BBQ edition
/brit/
i got lost in the mist man
i dont know my name jack
cute chilean twinks...
Thoughts about brother/sister incest?
just wrong
i have a sister ffs
you're going to have to stop posting soon
i feel like only people with no sisters like the thought of this
14 Children Arrested On Suspicion Of Manslaughter After UK Teen Dies In Fire
Current tunage: Korn - Got the Life
Wrong
Texting a girl and I’m fumbling it in real time. Had my mate texting her for me in the pub and he knew what to say but i haven’t even a clue how to communicate with foids
send her one of these 8====D and say, like what you see?
lol mental how 14 of his "mates" didnt even try to save him from a fire they all created.
trust no one.
well he cant always be there to text for you so you better nut up or sack up
say wyd
if she says nm
u say fair 1
then shag
foids
obviously you don't LOL
ey bb u wan sum fuk?
60% of the time, it works every time
get yourself a sleep study done
raping my arse with a wooden spatula
yarted off that poindexter pack
just ordered a giant (fourteen inch) club supreme (turkey, swiss, roast beef, and bacon) on rosemary parmesan bread with onion, lettuce, tomato, olive oil blend, oregano, salt, mayo, and honey mustard (no red wine vinegar)
I also ordered a regular (seven inch) turkey and provolone on rosemary parmesan bread with onion, lettuce, tomato, olive oil blend, oregano, salt, mayo, and honey mustard (no red wine vinegar)
I am here waiting patiently for my order to be delivered
I will split this food between three days (half club supreme today, turkey and provolone tomorrow, and the second half of the club supreme on the third day) this will give me fifty grams of protein for each day
too many resentful losers on Anon Babble but there's nowhere else to post on the internet
time to read books I suppose
alri adam
you'd have more sex if you had my caramel complexion mate
am gay eat poo
he doesnt know
*eats it all when you go the toilet*
lahore type drip
This is verifiably false. Women love the pasty Celt
I dare you to try it
verify it then
let's see you take advantage of that then
toil incoming
Oh I’ll verify it pal, I’ll verify it don’t worry
less hate, more kindness
that's the law
Delivering a poobert
the jannoid is lurking
Dunno if I would hate working or not
Have never needed to
just wept upon viewing this image
everyone hates toiling
2000s pornstars, now those were quality whores
going to sleep dreaming of her
porn was much more wholesome back then now it's fully degenerate
It’s already on. She’s well up for it but I just communicate like a retard so have to be careful about what I text. She’s also the niece of my local bar barman, I’m probably gonna be barred from my local if he finds out
The Indian approach. Has this ever worked?
*snap*
yep. this ones going in my first ever roll of celloid collection
thoughts?
no pornography has ever been or will ever be wholesome
do not delude yourselves
Has this ever worked?
nhentai.net
shut up zoomer
corrrr
Grown man. No friends. Can't hold a job for more than a few weeks. Family doesn't like him. Not a whiff of pussy in years.
if this is futashit again i will find you
fizzy grapefruit lavender orange lemonade
read a book when the 'chon was down. Was a better use of time for certain
mad
*opens the window of my smelly incel bedroom and screams KTIM KTIM KITM*
correction: not a whiff of pussy my entire life
woah
not a whiff of pussy
my entire life
kek comes from WoW
zoomers don't know this
good idea that
This is honestly horrifying.
Gives me the fear
Yes I would like a whiff of pussy
preferably a strong one
been 15 years since my benis has been in a bagina
i'm a born again virgin
I'm a zoomer and i know this. Was 2.8k in 3s during Cata
Cold. Why
yeah and most WoW players have no idea that their beloved game began as an Everquest clone, but so what?
sun is sleeping
Someone tell it to bloody wake up
vermeer made a living off painting the outline of those lel
total conman
everyone knew when it was released because everquest autists like tigole and furor worked on it
If it makes you happy it can't be that bad
would you britbongs like some cornbread
"You would Unleash Chaos Upon Creation?"
and yet they take away my funny glowing rocks
they don't know how based it is
sisterstein had another kid
meanwhile, us 3 brotherbergs have 0 and only 1 is married
wonder when starmer watches this he thinks its a documentary
TIRED OF THIS MINIMALISM SHIT
OLD JAMAICAN LABEL GOT B U T C H E R E D
My room smells of pot noodle and cum
feeling very tempted right now
Back on the pot noodles like an abused wife crawling back to the husband. God they’re grim
british section at the grocery store is nothing but wine gums, HEINZ BEANZ and digestive COOKIES
why aren't you sleeping
women should be encouraged to give out more casual pussoire flashes while wearing skirts
i dont have to
im nocturnal
do you not do anything you don't have to do? how philosophical are we going to get here?
ok
why
because fuck you thats why
i dont have to because i dont have obligations tomorrow mate
you don't have an obligation to reply to me yet you did it anyway
oh no
bet you're fun at parties
pure celtic stock me. won’t find a drop of filthy saxon germanic blood in my veins. these are my fucking islands. clontarf and bannockburn well put any of you cunts to the fucking sword.
