fred edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
Think i have found my goal career lads
might start painting with my own shit
every government official should be [redacted] if we start taking in india/pakistan refugees from this war
girls are usually much better looking, look after themselves, no tattoos, almost always surgery free and with minimal makeup
anal and interracial remains a niche fetish rather than the standard
focus is on the girl, the dude is rarely more than a silent stuntcock
girl almost always swallows, none of this dribbling down chin shit
high production value with good lighting and camera and even plots and acting
only thing that lets it down is the censorship
why's he doing that then
This
:)
umm
I SAY I SAY
its 10.40am and im on 300mg Lyrica and steadily sipping on whisky, living the life me
Merry christmas
checking the testes for lumps im guessing
rorke's mum
I have no fucking idea
This
very strange living in a degenerate town full of methheads but on the high street you see lots of men in suits getting out of mercs and audis because they're solicitors going to defend their methhead clients in court
the dogberg
it's the meth economy
How does this image make you feel?
state of that
As a Scottish man with significant Irish heritage i dont feel that flags represent me
*walks like an egyptian*
united kingdom is my mother
True
odd
That's "Bone".
a glib facsimile
Yeah
That's because you're a spiteful leftoid mutant, not because you're Scottish.
At toil me, toiling hard
sex with susanna hoffs
Good point
once you notice this you can't stop seeing it wherever you go
emerging from my incelhovel out into the normie world
if i was a middle-class englisher, i would be mad that my english ancestors weren't the part of Mayflower schizos
hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them
just closed the window just now
get them housed
Wat
can't be doing with it today
dont see whats wrong with sitting around
you dont need to be on your phone 247
if you went to some ancient society if someone wasnt busy they would probably be chilling doing nothing
dunno why egypt gets so much more attention when mesopotamia is even older
Any Sensitive Young Man man in?
Not this game
*blushes and bats my long girly eyelashes at you*
dont know if porn has ruined me or ive just matured that the naked female form isnt explicitly sexual but my willy didnt even twitch at this
wish she'd do some more scenes ideally vag not anal and with BWC what an absolute milf
Yo get out
kid named gurt:
egypt has more to study, partly because it was easier to excavate
maybe when the US finally conquers the middle east we'll be able to send our archaeologists over for a good rummage
also there is already quite a large number of mesopotamian tablets yet to be properly translated and studied
Yeah
teacher: does everyone have their paintbrush
no one:
kid named brush: ts gurt
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imho her best scenes were the original private society ones
hate all this shite quality self-produced stuff that has become the norm
get the tablets studied
scratching my head at this one truth be told
porn has gone downhill since i was a wee lad
Remember that bike?
can hear greggs calling to me
it screams my name
kid named tablet: *gulp*
why is there yet another schizophrenic jf spamming drivel here
one more flag into the filter bin it seems
professionally produced porn is grim af
Oh
making it easier to produce and distribute has ruined it, it's like if mainstream music was all just pub bands or cinema was student films
you can feel the jewish aura pulsating from your very screen when you watch it
I'm telling you lads, JAV is the answer. Western porn has gone to the dogs, and thanks to the likes of Onlyfans the amateur stuff is monetised to fuck
they shit up every place they "sit around" at
they're pollution and criminals, plain and simple
except the gossipers
Going to learn poker me thinks. Sounds like a fun time
poo
Idk what you are talking about
its heatherfreak trying to make a new gimmick
JAV is the answer.
naa can't stand the pixalation and tiny cock
need to see beautiful women run ragged by large willards so i can self insert as the men (i have a large willard you see)
I feel like this milling about thing is deeply ingrained into us as a species, before phones and TVs and that most of the population must have just sat around doing nothing in particular for large portions of their lives
Exactly
JAV is the answer.
hahah freak, bet you watch cartoons too you little cretin
depressing how the end of civilisation as we know it is being brought about by a billion indians flooding every city on earth
not that into watching blowjob only scenes
need to see their fannies shagged and preferably creampied
why does women poo smell so bad when they're on their period though, dont get the correlation
the pixellation stops being an issue after a while, it doesn't leave much to the imagination anyway
caring about the cock
fag
my favourite part is when the big aggressive black cock comes along and he fucks the girls face too hard and pisses her off
remember being good mates with the only indian and arab kid in my class growing up
probably be 80% of the class at this point
not a fag but i just can't get into porn where the dude is fat and has a tiny cock
what's more depressing is that we'll get the blade runner distopia with NONE of the cool shit
i cant watch porn if the dick is cut/black or small, only above average unclipped willards for me
nigga you gay
you do sound a bit faggy
its okay, porn makes everyone a bit gay
not that bothered by cut knobules but yeah some of them are horrific that bruce ventures looks like an alsatian has been chewing on it
been on 3 dates with the albanian girl now, all have been good fun and shes really sweet but she wants me to go to a family gathering this weekend where her sister/brothers/nieces/nephews/dad etc are all going to be there
feel like i have to say yeh but it also feels a bit soon to be meeting families
I want the UK to have a strip club culture
not attracted to men though
don't even like man on woman anal either
just like seeing women get shagged and imagining it's me doing the shagging, so if the dude is ugly or a bad shagger it just ruins the immersion
it's definitely a test
good luck lad
we are missing out
clipped willys just ruin the immersion for, makes your dick look like a fossil
went to the stripclub in my town once and the women were all mingers
Are they muslim or catholic?
