullying looks like than what "bullying is good" people think it is
What are they protesting now?
good enough for me
Chixie with Dixie
"Bullying is good" people are just hardcore npc conformists who can't stand to see someone different most of the time
then you meet people at work who were bullied as children and get upset and offended that they're reserved and "boring"
Behind every cynic is a disappointed idealist
Or to put it more apt
Behind every negative person is a child refusing to grow up
I ate out a Hawaiian girl and her labia tasted like pineapple, best experience of my life
i want my coworkers to be reserved and boring and do their job
you don't have to be a hawaiian to eat pineapples, you know
There was no girl or pineapple.
almost sounds like you were bullied yourself. kids who dont get bullied tend to get annoyed as adults when other people are not talkative. so whats the weird thing about yourself that you're repressing and hiding from everyone else?
Americans have no religion except for worshipping the ground that fag, jews, and non whites walk on
i was not bullied. i expected you to be a pathetic bitch and hide behind an ad hominem though, thanks for meeting expectations
erm i actually just worship money and fags, jews, and non-whites are good consoomers.
How badly were you bullied?
mhm sure. you sound very well adjusted. and then you freudian slip in this post and imply that you were in fact bullied by calling it an ad hominem lol. dude i dont judge you for having been bullied or socially excluded in some way as a kid
Who hurt you
mhm
People who type this are always very annoying. The lack of caps doesn't help
i was the bully but then i grew up when i saw how it actually affected these people
But I thought bullying prevents people from being annoying as adults so why stop
Your mom never called me back and let your dad raise you instead of me.
ok lol.
Yeah you're annoying and maybe a woman
P... Papa?
im on your side, bullying kids doesnt make them normal it just makes them annoying in another way.
Yes son.
Why does my family feel the need to bring up how hot it is every 30 minutes as if I cant feel it
boohoo nigga.
How many cats do you own
none.
Who keeps you company
i live with a roommate.
tranny posts a chud strawman
chud: NOBODY SAID THAT IT WAS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH
chud posts a tranny strawman
tranny: well I don't agree with anybody who says that too
N
moderate "bullying" is typically not called bullying or even hazing
its just a regular part of social interaction that people dont need to comment on most of the time because it just happens
Men "bully" each other as a way of making friends. If you fight your bullies, they'll respect you.
Female bullying is worse because it's based on deception and passive aggressiveness. And there's nothing you can really do about it except avoid them.
semen
i thought you can bully back like in mean girls
And there's nothing you can really do about it except avoid them.
You bang someone close to her.
god i love women so much
Women can't bully by beating someone up, so they resort to destroying reputations instead
take a shit
get off the toilet, flush, wash hands
immediately need to shit again
it do be like that at times doe
holy fuck
my landlady just fucked me in lieu of rent
where do i find a bf
Adult men don't really bully each other because they "fight back" and it's just playfighting/roughhousing. If one takes it too far or the other overreacts, both of which are possible, that's a manchild.
get your paws off me you damn dirty ape
you lucky bastard
try ordering a pizza next
Weak men do this too and probably more than you give them credit for. I instantly lose respect for men taking part in womanly gossip and humiliation shit like kiwifarms
Why are hentai plots never wholesome? For example instead of the bully fucking the main character's mom, why can't it be the kid that saved the son from being bullied and the mom fucked him as a reward?
Well yeah but it's still base woman behavior
At least women have the excuse that they're weak naturally and can't fight.
Chinese teenagers would like to have a word with you
it's just porn
nigger
Ok tell them I said ching chang chong orange chicken fortune cookie
depends on the kind of bf that you are looking for
This is maybe the highest I have ever been. I cannot feel reality.
You're a faggot, just walk up to another faggot and off your virgin black hole in exchange for being bf
Use this for the new
shrooms? hair'on? crack? coke? crystal?
of it's weed you're gay
that seems unsafe. perhaps you should take it easy for a bit.
Based mommy poster
Faggots aren't actually all that easy to find
I won't post in it
They asked if you want a side order of eggrolls
its actually erotic art. porn is for degenerates
wypipo be like "um actually cartoon porn is art, and it should be more wholesome"
its actually erotic art. porn is for degenerates
We all care
You’re like the Chris Chan of /cum/ THOUGH
Shrooms and weed
Don’t worry I’m not taking any more lol
I don't care what you're trying to say, that guy looks cool
You should be thankful I gave you a (you)
Honestly sex should be socialised
I think what the world needs is a Bernie Sanders for sex
New
yo soy un hombre sincero
I took too many shrooms once, the first couple hours were real nice and then it devolved into a schizophrenic nightmare of pure fear for the next 3 hours after that