I haven't been to many
that is unfortunate
mousey exposed
as someone with a few schizo traits i am worried that the psyop makers are making this
Psychological terrorism that film
WHAT IF EVERYONE STARVED TO DEATH AND CHILDREN GOT RAPED IN THE WASTELAND? OMG GIVE MORE DEFENCE BUDGET NOW!
heard any news from the gaza strip?
I hope you have a nice day and week and rest of your life anon
skirt wearing nancy boy
give it to a black guy
he'll score
suppose you big yankees are all hard men. bombing iraqi children 5,000 miles away with tech invented by british (celtic) engineers
fat half spic mongrelised mutants. Hope yellowstone explodes and buries you cunts under suffocating ash
Mousey doesn’t post here anymore… :/
might become mormon and move to utah and have a lovely mormon wife and have lots of kids
haha might just run away from my homeland in its most desperate hour haha what am i like
My new life awaits me in Japan…
Love the Lord Christ. Shame I can't follow and keep his commandments
4 day work weeks need to be the standard
it's most desperate hour was 1997
too late now, damage has been done
You’re a coward that would abandon his land and people for comfort
You are British. You live and die here. Have fucking backbone. Treacherous cunt.
All of you need to gain a clue pronto
too bloody right
I’m a British nationalist! I love this country! What’s that a job in Melbourne! Off I go! Fuck this place!
owed a plot of land in america
cortes didnt all for nowt yknow
Who has more power
Member of the lords or member of the commons?
lords
commons
was a joke you autistic mong
me
not gonna die just for this country to become a caliphate in 50 years (which will happen regardless if i fight or not)
get a clue
succumbed to temptation
looking for italian gf
it wouldn’t be that if you stayed and dug your feet in thick cunt
just cranked out a wank
My sister is throwing a shit fit because I haven't clean my room in a month or made my bed.
go tell someone at walmart you yank freak
how is me staying here going to prevent muslims from having 16 children and my taxes contributing for it?
after going to the ER for a kidney stone, i can see how people get addicted to painkillers
same
need a regazza p r o n t o
what's the bill like?
what is a revolutionary army
i dont know what is it?
us taking arms and marching on parliament and kicking out every freeloading foreign cunt
pray tell
do enlighten us
why though?
Alri
Huel
alreet
ah to be young and optimistic
sir pizza scranner
I don't think there'd be humanoids living on a gas giant tbqhwy
escoozy
i need a bambino pronto
no we can’t do that the invincible daddy government will take us down!
Gimp.
So the wanker has become the wankee
yeah mate stay here and think your revolution will happen lol
Wank to this
demoralised cuck
we don’t need defeatist mongs like you
my neck girth is 16"
so you think in the next 10 years people will march into parliament, take control of the government and kick all of the immigrants out?
you're mentally ill lmao
british people standing up for themselves! Oh how ghastly!
Fuck off to australia you soft cunt then
I know you won’t do nowt anyway but wank in your bedroom at 30. Die cunt.
$250 copay for all ER visits
used to be cheaper but obongo jacked up the price with his stupid shit
british people standing up for themselves! Oh how ghastly!
nobody said this, why are you arguing with made up things in your head
aye you're right
if I can't find my vape on my bed in 5 seconds I immediately want to start killing black people
you think we’re a hopeless people unable to stick up for ourselves, hence your disbelief at the thought i said British men could rise up
You’re psychologically conquered
uhuh.... sure....
rorke 'we must save the white race!'
meanwhile the white race
haha anti immigration! get it! cause every one that thinks britain should be full of british peoples is actually an idiot that is probably addicted to a substance! i’m so enlightened!
are you okay?
I’m a mong that thinks brown people belong here!
I am banned from the local Walmart because I thought it was funny to throw a apple across the store
i’m better than okay. you’re the one who’s not okay. you would kill everyone in this country for approval from the guardian
mad cunt
how about i throw my COCK up YOUR ARSE?!?!?!!!!
