Marianne Bacinetti edish
/brit/
anime
got some of that kefir stuff
basically just yoghurt
got new plates and there's a circular rim underneath them that's about 2/3 of the diameter of the plate, which creates an invisible region around the edge of the plate where you can't cut with your knife and fork cos any pressure will tilt the plate up. VERY unhappy with these plates.
Britain is a hard country to live in if you're a Sensitive Young Man.
Full of ugly shambling foreign biomass milling around in their pointless and inhuman existence, full of ugly buildings, full of graffiti and crumbling roads, full of louts and tattooed degenerates, full of obnoxious "people" blasting out music.
We need beautiful blonde beasts. We need silence and contemplation. We need classical architecture. We need Aryan conquest worldwide.
started drinking it last week 500ml a day. been making me fart alot
soul makin'
sound shakin'
earth quakin'
change
We need mass deportations in the next five years or there will be civil unrest
hope my potato cat image was seen
THIS
Deport third world biomass, there is no reason for a Somalian to be in Hampshire, there just isn't
you can tell it's a saturday on int
we need state supported casual racism
only saw bruce's potato cat i'm afraid m8
no more nights nappies smelling
who you lads voting for as the new pope?
What Britain really needs is more Italian babes
me? filtered the Egypt bot
idris elbow
Nth for the holodem
it's good for your gut biome just had a bowl of natural yoghurt, seeds, nuts and fruit for my lunch to try and sort out my odious pooey bowels
yeah cept its ethnic innit so its better
barry from eastenders sex arse
going dixons anyone want owt?
pretty girls walk through life with such a positive outlook because everyone they ever interact with smiles at them since they're so pretty
What book are you currently reading?
I could eat a nob at night
A couple of C batteries mate, need them for the old vibrating plugs
I was reading My Hero Academia but I dropped it for being shite
Listen to proper gay music me, blossoms, wombats, tv girls. dont care that it's gay but i aware of how gay it is.
i realise it's probably an unfair stereotype but every british person i know in real life genuinely does have awful teeth
not just stained and yellow, but misshapen in various ways, the whole shebang
Based, I'm actually reading The Book of the Long Sun now.
Reading a book about hares
alcohol is all poison. hate how normalized it is, especially cunts that try to call you soft for not consuming it
wont drink another beer in my life
downsides greatly outweigh the upsides. horrible drug
The book of life
I like crooked teeth, they have a soulful quality
Aussies are basically yanks at this point, so I never put any stock in your powers of observation
The BLACKED generation (Gen Z) is becoming the most degenerate generation, and its AMAZING! Sex, porn, edging, cucking, lowering our testosterone to Black supremacy, this is GOOD. We are all becoming triggered on the daily from more white women becoming sluts, dressing like sluts, being more sexually promiscuous, more whiteboys becoming betas. Some are terrified of the future, but the truth is…this is AMAZING
We need to promote more degeneracy, more gooning, more BBC superiority, more white women hooking up with rappers, cheating behind whiteboys backs, more whiteboys becoming cucks, lower testosterone, more consumption of porn, more DEGENERACY!
idea for a youtube video: riding on a cock until i get aids • 10 hours
seething at rockstar for forcing me to delay my suicide until some time more than a year from now
she needs premium dude
premiuuuuuum
what are you like wanting to put a shitty generic game on your bucket list
What is going on with women's jeans they've lost the plot
i like buck teeth on a girl tbf, they add character, but not horrible yellow gnashers
what on earth are you on about?
at this point
what does that even mean? sounds yankish to me!
mad how the clathrates are going to reverse the carbon cycle before GTA6 is released
never let me go - kazuo ishiguro
zoomers are fucked in the head
they’re everywhere no
can’t even go down the beach or countryside spots without seeing swarms of the fuckers
loathe them
yeah hate seagulls as well
every time rockstar releases a game it's a huge deal, always has been since gta 3, and is an even bigger deal now that they've been putting out fuck all for the past decade
Any mental hare facts
what does that even mean?
This point in history, this juncture, this sliver of being, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm
that's my fault, zoomer girls have such fuckable little mouths
we need a jordan peterson clean your room mantra but it's for women by a woman and it's 'wash the dishes'
nta but perfect white veneers being the standard is very much an american cultural standard so when somebody talks about it it's a safe bet to assume they're a yankbrained idiot
doesnt mean it's a good game
wow ive stolen the car, shot at the police and did the quirky gangster quest in another landscape different from the previous iteration
grow up
this blessed plot, this earth, this realm
THIS ENGLAND
Got the Zoomer Historian kino on
do as i say not as a i do is actually solid advice
Got nice all of a sudden
DROPPING FUCKING LOADS
was told by the dentist not to miss my appointment to get my wisdom teeth pulled out or I'd have to get referred to someone else and wait up to 12 months on average to get them pulled even if I was in pain
how can the dentistry in this country be so fucking shit and yet I need to pay £200 to get two teeth pulled out that will take about 15 minutes each at most
Russia is the Asiatic Bolshevik horde
Ukraine is fighting for Aryan, European civilisation
where's the pointy steeple~@?
