pigeon love
/brit/
Having sex for free isn't difficult
This is a super hans general
feel like my life is devoid of meaning lads
giz a job
that's because it is x
here's the thing:
this is for all bong people
sex as a form of entertainment and/or ego building is not good for the human spirit
sex is for procreation and pair bonding
the pursuit of other people's bodies for entertainment causes very evident trouble
Dad's birthday present sorted x
Trust the Science
sciencedirect.com
the slight purple and green shades in their feathers is just stunning innit
truly majestic
#pigeonlove
*smooches you*
arm of my glasses is digging into my head
Now come on kraut lad i thought you were alright
I like how in the end hans is the most sensible of the three of them
basically
Tyler Ziegel. got disfigured in the Iraq War, came home, got married, got divorced within a year, and then died of drug abuse.
mmhmm bet the cronem are showering right now, bathrooms all steamy and dat x
meaning
hear's where your wrong
Why aren't you with them?
have you ever seen a great tailed grackle? they are black but have this lovely blue/violet/purple iridescent sheen
funny birds too very clever with lots of personality and they make great noises
chinese fellas making fun of indians heh
Get it preordered so you can play it day 1 and avoid spoilers
Joined a Discord server and now I'm scared to say anything
maybe this photo shows the color better idk
bald cunt
Never used discord but then again I'm not a tranny, 13 years old or a pedo so I guess it just wasn't made for people like me.
don't think i will matey
the lads
Has anyone made friends from Anon Babble
if its good enough to say on discord then its good enough to say here
tomorrow
swear blind i stabbed one of those outside tenpenny tower for harassing Dogmeat
lol sure thing ziedbelg
well enjoy your Friday evening of spamming and pretending to be black
I'm putting my filter back on x
Weed is dangerous
Reinforces dosser behaviour
scrmjignig
youtube.com
Man these people took my kids from me then they froze my bank account
I got so much anger in me got no way to take it out
Think i'm stuck in the matrix
Where the fuck's my nitrous
Yes i am a cuck i like when people fuck on my bitch
The shit that i'm posting on twitter they telling me "Ye don't say that"
How niggas can't see me in public i'm driving an all chrome maybach
With all of the money and fame i still can't get my kids back
With all of the money and fame i still don't get to see my children
Niggas see my twitter but they don't see how I be feeling
so I became a nazi yeah bitch i'm the villainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Nigga Heil Hitler Nigga Heil Hitler (hey)
They don't understand the things I say on twitter
Nigga Heil Hitler
They don't understand the things I say on twitter
All my niggas nazis Nigga Heil Hitler
Nigga Heil Hitler Nigga Heil Hitler
All my niggas nazis Nigga Heil Hitler
She wanna fuck in japan i put the chrome on the 'benz
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
She reaching down in my pants she got the world in her hands
NIGGA HEIL HITLER NIGGA HEIL HITLER NIGGA HEIL HITLER
ALL MY NIGGAS NAZIS NIGGA HEIL HITLER
NIGGA HEIL HITLER NIGGA HEIL HITLER
ALL MY NIGGAS NAZIS NIGGA HEIL HITLER
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
(Translation)
Whether you believe my work is right,
whether you believe that I have been diligent, that I have worked,
that I have stood up for you during these years,
that I have used my time decently in the service of my people.
Now cast your vote—if ‘YES,’ then stand by me, as I have stood by you!
Everything in moderation
banga
It's just a chatroom innit
If I say something dumb here, at least I'm anonymous and can forget about it. If I say something dumb with a name tag, I carry it with me forever. I will inevitably say something dumb, it's just the way I am.
elon having connipsions over him calling it twitter
Stop breaking the rules then you massive twat
imagine being nearly 50 and writing this shit
reasonable take
connipsions
Been breaking the rules nonstop and haven't caught a ban
I'd return to sharty though if you want x
100%
LUSH AND I MEAN LUSH GARDEN THAT
LUV ME PLASTIC GRASS
why is it called sharty when the name is soyjak party
It doesn’t make sense, sarty would make sense because there is no H is soyjak party
second time in two days i've been caught out by spellcheckbradleyposter
need to wise up fast
It's a banger
Soyjak wiki down or something?
ahh yes outdoor carpet
youtube.com
RIP SOULJA SLIM
This is what greenpeace and extinction rebellion would be doing if they weren't controlled by the CIA
cronem got dey waves done
i misspell in allmost all my posts yet not once has bradleymong ever caught me
Good lad
Leftypol siding with the bugs in Starship Troopers
never seen you and him in the same room tother have we?
You're not fooling God, buddy
it's 8 in the evening
still fucking sunshine
Lads, this is worrying
HOT TOGETHER OOOHHH
HOT TOGETHER OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH WOOOOOO
HOT TOGETHER
BA DA DA DA
HOT TOGETHER
HOT TOGETHER
HOT TOGETHER
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
HOT TOGETHER
HOT TOGETHER
Her and Juna just seem like two pretty weeby, somewhat nerdy but normal girls. Compared to the absolute basketcase BPDs you see in western porn.
