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Very nice OP

where all the jeeta women at??

You know what I love?
Poop

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page 10? nah

it's good to recycle threads that didn't get used

Neurotic redditleaf(jewish) needs to introduce some nuance to his worldview.

Ive been feeling kind of good lately
Just waiting for the other shoe to drop and ecerything to turn to shit

Word on the reddit is that there are American operatives in Alberta promoting separatism and the Alberta republican party. Some got reported to CSIS.

this is a NO NAZI thread
pookrainian neo nazis FUCK OFF

believing reddit

Grim even for a paki

Voldemort Zelensky is racially jewish.

I'm not a nazi, I despise socialism

taint is getting itchy today

damn, Im hungry

the nazi redditleaf is attacking The Russian Federation can janny please do something about this?

My le benis is le benising again

Autocorrect changed "what" to "whatsoever"

have you tried the mcdonalds crispy strips?

I havent had mcdonalds in at least a month because of their prices

only fast food slop I consume is chikfila and occasionally arbys when im feeling extra degenerate

i love fat bitches

dumb nagatoroposter

i love fat bitches

Not worth it to go to mcdonalds anymore I actually think their food used to be decent quality (it's fast food I'm not expecting a ton) but these days their fries are limp and have a gross grease taste, their burgers are dry like they've been left out for hours their buns are stale and usually mashed (why the fuck do they do mash every burger they make?) and the price has just gotten too high, if I'm going to eat fast food I will just gorge myself on wendys or taco bell

No but I saw reviewbrah try them

i swear to god they punch every mcdouble before they serve it

Dude broke out the cards and did a mind reading trick on me.

Had to restart my PC twice because CS2 freezes windows and you cant even get task manager open when you alt-tab during a queue while playing at 3440x1440.

you wake up in algeria

something might actually be happening bros

I go back to sleep

GIWTWI (god i wish that was shitsrael)

not happening that was hours ago and pakistan didn't respond so we're back to nothing ever happens territory

Thats not a real country

Going on a date with this girl. She's into weed, UFOs, climate change, and video games

I will soon no longer be a leech

how does one get "into" climate change. do you just really fucking hate nature

dick feels dry

it's actually really wet

youtube.com/watch?v=ernpZlPuhN4

the thread stream

Bring shrooms

Currently eating the zogslop buds

you're my roommate

that's literally footage of Iran's missile strike against Israel

Average italian guys
No one would ever say they arent white

their fries are very good but I actually dont like the cheese sauce all that much

couple of black fellas

love me crunchwrap supremes

no one would ever say they weren't arab

Ask yourself, why wouldn't there be American operatives in Alberta promoting separatism?

LOL

Sounds based and definitely do this

I was going save some cornbread for you guys, but I got hungry and ate it all

They aren't White.

back from costco

Holy shit is that a random twitter profile? Incredible post

Did you get me the 10 gallons of gas i asked for mom?

i still call it the gulf of mexico :/

a random person who supports x thing also happens to support Israel? Everybody supports x thing must also support Israel!

Buy some sloppy?

purchase any liquor?

Anti-Albertaism = Anti-Semitism
any questions?

no, sorry.

no, sorry.

no. we already have whiskey, rum, wine and beer.

This but Winco

people who disagree with me are either dim witted, ignorant, immoral, dark skinned, or delusional

Nta but what would a jobless chronically online weeb with social anxiety know about nuanced world views

You missed the joke, he wanted you to place emphasis on NEUrotic and NUance

i know you guys wanna see me lose so fuck you

Just took my flag down. I'm done being a chud.

nuance is winning

fucking tv jannies deleted my thread

Momma put my rebel flag in the ground
I can't hang it anymore

lol

Important to remember who true friend of United States is. Pakistan help US find Bin Laden. Pakistan help US against Iran. Pakistan friend, India enemy.

ur mom got my dick really wet last night L O L

This is the only lowest common denominator board I browse except Anon Babble a couple times a year

bought a gaming pc but i think i don't like pc gaming

india has always had our back, it's time for us to help india

SAAAAAAARRR PAKISTAN IS YOUR ALLY SARRR

I did this on black friday but can't be bothered and really shouldn't be playing vidya right now

i will help india by outsourcing all of my company's jobs to sumeet ramakrishnalamabad contracting ltd for 1/10th of what i pay american workers.

