LOVELY FUCKING ALCOCK edish
/brit/
poo smells lmao
16
can i know
For God’s power is made perfect in weakness.
Your response?
adult women
there is no such thing
3% saving is quite good
When they had finished eating, Jesus said to Simon Peter, “Simon son of John, do you love me more than these?”
“Yes, Lord,” he said, “you know that I love you.”
Jesus said, “Feed my lambs.”
16 Again Jesus said, “Simon son of John, do you love me?”
He answered, “Yes, Lord, you know that I love you.”
Jesus said, “Take care of my sheep.”
17 The third time he said to him, “Simon son of John, do you love me?”
Peter was hurt because Jesus asked him the third time, “Do you love me?” He said, “Lord, you know all things; you know that I love you.”
Jesus said, “Feed my sheep.
mousey came back to make two posts last night and then ethered wtf
Amen
grow up little boy
STOP! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeit.
Bit cheeky of Jesus desu. Kind of emotional blackmail as well, he didn’t even say “please”.
does she really enjoy doing it?
shes had a few too many i think
just my "analysis" of the situation there
can't 5090 still too pricey
mad how atheits keep going on about seperation of church and state basically meaning they think states should be atheistic i.e. the state should impose their belief they are such hypocrites
:) soon
shut up nigga
dont like getting my cock sucked
dont like being touched in my sexual area
dont like having intercourse
only thing i like it kissing and hugging
UM
name a single thing weirder than yanks
moving to Chester
send em all back
kek he's hilarious
um wankers love they lil bemused pauses
and yet we yankified the world, curious
x.com
It's fucking real
Trump is, without a doubt, a lad that needs the cans
She lovely fucking monke
The healthcare professionals seem convinced
red lightsaber
Dear Leader has never even LOOKED at a can.
Hitler was not a racist
nobody's perfect
no?
Jehovah's Witness men can marry an 18yo if they want
Mad how every year, more and more people think Brexit was a bad idea. Wonder if we'll ever have a referendum to rejoin
Any man 18 and above can marry a 18yo if they want
Tea or something stronger?
they look unbelievable SEXY in this little SKIRTS
Don't even get what the function of the Pope is.
Like can he change the religion at will? If he said, "Cheese is now holy and not to be eaten", would all Catholics have to stop eating cheese?
Coffee
fuckiung UM
The catholic church is like the last blockbuster in Bend, Oregon. A novelty for nostalgic zoomers
literally made no difference. everything that gets blamed on brexit just happens to have coincided with the time. leaving the EU in grand scheme of things made no difference. just a different queue at the airport when you travel.
bizarre post
umposting isnt really that funny, worse gimmique of the past year
will be spaffing to that picture. you know the one.
I like putin and russia because they dont tolerate the gays
Drinking a beaner coke
liverpoo
you can actually reply to archived posts on some archives
First time I'm discovering this tbqh
champions of england
good post
hes right
frugalchads... we won
You're gonna own nothing, ok? Many people are saying this folks
God I am so old I am fucking 22
38 here, still posting on Anon Babble.
Donald Schwab
LOL
Lads, my plug socket is loose in the wall and I have no idea how to fix it, it's still working but it is a matter of time until it breaks.
lads
do you reckon toilberg would object if I used my holiday days to take 25 Fridays off in a row instead of having a fortnight in Aruba or summat?
would he be mad?
here is your winning bro
turn the leccy off
unscrew it
replace it
careful you don’t get an electrical firewitz
slutty plug socket
Take a picture of it and we'll try to help, lad
This lad here is giving the best advice so far but would prefer to see it first
why would he care?
i'm an absolute spacker mate, i don't trust myself to do that at all. might ask my dad to do it.
Russia is literally the Asiatic Bolshevik horde. Ukraine is fighting for Europe.
I have to wait until February to fucking apply for an apprenticeship sadly I will have to move to Pennsylvania
He's right you know
genuinely how is it possible for images to be this bad quality
Anyone remember Sargon of Akkad?
just googled him and apparently he lived 4000 years ago?
how would any of us remember him then
looking like she only got 1 egg left
It's perfectly normal to want to be a girl sometimes right? Like not a tranny but just maybe thinking about if you were a woman in certain situations. You know what forget it.
I know here the toil can choose when you get the days off. I would probably space it out to be every two weeks
I usually take a monday off every two weeks usually
got the heating on
What will the number be on the next census ?
