/brit/

peanut butter and jelly edition

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Completely given up

The girlies on tattle will be creaming their knickers at that goal

thas racism outside of Anon Babble luv xx

FOY

off to bed, praying I never wake up. night lads x

The brown girl off Doctor Who is ugly af
Irish diaspora Timmies simping for her doh

I agree

mad how modern pop culture is just remakes reboots and references from previous decades

athleisure is the worst aesthetic trend in western culture since brutalist architecture

what are they feeding the women in italy

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Had a pair of reebok club c85s in high school

I got them rebook clubs

pasta in a sauce made from my semen

get them all deported

post your creps then

proper mad how moo deng poo peng gay porn

Senegalese and morrocan mens semen

might come up with a new ip
guy goes into stasis and wakes up three million years later, has a hologram and a creature evolved from a cat as his only companions
thoughts?

if you're trying this hard for a hatting you might as well just hat yourself

Nice.

tatters look fake tho

Is she also illegal?

business idea: /brit/ pools together our resources to buy land in Wyoming to create our own country

might need another character to keep things interesting
maybe a supercomputer and an android maid (male)

well that set off the trackie wearing chavs

Her name is mia maievska?

I get it.

the battle of rorke's drip

a pioneer little europe if you will

might come up with a new ip
one in the ipv6 range

Am a DHCP Chad meself

Yeah.

wore trackies up until i was about 15
right little runt i was
(and yes, i did grow up on a council estate)

The Gherkin is in full thump mode

It's fucking roasting in my smelly bedroom, need warm weather out of business

Brutalism is pretty cool doe
I dig the concrete and simple shapes

I'm a creeeeeep
I'm a weirdoooooo

Pull.

her face looks teen
what's up with that?

im a crep
im a weird shoe

Yeah

well that's just a bunch of autistic gibberish isn't it

Would we get to bum the twinks?

adidas samba for me

they don't understand the things rorke says on twitter

Me.

VE Day on BBC One is woke

got myself some new espadrilles for the summer

fuck that can't we just buy a field somewhere here
or look at these garages we could live in

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Pull.

spuds vs yanited Europa League final

the state of that like

Show pic

Happy VE Day

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i wear air force 1s because they make me like an inch and a half taller

it would be part of the citizenship test

Vera Lynn was a dedicated Zionist who was married to a Jew

so glad we won the war so we could have a country full of people i cant even understand, turkish barbers and money laundering vape shops

In that case I'll join

ktim w my timbs
makes me 190cm when wearing them

so yeah why is teen such a big genre on porn
and why are you a HUYAGGEEEE nonce if you find a 17 year old attractive?

this nigga wearing timbs

I am a Zionist myself

and bbcs
don't forget them

how do you even sign up for uni while living in the country illegally. do they not check residence or anything?

timbs

not even surprised, the gimp mental image i've got of you is probably spot on

toiler unite against the toilbergs!!!!!!!!!

she don't believe in shooting stars,
but she believe in poos and farts

um hi

BBCs dancing to We'll Meet Again on BBC One
Nice of them to pop down from the Gherkin

nuffa dem know

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um

My first idea was him.

because teen = 18 or 19 but they can lie
so its age inflation
in my country you can legally fuck 16 yo or older in some states, but that doesnt mean her father wont blow your head off w/ a shotgun

elaborate

kys

Mad how fast food isn't even fast these days

free money don't ask questions innit

Poo

rorke afraid to wear loose linen clothing because he needs to be swaddled like a big baby

Mad how it’s all boomers and middle aged mums

just stole your credit card details x

i will give her a green card marriage right away

I am the man who wanks.

moo deng poo peng gay porn UM dance

bruh

rorkes creps

mateys got a mental image of me living rent free in his head lmfaoooo

you prob wear flannels too fassyhole, a real stuck in 2018 don

scasgagawgeg

the stigma is fucking stupid man

guten blarg

Bruh.

i like wearing skinny jeans

Sir doxxed slopper

why you talking like a blacky

queer

flannels are common in canada and have been forever so I don't see your point

Not illegal to imagine them naked

alri time traveller from 2008

alri stuck in 2018 don

Nah, I am good.

Wear cords and jumpers, me
Breton shirts and rugby shirts when it’s a bit warmer, polo shirts when it’s summer

Like my unknown, underground shoes myself.

among the worst posts ever made in this general
hang your head in shame

um

have a feeling you're responding to gorilla zo3y aka lewis aka the whitest black man to grace /brit/

Really?

have a feeling i didnt ask

He was a frightful quare

yes
i know you haven't been around that long but trust me that post was a stinker (in more than one way lol)

polo shirts are fucking horrid

Good.

wish I were fit enough for loose linen clothing

reading your school reports again?

They can be ok if they’re 80s style or woven or something

Allo.

I'm the blackest white man to grace /brit/

posted it again award

Irish diaspora

you cannot post this

Hate AI

again?

Force it.

all my poos are sharty, nigga heil shitler

lads, what's the song I'm thinking of when I listen to this song? it's not this song. but it's one that sounds very very similar and has been in films and tv shows and that.

youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI

what's the best way to block porn on my phone? most of the blockers are easily removable

bruh

Heil shitler

just did a rorkeish poo

They'll be walking past my window shortly.

/brit/ is a Tottenham general, capische????

no xx

are you sure it's not that one

might get on grindr me

Liverpool just signed De Bruyne de lads. Result!

capoosche

Good.

You know that's a gay app

Na, I don't think it's Mazzy Star. I don't think I'll find it. It's the cadence of the verses that's so familiar.

need a lovely fat wife

What can I get you lovely?