HOWS THAT
bought a three year pass lad, looking forward to posting with you lads long term
erm..... cheesed to meet you?
I am also still banned from a bad j used to work at because I called my former manager a soy boy
why are the iranians trying to do terrorism in the uk lads?
That’s a HAPPY MAN!!!!!
May God bring REWARDMENTS ON HIS SOUL!
any gay homosexuals in?
attempting to understand brown people
dont know sorry
yeah I spotted one five posts above mine
i think kissing boys is cute but im not a gay home of sexual
Bro I am the only one here throwing cock all British twinks will have to handle my 50 cal cock
poo
yeah i spotted one twelve posts above mine
me? listening to the dare on apple music
literally no historical sources suggesting Augustus had an incestuous relationship
HBO naturally adds one any way
Literally what was the point?
Fucking bitch
This is the same network that had game of thrones incest scenes
Zendaya is hot I wanna fuck her
it appears i'll be doing an all nighter
blue girl tummy
browsing old Anon Babble threads from pre-2018
has to be said that in the years since the average poster here has become markedly more weird and deranged
state of your life
I think thats just the internet in general pal
not a fetishist but would happily let sydney sweeney piss in my mouth
too much despair can't function
id scran a plate of her turds like a starving dog
Rome shall rise again and it's capital will be a place were all the rails and roads lead to
us little pretty british boys live in peace and comfort cause big daddy america protects us
unfortunately those social services don’t even work so that deal is dying by the minute
I saw a documentary in which a fat person fell through a British hospital and that most hospitals in the UK are "structurally dangerous"
I saw a documentary where most yanks are fat and gay
thats him telt.
telt him ye did. absolutely telt
i buy product for she
listening to duran duran
Serious question: If it's so easy for Pakis and Africans to immigrate into the UK, what's stopping me from doing the same as an American? I'd move to the UK tomorrow if I could get a visa. I don't care if I'd have to spend my first year working in a pizza place or as a delivery guy before I could find a real job.
I mean you don't need a documentary to see that do you?
Currently under investigation for fraud. I am guilty, but a high chance I'll get off.
I'm gay and I wouldn't have minded prison.
toil on the morrow
bank holiday tomorrow mate
He's probably a low skilled worker
Currently under investigation for fraud
aussies are a week ahead
I'm gay
i am guilty
i'd never have sex with another man but the idea of being manhandled and kissed makes my tummy tingle
sinko da mayo is tomorrow too
thats even gayer than shagging a bloke
you must sail in a small boat
even if this fella was your cell mate?
Honestly anal is unfairly taboo. People pretend it's bad but it's not. With the right prep it's clean and pleasurable.
no chance
Just watched Lake Mungo. Was enjoying it until the film makers decided the film needed a tonally out of place and slightly uncomfortable sex scene of the neighbours fucking the families daughter
Well I'm gay.... What don't you understand?
paleolithic 'mmick
thank you for your honesty
whatever you say sodomite
*surreptitiously googles Lake Mungo sex scene*
fucked it with the greentext
lake mongo
Jeremy Paxman
Andrew Marr
Andrew Neil
David Dimbleby
mental how much talent bbc news used to attract
who have they got now? victoria derbyshire I suppose?
gone down hill (as the license fee rises infinitely)
terrible terrible terrible
listening to simply red. might listen to george michael after that
1. That was in the books
2. Jaime and Cersei's incestuous relationship literally kicks off every single event in the rest of the books so it's the opposite of superfluous. In Rome Octavian fucks Octavia and then it's never mentioned again.
You’re right. Cock up arses is fucking grim. Disgusting really.
justin lee collins sex arse
he literally said the opposite to what you just said you illiterate cocksucker
GAY BOY
you don't hear much about Fabrice Muamba these days
same but paul scholes
my m8 (spurs fan) went to that game
apparently when everyone was leaving the stadium (early) there was an eerie silence as people were going downstairs and out the doors
sp00ky
got the cowtits egirlfriend stream open
he was ahead of his time
nowadays the ol vax will have you dropping like a fly in front of 50 thousand people
qrd?
what region of the UK is this accent from
youtu.be
former bolton player
had a heart attrack on the pitch vs spurs in 2012
dead for over an hour but somehow survived and made a full recovery
when m8 was leaving stadium everyone of course thought he was dead
cheltenham
he shouldn't have even been in this country tbf thanks blair
FATHER