bird
/brit/
you can't remove my bird
where is everyone
in the birdhouse
Shan't let this thread get archived
so this is the new
Just learned yesterday that my elderly, very posh thesis supervisor has a Jamaican wife and SEVEN mixed race children.
a plague
They're coming for the porn lads
Revolting
youtu.be
WE'RE ALL IN HERE
youtu.be
i'm finally free
if ur mum element she oganesson because damn nigga she fat as fuck
Ok.
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey
Get him clubbed
Faggot.
poo?
poo!
Getting out of bed now to drop it
Huh
the other night dear
as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you
in my arms
Fight me you coward
Grim little life i lead. Wish it would change. Wish the blue bird of happiness would knock on me door and show the way
probably quite hard to transport them
theyre called wings mate
TURN ON THE NEWS
RUSSIA JUST DRONE STRIKED STARMER IN KYIV
Huh
Why is my poo always so messy? I need to shower afterwards because I can't wipe all the poo away
pre-poop farts galore right at this hour, the poo beckons
Imogen, 31, a commissioning editor for a publishing company, meets Sam, 28, a teaching assistant
31 and 28? they look about 45 both of them
My WHAT are WHAT? Heil WHO??
Too hard in my case.
what exactly is the appeal of a prolapsed anus
Hmm.
holding an emergency meeting with all the insects in the flat
What's the time?
need the bird
No they don't
Swear you incels have no perception of age
Probably your autism
Yeah.
here is one
im 30 and look younger than them
and i dont have ugly ugly old wrinkles on my forehead
Dear God whatve i done
Good.
Ok.
Probably because you're a gay retard who shuts himself off from the world
neighbours have started drawing their curtains at night I suspect because they've been seeing me walk around the house naked lately
shouldn't have built that ugly extension overlooking my backyard then
Sam, 28, a teaching assistant
'
yeah mad really how slow it is getting between any of those. we need HS north connecting those three and leeds
Just don't be a bastard
if reading and high wycombe had a fast trainline between them then london would be in trouble
Wat
bring back T4
reading is 25 minutes into london on the fast train
its effectively london
you know those little wooden eggs they sell at craft stores? well some crows nearby found one somewhere a little while back... and they were taking turns carrying it around then dropping it and pecking it trying to crack it open then picking it up and carrying it off again... this went on for a few days... I found it amusing
A bunch of US states have anti-porn laws. Most sites ignore it, it'll be alright
they did it to amuse you you thick cunt
Shit.
irrelevant
It's so wrong. It's all so wrong
jameela tits
aktion t4?
You onow it?
because they love me?
Vulgar harlot
she 100% looks older than 31
Might move to China.
Shit.
brign back t4
she's so fit but her skin condition creeps me out
Fucking hell mate XD
mad how the covid debacle turned everyone into mentaloid freaks
as in Aktion-T4?
Fully in favour if mousey gets first session in the special day room
good morning my troubled angels ^-^
i dont know what that is leave me alone
Yo
Ok.
suck my pixie dick you chubby coon
everytime i blow my nose theres blood now
it's just the norm now
Man these people took my kids from me
based and coke pilled
nigwa hweil hitwer
i wish
think i'm just dying tbf
Would like a 2nd try in life.
err maybe see one of the many fine gps available on our nhs
cane's sauce isn't that good to be honest
Tough!
Fuck you
nah, I'd fuck it up
effy is still fit, might have to rewatch skins now
Normal people in Berlin have had enough
rorke's sauce
been crying all night and now I have that dry nose thing that happens after you cry a lot but I need to sleep but my nose hurts :(
hope it gets better mate :)
bloody love tits
why are you crying?
bizarre behaviour
whats wrong with crying? its normal to cry, every bloke has a little sob once in a while
Nazi eugenic murder programme innit
outside of family dying its not
bitch nigga detector going wild
um hi
Not a single person on earth really knows my story
nah it is
what'th wong wiv cwying?
grrr me big strong alpha male never cry grrr lol
You do, whoa, damn
*wraps arms around your tummy from behind and nuzzles in your hair*
hiya
crying is female behavior
um
no, I'm a pathetic loser I just don't cry randomly
no crying for attention is female behaviour
not gay but love an iced mocha with cream
um i cry sometimes
just felt like it you know
we all do mate (except autistic robots)
Wish the chinky was open
sounds like you're gay
okay i'll bite... who's hitler? x
a man should never show his weaknesses to the world despite any trials and tribulations he's going through
We all do secretly ;)
who is "the world"?
lil monkey fella
pearl-clutching over crying
you're both gay
mental how israel is actually being left out to dry, never thought id see the day
never been so proud of the US in all my life, go on son
ridiculous conception of a man
sitting under my chicken heat lamp because freaks on the internet told me it's good for you
What are you wittering on about
odd
it be niggas itt crying themselves to sleep lmfao
which one is you?
???
Bro really didn’t want to pay
nigga can't even get his fake ebonics right
Dobby is a sweet little jewish rose
(◡‿◡)
lziard
bbc.co.uk
shocking article the police are targeting horny men while doing nothing to actually stop kerb crawling whores
what not crying does to a nigga
still don't understand the logic of decriminalising whores but still persecuting their customers
Based
What happened to jordan peterson, andrew tate, johnny somali and lord miles?
