Millwall edition
/brit/
why do brits still eat like they're in medieval times?
Thanks for going to the gym with me today Anon! I'm a hormonal mess because I'm going through menopause.
WYD?
They are.
You might not be able to legally take a mace to your boss' face, but the brits can.
fatcam used to smoke those purple hedge cigarettes didn't he?
these lady gaga songs are actually pretty good
That's exactly what I mean.
It started off with a lot of loneliness, tragedy, alcohol and marijuana... and ended up with my sister in the mix.
No risk of pregnancies. No significant others to hide it from.
why would i be at the gym
40k is awesome because I would 100 percent wanna die for the imperium
Nothing has changed about the UK in thousands of years.
just downed a bottle of lime juice
might learn some maths
want to sus how numbers work
why? just for a laugh I suppose
why
not smart enough for that me
except all the blacks, asians, and muslims
yeah? how come
I bet if I were to give you a maths question right now you'd get it no bother at all
multiculturalism has brought the bar so low scots are the only non-niggerefied brit tribe
what about numbers like X, Y and Z
i'm straight but i goon with other guys on discord because i like the feeling of comradery
Pakis are such shit drivers that driving off my head on drugs in London and was still a best driver on the road
what's the color of your bugatti?
go on then
The quality of posts on /brit/ is proof the bar has been lowered
Imagine how fucking bad this cunt smells.
future reform party MP over here lmao
putting crack, or speed in AC filters would make people smarter
the quality of this website has declined in recent years
you cannot deny this fact. and its with the policies you have now. if this was how it were in 2014, the site would not have lasted 10 years
your stubbornness on this will kill this site because you must get a grip and change. ban the right peopl
nazi germany lost ww2 because they didn't do enough meth
toby
Alri cmon get in
and if you think about it, if you play Runescape, and keep yourself clean when going outside - even have a job - and you spend your weekends sat in a wetroom, naked, and shitting/pissing all over yourself while you play runescape then nobody would know, so long as everyone knows you outside as clean. thtat person next to you on the bus could spend his weekends on the computer shitting all over himself and you dont know that
if you wanna experience real whiteness go to stevenage or scotland they're all white
!!
has there ever been a palestine flag that's posted on this board or do they post with an israeli flag? Would love to know what the situation on the ground is there from someone who lives it everyday
sean connery?
I'm working 2 jobs and my lifes better than being unemployed
Three day ban, Janny? Three? That's insane.
fvvvvvvvvvvvvck wish i had a proper cigarette to smoke at the moment. would really, truly hit the spot.
May the Lord guide you. Amen/.
desheashed in the early twenty twentiesh
what's 2000000000000000000 x 200000000000000000000000000
400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002
does pip care if I get a job
know what mate I reckon that might be right
Which are some of the better James bond films with Daniel Craig?
Been meaning to watch some of them
casino royale testicle whipping scene
took me ages to realise women are the cause of all problems in the world
listen to how angry i am
the halal brekkie
kek, /brit/ needs more peep show references
a golden hatchback flexed by a paki with a dilbert haircut, amazing
between that last hike and the gymtoil my body is hurting bad. would have been better off sat behind the computer playing with william
farting up a fucking storm
why u angery
not really sure why i opened a vocaroo that sounded like a fat dog snoring for 7 seconds
Super Hans said he's found a bait post on /brit/ that is so good, that when he tried closing the tab... He literally couldn't. He actually physically couldn't do it.
people who say southern europeans aren't white or either non whites or jews or tiny dick incel anglos who are 5'4 with brown eyes and have an inferiority complex
Taking movie recs tonight
Universal credit advances are interest free loans that people don't take advantage of enough
/ameribrit/
wat no tukey
Gentlemen, give me a movie.
The Shadow of My Life
perfect days (2023)
sinners
might lick a poo
You've given me a lot to consider.
The Bounty, free on youtube atm.
Guys, you gave me a lot to consider and I appreciate you. God bless you and your families. But I'm leaning toward The Bounty which is free on YouTube atm.
Christopher Nolan is kind of TRT Peter Weir when you think about it
what was done to germany and japan during ww2 was wrong and evil
time for a early morning wank
youtube.com
mad that steve coogan played this role
I still blush when I am called cute not sure if that's a turn off
emma yank. this is for you
80s anime style emma watson? oh my days.
keep your redditjaks on your faggot site
new series of Taskmaster
there's a fat ugly unfunny muslim woman
it's still better than last series' ugly unfunny retard woman
Why is her hair showing?
really need to pack it up
they're dredging up literal nobodies now and the tasks are like 5 paragraphs long just to try and squeeze out something unique
had it's day but it's been and gone
Going Heather Graham as my 10, Ingrid Bergman at 9, Gillian Anderson at 8
Luckily AU/NZ still manage to be consistently good.
the word you're looking for is ephemeral NOT LIMINAL
you're welcome
don't like it
want steve coogan to go back to being cute and funny
go the toilet
see this lad standing at the urinal
what do you do?
anime
lazy sunday wank
In 24 hours, I’ll be ~6 hours into a 36 hour goonathon and deeeeep in my gooncave
Physically, I’m still at work, sending emails and trading chats and clicking those keys.
