british goth girls edition
/brit/
Stop
we've had british goth girls, yes, but what about brazilian goth girls?
A black man took that photo.
poo
And a white man paid for it
wouldn't be surprised they are known to like trannies a bit too much
any ugly fat perma virgins wastrels in?
CIGARS ARE EVIL
YOU WON'T MISS 'EM
WE'LL FIND WAYS
TO SIMULATE THAT SMELL
Check the mirror lad
off to futaket, anyone want owt?
alri robot devil
i know im already one
any /hairyshaft/ man in?
great night time album that one
You are what you eat
An original sealed Mama Tama.
this has the potential to be the funniest war in history
no.. how far up does the hair go
see if you were standing next to me mate id flip you upside down and use your hair as a broom
Crack on
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
Prefer shotafes me
almost to the mushroom tip but it gets thinner as you go up
IF YOU WANT MY BODY
AND YOU THINK IM SEXY
COME ON HONEY LET ME KNOW
Might post pictures of myself x
mental that gays actually do this
bet blowies are like sucking a cat's tail corr
So
quite
They call me Asmonsilver
Average italian lads
We are WHITE
Incazzato terrone
the body in question
barely distinguishable from my local kurdish barbers
I don't know it
there is no name for that haircut
remember inbetweeners what a riot that was, that jay bloke was a wrong un
What about his dickhead friends
Polish
No they are not
scresmmfing
Gameboys? No thank you
the stuff they got up to huh i was howling at the telly
grim, mental how he got with penny lancaster
Confirm
Would clobber anyone who said southern europeans arent white to my face irl
Reckon I might be a clown lads
Not easy
let's be honest, it's a fucking abomination that there are no professional football teams in england nicknamed 'the badgers'
Someone's got to do it
Anybody seen Toby
I will do it
a toast!
to our new indian friends!
soybot! I need you! my strength is waning
#BREAKING Pakistani TV citing a military source: An infantry battalion belonging to the Indian army was destroyed
based
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
India has "crossed our limits" - Pakistan information minister tell BBC
"This attack is unjustified and an absolutely blind aggression," he said. "We will obviously retaliate... Our response is on the ground and in the air."
What is Kethric Thorm weak to?
it's called a shag
Irony
Good. I fucking hate indians. Hopefully a billion of them die.
indian refugee gf on the cards
long live genoa
Elder God tier
The WEF, Fauci, Bill Gates
Great tier
Putin, Iran
High tier
Trump, Kim Jong Un, Kanye West
Mid tier
Netanyahu, Xi Jinping
Meh tier
Keir Starmer, Joe Biden, Justin Trudeau
Shit tier
Julius Malema, BLM, Extinction Rebellion
Lads I live in Birmingham, I can already see fires, and hear fighting between mobs of jeets and pakis in the streets
I want a shag ahahah
where does the british monarchy go on this list
Fingers crossed they get you x
Gaylord tier
(You)
Need to pop owt to store but don't feel like it ahhhhhhh
More of a Florence man myself
an easy way to do it is bend over and gather your hair into an upside down ponytail then cut it with the tips of the hair shears pointing up into the ponytail
give yourself matching bangs/fringe before or after by parting them off and gathering them similarly into a small ponytail in front of you face (do not pull or put tension on it) then cut again with the tip of the shears
the radio?
BREAKING: ROTHERHAM HAS JUST LAUNCHED A MISSLE INTO LEICESTER IN RETALIATION OF INDIAN STRIKES INTO PAKISTAN
First casualty in India vs Pakistan war...
il pazzo, signori
same
Charles and Philip are Elder God
Elizabeth, Anne, Edward are Mid
Harry and Diana are High
Andrew is Meh
Meghan Markle is shit
I shed a tear
Based. Florence is PENG
Shame that Billy Corgan was ugly, the Smashing Pumpkins deserved to be a much bigger band
there's a war happening?
Florence: Dante, boccacio, petrach
Genoa: ???
Based. Florence is PENG
looks like elton john farted on it
you don't think he was sort of cute when he had long curly hair?
Don't judge a book by its cover
Thinking back on the golden age of /brit/. The Thailad era
Columbus and Paganini are the only two I can name.
I think you're wrong
I think billy made a cute and foxy tall soft goth/psychedelic hippy boy
Just think - if a billion Indian refugees flooded the UK, there will stille be 400 million Indians left in India
the good ol days
imagine the smell
No Gameboys allowed
How many Gameboys do you reckon sold in India?
When I was a lad all the paki kids at school had fake ones from the market called Gamechild.
I remember as well they used to call The Simpsons 'The Bart Simpson Show'.
