Mousey's whip edition
/brit/
there was an office social on today
turned it down to watch coventry/sunderland
I can't keep doing this
second for POO
got any good insta memes to share tonight lewis?
could do with a laugh
Third for poo
For me, it's Expressionism
I need to stop coming here
There is a house on my street where a teen killed themselves. House has been empty for months. Lights on all the time. Except from friday nights. Why?
hang them
on the proper job cans
My life is so miserable and grim
Pakistan Zindabad
h
Expressionism
that's just post modernism
cronem forcing pg tip in… mmhmm it snap
It kem out red x
Hmm...not sure but better than concrete blocky shite I suppose
His mum and dad sit quietly by the TV every friday evening watching the same shows he liked, eating the same foods he ate, sharing stories and tears.
No poo smells?
Didn't Veitch's much younger wife expose him as an abuser
My life is so miserable and grim
Nth for the gyal x baddiedem
Wasnt the whole thing her freaking out about him looking at an Anon Babble link lmao
proper crackers bird
meanwhile in american schools
can't watch restricted videos because i refuse to give google my passport
yeah he promised not to look at porn and pretended to agree with her that looking at porn counted as cheating but obviously he likes a big old wank i mean look at his bald fucking head
hate to sound like an old miserable twat, but I cannot understand destruction for destructions sake - especially when something is useful and valuable
TAP START
OR SCAN AN ITEM
*coofs*
rorke in a permanent vegetative state since 2004 when he found out that guy from the libertines is black
chill unc
Spend another £0.20 for free delivery.
pisstake this
fiat 500!!!
PLEASE PUT THE ITEM IN THE BAG
Get the bloody vaccine Rorke
cronem chiefing clickum while 3 pm ting greedily bop pon s curved baton
All an evil calculation
SCAN AN ITEM TO START
nigga heil hitler
wanking out a poo
REALLY widh I had clean bedding now, it's so greasy it's making me itch
feeling [wsg]
AN ASSISTANT IS COMING
Wtf
so they found rorkes dar
PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE CHIP AND PIN READER
Fucking hell how long has it been without a wash
Anyway I should probably do something more productive than being here like watch wrestling b-shows from 30 years ago
Finna abduct Jeanne, get her in a royal marriage and raise her offspring as nobility Godwilling x
Few months now
Not again.
We found a wolf amongst sheep, lads
Why do you live in such squalor
you will do nothing of the sort
Internet addiction is real. Has comparable effects as other addictions. USE this information. LEARN.
PLEASE PLACE THE ITEM ON THE SCANNER
wonder what the french would have done in henry vi started clapping joan's cheeks betwixt his mental breakdowns. maybe have lost the physical war, but I reckon we would have won the war in a spiritual sense
Diddly.
get the age bypass script installed
Negros.
mans battling a self-checkout machine
PLEASE WAIT FOR AN ASSISTANT TO CONFIRM YOUR AGE
Hard to dislike black people unless you live around them or something like that
Anyone else imagine a drama set in the shop you always go to featuring all the employees
it stopped working a while ago and i think the developer died or something rip
Might cum on my own arse for a laugh
SEA wife
PRESS FOR A RECEIPT
Getting the lovely BOTTLES in lads
I saw it.
mindless thuggery
might get a tattoo on my bottom
They the tree guys, or nonces? (Or both!)
only the one where i shag the self checkout lass senseless
Genociding brown people in video games stops me from doing it in real life.
Average Capetian stock moment
am on the stubbies myself
£3.60 for a pack of 10 from lidl
works on my machine
I saw it.
they nonced the tree
Dunmer male argonian female
normally a beer snob but it's hard to turn my nose up when it's £3.60 for 10x250ml bottles
And then the other employees cheer you on and high-five you yeah?
Saw what?