Mentally, I’m 24 hours in the future, deep in my goon cave, and I’m already 100mg+ of edibles and dozens of bong rips and pen hits in, and gooned the FUCK out to endless, filthy porn, on two large TV’s, a projector on the wall, and tablet in front of me, goonstick aching for release from fucking my fleshlight all goddamn day, and I’m gonna keep going until midnight.
I can’t wait to fall down the discord+Reddit goon hole and not look back for a whole day and a half.
NNNNNGGGHHHHHHH
Never jacked off to Ingrid Bergman though. Also any actress from before 1960 is cutting into old gay man land. Might have to not include her. But look at her. Gay?
Genuinely disgusting
i love discord and late night goon calls
Gay at 9? Should be 10 even. Look at her even at probably 45ish
46 views
did you make this?
rorke left flabbergasted
z0mby did
Anybody have any screenshots from the 2022 world cup? My favourite was the American who said "today is a great day for college basketball" or something.
As of 2025, the members of the Irish hip-hop trio Kneecap are:
Wikipedia
Mo Chara (Liam Óg Ó hAnnaidh) – approximately 26 years old
Móglaí Bap (Naoise Ó Cairealláin) – approximately 30 years old
DJ Próvaí (JJ Ó Dochartaigh) – approximately 34 years old
American stadium food:
Pizza from a local chain
Hamburgers grilled over an open flame
Ice cream served in an oversized waffle cone
Foot long hot dog that’s overpriced but is an actual sausage unless most hot dogs
British stadium food:
weird how arsenal is such big team but i never hear about arsenal city
just did the big cum to some lactation porn
*lays a firm hand on your shoulder*
you know all of that can be found in British stadiums too right? It's not literally just pies
*starts crying* I didn't know I was in so much pain until you acted like I was
Irish names are just cats running across a keyboard
genuinely saddening when you see a camwhore with lovely face but incredibly deformed tits
like the lottery to have that
incredibly sad
no that's welsh and also polish
deformed how?
immense tragedy occurs in my life
me in a new york accent: eyy I'm walking here
like just look really bad
like couple plastic bags filled with pooey water or summat
Man Wonderwall is such a fucking tune when you are feeling it fuck
Reckon he means the tits where they are deflated and shit
ah OK like when that fit lass in Starship Troopers takes her top off
neoliberal teeth
which ones that?
Female octopus mostly die, willingly, after their eggs hatch
BUT
They also murder the male after mating
dunno the actress' name but the character was called Dizz
actually I don't think I've ever seen her in anything else
Watching Rollerball
My partner has collected subbuteo since he was a boy and had this ridiculous setup in his spare room with a stadium, camera men, floodlights and trophies etc. Beyond tragic.
I've moved in and just cleared the whole room out whilst he is away with work. All gone.
genuinely don’t believe ill ever meet someone like her again
she truly was the best thing to happen to me and i fucked it
is truly am going to end it
He said to her, “Daughter, your faith has healed you. Go in peace and be freed from your suffering
Don't look at me like that janny
doing a good ol' stay up all night to fix the sleep sched incellathon
get over it
bit gay
for me it's 90s claudia winkleman
stream it
good morning lads
Ever seen Rollerball?
dunno why my cat's gone to
she's normally waiting for me when i wake up
go outside
third worlders
go online
third worlders
what's the fucking point lads
hi lads
here comes trouble
drinking a lovely Gay Porn™ coffee in my Gay Porn™ mug in my Gay Porn™ bed whilst posting on my Gay Porn™ laptop
yeah i might get a coffee soon
probably gonna shower first though i'm a stinky girl this morning
be blur fan
lissen to pseudo-racist song apeman by kinks
luv it
become kinks fan
lissenin all kinks songs
realize every blur song and every blur song title ever written ripped off a kinks song
truly boggles innit
feel a bit sick
that's not good :(
for the record I'm completely naked right now
chudai
wataa
if you listen to music or watch films you're subhuman to me
are you muslim?
theres a sucker born every minute.
what's a muslim? x
that's why I only play video games
Do you like goats?
The internet was better when it was just English speaking countries with a few Euro's who learned English.
Euro's
it seems you're still working on english comprehension yourself
Holy hell at 2nd half of this
It's alright, I'm a binge drinker and God says just accept it. It doesn't matter and nobody gives a shit in Heaven anyway. This is what guy in video should do. Drinking is fun, you get punished the morning after if you do it so fairs fair. It's this sick decaying old world that pushes us to drink, bunch of fags
any lonely suicidal faggots in?
yes you got any questions?
why do you keep going?
what is that green sauce and what does it taste like?
it's OVER for leftypol
wikipedia.org
fascinating
Way you might look at it is, everyone's got their own head weather, some people have more clouds and rain, some people are gay, and alcohol is liquid sunshine. Gives you a set amount of sun for a set amount of time and then you get the thunder the following day. But if you liquid sun long enough or hard enough, eventually all the hot air will create a tornado or hurricane of some kind. And then you'll have a katrina to deal with and black people outside wrecked houses and black people in the astro dome.