JAV in general just seems to have more self aware actors and actresses. People like Codi Vore and Angela White are borderline lolcows with how they behave.
Dont even have mental health just simply cant be arsed to bathe, clean, do dishes, brush my teeth, make my bed, put on nice clothes, get a job or go outside. Dont feel like it.
Just a little reminder that no-one is coming to save you
you reckon the maddie mccann kidnapped will give a deathbed confession in his will or summat?
or will he leave us hanging for eternity
um
two laudanum pints barkeep
porn whores :I
porn whores, japan :O
THIS is Isildur's heir??
very easily influenced aren't you? :)
You don’t realise how much sugar is in white bread until you cut out sugar from your diet. I’ve been off it for a week, ate a slice of white bread today and it was sickly sweet
fucking little gimps on the car board just crack jokes don’t even try and help convinced they don’t even know anhthing about cars anyway
yer banned, bud
Shut up you fucking twat
dont eat white bread because im not some fucking runt
what u gonna do you little pussy
ang on
just saw a car full of KKK members listening to kanyes hitler song. wild times we live in
Well rorke?
Really? How much do you bench?
Hows Buckingham Palace this time of year
ktim
bears just a big dog really int they
ktim
x.com
pakistani goverment using ARMA 3 combat footage
vicious tappenings? scheduled
Spaino, we know, lad
whos bear
fella that drinks wee
live your myth
what a fag
comfy night in with one of my wives
the bar
Duno what this is
I can't control my horny level...
They took the little ones
Gf is on her period lads which means sex toil is out for the weekend. Gonna wank to my hearts content
me too
Pop it in her gob
how did boomers fall for this stuff
could be worse
World has gone mad
Never take advice from fat people me.
Cunt's can't even portion their food properly, why would I trust they can do anything else?
looks powerful
frightening even
looks stronger than mike mentzer tbf
wonder what the anime twitter nonce looks like
The best thing about this conflict is both sides will embarrass themselves like this MANY times.
I can't wait for the jeets to one up them.
Just poured myself a pint
youtu.be
listening to duran duran - view to a kill
how i be looking at my roomate when he asks me where the watermelon he just bought went
looks like he might burst at any moment
lmao this guy
roaring
where did it go?
Fat people are the most untrustworthy people, they can’t even be good to themselves they not gonna be good to you
alri headlet
drinking a can of amstel
3.4 fucking %
absolute woke madness
fat neighbour always wears the exact same clothes. Always got that shit that Homer Simpson wore on the episode where he got so fat that he could work from home
heh
honestly is a bit mental that the UK hasn't legalized weed, especially given that the Netherlands is in such close proximity
ktim
youtube.com
when the nukes drop on mumbai
especially given that the Netherlands is in such close proximity
Literally completely irrelevant fact
amstel
reminds me of my saffa days
im a fat guy who wears the same shirt every day, its cuz its just easier and cheaper to buy like 20 shirts in your size than to look for a bunch of individual shirts in your size
all kicking off in new delhi
Why are you fat?
pondering whether to get the cans
mental that US doesn't have free healthcare given that Canada is right next door?
N- 14th letter
H- 8th letter
they pump Americans full of corn syrup straight from birth, throw some ill discipline and self hatred in and you’ve got a fat man
Don't understand why they make alcoholic drinks that are below 5%
If you just want to drink it for the flavour, get the alcohol free version, if you're drinking because you want to relax/get drunk then 5% is the minimum.
Anything below is pointless.
lmfao
spains close too but they banned bullfighting in england. different strokes for different folks i suppose
ktim, since I started working from home I bought 5 pairs of black jeans and about 40 plain black T-shirts.
I wear the same shit literally every day, I don't give a fuck because I'm not a woman or a queer.
Are all the leagues below the EPL rorkeleagues?
I bought 5 pairs of black jeans and about 40 plain black T-shirts.
that's not the same shit
why do this when AI exists
keep getting that ai investment ad on youtube
very obvious a fake person with text to speech
alarming its even allowed
you think Pakistan are capable of producing AI? Come on
simply adore the taste of blood
tell me if i'm being too critical, lads, but rorke is absolutely vile.
preference for type?
can tell you're either an alcoholic or a shut-in, lots of people just drink alcohol as social lubricant and don't want to get pissed
that clip has been around for a long time and often gets mistaken for real footage
RIDE UNCLE RIDE
5% for lubricaiton
is it illegal to play that kanye song here don't know the law about nazi stuff and that
no it's not illegal but people will think you're weird
youre going to have to go into hiding to listen to it
are lumberjack shirts popular here or will I look retarded
Slow down then you poof.
