Rorke among the ruins edition
/brit/
John Legend
Miss this cunt
rape the disabled.
mental how some people in this thread thinks a buisness will be totally okay with someone working 2 hours a day for a near 6 figure salary lmao.
everyone here is either on 6 figures or a neet. there is no inbtween, crazy that.
hahah fuck i missed you mentally ill losers so much when this site was down.
Must be why you're here as well
getting a tattoo on my chest which reads "#1 /BRIT/ POSTER'
ate so much today. might eat a bit of cake later before bed.
mad how hitler was right and most people should have been on the train
DDP is a saint for extending his life as long as he did.
yeah i just got here around 10 minutes ago and i read your post. made me burst out laughing as usual, why would i ever want to stop reading what you mentally ill neets post on the internet. its free entertainment.
lad with autism brings an argument he lost into a new thread
might be the single worst thing on Anon Babble.
basically just had biscuits for dinner
Poos From The Big Arse
its free entertainment
Most normal people watch Netflix with their partners
Done prevent training but they don't know if i saw anything suspicious i'd let it go
Genuinely have an 8" cock but it doesn't matter because I'm unattractive and awkward
got an uncle who's been locked up since 1993 for a double murder, he was only 19 at the time, reckon they should cut him some slack
i'm really gonna take into consideration what a mentally ill incel neet thinks "normal" people do. sure thing lad. hahaha fuck me
In New Zealand the white people have started to use the Māori term for hello Kia Ora
purse your lips and press them against the other persons pursed lips
mentally ill incel meet
Someone's riled you up today, haven't they
My fit tonight
Bard Pitt
Fight Club
70kg 5'11
Isn't that really low weight?
Me? Rewatching wrestling from the 90s and assigning star ratings
i'm not riled up, i'm responding to you because you say mentally ill things.
it's called baiting.
you're getting played.
keep up mate, you should have figured this out when you got bullied at school lmao
London used to have so many comic book shops, good ones too I spent so many hours in them in the 2000s/2010s. Now only Gosh Comics and Forbidden Planet are left really. Well there's Mega City Comics too. I miss Orbital comics, back when they were in the basement.
I'm here to make fun of you, I'm nothing like you!
Whatever you say buddy
Do you really dress like this?
Just subscribed to an OnlyFans of a woman who just turned 18 on the 27th of April 2025.
Prefer Um Bongo personally
Kia Ora
yeah we're nothing alike, got that right at least.
It's very low body fat definitely single digits
Must be why you keep replying
Isn't that really low weight?
yeah, that's why he's skinny in the photo mate
Got the warstike on lads, they've got Justin Barrett on as a guest tonight
My shoe laces came undone as I walked down the stairs in mcdonalds. I fell down the stairs and ripped my pants down the middle in front of a table full of women obviously about to go out, I tried to walk it off but my belt lip caught on the stairs as I walked away and I lurched back and ripped my pants further.
Might write an autistic sitcom with loads of obscure references only millenincels would get and see if I can flog it to one of the satellite channels
like i said, free entertainment. guess i should be sat down at half past 11 at night with my partner watching the latest netflix slop according to you though. that's what "normal" people do lmao
the worst thing about the internet is that it killed off all the little speciality shops, the comfy nooks you could pop into and find something interesting with staff that genuinely knew what they were talking about. All killed off cause people would rather just sit at home and click a button, so now the high streets are just vape shops and chain cafes
You sound upset
Mad how the temperature suddenly went through the floor, climate cucks in shambles
are you sure you're not the one with autism?
Who said anything about autism
trying to find running shoes that don't destroy my knees it's too hard to pick
may just go to a shop and tell them to pick ones for me on saturday this stuff is too complicated for me
browsing hawaiian shirts
you're boring me now bye bye
Just ate two Reese's eggs
That's a very autistic thing to say
anyone got more music like this?
bit mad how awful ww1 was
so awful it instigated a second war 20 years later which destroyed europe to the point that 80 years later it still hasn't really recovered in earnest
tell reese to use the toilet like a normal person next time, fucking pink flamingo wannabe cunt
I ate an entire salt shaker in a day. This happened to my blood pressure
the dream wife
yeah bet youd be pissing blood if you ate that much salt at once
wtf he's back!!!