I also had a single Asian lad at school I was mates with. I remember his dad owned a paki shop (somewhat predictably) and we could go there and get free crisps and chocolate
there were also just two black lads in the whole year, one went on to be a very successful businessman and the other was a weird freak
don't see the point, you just sit there to get blueballed
What the actual fuck?
strip clubs are gay and just give you blue balls, real patricians get sucked off for £30 by a cheap bint from adultwork
not sure if the MLK estate approved this one
Ok
they're catholics from a place in the north called shkodër, but shes not religious
EW will be logging in shortly x
Simple
Got the thigh highs on x
JMac, now that's a nice cock.
oval come out red mmhmm
going gropecunt lane
Faggot
do you think that indians and pakis are going to start killing each other on the streets of britain?
I've woken up with a pussy where my smeggy knob was wtf
Yes
15
Nah reckon they're all glad they're not over there
mad to think there's at least one poster here that's had gay sex, literally put his penis inside a mans arsehole
likewise there might also be a poster that's bent over and spread his hole for a hairy bloke to have a go on him
Wtf
oh my days
gypsy best timmy could do
8 porn
need all fags exterminated
we can only hope x
Clap
3pm
lovely
I'm sorry but can we just stop with all these stupid posts for the day, India and Pakistan have went to war and real people are DYING and you fools are still talking about poo and other nonsense we need to fix this now it is a serious matter
for me it's the opposite. it's easier to self insert innit
in a minute
ktim
they're not real people
Now
russia and ukraine have been killing each other for 4 years now
israel is about to completely wipe gaza off the map forever
that never stopped me shitposting
woke up around 2am and shat out a load of putrid liquid shit then went back to bed and now I feel fine, explain that one
I can't believe it
why do you constantly tease us about your thighs
please just one pic
israel is about to completely wipe gaza off the map forever
very much doubt this
I'll still be making poo posts as the nukes fall
diarrhoea ghosts lad
Beo
why
They're literally going to occupy the whole strip mate
Who's going to stop them?
they're literally starving the population to death right now
where? for weeks i've only been talking about my tiny cock
don't care about dead muslims
don't care about dead jews
been doing it for decades and still haven't made any serious progress but wake me up when it happens
playing as the aussies in Rising Storm 2
does it look cute? how tiny it is?
The bois
terrible smg on that faction the iron sights are awful
ok
only 7inches fully errect
"one last poo, for poosperity"
"sitting outside with me bollocks out directed at the sky, i've been waiting for this all my life"
"can't believe i'll be vaporised before gta6 came out, FUMING"
I'm more of an L1A1 man
this is me
yet people think i should take a side
The survival of the white race is the most pressing issue of the 21st century.
Without Nordic blood, the earth will spin through the void devoid of intelligent life as it did billions of years ago.
We need a white planet.
Big
princess-sized
thighs. now.
back from greggs
I think people should take a side in a middle eastern conflict that has nothing to do with them
I simply shan't
I am actually sad
let the poo fall
squirty bumhole
tell us what happened lad
more white people alive now than at any point in history but we all seem to ignore that fact
they haven't been involved in gaza like this before
do you think all the paki men are going to go back home and fight for their beloved country?
Yeah this one
yeah x
fuck all jobs about
nah
do you think rorkes will do anything
super nah
retard
I get it
mental how germans
The Jewish doctrine of Marxism rejects the aristocratic principle of Nature and replaces the eternal privilege of power and strength by the mass of numbers and their dead weight. Thus it denies the value of personality in man, contests the significance of nationality and race, and thereby withdraws from humanity the premise of its existence and its culture. As a foundation of the universe, this doctrine would bring about the end of any order intellectually conceivable to man. And as, in this greatest of all recognizable organisms, the result of an application of such a law could only be chaos, on earth it could only be destruction for the inhabitants of this planet.
If, with the help of his Marxist creed, the Jew is victorious over the other peoples of the world, his crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity and this planet will, as it did thousands of years ago, move through the ether devoid of men.
genuinely can't understand why this is the most pressing issue for a lot of white brits
i've have a boner
aye mate I'm sure the paki's who abandoned their country so they could come here to deliver me cold mcdonalds chips on a bicycle are going to go back to fight for piles of rubble
I know
Genuinely feel incel rage in my veins when foreigners mill around or block walking paths
More rage than anything else, they can’t even fucking walk properly
you're thick
was just saying this down the wildlife centre
Yeah
they had run out of steak bakes
the girl that served me was a qt
that's all I have to report
not an argument
All my niggas nazis nigga heil hitler
ask them to move out of the way and they look at you like you're the alien
fine if you insist. i don't want to take off my jeans because they're pretty tight but i've included my favourite dildo in the pic
wasn't making an argument
you can't understand why an entire country getting wiped out is a big issue right now?
