How do Americans keep winning at life?

Lol he is pervuian you burgers are worse than the fucking argentines with your cope. In his initiation he only spoke in italian and spanish.

Is this the Latinx cope? I was hoping they would go for calling him CIA

He was born in America I'm afraid

Lmao how many proud americas adopt a new nationality? He obviously is ashamed you you. But now "OMG AN AMERICAN POPE OMG USA NUMBA 1 PLEASE TYRONE COME WATCH THIS".

No real aka brainwashed american adopts a new nationality.

Can you point to me on a map where Chicago is in Portugal?

portugal

burger education

like clockwork

Im heavily drunk I meant Peru kek that still doesn't explain your logic

Half or Mexico's population is Spanish and various euro mutt rapebabies who by your own logic aren't Mexican

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For you cope dosers here is his brother in a quiet American suburb with a midwestern accent. Gives you a better idea of his roots.

kek paco here having a melty
God bless you son.

Do you think he got nationalized in peru to get what? Social benefits? To ease some burocratic shit? Sadly in latam if you are a burger you can live here like a god without no one bothering you. There is no practical reason of doing that unless you denounce your mutt conditioning.
His brother is a burger he is not.

he is pervuian

erm he was born in America by a french italian parent and a spanish mother. he only has a peruvian citizenship. hes as peruvian as a hamster living in an aquarium

He's an American Pope which means we will force him to represent the world and fund him. If he fucks off someone will kill him. Welcome to America. He had no choice but to do well or die. Trumps embarrassing enough and they've tried to kill him a couple of times and probably will eventually get to him

Thanks for the post, agent Smith, you can now go back to harvest my data

He literally spoke in spanish at his inaguration and not in english. He obviously hates americans because he is based.

Everyone hates americans, but that doesn't make him peruvian, my lad

"spanish" mother
His mother was Agnes Mildred Martínez (or Mildred Agnes Martínez), so his maternal grandfather was Joseph Nerval Martinez, a HAITIAN, though there's a possibility he was Dominican

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Do you think he got nationalized in peru to get what? Social benefits?

Most probably yes.
He spent 20 years there

Peruvians have adopted him as one of their own. They have spoken.

Trump already said the Pope was American

He's been shaped alot by Peru. He's a mixture of America and peru. It's a good thing. They can call him one of their own.

Then it's perfect.

I wonder from which ethnic group do white haitians (and dominicans) descend from
If ayy lmaos adopted me, I would still be a filthy earthling, wouldnt I

He seems to like him

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I suppose you're right. hes an american, french, italian, spanish, peruvian pope all around

that's way too coherent a tweet to be from trump
100% it was his social media team/staffer, kek

An advanced civilization of ayys would know how retarded race and heritage is o algo

I think it's a good thing. I have no problems with others claiming him.

If ayy lmaos adopted me, I would still be a filthy earthling, wouldnt I

No

Can't we just see him as representing the new world as a whole?

It's mildly interesting that he decided to speak spanish during his first address. Francis didn't do that. Neither did Benedict XVI, nor John Paul II.

Both of his parents were born in the USA too though.

spanish father

haitian mum

moved to the US

fled to peru

Trump seems to like him yet its obvious he will be in favor of immigration.
It will be so fun to see Trumps tweets against him in the future

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total xeno death
ye, you're cool

Bringing Goku

Ok, good point
A mix of the old and the new. The cardinals chose quite nicely

It's not mildly, he is a polyglot so if he wanted to make it a kinda cosmopolitan thing he could have said it in many languages. He specifically chose spanish. Why are people ignoring this.

That's why I said America

kek now this is cope

True, Catholic is supposed to mean universal church. A man with broad experiences in different countries seems to be the right person for the job. I'm sure some of my fellow filipinos are seething their guy didn't get elected though.

The "Ok, good" here was going for you, my bad.

A true catholic should hat the anglo like the current pope does.

Yeah, I figured

isn't he anti-trump and pro-immigration?
they are setting up everything to import palestinians and pakistanis, it seems

he became a peruvian citizen because he was a missionary working there for a long time. he was born in america and nobody in his family is peruvian.

anti-trump

this doesn't mean he supports the other party that is pro-baby murder

no one wants a Yuro

don't trust brown, yellow or black cardinals

elect an American (CIA sponsored according to Latinxirs)