Why do Catholics do this whenever there's a conclave?

Why do Catholics do this whenever there's a conclave?

I'm not even a Christian and I'm unironically anxious for the Conclave.
I want this nigga to win, I unironically think he's the right choice.
Maybe he can contribute more to stop the fucking war.

It's cool to witness history.

t. not a papist

Pedo Olympics

Pizzaballa
If he wins I become catholic

Funny name

It's a refrence to "Pizzagate" I believe.

Pizzatesticles in norwegian

Better than the black guy named Turksson or whatever

Kara boga
Balla means testicles in Norwegian? In Brazil it means bullet

Imagine farting there... like a really stinky fart. Just to stick it up to catholicucks kek.

I do that when I see happy people

Nothing ever happens

A more important question for catholics: is it okay to receive communion without Confession? The Bible only speaks of repentance to receive Jesus's body and blood.
I repent and want to receive him but confessing to a priest every time seems like legalism

It’s ok if you are in the state of grace which is unlikely, so it’s better to confess as often as you can.

is it okay to receive communion without Confession?

No.

Not if you're a conservative Catholic.
All the white favorites in the conclave are progressives.
The black one is the most conservative, but he won't win. I've given up any hope of a conservative church.

No if conscious of grave sin, unless there is urgency and no opportunity to confess, per canons 916 and 988 § 1
Yes if otherwise, per the general rule of canon 912
My man, this is Catholicism we are talking about, some legalism is to be expected

The Pope is the head of the largest church of the largest religion in the world, which is the oldest continuous organization in all of history.

I did the confession before my communion, both were in second grade. I was maybe 7 or 8 years old. I would just go with whatever your parish prefers.

confessing seems like legalism

you need to admit your sins and repent, that's the whole point of confession. It's the only way God will forgive you. Practically the whole point/

Why are you asking us anyway? Go ask a goddamn priest or a nun it's what they get paid for.

Because it's tradition of the church so I should follow it to be part of the church? Having a rule like that is exactly like the rules Jesus told the Pharisees were made up. Jesus gives forgiveness, not a priest.

I was maybe 7 or 8 years old

You have no lucky you are not to have been molested by those semetic dogs, anon.

We already went through all this shit 500 years ago. If you don't like it apostatize and become a Protestant.

Jesus gives forgiveness, not a priest.

Jesus (Rabbi Yeshua) also preached that child molestors chould be executed:

"“If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea."
-Matthew 18:6

Yet the papists decided to go directly against the teaching of Jesus and let the priests who raped children off with "forgiveness" and continue being preists becasue being a pedo is a normal part of itailian culture or some shit.

My point is it's not in the Bible. Confessing to a priest won't make any difference to me, it's just a rule imposed by men. I already repented in front of that whom it matters. This makes me just not want to join the church and instead be a Christian individual
You do know you're supposed to do both over and over? I've done it before but I hadn't been to church for 15+ years. I'm asking here because I'm wondering what catholics think

We

American will never be a p*pist cunt, you need to go back.

I see many people receive Communion but few people confess and nobody seems to mind. I don't even remember if I had to confess before my first Communion. imo just do your best and try to be nice to others and God won't mind since He loves you anyway.

With people like you I'd rather be part of no church. Can't even have a conversation cause a hypocrite will tell you to leave. You're just like a Jew
Are you a Christian? Catholic who doesn't approve of the church? What to do then? It seems to be it's better to be part of it and follow your own beliefs rather than listen to hypocrites who want to kick you out for questioning an entity that makes a capybara a fish to get around rules of fasting that weren't in the Bible to start with

It’s in the Bible in John 20:23, all the sacraments are.

It's not the place of a lay priest to question your receiving the Host unless you do something obviously irreverent like not saying "amen" or grabbing it out of his hands before you receive it. He might privately think you shouldn't, but that's up to your Bishop to decide.

Jesus is God, retard. He's not of any ethnicity.

Next your going me he...I mean they is non-binary, right?
Your god is a million time more disgusted with papists like you.

Then why even go to Mass

Don't. Simple as

Okay but we're not talking about that, we're talking about receiving the Host as some kind of feel good hippy nonsense and feeling justified for it.

The magisterium is the succession of the apostles. This is called apostolic succession.

No problem, I understand. Just keep in mind that I never got the sacrament of Confirmation so I'm not the best one to give advice. If you're truly worried about it you should ask your parish priest, they're usually nice and helpful from my experience.
I don't remember that from Catechism as a kid but I truly believe that God hates noone. Fathers don't hate their children. Perhaps my earlier post sounded more carefree than I wanted to. If I commited a mortal sin I would obviously confess, I just don't think it's necessary to obsess over peccata minuta if you don't break the Commandments.

From Pope Clement in the late first century:

“Our apostles knew through our Lord Jesus Christ that there would be strife for the office of bishop. For this reason, therefore, having received perfect foreknowledge, they appointed those who have already been mentioned and afterwards added the further provision that, if they should die, other approved men should succeed to their ministry”

The apostles passed their authority down to the bishops when it comes to governance, worship, the sacraments, etc., but the books of the NT are what they are because they were universally used by the early church and were of apostolic origin.