Jesus christ
yfw you're paying for them to do dat
Genuinely wild that people will be blasting this windows down in summer
why is it an issue for me exactly
starving but stuck at toil. How grim
got chaturbate on
an entire country
A tiny "country" full of irrelevant people on the other side of the continent
Teenage girl, 18, plunged 100ft to her death from cliff while trying to save pet cockapoo that chased after rabbit
he's doing this cringe rorke thing where he thinks people shouldn't care about anything outside of their immediate vicinity
Jesus
actually drooling all over myself now
screaming
imagine her screams as she fell hahahah "oh no ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *blam*" hahahah
shouldn't have skipped 'kfast
yea it's called common sense
Ok
leftypol doesn't care about the demise of great britain (he even actively supports it) but he expects me to care about the downfall of some irrelevant paki shithole thousands of miles away
he's genuinely fucked in the head
Sounds quite sensible
Much more cringe to pretend that wogs getting blown to bits in arabia is worth caring about
how is it common sense
Strong 5.3 magnitude earthquake hits remote area of Texas
Hmm.
literal soulless freak
read my book or stare idly at /brit/
at least this whole thing is turning everyone against the Jews, that's the important thing
I reckon if muslims did a better job at not being the most unlikable group of people on the planet that I would care more about their struggles
How so?
moo deng twerking it
just got my shit pushed in on battlemech the enemy lance had some insane stealth tech which i have never encountered
act local, on what you can actually make a difference instead of impotently shouting about the flavour of the week tragedy so you can feel good about yourself despite your million hypocrisies
it's turned me from not caring about them to slightly caring even less about them
diego sent flying
HAMMOND YOU IDIOT
just a fat bloke taking a massive shit
act local, on what you can actually make a difference
and what do you do exactly
I'm shooting pearls here!
right back at you diego mate
yes it's well established that the highest IQ people don't care about anything, that's what makes them so clever
i was at toil then too
not diego for a start, faceblind auttie
thought you didn't believe in IQ mate
get the melanated women off the train!
slightly caring even less
Why does diego care so much about Gaza
Never even seen him this invested in Ukraine
i support my local brewery
some lad used to post pictures when he would watch his brother playing academy football for nottingham forest in these threads, eventually i figured out the player was dale taylor and i've monitored his career ever since
scored 7 goals and 11 assists on loan at wigan this season and has been voted their player of the season. hope the lad doesn't find it creepy if he still posts here, just find it interesting
Diego screeching into the void at the mere suggestion of dealing with issues at home instead of praying for brown people 10,000 miles away
Piss off wogmong, no one gives a fuck about your people
diego only posts here on fridays mate
jeemy vile
to those who are unsure:
"Dear God, teach me how to repent properly. Amen"
Ok
enjoy being replaced and doing fuck all to stop it xoxox
at this point we need to start trying anyone who orders off food delivery apps for treason, and aiding ilegal immigration
scremaign
based
get me stroked
well thats his da
so if your post is true, then this is an official /brit/ da
right well you'll do fuck all wont you
builderstein just had to scrap the entire mornings work because he measured it wrong might make a complaint to his bossberg
enjoy watching your woggish 'brothers' starve to death x
Israel shares lots of middle eastern political/military intelligence with us which gives us a geopolitical edge on certain issues, so we can’t really ignore other wars by default
at least i can subside without a bantu delivering chopped up white woman kebab to my door
enjoy watching their muslim cousins pimps your sister x
So it suits us if Israel wins which is happening already? Glad to hear it.
rest of your white brothers cant, they hate white slop x
why do you guys keep sending each other kisses
fucking hiwling you FREAK
Brilliant, let them get on with it
If by 'us' you mean the state that is replacing white people, then yes, feel free to support 'us'.
prefer not to say x
and how does this affect my day to day life?
well you're posting on brit at 12p on a wednesday so i dont imagine you have much of a life to afffect
Why aren't you protesting the government then? Instead you're throwing a tizzy about a secondary alliance of said government, doesn't make much sense
HOLY
HOLY
HOLY
HOLY
Getting kinda pissed off with endless power tools, grass cutting and noisy
i work evening shifts mate
try again
pick a side either the jews or the muslims
no
you can't do that you need to pick a side
no
sorry lads but this is how the conversation is always going to go
this will be every city in the UK soon
abolish toilers
if you dont pick a side leftypol just assumes you side with the jews
everytime i sit in the garden there's always someone making a racket
Soon? London, Birmingham, Manchester, Leicester, Luton, Bradford, etc are all minority White British.
I dont know
the anon I was replying to was asking why yt men need to pay attention to these wars
Someone making this banging sound like they're thumping a bin. 20 minutes now. I fucking hate it. Windows shut too.
yt
wog
why even bother to apply at that point, I would have just turned around and gone home the minute I saw the giant crowd
LIVERPOOL
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honestly i have no idea if it is even real
just find it funny