Would've been a moment of shame for us desu
Sir Loli Feet
36p per bottle cor
best not step to a mans from the flats wenna chillin wit the bredren wit my hand on a gyat
Squirt.
if only they weren't weak piss
Black Pink in your area
i really really want to have sex but i cant find a woman to do it to
Anyone else just rub their willers a lot instead of doing the conventional wank? Reckon I'm an actual woman tbqhwyl
the lidl ones are 4% so not too bad but yeah i generally favour a strong lager at 5-6% like budvar or urquell
kai cenat is the modern day Shakespeare
ALDI area manager is younger than me and on 70k starting. Made me feel sad and angry that circumstances beyond my control led me to my current situation. At least I have plenty of time for anime and games though
Nice head butt, dude.
corr I spent $12 for a six pack and a little 350ml of whiskey
manke
comparison makes no sense whatsoever
Mad how I tricked mumberg into ordering me cider from tesco online shop haha
Nehemiah Lamar Harden
Wish I, a hapa lad, travelled around Europe shagging foreign girls while we were less common.
Have you been sacked yet?
Cool.
got a bottle of wild turkey in tesco for £24 lovely stuff goes down a treat with a nice cigar
can I top you in the Aldi toilets during your lunch break
4s alright tbf
used to buy them in tesco now they're 3.4
I mank..
No I haven't. I was told my speed has improved a lot but I need to improve it by another 5 minutes or so.
cheeky monkeh
alri cmon now la thing you gotta do is just ya nose on the grindstone ya know just keep trudging along workin those hours alri get that work done and get that money up alri lad? alri
What?
That is pretty mental.
right then i don't think that's allowed is it
holy
roman
empire
just gives me "proxy error"
oh well i can find most things elsewhere
Big clap mbc3
don't know if that's a pic I want to click on
why are there swings in a prison?
Grinding orbs on Bleach Brave Souls. I have 4 copies of magic society Giselle now. I need more for 5/5 then I'll be a happy girl
onionberg gagging for some rain
With which to hang dead bodies upon
cor
What?
someone should grind your head into the pavement
manager pulled me in for a disciplinary because i wasn't arriving 5 mins early to work and ready to start exactly on time
being a wagie is humiliating
well I have no clue what you're on about now do I aahahahh x
you're not a girl and never will be
Shit nigga, what did he do to get brutalised that bad?
Cool.
Best to ignore it, no need for that sort of negativity on a Friday night x
that's all outlined very clearly in the policy handbook friend
you are fucked in the head and you need to be locked up
also you're a man
How to kill self
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
Might move to Kashmir
Eh no.
don't do that
Post your cock and bussy
Clean
might
Brookie ur a demented freak, Giselle's a shite who canonically reeks of cum
What?
don't do that
I’m just swinging by to say hello
Looks great but the exterior is dire, though not as awful as Guildford Cathedral.
sir deleted tranny
Hi lads its the new pope
I need a tenner to get back home after church
Can you spot me?
his own cum btw, not other people having sex with him
Cool.
:3
How are you supposed to declutter your bedroom if it’s a tiny fkn room
She smells amazing and I'm not a freak. You're the one who donates money to streamers and watches fucking VTubers LMAO. Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
extremely clean. very interesting pic
True Roman Empire in trouble
How can you lose all your money like that?
love weed me
the new kanye song is honestly catchy
I will never be a father :(
Corr cant wait to start growing some when i've got me own flat
God's beautiful nature creation
our sharter
who art in walmart
if anyone did want to have gay sex.. i know it's not the same as regular sex but if you did want to do something. it could be fun for us both. i don't mind how you look. just sayin. hmu
doritos be thy name....
Haha
Okay, but I hope you're female because I'm a lesbian.
just found a poo in my arse
Doing some overtime toil tomorrow lads
kekers
Midwesterners love saying "another day in paradise" and it's literally just another day in a town of 5000 people on the outskirts of some city.
any gymcels in? got a 6 pack but 0 pussy
You cab just write lol
Rather than your gay little version
out with you cursed foid
"Just living the dream" is another popular one
Lol
.44 caliber love letter straight through my heart
still at toil at the moment, hate my life
Shit.
Mate what is up with you dog
You cab just write
Safe
Your account has been temporarily banned
?
Getting fucking smashed against mumbergs will haha
London Jewish population rubbing their hands
using a sharpie to draw on my glans penis
Security?