Me? Easy. Watching old episodes of Saved by the bell
shes 34 mate
oh my god
i had no idea
i tapped out after 1st negan season
The Walking Dead seasons 1 – 5
Fear the Walking Dead season 1
The Walking Dead season 6
Fear the Walking Dead season 2
The Walking Dead season 7
Fear the Walking Dead season 3
The Walking Dead season 8
Fear the Walking Dead season 4
The Walking Dead season 9
Fear the Walking Dead season 5
The Walking Dead season 10 episodes 1 – 16
The Walking Dead: World Beyond season 1
Fear the Walking Dead season 6
The Walking Dead season 10 episodes 17 – 22
The Walking Dead season 11 episodes 1 – 8
The Walking Dead: World Beyond season 2
Fear the Walking Dead season 7 episodes 1 – 8
The Walking Dead season 11 episodes 9 – 16
Fear the Walking Dead season 7 episodes 9 – 16
Tales of the Walking Dead season 1
The Walking Dead season 11 episodes 17 – 24
Fear the Walking Dead season 8 episodes 1 – 6
The Walking Dead: Dead City
The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon
Fear the Walking Dead season 8 episodes 7 – 12
The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live
The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon season 2 - The Book of Carol
The Walking Dead: Dead City season 2
The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon season 3 (upcoming)
Severus Ape
just wanked to this, find it so fucking hot
Yeah its gods plan Richard
304
kek
iykyk
ROASTIE'S GETTIN MARRIED
ktim on the left
resigns
why wasn't he arrested and then fired?
shes 34 mate
dasha nekrasova will have a beautiful down syndrome baby and her man will leave her
Leftypol meet up (in the afterlife)
yes of course it is especially during sexual fantasy or sexual encounters
women also imagine what it feels like for the man
everyone does it
catberge screaming out for some chicken despite having had tuna mere minutes ago
x.com
2025 different ngl
old ass freak bitch
no evidence.
ChatGPT now just deleting 100s of lines of code whenever i ask it to add a feature. doing head in
youtube.com
desgosteng!
clap clap clap clap clap
ELONS A WANKER
clap clap clap clap clap
hey hey
ho ho
racist twats have got to go!!
PUNCH A NAZI IN THE FACE DOO DAA DOO DAA
have you considered writing the code yourself
nether regions smell of death and decay
take the piss
I remember watching negan then maybe a season after that but it was just the same shit every season
no x
do NOT look up how old she was
Paddy Pimple
considering getting a job as a kitchen porter
14
Prime
the GPT is short for Geppetto because it's a Pinocchio puppet that always lies
9 years old
14 is not a prime number you dunce
dont worry
too old.....
......
....
......
.....
for a hamster
lol i almost had you
stop making weird little monkey noises under your breath
no hamster has ever lived to nine
they typically like 18 months to two years
try Hospital porter. it's easy to do and when NHS is sold off you'll get a some shares and become rich
stop dancing around it and just say what you mean, this tehe oh whatever could I mean is boring
Bloody ‘ell! Oi’m ‘Arry Pottah innit love?
65%
no carrots left :(
this is so tragic
hence i said too old. thicko twat freak end yourself
Think I might go to bed early, lads
Don't work in kitchens or a hospital
Either do something like security at a busienss or else go on the dole
stop bullying
you can have some berry instead :)
woke mob took them all. many such cases
embarrassed yourself by not knowing the life expectancy of a hamster then lashed out when called up on it
He did it
had to use AI to generate this image cos he's fucking injured
got the slowdive on
reminiscing about lost love
i knew what i needed to know.
plotting nachos for tea
all that chewing
get it fucking eaten NOW
just lie guys who lose their virginity at 31
need a fit gf
thought you need special cert for security
his second will be the world cup with england
big scandal in japan over this guy that parked his car on a farm
it was a police incident, seems to have happened during their holidays
so I fucked up and lost my ex gf who I loved dearly and was meant to be with forever and now i am stuck in a relationship with someone I don’t love and am not attracted to just so I don’t kms due to loneliness
ever shag her up the arse?
WAHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS ALL I HEAR WAHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHH IM A CRYBABY BITCH WAHHHHHH
make cattle farming and cars illegal
problem solved
japan has fallen
is she fit?
oblivion remastered toil looms
current gf? LOL no
ex gf kind of yeah
ate loads of chorizo yesterday and my poo there was a fascinating colour
youtube.com
Why are Americans like this?
Got the Amazon order in de lids :)
probably don't have enough booze in to get drunk unless I drink it fast
crying lads. are 'arry x
ate some chilli chicken things yesterday that were bright red and my poo came out orange this morning
training my cat to bring me beers from the fridge
meanwhile thanks to tiktok we have 1 million people a year visiting a natural beauty spot where they park like mongs, leave rubbish everywhere and shit in bushes
bbc.co.uk
don’t give a rats arse about the footy anymore me
OH BOO.HOO WOE IS ME I HAVE.A GF
Cole (P)almer
I'm an alcoholic. I don't drink and haven't done so for nearly six years. I'll always be an alcoholic; 1 cannot have a normal relationship with alcohol.
While I didn't wake up and have a mug of vodka, my behaviour under the influence was destructive.
I've lost friends, jobs, and more due to alcohol.
I've attempted suicide under the influence of alcohol. You get the picture. For me alcoholism isn't just how much you drink but also how much alcohol affects your life. If you only drink once a year but get arrested every time for being an arse it's still a problem.
