heatheryank playpen edition
/brit/
Ever spent the entire day playing with your willy?
BIG
DIRTY
STINKIN
BASS
This is what eating a full English breakfast every day does to your body
mmhmm bet the cronem got their waves done x
honestly too big at this point
Mission objective: escape rorkes playpen with your life...
Off to the airport tomorrow going to Paris!
no but i've spent a whole night tugging it on amphetamines until it became red and sore
at this point anything less than a full-blown jungle javelin just ain't making the cut. let's be real.
Capmala ain't talk bout nun
What type of man do you think she would be attracted to?
smells like homeless person piss in the hot weather, enjoy!
I use bio oil on my dick when I wank to preserve its lustre
just made a new on a different board
Just done one of those poos where you’re stomach hurts beforehand and you sit on the toilet bent over with that weird cramping feeling and then you suddenly fire out a torrent of orange liquid with chunks in it and afterwards feel like you’ve had your soul removed and also lost a couple stone. You know?
that's a man
loads of wogs there
Several sambo spears silently slithering into sadies soft spot on Sunday
you're delusional if i'd ever let a woman treat me like that
It’s literally 15 degrees mate
With porn, is it men controlling women or women controlling men? Or is it men controlling men?
violent, skinny, small boat cronem, eyes all red from smoking clickums all day
Not where I am
Got any proof to back that claim up?
only the most devastatingly girthy artillery from the heart of the Congo is even registering on her radar. it's over for the rest of us.
still 22c where i am
going to wash my butthole and apply for jobs
why do they put who wins stuff on the bbc news front page I wanted to watch that fuck sake
did one of those at the weekend
actually started out lush but turned out the girthy solid start was just the 'cork' then as soon as it passed it was like a powerhose of black and green filth that was like that bit in deepwater horizon when the well bursts and breaks the oil rig
needed a shower to finish the clean up
would love to kill all cuck posters
I'm going to write a handwritten letter to the Exberg to recover her favour. It'll be so romantic...
orange liquid with chunks
erm…
men controlling women controlling men
leftypol shouting to get everyone's attention that's he's played these games before but then trips into the gay sex hole
U was talking about Paris
yeh they're really satisfying but you know something has gone terribly wrong deep inside your bowels
mmhmm
it's 10cc here
Anyone remember valentina nappi?
No Siem Reap
Based catbergyank (not to be confused with catyank)
seen her with her tongue in a black mans arsehole before
her spiritual GPS is permanently set to kilimanjaro-tier curvature. the rest of us? just background NPCs in her post-continent awakening.
just found out one of the brothers chuckle died :/
people call me gay when I say I don't like tits the size of shopping bags
were they on ausoid tv?
LOL
he died almost a decade ago mate
There are 65 counties across the world who have gained independence from the UK. There is a well trodden pathway from which we can learn how best to walk away from England. It won’t be easy, and likely won’t be pretty, but look around right now - seriously, look around - and you’ll see a country on its knees with no way of raising itself up. I’m yet to hear of a single reason against independence that isn’t rooted in fear, yet I am more fearful about the future if we remain tied to a sinking ship over which we have zero control.
to me
to me..
to me......
to.. to me...
If I see another AI slop post im gonna flip
Remember watching a video of hers where she is laughing at a white guy's tiny flaccid dick right next to a black guy with a huge erect penis.
have placed the atomic shrimp on
Been called handsome by not one but two women at new toil. Naturally I ignored it both times and steered the conversation back to work related topics.
God I’m so lonely.
rork
it looms
where the FUCK is he?
Jason Luv as peak Angela x BBC moments
*starts river dancing*
haha yes man!
Porridge wogs larping as if they are on par with Irish mfers kek
it is quite likely
Chune of the day
youtube.com
her face makes me think of a whale or some sort of marine mammal
Jia lissa is the BBC GOAT imo
We are
hiya rorke, heard you don't like our multicultural society? is this true?
girl guides
theres one for cuckold sessions she gets dp'd by a latino and a jungle bbc where the cuck in the scene looks like a yank ed sheeran
Name of whore?
kemi badenoch sex arse
once she’s been baptized in the zulu meat monoliths, your civilized cylinder of courtesy ain’t even making it past the tutorial.
mental that majority of the time i open brit someone is talking about black mens cocks
its just not on
imagine having black cocks occupying your thoughts so much that you have to post about it every day lol bit gay
5-inch white bois
It's ova for u loooool
scraniel
the fact you instantly resort to childish insults shows that I touched a nerve
bit gay
ktm
Ive seen so many guys who look like they have starred as the cuck in porn before. Its a phenotype quite ccommon here.
very zesty individuals
There's a scene in which manuel ferrara creampies her and she starts crying of joy
what a whore
amazing
on the topic of black male pornstars I learned the other day that coincidentally one of them has the same name as the Joker
LOL
yes so black men have larger dicks
why aren't we focusing on finding a way to make our own dicks bigger? are the chinese working on this?