It’s like these guys just decided to up and disappear one day
When a man cries, he cries strong tears
i can have chocolate at 9am
you cant stop me you cant
did the crybabies leave?
militiary industrial complex has decided zionism is no longer profitable, israel is getting asset stripped and the US are doing an economic retreat where the gulf cartel (gulf council) will step in and control the region with normalized ties to the US
you'll see regime change in israel in the next year, and a palestinian state in the next 5
completely straight but love twerking my phat ass in the kitchen
um why
Fuck off
peterson still be crying like a bitch over incels not getting pussy, tate and miles still ragebaiting on twitter everyday and somali prolly in jail
Peterson off his rocker
Tate naturally lost popularity
Don’t know about the others
Make me
to what song? x
shut the fuck up dictator
rorke unmasked
I think lord miles is organising an armed invasion of haiti
um
Fucking will in a minute
Won't do a thing will ya battyboy
that was last year
Delusional
Im like nosferatu meets elephant man
You’d never talk to me like this in real life
lord miles is the most narcissistic gimp known to man, proper insufferable mong
these things take time
Trump might actually be assassinated soon
This
British MP shares posts celebrating Indian strikes that killed civilians in Pakistan
Might do nothing all day again and continue the slow demise of my meaningless shit life
bill speed
or
lips bleed
or
I pled sly
or
dye pills
katy waking up feeling clarted x
Me every day
ignore narratives and follow the money, it's been black and white for a while now. we're heading to a multi-polar world
in the meantime expect to see more of this stuff
Sounds like a plan Stan
there’s a serial killer on the loose in the New England area of the US lads..
what groceries you been into recently
i bet my life is shitter than yours
Okay retard, see you in 5 years
thom yorke's just died
go get some sun, breathe some clean air, touch some grass
Not my problem
Oh that's cool
Feels like there hasn't been a proper serial killer in ages
Not this mass shooting or family eradication shite
US has also just gone behind israels back to cut a deal with the houthis, israel are being cut out of the region
Got the couscous on rn
Remember Covid?
spaghetti bolognese at least once a week for me
got loads of spinach kicking about
not sure what to do with it
it was like 6 months at most rorke, get over it
was about to make some coffee but then i remembered about that chris williamson video
47% dark chocolate bars with sea salt
walnuts
gim-gui
had a nap earlier
had a dream i found a snub nose revolver and shot someone with it
Israel is not being cut off, sorry
spinach bread
Lay off the noir old bruce
Israel will survive without the US
Their enemies are fucking arabs ffs, completely shite at war
don't even remember the last time i wanked
eating some garlic bread flavour shapes
they taste like garlic
wait and see then
tallarines verdes
Mention Covid to a normie and they just h it you with the fluoride stare
might pick up the guitar at the ripe old age of 22
The missus ready for her BBC bull
I want a banjo
Morning wafflewog
We've all agreed to forget it happened
It's 10 AM on a Saturday
What will you accomplish today?
Watching line of duty season 1
cringekino
Tidying up the house. Paperwork sortage. Watching open mic standup.
Yh should make good telly
zesty cow
i don’t watch a lot of tv mate but heard it was good. is it not?
Anyone focus on their health and it makes them feel like a boring bastard?
yeah it's good
defo cringe thoughever
it's real
nada nowt nil nothing
What do you mean "will"? The day's practically already over
If you're not stuck into the business of the day by 10am, the day is fucking wasted
Chat is this real?
Mental how true this is
damn
Does that little runt of a kid end up getting his nut blown off? The one that hands Gates the phone all the time?
been thinking of getting one
are they expensive to run? how long do you use it for
“Business of the day” haha get fucked life is for having a laugh
no clue how much it costs to run but the lamp is cheap
I've been running it for 20ish minutes a day aimed at my throat because it promotes thyroid function and 90% of people have hypothyroid
Does that little runt of a kid end up getting his nut blown off?
Thoughts on Pallas's cat? (Video related)
got gaydio on
so zoomers are just pretending this kanye west 'heil hitler' song is good purely because it's edgy? i mean the song is objectively fucking shit
prefer sam's cat (she's sat on the settee with me)
got one of them in my flat
cool guy
want to go to a wedding so I can do the chicken dance
Nope it's actually good
No clue why you're seething
It’s a good song, you seem to be upset
Nothing stopping me from living the bohemian gypsy life but my very own cowardice, ugliness and social retardation.
dense fluff
rhyming heil hitler with they don't understand the things i say on twitter is objectively very funny
diego's been desperately begging us to agree with him on kanye's new banger being shit ever since it dropped
bit chilly actually
might bash the heating on for an hour or so
sabrina <3
blood wank pencilled in for the afternoon
They didn’t tell you? The owner treated me to one six pack
Core memory of my Gen X unc childhood in Queensland was doing the chicken dance in the German Tavern at World Expo
kanye has always been a retard and his music's always been rubbish I don't care about him
Little whore
sabrina fartenter
cared enough to blog about him
Kayne was good songs
freak
Spaki on a Brazilian VPN!
fitness overload
utter dog
what is good about it? replace the words 'all my niggas nazi nigga heil hitler' with literally anything else and none of you edgy freaks would care about it
Incorrect
Blame game and Homecoming are good songs i think
But only within the store
sounds fun
did they have good food? in the tavern?
look and feel rough as
good beat, catchy, well-produced, provocative and makes mongs like you seethe
Built like a Guatemalan prostitute
edgy things are often funny
been consuming too much depressing media lately and I believe it's making me depressed
good beat, catchy, well-produced, provocative
margaret qualley tummy erotic
Can't really remember the food, probably shard a schnitty with my parents or something
no shit, sherlock!
Not the least bit concerned about AI taking over since chat bots and self service machines are so fucking shit and always will be
i'm the opposite but i still feel shit
Meanwhile deegs listens to dogshite like charli and taylor swift cos he's gay
fucking scrnemsmming
x.com
Hot
yodeleekekeling
you don't want to take me to the automat?
hes one of htem homosexualites isnt he
Cloggy would have loved this
NEW
You are good.