I like you, and I want you
We can do this the easy way or the hard way
the choice is yours

Sirs Pakistan lost every war with India

can i call you senpai

thank you sir!

wasted entire day award

me literally everyday

sneezed 3 times

india bros...

They really need to make unmonitored rage rooms so I can yell racial slurs while hitting a wooden tv stand with a metal baseball bat or something

big happenings and destiny isnt live wtfffffffffff

cop or not

me

War crimes

im ashamed to be from florida

can i have it for historical purposes

Is jason becoming a troon a reality or just a long term bit?

No. Flags are retarded and gay virtue signaling cringe.

They're white
Here is man from Naples italy

I don't know what "War in the Chuck 1999" is supposed to mean

I don't know anything about Algeria

I have work soon and I'm really not feeling it. I've had pretty bad nausea for the passed few days due to some kind of stomach bug

i just think it belongs in the /cum/ museum

did someone mention bush?

When was the last time you called in sick

no one does

so what would you do if you woke up there? you gotta be prepared

A reality. It's either that or he commits sudoku before he's 40. Happens with all neets.

Is this kingdom hearts r34

You're not White. You don't need to be White. Grow up.

Ask for directions to hippo regius

idk. i've never played kingdom hearts.

Years ago. I wouldn't have a problem with calling in this week but it's a bit of a special case since we have a lot of big projects to start today

remember that time that guy started spamming hairy assholes and dicks in /cum/

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Ouch, do your best/hang in there

yup
gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11100951

I wouldn't be prepared. Do they speak a language called Algerian or some other thing from a real country?

Blue eyed blonde haired women should be required by LAW to breed with italian, spanish, Portuguese, and Greek men

Which one?

which time

based alert

He still frequents this general

could go for some ice cream

a lot of Spaniards have brown skin

Lactarius Rubidus

Wtf

i like the cheesecake from this artist

making white nationalists seethe on X rn

Italian/spanish/portugesse/greek penis, sweedish/Norwegian/danish/finnish vaginas.
Name a more poten combo (you can't)

jeets and jeets (muslim) go to war

elon tells trump to accept tens of millions of jeet refugees

america becomes canada

why did you redeem it

two more weeks

the definition of "refugee" in the USA doesn't include people displaced by war

india already launched the poop bombs, it's beginning

Holy shit I may have reached a point in my life where i may need... orthopedic shoes. I tried to replace all my shoes earlier this year due to IT band syndrome I believed was due to wearing worn out shoes that had developed slanted soles from years of wear. Turns out instead of normal width my feet are now 2E or 3E wide, i have a tailor's bunion, hammer toes on both feet, high arches/high volume, and swelling. And i am NOT fat. After shoe shopping and failing for four straight months I reached the endgame on shoes. Fortunately I might be able to make the leaf government pay for my shoes now because of this.

I don't give a shit

sounds like you have shit genetics

LOL

These two guys used to be girls, and the girl a boy they were bullying. Then they all drank a bottle they found outside a konbini for some reason and got sex swapped and now they're sex friends.

we don't insult people's genetics in 2025

The feet are the soul's primary conduit to the Earth Mother, enjoy your new lease on life

I'm a real nigga

Yes I do but I didn't know this extended to FEET until now

at least you won't be upset when you're wrong

Im italian
Im white
Im European
Im Latin
Im roman

I think he would be very happy to be wrong, but you will be double mad when you are

non sarai mai bianco

took a 5 hour powernap

i have never been wrong before, and i don't plan to be

Just learned who Buck Angel is

did asmongold react to the india pakistan news yet

x.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1919882754352664582

the only man smelly enough to give a level take

twitch.tv/zackrawrr

the real question is which flag will the twittercucks add next to ukraine and palestine in their username?