If you get pissed from drinking 5 pints, drink 4
british society would cease to function if weed were legalized. twould open the collective third eye and induce mass hysteria
not true at all if you don't drink heavily
This plump pimp needs a groyper snack
lads, have you ever been raped by a pakistani? what was that like?
youll look like you''re from 2011
do you guys stream games with your friends
wear what you want and you look good in i say
grangle grangle
can’t imagine it would feel like much south Asians have notoriously small cocks
why didnt they just jump off and escape
feet arent bound
why did that one poster get banned wtf
fuck sake accidentally got Heinz chicken broth soup instead of cream of chicken
looks like fucking bin scrapings
it's chaos out here
gregg wallace janny
when the riot police come to my door because I haven't paid my tv licence
looks like elton john on a full stomach took a deepthroat too far and set off his gag reflex
Poo
your life is actually sad
elton
gay porn
how end life
me sad
why mate i'm just playing shit chess
the creps. think i got the right colourway?
*gives u a hug*
british society would cease to function if weed were legalized. twould open the collective third eye and induce mass hysteria
niggas in america be orderin dey weed online *skull emoji*
that's your dinner matey
what's the difference between these do they get you high different ways
toil freaks
that looks expensive
also why are the prices all $60 for 3.5g and 7g
$60 for an eighth
lmao
timmy paying VAT on weed
LOL
Sat here for a bit but nary a crumb of poo
Not so much as a toot
turned 23 today
not sure what to think about it, feels like an age that isn't old but isn't young
like when you sign a player on football manager who is 23 and you know he isn't a wonderkid
Everything in moderation
no toil tomorrow neet spaz x
do you feel bad for fainting goats lads? they're probably very sad that they freeze up like they do
feels like an age that isn't old but isn't young
That's how I felt at that age
I get collared doves on my balcony and put seed out for them so they're there most of the day. There's three, a couple and one on its own. One of the couple has made a nest which I can see out my office window and I can see her sitting on it.
who cares as long as you feel young innit
mental how good '70s and '80s music is
and one on its own
( v_v)
how am i supposed to sleep with a blocked nose
The Stolen Girl actually looks like a not shit modern film. Might have to watch it
had three eggs today, and half can of beans
these farts are fucking RANK
breath through your mouth
katy just used the new method x
no one gives a fuck you fucking freak
oh ok
im sorry to bother you all
Have to be honest, lads
I'd like to shove a can up Emma Watson's gaping gash
interesting!
im sorry to bother you all
no, no, not at all haha
i do you neeky gimp
United Kangdom
I eat a tin of baked beans and a four egg omelette every day and it doesn't make me fart, I think you get used to it.
why do you give a fuck about that lad's bowel movements?
just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL
cared enough to reply
stinky thirdie flag replied to me ew
tf
tp
kek
don't care
didn't ask
dead general
go to cum then
And the latest from mousenonce
who says im not
He killed himself around the time of the downtime
It was in the Hamilton Reporter
Very sad business
I'm 30
Tried very hard to improve my life at 25. 5 years later it turned out that I failed completely.
May as well have been a neet playing video games the entire time.
farting like a beast
I'm 30
bruh
Got his head trapped between the railings trying to break into a primary school and is still there
imagine the thatcher webm is attached to this reply x
Yeah pack it in lad, enjoy the mundane slog of life
say it ain't so
trannies when they're not the centre of attention for almost 5 milliseconds
mad how in the past they put you on lithium which was described as a *mental straight jacket* to maintain your sanity
grim
is that maidenhead
im sure all of the right wing chuds that have active bluesky social accounts were raging
Nah just a generic deanoville estate
yeah basically have
have now become a fat boomer that just works a shit job and watches tv
Going to get cancer and die one day
leftypol spitting his gum into a tissue before chucking it in the bin
nth for the baddiedem
Exciting!
rorke attempting to stick his gum to someone's hair but failing, trying again and getting caught
I do this but I'm rorke
Everyone wants to fuck, but few are willing to rape
it's real
Huh?
got the espadrilles on
sipping a bourbon
theres poo poo on the dancefloor
going to take my hayfever tableaus
hayfeverberg hasn't been giving me hassle so far, and ive walked through pollen ripping off trees
Having a negroni
it got to me when i was in St James Park watching the fly past for VE day x
fucking tired
going to have to relocate out of my eggy-fart-filled office and retire to bed (my bedroom will be eggy-fart filled, almost certainly)
Last night
Damn, you were in my sex dreams (you were in my)
Doing really nasty things (you were in my dreams)
Damn, you were in my sex dreams (you were in my)
Making love in my sex dreams
Have two
any henneys cider man in
Hang yourself in a hotel room
sifting through my folders
can't say that
oh posting has stopped has it? wanting to save your post for the new, do you?
Encrypting my hard drive
why do people play this crap
That's outrageous !
Lads, use that one. Even Canslad enjoys a good pint
Futa on male goonsesh but with steam medals
I turn 27 in July
Just you wait