I'm happy for him
mental how he went 19 games without scoring and this is the first i'm hearing of it
PR-mer
what were your poos like
this is why you always have an upset tummy I've tried to tell you
You'll hear way more when he wins the Conference League
Sir Harry Kane!
how do people go gym in the morning?
I carried a bit over 10kg of shopping after lunch and I've had a foggy brain ever since
To be fair the fact he lost it first time round actually makes it more valuable
not so fast...
The absolute STATE of the Bundesliga trophy omds
a fucking dinnerplate
true. comment deleted for disrespect
dunno either unless they eat loads for breakfast
I prefer working out in the evenings
go to the gym
lift weights
i think they do that
nigga won the womens tennis
yeah but I mean how do they do anything for the rest of the day
Catberg gone mental
wormberg
Might get topped by a BBC for a laugh
ahahah
i love being mentally ill
i dont wanna live on the streets lol
Hope we get both GTA6 and TES6 next year.
but why don't you just go to the gym after work
because its busy so i'll be there for longer and i want to relax when my day is done.
Nice trousers
Godspeed bless emoji bless emoji bless emoji. 8 months in and realizing how difficult certain social situations can be without it.
Make sure you sleep enough, are hydrated enough as soon as you wake up and for the rest of the day, and also eating well, including sugars before and after.
YouTube Poop
Fucking e-mail verification
may the 4th be with you starwars bro
WOOHOO! HAHA! PATIENCE PAYS BITCHES!
Lads, anyone else for the cans since it's a bank holiday?
Was on the BIG cans Friday and last night, not too sure I even want or should have the cans tonight
anime
want to nap but it's too late
canslad light
maybe you should just stop and get a grip
those bloody lazy bankers and their holidays
In the Ukraine they encourage children to call the police on family members for speaking or listening to Russian
If someone has bendy thumbs I immediately distrust them
If Elder Scrolls 6 can incorporate some kind of GPT dynamic storytelling system I'll probably do a little bit of a transsexual vibe jig
I drank too much on friday so I am abstaining tonight
are we baddies moment
Sir Bank Holiday
Test
TES6
Will be borderline unplayable pozzed slop about black lives matter
Hey. Take it easy, you pissant soldier of fortune from lidl
wtf is this real??
this is definitely real
will do, but I don't think I could ever go to the gym seeing as I get this tired every week just from carrying shopping
is for nonces and trannies (same thing)
You're talking about a country led by apsychopath who openly bragged about torturing Russian soldiers live on television and the EU thought it was hilarious
The ukrainian government is like if you transported a typical group of Jewish thugs from a 1930s SR to 2025. The number of daily atrocities they commit against "their own" (not really) people can't be covered up forever, eventually Ukrainians will fight back.
strongest /brit/poster
give it a rest man
I don't think I could ever go to the gym seeing as I get this tired every week just from carrying shopping
what do you think you go to the gym.
honestly mate dont go if you're this retarded, you'll give it a go for two weeks and decide its too hard because you're not seeing results instantly.
any good wanking recommendations?
SR
wat
don't tell me what to do
dystopian
I don't want to go to the gym
I don't like the headaches and tiredness from exercise
Soviet republic
Cookie bucket £5
Looks fine
just USSR like a normal person
it has sound therefore my unrelated claim about it is true
so stop crying like a little bitch and accept some people are built better than you.
have to eat better
Jesus christ man you're a human being
Move your body
you'd know all about that wouldn't you lardburger?
think im having a willy attack
What did you eat today
The Starmer government is making big cuts just like Trump and Musk, showing that this is a Z.O.G. wide pivot rather than the whims of a mad billionaire.
I feel very sorry for you
Man arrested for horrific willy attack
It's all in the Peter Zeihan book
I don't like the headaches and tiredness from exercise
getting big "i dont like the taste of water" vibes from this poster
they should call rape a stabbing to de stigmatise it
this is so sad willys should be banned
Trump is putting tariffs on coffee and other products US can't produce because the tariffs are designed to strong arm the world economy open for American exports. It's a big bluff. The question is, what tangible physical goods does America even have to sell? The US economy is nothing like the Chinese one and is not designed to be. This would require a patriotic revolution that isn't possible in a nation with this much diversity led by myopic greedy gentiles serving a Talmudic Jewish dictatorship. This gambit will fail.
Rorke drinking undiluted Robinsons
Truke off the day
fuck off
Cheese sandwich, egg sandwich, a slice of bread ~200g of grapes, 4 malted milks
haven't had dinner yet
Please stop judging some of us don’t enjoy exercise
Walk more/skip breakfast/weigh your backpack down
did that when i was little and end up constipated
lmao
why are you posting this here?
blud eats more than be before dinner and complains he cant exercise :skull:
I walk at least 50 minutes a day
Skipping breakfast would make me even weaker
i walk an hour a day and eat less than you while doing gym in the morning.
you must be really fat honestly.
when think about it i realise trans rights are human rights
I hope you know all left parties are banned in Ukraine and they haven't had an election since 2020.