Thinking of going solo camping with 200 quid worth of thatchers. Leaving the cans of course.
Never seen that
crazy
Twice?
cheekylad x
webp files
for what purpose
Parallel world
all part of the plan
Ok.
Egypt is a bot that only showed up after the hack to destroy the threads
corr thats a lot of cider int it
this post confuses and enrages the Brit
Southport fiend Axel Rudakubana hurled boiling water over prison guard in ‘terrifying’ attack putting victim in hospital
I don't know, bro.
test
none of your business
egyptlad is a VERY elaborate gimmick.
Vladimir.
I don't know how propaganda works on people maybe it's just internet access, I'm no different than common schmuck aren't I?
my name is charles
I hope that the J in PB&J stands for jam and not jelly!
thinking of becoming a catholic, that whole pope stuff is just too kino
Dreamnt I made a "lil bro never stood a chance" post
just block him you silly gimp
get tampermonkey and then get 4chanx will improve things immensely
he didn't immediately filter it
Only 90kg lad, 10 days worth of cider. Take that to the highlands and just camp and drink all day whilst fishing. Good life for 7 days, then back to the bennies toil (not spending on anything but noodles for 3 month)
Can't get funnier.
i enjoy my (you)s vladimir
Nice block.
*
better off taking a few bottles of whisky
much lighter
will you be doing more vocaroos lad
Basically your fault.
I can just ignore him coz I'm not a freak like you
The experience is much more tiredness than heightened drunkenness for me. cider hit so different
mad that 'girls' can be in their late twenties whereas 'boys' is almost always late teens at most
I have an unusually large rib cage. Makes my body look fucking retarded
Sure, what do you want me to do?
tax class: disabled
dunno whatever you like
Ok.
Bull shit my brother and his mates are all late 20s early 30s and whenever they go out he says he’s going out with the boys
who has the "my name is axel and i'm a hassle" rap song?
Same. Celtic feature
im not a freak :Ɛ
who tf uses that shite like gusto that posts ingredients to you
mental
not true
that isnt at all what i mean
like in a shop environment, a mother will not refer to a grown man as "that boy over there", whereas, she (and others) can and will refer to a grown woman as a girl
okay i apologise :)
So where was it supposed to go?
Is Egypt bot an actual person? :O
I’m so skinny you can see all of my rib cage
webp, inflation, neoliberalism, it's all the same
told yous
ELABORATE gimmick
not a bot
Fr? Because I am actually 98% Celt and that’s dna confirmed too
Damn.
I yearn for my homeland lads
My muscle, man.
hosepipe ban looking likely
It's the team behind mikey. CIA, Mossad. Can't tell.
Good.
youtube.com
Song I listened to when catberg had to be put down
alri terrone
Eyetalian americans are unbearable
put down where?
are you a polentone?
Have you ever met one?
what game is this?
runescape
Good.
just took a COLOSSAL poo lads
no but seriously
corrr
i'm dreaming of a independent Sicily in union with Malta
a terroneschluss if you will
vgh
ancient aegypt
It the one that doesn't happen.
some paradox shit
eu4 or ck3
only played vicky 2 me x
Cool, interesting.
In real life?
yep
those were the days
on the
CANS
A
N
S
the plan is to work a terrible but well paying job, get the debts paid off, get the car serviced, get the teeth fixed, then go to uni
Shit.
might play crash bandicoot
buying poo on the internet
so yeah they just stopped building pyramids and oh yeah the aztecs and mayans also just happen to build a pyramid too lool
got a COLOSSAL one for sale
dm me for details x
Be brave.
the giza sphinx predates egyptian antiquity, according the renegade historian Graham Hancock
Is why the it's nose broke during the move
I would definitely automatically trust any jacked doctor with my health over some fat balding old dude.
Illegal immigrate to America. Need a roommate with an accent, long story
Clap.
yes
we have strict no whites allowed immigration policy
was aliens m8
why not just skip the uni part and buy some property
Looks promising.
Guess I just assumed he was abo
Nah never met any American in real life