wishful thinking zoomeroid who got "redpilled" by Anon Babble
anyone who says the nazis were christian isnt worth anyones time
suck my balls lad
any auslads following the election
idk who to root for i just hope both teams have fun :]
cheeky diy ought to sort you
I did well you fuck
That's what 'they' want you to think
wogs flooding the system
people who have their wisdom teeth pulled are perfect dick suckers because their mouths are small and tight
my fingers are so fat i am mashing keys together ohhh lawd
was told by the dentist not to miss my appointment to get my wisdom teeth pulled out or I'd have to get referred to someone else and wait up to 12 months on average to get them pulled even if I was in pain
Your dentist is an arsehole, I'd consider searching for a different one
who would ǝʞɹoɹ vote for
went to the polling place just to avoid the fine, didn't write anything on the paper
yet I need to pay £200 to get two teeth pulled out that will take about 15 minutes each at most
You could always pay me £100
What was the last good game made by the bri'ish?
advise
fucking hate zoe bread hatewatching her calls with manchester city council
BASED
EXCLUSIVE: ALP candidate Peter Dutton resigns, attempts SUICIDE on live TV: but the bullet ricochet’d off his big round head
Simon the Sorcerer
Dunno but that one looks shite and weird
Dungeon Keeper 1997
gone off women
screaming
Watched a phasedem playing this yesterday, looks alri
i will shoot myself in the head
wait you auslads gets fined if you don’t vote?
Lovely Asian women. I LOVE ASIAN WOMEN!!!
Skyrim doomscrolling 2
it's contrarian so it's correct
complete idiocy
Fall Guys did alright.
whats biscoff derived from then
derived in my mouth
a full pack ofthem in my mouth hhaaha
why am I here?
GTA is made mostly in Britain
oi m8 got a 'not voting' loicence?
What's up with the Egyptian flag posting nonsense?
yep its a right pain in the you know what (bum)
Okay Binyamin
accident
yeah but governments can make things up so that means I'm in the right when I claim anything I don't agree with is made up
later on
king charlie opening the canadian parliament
quebecois seething
Need Ruby to suck my testicles and rim my arsehole.
wasn't corrworthy was it really
Sten guns are so cool
love drinking, putting on some tunes, and posting on /brit/
afraid to to say it's my favourite past time
the fruit of all knowledge lies in realizing that it's the opposite of everything 'they' (definitely not used ambiguously on purpose) want you to know and think
at last i've found out the one true answer
*looks straight at the /brit/ camera and gives a little wink*
just had a wank to a bald guy with a nice willy creampie a trannys arse then lick it out
youtube.com
and the dominos pizzas from 190 keem on
Sir Knowledge Fruit
That is really beyond grim man
This place is a total dump
corr tights
of course but with a few of these it becomes fun
idk
mate that’s no good
remember drinking these in the park with my lithuanian gf in my early 20s
link i want to spaff to that
very true
this is like a disgusting kebab place in terms of internet activity
what about the idiot?
Not really anymore
I wish it were but nowadays it is insufferable
well thats the grim wank decided for me
just fucking say it loud
right well I'm here know so lets get on with it
peter dutton will now suspended from the celing with a rope and have his big round head slowly lowered into a cauldron of boiling hot water to be cooked for members of the public to feast on the tender goo inside
hey its the guy that caught HIV from shagging so many tranny porn stars
you got too close
oh
my
fucking
daaaaaaaays
NICE love the kissing
£26 for a large pizza at Domino's??
ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS??
Trying to figure out if the shop will be busier over lunchtime or after lunchtime on a sunny saturday
shit
ghislaine maxwell wank instructions
head like a fucking orange
fucking hell cannot believe that has happened how on earth has that happened (I do not have a clue about aussie politics and have never heard of those parties or those people before)
i really have no idea why domino's is so expensive in the uk
i get you've got meal deals and whatever but even those are expensive
here you get like 3 pizzas for $30
That was painful
being an alcoholic and eating fast food in britain is literally your whole paycheck before rent lmao
i understand the behavior here now
£12 for me
didn’t think he would win but also didn’t think it would even be this bad
they gon exile this nigga to the desert for 80 days and 80 nights
have never heard of those parties or those people before
doubtful on both counts. would have to have never posted in /brit/ before
the light at the end
all takeaways are expensive here
Respectfully, what else are we lads meant to do if not post here?
No one on real life wants anything to do with lads with a social skills deficit running 20+ years, no social credit, no mates, nothing to offer. And why would they?
join a walking group bro
Fuck off.