We stand with Israel and India

EU, Canada

I'm openly advocating for eugenics in 2025, actually.

Just get some wide shoes, don't just buy anything that seems comfy in the shoe store. I got an ingrown toenail from tight workboots years ago, had to get fucking surgery on my foot because of it and they carved a TRENCH out of the side of my toe as a result. Literally heard crunching and snapping as the guy used some powered machine to slice and chop the side of my foot apart, shit was fuckin horrendous and it took months to heal.

Just wear wide toed shoes like Timberland boots (they make tons of styles) that will flex naturally and break in to your foot shape. The toe box is wide and won't give you headaches.
You don't need custom ortho insoles either, a pair of $60 heat insoles works amazingly well and you don't have to deal with the FAGGOT government either.

/cum/bums, i really can't decide which tribe of racist, 80 IQ, brown retards i should support in their petty squabble.
i really just don't know what to do

ideally, india and pakistan will wipe each other off the face of the earth

a lot of Pakistanis have pale skin

he's not responding to the news he's playing some stupid manchild videogame

imagine in stead of having heart attack you had a FART ATTACK

Like Israel and Palestine, I will support Pakistan and India killing each other for as long as possible

reported the guy to amazon hes got 2 days to respond

"a lot" is not enough

I'm thinking anime

fart attack with neil buchanan

Pakistan will win because China will seize the opportunity to send a battalion of kung fu fighters over the mountains

sun starts going down

headache goes away

I curse the sun. I curse the day. Hail the night. Hail Luna.

Best and most profound thought itt

jasonkin be like
"this vitamin D too spicy"

This but I support Palestine

No sense exposing your DNA to ultraviolet damage when you can get it from a tall, cold glass of milk

redditleaf suspiciously absent today

Trump isn't dumb enough to go to war with either of his neighbors right?

Hope israel looses
Hope ukraine looses
Hope Taiwan looses
Hope India and Pakistan kill each other
Simple as

He is flying back to Pakistan to fight for his brothers

you claim to be aryan and yet you are quite literally too much of a pussy to go outside

Out acquiring nuance, mayhaps

schizopoo...

Anyone here ever had testicular torsion? I hear its comparable to kidney stones

looses

you are brown

I'm not him and have often engaged in mortal debate with him

No but it's one of my worst fears

Taiwan is in trouble?

Europeans are meant to live in cold dark forests. Ohio is as far south as Spain. This is brownoid territory.

I drink water so you may as well tell me it's comparable to childbirth

Incorrect

besides israel this is the most brown post yet

Everyone born after 1998 is doomed to a meaningless existence. They have never known a world without talmudic meddling and digital brainwashing. I weep for the future.

swarthy

thinking about the brownie crunch cheesecake from publix

India? Pakistan?
I just want to get laid lmao

I was born in 1998

Yooo whatup Tom Thumb

Cute hand

I'm sure that's delicious, but I prefer plain new york style

I was born in 1999

The lunch.

looks boring sorry

AYO THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

being a normie its kinda exhausting t.bh

i want to crash out i want to act unhinged i want to return to the psych ward i want to get so high i dont even feel part of the planet

chipotle slop

Would knock out punch anyone who said southern europeans arent white to my face unironically

Some normies like getting high

I made this bowl myself
Meal preped chicken, a can of beans, and some shredded cheese and walmart brand pico

I'm OCD about my hands being dry and always think they're wet (like if I just washed my hands)...I don't want to use the computer if they're wet and get water on the keyboard. So I'll keep rubbing my hands together testing if they're dry.

The dinner.

(Weird hippie almond flour chicken cutlets)

Sory for sideways im at the equator

Almond flour breading is actually delicious

you won't do shit

Mogged

Why don't Jason's parents make him get a job?
Why do they let him stagnate?