Require Zora gf
The yanks say that's why they never entered WW2 right away and only when they were attacked. WW1 took such a toll they wanted no part in another one.
evil little man
Sir Gaycunt Feet Mong
I doubt many people working in Shoe shops know a lot about shoes
I did chortle when someone called chris eubank 'jamaican reese mogg' haha
The consequence of Germany losing ww2? Every single white country's population being placed with africans and asians
Reese Mogg really does look like a Dennis the Menace character.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO CLEAN UP YOUR OWN MOTHER PISS?
ww1 and 2 was just the 2nd 30 years war with a long truce
doesn't really track considering they were barely in WW1 at all
both were caused by america
black guys
Yeah that's a good description of him 2bf
Both were caused by the jews
I don't blame them, honestly.
smarties? a stupendous confection
Anyone else feel like their intelligence diminishing the longer they're alive?
Yeah he looks like Walter the Softy
Nowadays him and Dennis are mates and there is no suggestion that Walter is very obviously a bender as Viz would blatantly play on
america's entry into ww2 didn't beat germany?
america didn't occupy europe afterwards?
yeah, in fact a few of my workmates said they felt I'd got noticeably dumber over time
I think they're trying to motivate me to do something with my life haha
wait until you're stength
???
Got a bit of an inferiority complex me
I’ve been reading about ADHD and I think I have it. Doesn’t matter though since I’ll never have the balls to go to the doctors and get diagnosed.
Yes and jews controlled america at the time
billabonging at some of these
thought I always had flat feet but it turns out I don't
Seems like everybody is getting diagnosed with it these days
You should seek help
Might join the IDF
80,000 to 100,000 non white immigrants come to ireland each year
Ireland has a population of 4 million
This is genocide
boobs flat
corrrr
not really that straightforward though is it you autistic freak
Turns out I'm not as smart as I thought I was
Wouldn’t know
Yeah I know I should
ireland is a hub for american big tech firms
just part and parcel of being an american vassal
New
Why don't you then?
Poles come to the UK and ireland to work in jobs while the polish government brings in non whites from Nepal and Bangladesh to work jobs there while all the young people in the UK and ireland move abroad to find jobs. Something doesn't add up here...
Labour and Conservative are two cheeks of the same arse
Mousey was always saying that
I’ll never have the balls to go to the doctors and get diagnosed
This was hilarious. Forgot about following this lad.
Mad how right he was really
Odds and I hang myself in the bush outside my house
Sums you up really
katleen there's no gays in irelun
Why should I have to compete with 1.5 billion Indians?
John Honey
Don't search the archive for this name
sir ITV drama
Alright team? Back from work. No warnings today or anything untoward like that. I am exhausted though. I'm sure the heat didn't help either.
Just pay a Paki doctor about £1200 and he'll sort it no bother
Sums you up really you fucking stupid cunt asking me questions I’ve already fucking answered dickhead
Honey
Don't search the archive for this
Okay, thanks for the information. Keep us updated. Ta.
Sounds like you're Bipolar to boot
Good girl x
No warnings today or anything untoward like that
how are your superiors treating you?
Sounds like racism outside of Anon Babble to me
waiting until i'm stength
What watch do you wear?
I didn't really interact with them much and they didn't interact with me much either.
How many palestinian babies do you plan to kill?
How many Palestinian prisoners do you plan to rape?
How many hospitals do you plan to bomb?
John Honey, 25, pleaded guilty to violent disorder and three charges of burglary at Lush, the O2 store and Shoezone in the city on 3 August.
He became one of the most notorious looters on social media after videos and pictures showed him embracing the chaotic scenes and brazenly entering various stores during the riots in Hull that left 11 police officers injured.
His distinctive St George’s Cross rugby shirt and lack of any face covering or disguise meant that he was easily identifiable.
Honey’s sentencing on Tuesday was delayed after claims he asked a prison probation officer “if he wanted his autograph” and while in remand appeared to be an “over-confident individual who presented with no remorse”.
He also allegedly told the court employee he “went into Greggs to have a drink as the pepper spray made him thirsty”.
Tudor bb58
what would happen if i just went out and lay down on the ground and let people walk around me
Why'd you stop larping about university
I'll be honest team.
If they're looking for faults to warn me for they will find them. I'm not perfect. I am the milestone and fate is the grist. There's nothing I can do. But keep taking each day as it comes and make sure I can look back and say I tried my best.
tudor mentioned
I forgot they burned down the shoezone
Its true though
made burgers
hero
Never forget
and im gonna be higgggggghhhh
eating meat
FREE JOHN HONEY
47 Crescent Road, Congleton, Cheshire
Got anger issues lads x
She's right. I genuinely miss the heroinmongs
Crackmongs are horrible they are all crazy
dunno what that drug does to people it completely destroys them
they dont go around killing random babies or raping people you pol schizo
THREE burgers?!