Can get a 10/10 wood fired pizza here for half that.
you like me
get the snooker on
It's about half the price if you collect
no offence but who fucking cares about your politics at all you might as well be talking about the political landscape of Burkina Faso
anyone started drinking yet?
mad how we’re literally flying through space on a rock right now
I don't think it's possible
You can get a large two topping pizza for £10 if you collect from Domino's which isn't too bad
i care otherwise i wouldn't be posting about it you absolute fruitloop
Plenty of other groups/sports/activities/charities that you could join to meet people if walking is difficult for some reason
have been coughing up lovely big brown phlegm chunks from deep within my lungs the past week or so
hope it’s just the cigs and the bong rips and i’m not dying of some horrible respiratory illness aha x
yeah h2o
What's wrong with joining a walking group? Look how happy they are
that would be more interesting
and the galaxy is itself spinning and also hurtling through space and then the space itself is expanding at an accelerating rate, whatever that means
it's acceleration all the way up
impossible
you always take sentences that literal or is that just your autism?
might join a wanking group
brown hands have touched it though
Mental how these really exist
Stop being so bitter and miserable. You're allowed to be happy.
they look like spackers, every one
people you'd have nothing to do with in real life. As you'd expect from these meet-up groups where they only entry requirement is that you're a friendless loser with no one else to spend your time with besides complete strangers
do you always take jokes that literal or is that just your autism lad, be honest now
Just get a job at Domino's like I did when I was younger and you'll get a free pizza when you come in for a busy shift on your day off which happens every single weekend you aren't working
it can't be
no we aren’t
be quiet
only entry requirement is that you're a friendless loser with no one else to spend your time with besides complete strangers
he posted on /brit/
reddit.com
what the FUCK
it got banned
when you run out of things to say and you just start copying the other person it's time to stop posting
don't waste your time time replying to this post in some vain attempt to get the last word in because I won't be replying any further
i didn't see it
they look like spackers, every one
You are a spacker though mate
Did you forget?
got banned ages ago
your concession has now been accepted
done me there tbf
but at least here I can hide behind anonymity
don't have a reddit account so I'll just have to imagine what a goon cave looks like
nah i was good
you’ve been done
just get a job
stopped reading there
what the FUCK is this egyptian gimmick
stopped
stopped reading there
couldn't pay me to eat that shite
seems like a bot; just inane drivel in every post
just filter the flag
that rule
first time making a comic, what do you think lads?
we’re being forced to sit through 190’s warped retarded idea of a good time yet again
he pretends to be vaguely mentally unwell in the attempts that we'll start referring to him as the eqyptian lad or some shite like that despite the fact that he'll get bored of it eventually and stop posting never to be seen again
tell him
time for the bi-monthly dominos bashing I see
nowt wrong with the occasional dominos, except the price
my lawn needs seeing to
buy an ad
unfortunately you aren't able to take part in this promotion
well fuck you then
he spent what he had left on that pizza m8
Do you lads put the garlic dip onto the slice of pizza or save it to dip the crusts into?
all they way?
done him up like a kipper here
Chaucer's Scranterbury Tales.
wringing a poo
nightporter jobs any good?
saw it
Must oil Mother soon… Get all the hard to reach places…
Do you lads put the garlic dip onto the slice of pizza
degenerate serial killer behaviour
God warned me
using a poo like a pastry bag
who the FUCK in their right FUCKING mind pours cold garlic sauce on top of a pizza slice
this was the only good part of Skyrim every other guild and side quest is boring
could have just made normal steak and eggs
The lunch paki scrannage
Honestly very disappointing
just seen two queers walking a dog
installing civ vi on my steamdeck then will get steaming tonight playing it
i meant a piping bag
grim
this has been debunked
It's better in oblivion
I did everything I could
screaming what the fuck is that
nigga that's mould
the woke agenda made manifest
oblivion and morrowind are just better games in general
probably getting paid to do it too
kys
might learn french and move to montreal
yeah your gay granddads and your mum #done
what kind of dog
pomeranian?
open it up
Very excited for the fan remakes
Especially Skywind with full voice acting
drinking my redbull through a straw like the princess I am
by jews no doubt
will be filtering your flag x
You can get by just fine with English there
ridgeback
typical joe
Love love LOVE spending loads of money on things and patiently waiting for it to be delivered
HAMAS PARAGLIDERS OVER POOWONG
good boy
they're having their liberation day holiday in 6 days since its the 80 year anniversary of it
:D
lol didn't they collaborate and give up all their jews as soon as they asked and built a bunker for them
christmas is on 25/25/25 this year lads gonna be mad ting
dadberg is like this, absolutely lives to consoom
always has a parcel on its way at all times. Then it arrives, he opens it and puts it away on the shelf or whatever. Tempted to ask him what he gets out of it but better to just leave him to it.
alri retard
Won't happen for another thousand years absolutely bloody mental innit
thought i'd need it to legally emigrate
look at thise duguts
*sigh*
I am always buying things I NEED
In this case it's a second tone arm for my turntable
mad how we were all supposed to die in 2012
yanks be like christmas actually takes place on the 12/25/25 because that system makes more sense even though it doesn't
*places a friendly hand on your shoulder*
something wrong love?
listening to lonestar - amazed
why does this image have such sexual aura
I was retarded
I think the law is you need to be fluent with 6 months after moving there or they kick you out yeah but Montreal is very Anglo
need to go into town to buy some rubber johnnys for tonight
sucking a tall cold glass of leche
Looks like it's from deviantart so you just know it's got a sexual context
new NOOOOOOOW
my dick smells like dick
poo
an noble beast died for this meal. absolutely vulgar.
Same x