OH MY DAYS
youre in big trouble mister
Mines 6.7 inches and im white (90% italian/10% irish)
dont get people like this
just emulate them
I have more money than you
that means I am more important than you
Charlie
the sad truth is that anything over 6 inches is painful for a woman
why did cloggy briefly return
whats your bpel and nbpel
I got by Charles now
wish this site stayed down
bellend smells like cat food
the chinks are working on electron microscopes to locate their own dicks first nevermind enlarging them
Post face chuckie
what's a civilised cylinder of courtesy?
it's the hunt of the physical product. my tutor in sixth forum was a massive record collector and said there was something about the hunt, it comes a whole hobby and when you find that rare single from 1955 he felt like he won the lottery.
pointing out their gay cock obsession made them stop posting lolol
Rip the ROM of every cartridge onto a hard drive. Back up the data to a second drive, and to the cloud. Problem solved.
Mine smells like prawn cocktail
this is why the americans are right on circumcision
being uncircumcised leaves too many opportunities for this to happen and it kills the life-force
when angela white steps into the arena, she's not just bracing for impact—she's ready to dance with the colossal jungle juggernauts, each thrust a stampede through the wild heart of passion. it's like she’s got a VIP pass to the ultimate safari of sensation, where the juggernauts rule the land and she’s living for the adventure. every moment is a roar of unrestrained ecstasy as she takes on the untamable titans of the jungle.
taking bites out of my eraser
*scurries into brit*
mine smells like human faeces because i just barebacked the bfs hairy pooey arsehole
nigga named after a department store
I'm all for cock obsession but keep it to trannards please, the trannards can be black if you need the cock to be black in order to discuss them and hey I'll even give out a few recommendations of my favourite black ones if need be.
LOL
theres an uncut version of that scene thats like 2 hours long+ and he spaffs 3 times
just wash every day bro
you need a hobby
or just take a shower from time to time
feeling pretty
dude cody tanner totally just took a frickin bite out of his eraser
that's a bloke
black shemales
there's a chastity michaels scene where she has a dildo up her arse and is being sucked off then gives a fella a facial that i must have coomed to 10 times or more
can't think of another black trannard i've wanked to though
Anyone one want to buy these boots ?
wish I could kill niggers with my mind
docs
garbage shoe
into the bin
remember when /brit/ had poster IDs?
I remember once going to stay over at my black friend's house when we were nine and taking a bath together. Apparently black parents make kids bathe together to save on water.
Anyway I wore underpants but he didn't. I was surprised by the size of his wee-wee.
she’s out here, ready to ride the wild savanna stallions, taking on those girthy beasts like it's nothing. each thrust is like a stampede through the plains, and she's loving every second of the savage ride. when the stallions come charging in, she’s holding on tight, because this safari is one she’ll never forget.
The box is but the shoes are siminon beckett
Her face is rather unfortunate
so proud to be British
youtu.be
i luv u
that reminds me of the time i was in the middle of a goon sesh when i got the news of the moscow terror attack
i dont think i ever took my hand of my dick but i did go on Anon Babble for a minute to look at that webm of the sparking ak's and people dying. i thought to myself wow thats crazy
then i went back to gooning to angela white
19 year old gen alpha girl told me she has a body count of 15 the other day.
Im a zoomer and ive only slept with 2 girls.
Is your tranny discord down or something
siminon
Irish diaspora
im developing an amazing flavour
kay but she's a butterface
also she looks like she has a flat arse
Enjoying these Angela White BBC posts
I'll give you £2 for them
yeah today
i wuv you :3
want to eat some of those spanish prawns where its just prawns, garlic, paprika, and olive oil
uh i have a boyfriend
australia c:
bit gay
Buxom and shapely 5'3" brunette knockout Angela White was born on March 4, 1985 in Sydney, Australia
She's Irish diaspora guaranteed
youtu.be
big tune
The best porn was the euro stuff from the 2000s
Eyes like Paul McCartney
*shrek voice*
DONKEHHHH
she’s out here, ready to tame the majestic kongo stallions, letting those thunderous titans take her on the ride of her life. each moment is a rush through the jungle, where the kongo giants lead the way, and she’s loving every step of the adventure.
mmhmm bet the cronem are having an elaborate shower right now in the marble clad gold plated gherkin bathrooms yeah?
and some of them are wagging batondem live on facetime for peng 3 pm tings, yeah? x
5'3"
grim
more of a hentai man myself
Does the pussy get rid of cum internally or does it just drip out?
Son is due next week, what should I call him lads?
I'm hopelessly addicted to AMWF porn
One ninety
niggerman jones
William
love her me, whats her best scene. need a wank right now
Janny
Jaybaesun
seconded
buy ephedrine online
dey listenin to slow jamz
bubbles falling on dey wagging batondem
timothy diego emmett
usually you figure that out a bit sooner
just choose a name that wouldn't be embarrassing when he's a grown man
beer is just fizzy bread water
A small bit of it will but the girl will have to get all the gunk out manually
something offensive like crack man or bobby shaftoe
klarc
Traditional Biblical name
Not enough parents giving their kids traditional names these days
Adolf
leftypol assemble!
Bank holiday scrannage
What if she goes to sleep after sex?