His (single) mother enables him

I'm blue dabba dee dabba die

Would put you in the ICU if you said italians arent white to me irl

Rollin with the squad we like gods catch us at the bar the bar the bar the strip bars in Miami

hello ale. hows it going?

Weird hippie almond flour chicken cutlets

what is your gf or Mom a hippie or something? that gluten-free/organic type stuff.

I love quesadillas so fucking much, bros

when was the last time you left the house

mom isn't intelligent enough to take effective action without being cruel so she chooses passivity instead

should i have another pibb?

evens yes
odds no

so simple too. tortilla meat and cheese

you can add other stuff obviously but the basic ingredients I mean

Today

"good"
however i still dont have any money, still paying my credit card debt

lifes so boring i cant even stand it

it's so over for both of you, sorry.

I consume pornography

Where are the vegetables?

If you dont support russia this is you

Children are so fucking annoying
Why don't they just act normal?

kek

destiny is at an atheist convention let's fucking go
we eatin good destinybros

you're acting like a child

Tater tots are made of potato, which is a vegetable.

how do you guys feel about the jeet war

someone outta heem you

just pay the minimum and spend the rest on treats

Nothing ever happens

Hate them both

Truly an Anti Christ

Had some pecan flour chicken once it fucked so hard i still crave it 3 yrs later

i'm interested to hear redditleaf's thoughts on the war
care to enlighten us

After probably one thousand bans by me, my IP range has finally been blocked from posting
So long /cum/sters

i'm a fool to do your dirty work oh yeah

I want schizopoo's family to die in either two monkey nations

Jason wants colon cancer before age 30, he's cancermaxxxing.

I dont WAAAAAAANNA DOOOO YOUR DIRTY WORK
OH YAAAAAAAAAAH

finally a new war. ukraine war has gotten boring

Canadian flag

holding an FN SCAR

weird, those have always been prohibited in Canada. what is this dogfucking homosexual even implying.

war is bad
it makes me sad

Raj vs Raj

Ivan vs Ivan

Not much different, is it?

thats what ive been doing for the past two years

this was made by a hateful virgin weirdo

i love war its just like in my call of dooties

those aren't real vegetables because.... because they're just not!!!

can you believe we call this guy schizopoo

this

Oh Michael
Oh Jesus
you know I'm not to blame
You know my reputation
for playing a good clean game
Oh Michael
Oh Jesus
I'll keep my promise when
You tuuuuuuurn thaaaaaat heartbeat over again

redditpaki is going on a seething spree after his brothers got hit with missiles

I still don't know what curry is.

Our president literally lives outside of reality.

same

also curry is honestly a wh*Te ppl food in my head

take your meds your hallucinating again

To groom (a horse); to dress or rub down a horse with a curry comb.
To dress (leather) after it is tanned by beating, rubbing, scraping and colouring.
To beat, thrash; to drub.
To try to win or gain (favour) by flattering.

saw my cashierfu at the grocery store after not seeing her for like 3 weeks
she was actually in line ahead of me... with her manlet mexican boyfriend..
i started tearing up
when i was next and the cashier scanned all my stuff i grabbed it all quick and ran away

your

you're absolutely confirmed fucking indian holy kek

She's ugly.

On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene
But yours was kitchen-clean
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home

diarrhea shit slop on a plate, literal garbage.

but so are you

Take a seat Rajesh
I'm talking to people

faggot weeb eat shit

almost everyone on X supports Pakistan except for Indians, Zionists, and jews

the colors on that sweater

mixing my creatine into beer

its colour

damn that's some good chicken

Bro, why do they do that? It's disgusting

seems pretty counter productive

Imran kahn could have prevented all this...

Its a grey area

Fiber is the main thing you want from vegetables and unfortunately tots are sorely lacking

bros...
there's a war between 2 retarded nuclear powers

shes actually canonically trangender

Fiber is the main thing you want from vegetables

yeah if you're obsessed with shitting (aka GAY)

grim thread

i’d like to get one of those circular beds and a tiger stripe blanket