And yes they did stink of curry.
yes. imagine the smell... OF MILLIONS MORE CURRYHOUSES AND BILLIONS ADDED TO THE VALUE OF THE HOUSING MARKET
LET THEM IN
LET THEM AAALLLL IN
Nary a pixel
Oh and there was this one paki kid who wore a sticker on his shirt saying 'No Pork' and for ages I thought that was his name
I'm bored, you're boring /brit/
billy corgan had nice hands too that's really important
Only boring people get bored.
the paki at our school use to wank in class on the backbenches during our physics classes
one time he wiped some cum on one of the girls in our class
in hindsight he really could've been done in for assault - because he was too old to be pulling stunts like that
*pokes my head out of your screen and screams*
*surreptitiously googles BPD*
Ah yes, I think I might have this...
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
inbred indians come over
we already have so many inbred indians
they dont need to pay for the nhs
mfw
it is all so terrible
Careful with those opinions now.
Very worrying situation in India/Pakistan border lads
he wiped some cum on one of the girls
What if she cleaned it off but didn't wash her hands properly then went to the bathroom and got pregnant
/pakistanirefugeegf2025/
Boy, I'm a dipshit
How did the gays take complete control of rainbows. That's BS
11m views
but why
And one more for you mate:
Spread them all over the UK
Get 300 million of them into the pristine Scottish highlands, let them wash themselves in the rivers and relieve themselves on the shores of Loch Lomond, put them on the Hebrides and watch the water around the isles be surrounded by a brown haze in its waters that can be seen from space. Let them set up takeaways on every store on Edinburghs royal mile
just want to be wanking my cock 24/7 why the fuck does this happen
Don't question normies
The willy is a helluva drug
chicken jockey
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SHITTING LOCH IS CLOSED
When are we going to admit there is a problem
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
Just unlocked a buried childhood memory (trauma?) of when I was in primary school and me and this black boy I saw next to would get our willies out and show them to eachother under the table. I did this to another boy and he told the teacher and she told me off
Only thing that kept me straight was probably also being able to look down the teachers top when she'd crouch down to talk to me. Or I was already so straight I was literally getting into dick measuring contests with black guys, which explains my obsession with the gym lol
I use to watch dozens of family guy clips on YouTube while I was doing other things. It's just background noise, mostly.
why are the teachers always white
and do you think they give a shit
I haven't met a single teacher in my life who wasn't a complete leftoid
The question is
When are *politicians going to admit there is a problem
Everyone else with at least one eye to see and a brain to think knows that there's a problem. Everyone except for Leftypol
Dire gimmick
Not the Lochness - thats the designated rotting corpse river
All this talk of trauma reminds me of the time I was once battered so hard in a fight at school that he ripped off my trousers and pants and threw the latter into a tree so high up that they stayed there for the whole year, what made it worse was that after I was floored and realised what he was trying to do I started to try and frantically crawl away while I made little short panicked gasps of air as he tugged on my school trousers
~_~
*puts superglue on my hand and sticks it down your trousers*
15 series, and now a prequel and a film
isn't ending shows after 2-3 series part of our national identity?
this is anti british
simple as
Mental how he completely stole this song from a Brazilian and denied it until he was found guilty in court
that's russians on the filterberg, why does he keep posting that on Anon Babble
spainmong the kind of guy who floats when he smells pie
spainmong the kind of guy who loudly says "don't mind if I do!" before taking a sample from a buffet
spainlard the typa nigga to lie about having a girlfriend for literal years and then have a colossal meltdown when he slips up in front of a bunch of anonymous strangers
problem?
Not anymore
Yeah
I remember when cock was young
I love Canada
I refuse to believe there really are that many of them
That was it
Sunrise
She’s right you know
Loki on my dick
where are those photos of elton john looking very happy while getting lifted out of a bubble bath by an english football team
used a professional matchmaker to find myself a gf. but the matchmaker fell in love with me. fucked her brains out a few times and dumped her cuz shes a crazy bitch. now she's stalking me and texting me about how much she misses my cock and how nothing else does it for her.
Jesus fucking christ
Ahaha
don't you fucking say that you fuck
im a freemason
Take it easy bro
why have you allowed yourselves to lose power?
My ancestors were in workhouses and mines not colonising the world
This is bigger
POO
poopy poo
out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus
i wanna do
a poopy poo
out me anus
onto you
POO
poopy poo
out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus, out me anus
i wanna do
a poopy poo
out me anus
onto you
Nah
I am a mad gorilla
have indigestion and burped about 50 times in the last 2 hours
Meme worthy
in your town?
I said
I saw it
if pakistan vs india kicks off seriously, will the media juggle it with israel vs palenstine or will israel vs palenstine be shelved and only mentioned on occasion like ukraine vs russia? and what's scheduled after india vs pakistan?