How will it smell in the morning?
are jayden, milo, and tyler not good enough for you?
This
Too many Kais and Ricos and all that other shite
Call him James or John or Mark
grim alchie freak
mad how piss and sperm comes from the same hole
not a great look for the species is it really?
I hate stupid fucking runts who call their kids Jaylen and other shite
Fuck off
Get some class
cant believe i missed the angela white goon posts, fuming.
Wet wipe
can sperm live in pee
dosser
Dunno, wasn't going around sniffing my gfs fanny all day when I had one
Original scran poster
I'm an accountant lel
me to a guy with a pooey bumhole
thumping in dat steamy bathroom
no
its 4 beers
imagine naming your kid tommy or some shit lmao
call him thomas, and let him choose and develop his own nickname/name as he ages
if he wants to be called tom or tommy, he can
seems like a dangerous game like a kiddy's water park next to active lava flow
I'm an accountant lel
Put Tommo on the birth certificate
Arlo
Nth for the baddiedem
Vaginas are not self cleaning. That's a feminist lie
At mates house
Take a sneak peak inside his mums room
See this
"Anon, I didnt see you there.... you know I've been loney ever since my husband died. My son hasnt that been nice to me since he passed.... I've been looking for a big strong man to take care of me"
She lets loose the gown tie, revealing her perfectly sculpted 40 year old thick mummy body.
WYD?
she looks fun to talk to
the death of a disco dancer
well it happens a lot round here
and if you think peace is a common goal
that goes to show how little you know
mad how when you meet the sibling of a down syndrome person and think wow so thats what they'd look like without down syndrome
LET'S GOOOOOO
I cum after five seconds during sex
Can't help it
get shitted
get showered
get shaved
just realised mr brightside is a total rip off of special k by placebo
I thought it was a song about being a cuck
it is
listen to the chorus of special k by placebo and tell me mr brightside isn't just that looped a few times
imagine paying for this jew ink to ruin your body so young
need macao gf from the 80s
for if you don't want to see noncey off-topic spamming/flooding/advertising/begging about jehovah's witnesses and age gap relationships
She's very shy, studying computer science and is an engine head, good luck lad
/britfeel/
There's a wildman in my head
/britfeel/
yeah nah, fuck off
fantastic Gen X Soft Club aesthetic in that video
well i've been done, but i've made my point
big strong man
I can make a call haha
Chief Keef
scranning an energy drink
$40 an hour is a very normal salary in America if you have a degree
this jim crow guy seems like a right dickhead
/brit/
yeah nah, fuck off
engine head
Car fag*
Nat's tats are leng af
the lads
business idea: porn thumbnails but run past a youtube editor to add in reaction faces and red circles
Aletta Ocean between 2010-12
why are they in Tony Soprano's back garden?
who would you call? x
this post is a disaster mate sort yourself out
Grow up
struggle to imagine a sequence of evrnts that would lead to these three being together
it worked, didn't it? heatherpaedo just needs to be reminded every once in a while about Anon Babble
they finally linked up
need it or keep it?
hey incels
there is one option available to you to score a younger virgin wife
Pelayo
got the heating on
POV you're a chained up child
all on jeffy epsteins flight logs
a wiretap in holly willerbys arse
they've come together to make things like they were before
Angela White
did a jehovah knock of heatherpaedo's caravan door or something
time for monthly videocalltoil with the 'rents
another hour listening to pater going on about the immigrants
just like brit really
heatherpoo
worked how exactly
he's been on a turbomelty since friday
look at how he's massacred my beautiful early new
bit chilly innit, just shut window for first time in weeks
aussie jehovahs
for me it's listening to talk about dole scroungers and people smoking weed and how bad it smells
your civilized cylinder of courtesy
heatherplankton
weed doesn't smell bad it smells herby
fish, now that smells vad
no I don't think i will read it you severely mentally ill paedophile
shant
millennial favourite topic of discussion: cuck porn
heatherdench
Flygon
love me tins of mackerel
am i ok to make a cup of tea and watch House?
Dame Keir Dench
seriously what the fuck is wrong with this retard he's been at this for years now
is it weird to make a cup of tea at 8 pm
Philippe Bouchet is a hack
U 2
he will never get a mega
guaranteed 90% of the posts itt are heatheryank
ive gotten into making sandwiches with them
say hello :)
do they not have bonebergs?
not usually
even if they do they're very edible
bonebergs
just say bones ffs you fat child
how dare you say that, he's seen more slugs than you've had hot dinners sunshine
Remember the episode of House where House is attracted to a 15 year old model, and then finds out her dad shagged her, and then found out she got her dad drunk to shag him, then found out the girl had a pair of bollocks in her and was a hermaphrodite and also her left ball had cancer in it, then House called her dad a homo for shagging her/him
*crushes its skull with my hand*
das eats
bonestein and skinberg
Mega Evolution sucks so I don't care
new thread soon, it's going to be great
dont do that thank you
interesting
love a sambo with mustardwitz so might try this cheeky combo
Watching Andor season 2
New
early dtfic not using
oh you will
I'm waiting till it finishes