God says that's very wise and there's some allegorical truth to that. We spiritual. It don't matter.
I'm not sure. Video games are fun so is fapping and there is a huge amount of porn on the internet. You're bound to find something new. Anime is nice. Eehhhh.... and I sometimes eat some nice food? Then there is some nice music to listen to. Its not much but you know... better than nothing.
are you a christian?
Christian in the sense that God loves me and I believe in the gospel because I nearly died and heard straight up not to fuck around worrying
yeah my answer is just about the same as yours
Pie and mash is unironically such comfort food, same with cottage pie or similar things
Live life to the max God'll protect you plain simple truths
got it isn't le spicy!
be thankful youve never dated a batshit insane woman. genuinely fucked up my life
bf calls me his prince :3
Too much jigaboo talk in that image.
Ripped off the Adelaidean pie floater. Poms are FLOGS
sat in matebergs livingroomstein waking for him and his missus to do awaketoil
mad how well sound insulated modern flats are, they're absolutely surrounded by neighbours but I haven't heard a peep out of them
I think most men think the same way nowadays to be honest. Except maybe 10% at the top. But the average male is kind of like human garbage.
aaaaaaaaaaaah
they're asleep mate
youtube.com
you're not alone
wish this was me but it's not feasible
need to toil so i can have a flat and feed my cats and my dog and hamsters
cheers for the update mate you must be some sort of spirit medium
clown
is DOOM technically a horror game
youtube.com
There's another way lad. Pray and ask God and you shall receive
no it's an action fps game, doom 3 was horror but it was also shit.
The sudden reemergence of Charlie Malaponte is certainly an unforeseen turn of events for /brit/
of course it is you dumb idiot
any hairless british twink in?
Do you still have that image of Nassim and Malaponte? Malaponte was Rome I believe
yh
she's norwegian albeit i believe they do live here
does she do porn?
knows the location and identity of random tranny slags
to to the camp, degen
This?
she has an onlyfans yeah
she
I wonder why it's his back showing at me
no no, let him cook
crazy how ive watched this man cum
showertoil looms
are you me (in the near future)
my sympathy for ukraine is limited because if you're going to suffer at hands of american empire at least make sure it's worth it and to revolt against it. but nah ukrainians allied with it and predictably still ended up getting merked and yet most of them still seem to have learned nothing.
nah
i fucking hate it honestly. i had dinner at a 2 star restaraunt and i saw lamb was on the tasting course and got excited. didnt realize it was shepherds pie and mashed potatoes. was really fucking disappointed. what waste of lamb.
Philip K. Penis
might base the rest of my life on this post
t. american solider overseas
open the gates to gaza you cwoward
where my coffee chads at this morning
Do it man do it God loves you (especially you Monty Pyke guy who walked there to see if anyone showed I did the same haah lol)
it would be something like this
pasta for brekkie
Slathering myself in shit and running down the street
not the first time it happens
Just woke up with a stummy ache so I went to sit on the toilet and nothing happened for a few minutes then 3 long waterfalls of shite just fell out my arse. Feel better now but my entire flat smells of poo
common irish pastime
I shouldn't get further
should of filmed it
I'll pay you 2 grand if I can come sniff your flat for 10 minutes
I won't do it again
NOW I will play your game
May the 4th by with you
I was clean
kek
now post the quotes where he says we're handsome and the french are scared of us
incel run time
wide map
impressive how fortnite has stayed relevant
you can buy jordans with vbucks for your characters to wear
good lad
Brandon Tarrant
wearing my disgusting stink shirt
epic killed all the pro player shit and made sure it stays a fun casual game which keeps changing every 3 months. legit a great game
you do that everyday
Therefore he is able to save completely those who come to God through him, because he always lives to intercede for them.
gonna go for a wee x
the pull
5 cans. a sensible amount. a good point to call it a night
going into the bog after my mates gf armed with a fishing rod
See you space cowboy
it makes sense to me
just wank me and my mother just do it i give up
Why do I feel the need to brutally rape all of these women?
you know what flag this is?
It's a joke we should worry so much when we should die one day
I will hump you
my dick
poo
Your mother sells shoes down at the round about.
I will push
GTAIV will be released on 26 May 2026
what is it with this thread constantly attracting weird foreign schizos
stop
GTA 6 will drop after I get drafted for WW3
literally me
no u
it's like they're trying to delay my suicide
12.00 Rangers Celtic
14.00 Brighton Newcastle
16.30 Chelsea Liverpool
That's the day sorted
my brother
the neighbors are ghosts
why you sitting in a lads house while he's sleeping you freak. go to your own house dumb idiot
pretty good value for money. bbc is by far the most influential and productive
I am hit hard