You’re right, to hate is something God cannot do. He’s God of mercy but also God of judgment, we can’t forget this.

Some apostles were jews too, what's your point? The jews are cursed people who deny Jesus. Is Jesus a jew then? You're being dumb

Let a man examine himself

Where does the priest come in?

Nevermind.

Some apostles were jews too, what's your point? The jews are cursed people who deny Jesus. Is Jesus a jew then? You're being dumb

It was the Romans as in Roman Catholics who physically murdered Jesus (god) and then tried to use his teaching to salvage their dying empire.
And now god is punishing your kind for it.

My kind? Can't even guess what you're referring to. Anyway John 19:11 says jews bear the greater sin. Are you an evangelical jew lover or something?
I didn't know this but where is the line drawn? Obviously the number of people divinely inspired as the apostles were is almost null

I never got the sacrament of Confirmation

I never did either. I'm almost finished reading the Bible and it made me think of going to church again. I went and it wasn't great, but maybe mostly because this is Canada and everything is soulless. Also rules like the Confession just feel obstructive

My kind? Can't even guess what you're referring to.

White pipo.

Anyway John 19:11 says jews bear the greater sin. Are you an evangelical jew lover or something?

What ethnicity was yeshua?

Wouldn’t surprise me if he ends up being a compromise candidate, he gets along with the trads and the reformists and non-Catholics without compromising on doctrine, he’s also young. Might be another JP2

He's a little bit too young I'm afraid, but I'm hoping he wins.
He's tall as fuck too, much more presence than Francis.
I have the feeling he can do more good to the Church than Francis did, especially by not contributing to further divisions.

the number of people divinely inspired as the apostles were is almost null

I think you should read the works of the doctors of the Church and the fathers of the Church. You will see clearly the inspiration of the Holy Spirit in their writings, Saint Augustine for example wrote more than 200 books about every matter you can imagine.

I went and it wasn't great

Maybe you would like a more traditional church, check if there’s any FSSPX church or something similar in your area.

good candidate, but likely too young, next conclave stronger candidate

Oh you mean a non jew? Yeah, he surely hates us and bringing salvation to us really proves it. Especially when he said "the last will be first and the first will be last."
Whether he was Jewish or not is irrelevant. Do you think every instance of jews mentioned in the Bible includes Jesus then? When Jews said "his blood be on us and on our children", then Jesus was included? I'm immune to your deceptions.

No become a protestant if you dont believe in the holy church and its priests

I agree with you, but he's the right voice against a very current issue: this fucking war between Palestine-Israel. I'm not sure there is a greater problem in this times than the Russian and Israeli Wars, which need to stop.
I think he's the right guy at the right time.
Also, he's not a "progressive",on the contrary, he's sympathetic to the pre VC2 rite of Mass for example, but he's still not a flamboyant conservative who could put people off, even though he holds all the traditional views.

I'll look it up. And unfortunately I live in a small city so there's only two catholic churches. The church I went to as a kid was simple but there's something about Canada where everything and everyone is just so hollow in general, so it was disappointing in comparison

You woship a circumsized man named Yeshua, nothing will change this.
21 And when eight days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, his name was called Jesus, which was so named of the angel before he was conceived in the womb.

22 And when the days of her purification according to the law of Moses were accomplished, they brought him to Jerusalem, to present him to the Lord;
-Luke 2:21-39

i want the nigger from ghana or whatever to win. because fuck the church and i believe if he has made it this far he haswhat it takes.

Based Viking.

You missed the part where i said it's irrelevant. God bless you and hope you change your evil ways

You missed the part where i said it's irrelevant.

Thank you for acknowleding the truth. Now pls continue to worship what you hate, stupid fool.

be med

do as your mother tell you

you are now a potential pope

vs

be monkey

do nothing as you are told by monkey parents

be catholic not worshipping uggubu and his broken tree branch

become something

You just have to look at what bishops do. What bishops did in the 1st and 2nd centuries isn’t really any different from what they do today. They govern the Church locally and collectively as a whole, they administer the sacraments, they preside over worship, they delegate their authority to elders (presbyters aka priests), etc.

BBC will dominate evropa, it's inevetable.

I don't hate jews. I recognize their evil. Your evil? Your brainless deception doesn't work on me. "Jesus was a jew, so jews can't be evil and you can't oppose them. Checkmate Christian." No, find a better deception plan.

Thanks friend, I'll do some research on it

It's over, bro. You already capitulated. You already admited it. It' done.

You're the one who thinks it makes a difference, not me. The history of Jews is in the Bible, they worshipped other gods, sacrificed children any chance they had, and rebelled against God repeatedly, especially in the most important moment, when Jesus came. If you're not pretending for the sake of deceit, you're just like this people who can't understand the concept of per capita

You're the one who thinks it makes a difference, not me.

It does. For the same reason it makes a difference that Jesus was male and not female. Your just in denial, bro.