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remember when people used to post their cum bottles on Anon Babble

screaming out my cock at this

Jennifer Luv

swc blockers

Nah.

innit

Shit.

is that bryce? her name is a huge turnoff

Angie rayner sex arse

What?

Based durag wearing thug

a gay app for a gay boy

That's mental illness luv xx

It

I'd rather have a bowl of choco krispies

where's mousey

Et in Arcadia ego

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Based.

Remember the Battle of Cable Street, rorke
You'll never win

he stopped posting here ages ago and another anon has been impersonating him with chatgpt

He isn't gay

I get it now.

collecting used fag butts on the streets of glasgow

takes one to know one fag

Does chatgpt know different /brit/ personalities?

Get fucked.

genuinely who is this supposed to benefit
no one wants to shag their step sister there's fuck all taboo about it

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put on my old headphones that I abandoned long ago because I thought I had broken them after something inside the right ear fell off after I threw them into a wall because said ear didn't work and it turns out it actually fixed them.

Speak for yourself

I am sadly a Britboo I wish I could see Britian thrive and be great

the only reason shagging your step sister would be taboo is if you grew up together from like age 1

Get us made the 51st state then ffs

The Irish diaspora

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porn addicted freak

I want Britian and America to separate

Fuck off old man

Disingenuous mong

getting trolled in sverigetråden

shagging your step sister is about as taboo as shagging your neighbour or your cousin
read: not at all

Shit.

The Irish diaspora.

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love hiding a post from a schizo i don't want to see and having all the replies disappear

Incorrect

*adds irish diaspora to comment filter*

Ok.

fucking hell leftypol

No one knows graft in this country anymore, not even "tradies"

it's an outrage

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Corean communism is something the UQ should try.

She looks indigenous. Whoever is suppressing them is creepy

That's everything, man.

fuck off schizojeet

loving how ai can put a big glistening willy on any fit bird of choice

Who's this new canadian schizo?

The Irish diaspora v the Anglo gammon

yeah and it looks like shit cos ai can't draw for toffee

Good.

toffee

corr giz some

The Irish want to live in a multiracial society
The Anglos want to live in a monoracial society

erm okay pooskin lol

all me

i think the most lasting effect that Anon Babble has had on my world view is that i genuinely and deeply hate schizophrenic people

I'm not gay!

just got out bath feeling womfy

Sure.

I go around telling people I’m racist and it’s not affected me at all
Some people ask and I say it’s like heuristics. I don’t have the time and energy to get to know every individual and so I create mental shortcuts. They seem to accept that

at about 3-4am last night a canadian continually spamed an entire /brit/ thread to over 100 posts while everyone else used a different one

of all trump's crimes this is surely up there

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Hallelujah

Hence the Irish-Anglo war thats been going on.

There is so many Queendoms.

I don’t want to see your cringey circus of barely existing, israel

you've never heard of lee?

Ye's song stuck in my head.
I'm being radicalised into white supremacy by a black autist.
Prevent aren't prepared for this.

no sorry i have a life

Wow

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The Anglos want to live in a monoracial society

lol

spammed it with what?

oo

ugly zoomer sex

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erm okay pooskin lol

If I get to know them, i tend to find I hate the poors more. I’m very intersectional in my bigotry

anti-immigration conservatives, reform, ukip most popular parties for decades

australians, new zealanders, americans and canadians all known for having very anti-immigration attitudes - especially to non-europeans - which are constantly ignored by their politicians

it's true.

idk mentaloid nonsense

Just woke up lads we have a yank pope wahey

>anti-immigration conservatives, reform, ukip most popular parties for decades

Alongside record immigration numbers? Lol

how y'all celebrating?

dunno what to eat
not had anything since pancakes brunch
i could have spag bol, hairy pasta, toad in the hole, pizza, or quiche.
all home made, obviously

anti-immigration conservatives

if it was about barney and him saying die bleed etc. then it's barneyfag/lee/a group of losers on discord flooding Anon Babble with bots that pretend to be him
don't worry about it

anti-immigration conservatives

just can't go around life being scared of everything innit

just doesn't work does it

just drop the anxiety full stop

give my post another quick read and get back to me when you make it to the second line, m'kay?

so the tories are an anti-immigration party but actually...aren't, and are betraying british people
what

that was it. i'll try my best not to worry x

good boy

people find this funny?

I don't get the humor here. In America that phrase would make sense

I didn't like that.

it was a different time

I don't get the humor here.

WTF???!?!?!?!?!
Bradley Walsh is a manlet?!?!!?

American conservatives are all open borders/great replacement fanatics

You taking a shit?

Not him but yes
are you fucking retarded or summat

well the conservatives have repeatedly pledged to lower immigration... and then constantly fail to do so.
they are, theoretically an anti-immigration party and have been incredibly successful in the past based on this perception, meanwhile the anti-immigration attitudes of the nation are constantly ignored by their politicians

got to hit life head on x

/brit/ has fallen

Some ghetto bludclart shags her rotten every day

ABC

his aura receded a bit when he looked back

went to the gym dehydrated and on no food and put in an abysmal performance
mad that

okay

Excellent package

bit fucking stupid wasn't it
twat

you're going back tomorrow obviously?

dont speak to me like that rorke

rorke farting and shitting

dickhead

Hardwork.

you sound dehydrated and hungry yourself rorke

eff off you prink

Dickinson.

*steps in to calm things down but gets punched out*

ey up he's evolved

ello ello ello
vocaroos is it? that's new

feeling as snug as a prink in a rug lads

maybe an early night for you rorke
make sure to keep your fluids up

we shall see

can't hear you
been punched out by some prink

Fine.

They won't steal it.