Man
desperate to fit in egyptian
lose some weight then
You have just awoken The Bengal Tiger!
I gotcha you old man
that's not very nice lad
Lad
Or one of those brown people conflicts that nobody cares about, like Congo and Zambia, or Armenia and Azerbaijan, or Sudan and South Sudan, or the civil war in Burma
The Bounty was great. Really enjoyed that. Sike un-sike, 4/5 lettrboxd
That look
don't like bounties, don't like coconut.
Pizza it is
popped a big pimple on my ass that felt like it had a big release but when I checked there was no pus to be found
I believe it
Stop caring. That's literally all you have to do.
Just imagine this bradley everytime you get mad, sad, anxious, jealous, etc
reach a bit further to find a pus
Nice British Indian girl mid twenties serviced me at the pharmacy while I was getting my mental health medications she even pronounced my name correctly, going to be thinking about us for the next couple of days
Hmm
That look
What are your diagnoses?
First question
Zenbradleyism
israel v palestine will always come out on top
its not about the numbers fighting or numbers dead (ukraine absolutely dwarfs in both)
its about heckin browns being oppressed by "whites" if you're a leftoid, and the USA's greatest ally being attacked by terrorists if you're a rightoid
prefer poo vs wee myself
I actually don't believe Britain exists
this earth, this realm, this /brit/
*farts on you*
haha
I agree
What did she mean by this then?
They simulate it when "new worlders" visit. But it always looks like home. Ever noticed how everywhere in the world you go there's 1) rocks, 2) sky, usually grass and trees. Water. Lazy. Lazy cunts.
Med
mental how no one gave a fuck about ancient artifacts until the british decided they should be excavated, preserved, and studied then all of a sudden they must all be returned
?
alri who is team india who is team pakistan
That look
Flip flops
/brit/ is a pleb general:
-Not one poster here has a Classics First from Oxbridge
-Not a single Old Etonian
-Not a one of you will EVER become a flag officer in the Royal Navy
why the fuck weren't the greeks demanding the return of the marbles when they were still in greece? mental innit
oh wow another foreign conflict where i'm expected to take a side and ostracised by my peers for showing no interest just what i needed
Be careful buddy
They being the English. The English simulate England from a computer farm in south Jersey.
??
you mean before or after the ottomans blew it up with dynamite?
Do you get error 404 too?
Equally awesome
what are they like!
Something's wrong.
Good
Awful
Yeah
I remember
Go to bed
why the fuck would you say that
ottomans planting dynamite down the ol' jappers
Sleep
More
we do beg your pardon
but we are in your garden
Forgot where I heard this. FUCK. I have to figure out where I heard it before I tell you what it is. Definitely a podcast. Maybe Joe Rogan? Yeah let's say Joe Rogan... yeah I think so. I heard on Joe Rogan that Obama was asked near the end of his 2nd term if there was any specific global affairs topic that would keep him up at night after leaving answer and his answer was "Pakistan..." Pakistan...
That's it
Yeah, yeah no kidding eh. It's heavy stuff. Hmm.
Yeah
i.postimg.cc
Rate how English I look from 1 to 10
poo smells
i.postimg.cc
John McAfee piledriving through my walls and ripping my arms off to stop me clicking on this link.
why are so many scottish pipo in parliament and house of commons? i thought they hated britain and wanted freedom and shite
Ahahah
20%
scotland is in britain
scottish people are british
FUKIT
don't scottish pipo hate to be called as british?
Are Brits cheering for Poojeets or Pakis? Curry vs Chicken
The Rosato brothers, they're taking hostages
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
youtube.com
AND DON'T FORGET THE JOKER
The complete annihilation of both.
I support that. Also the complete annihilation of Israel and Gaza.
based
What is this? 2013?
um
Kinda peng idk
[deleted]
Calling that peng makes you sound like a virgin
What was it?
Why?
no bronyshit
Pony shit
Also the complete annihilation of Israel and Gaza.
Nick Fuentes says that people who say "both sides are bad" are crypto Zionists
trvth nvke
Cool
My little pony porn
What is this? Catspic? Fuck off.
I don't want 2.3 million Palestinians migrating to Europe and North America. That's what will happen when Bennie Naziyahu from Warsaw gets his deportations for the citizens of Gaza: they're not going to stay in Lebanon, Turkey and Egypt, they're going to come to my country, the UK and Europe for free gibs and white girls.
total myth
unionists won't care
indys might cause a fuss but it's semantically correct, sort of like calling a trans woman a "trans man" is semantically correct but still rude if they don't want to identify with that label
wat