Leftoids have no arguments or leg to stand on. They know they are wrong and just silence and intimidate anyone who opposes them
Buying an air conditioning unit lads
need to walk 15 minutes to the 24 hour shop to get a vape soon
Yes they do
They film themselves doing it and are laughing while they do it
They think its fun
Honey is on the autistic spectrum
What did you do with big chungus
The phrase no shit Sherlock comes to mind
alri mr mardle
LOL!
He looks like the YouTuber Zachcray
Come to Brighton we have loads of scaggy bastards who shoot up in the park and rob all the steaks from Co op but otherwise keep to themselves
Don't come to Detroit niggas it's rough
That place is a dump
Is that where sacked tranny lives?
LOL
A toast! A toast is declared in honour of the fine gent Sir John Honey!
wishin' I were fishin'
jane from outsidexbox is fit
i wonder which one of those lads on the show is the one shagging her
What no way she lives there that’s 20 minutes from me
nah thats alan garners birthplace
Tight. Docile. Moist.
eating a basque cheesecake
Shit suns going down. Night you limeys
Fascinating
I also enjoy the noble hobby of cichlid husbandry, good sir
sun went down hours ago dickhead
Best way to blind myself but only in one eye?
The sun never sets on England. Its still sunny in bvi or avi
bazinga! I don't even own a fish tank lol
what a stupid question
seek the help of a mental health professional, bruce
Funny aren’t u
I COULD STICK THIS FORK IN YOUR EYE
Bazinga
get their little fannies fingered
I know how to chop wood
You've all RUN AMOK you hear me?
RUN AMOK
Bought this lads. It's expensive so it must be comfy.
Alri Paul
ngl looks perfect for a nice oily wank
they are quite comfy, you slide off them if you're wearing thin football shorts though
swag
Nonce chair
Alri bossman
I remember reading about this mad cunt when I was younger
a big man and a blue cow is based af but I think the stories around him are fake and gay
you should've just made robin hood a cowboy
Must be if you're sitting in it
imagine wanking in that bad boy
can't sleep, clown will eat me
Reform have won the first seat of the night. 59% of the vote in a ward in Blyth.
Shite patter
What is?
Fucking state of those buns, are they wholemeal??
Post ur face when bossman forgets the chips
For me it's the Herman Miller Aeron Remastered
gave myself nerve damage in my thumb chopping dry beech coz the skin was coming off my hands and I had to change grip
I'm so manly
She’s so ugly
Well done dickhed
As of March 2025, Telegram has more than 1 billion monthly active users,[21] with India as the country with the most users
I know nobody who uses it
need some duck pie
fuck up
sissy
YAAAAAAAAS
Reckon you should be looking at treadmills
No one uses it anymore because it’s no longer safe
Spunk in your eye
got one autistic mate that insists on using it for "security reasons" and I've had to install it just to chat to the cunt
It’s really popular in Eastern Europe and the Middle East
luv her so much
Uh wasn't his chair grey?
aw cute x
could just talk to you irl
Seeing all these low iq mongs fall for reforms lies makes me happy I can’t wait for it to backfire and see what cope they come up with then
Visit Cornwall
They hate tourists
literally nothing will change and it'll be like having a boris government in charge
...he said copingly
You think nothing changed with Boris? Lol
raining outside
why does rain smell so peng when it's been roasting during the day
learn to read
petrichor
How
if literally nothing will change then you should say it will be like having starmer in charge
sent that cunt flying with facts and logic
stop replying to yourself, fool
done him
spot on
he's done you
at the dole office waiting for my appointment
is that the dude from game of thrones who played the cripple?
any fitties in there?
I fingered my arse during a wank this morning. Often what happens is it can be a bit sore for the rest of the day and you tend to fart a lot. But don't worry, it's normal. Reguarly using the butt plug makes it a lot more manageable.
strewth
pleated skirts and white knickers
hmmm...
year 7 girls
delightful
Have we calmed down a bit
yeah im really tired. left everything on the board today. put all my energy into all my posts. sub me out boss
Surely we have science to kill all mosquito and daddy long legs by now
daddy long legs
We call em the same thing!!
Britain doesn't have mosquitos
They banned DDT
Nanny state
Yeah death to Fascists and what not
moron doesnt understand food chains
Lads. Lads?
"I care about spiders"
You're what we call a 'faggot' in britain
FOYC
Sort of an own goal there
I've fucked both ur mums so now what?
I've only got the one
i weigh 56.3kg
/brit/ twink detected
Wonder how much of that is your brain
I'll notify crimestoppers
shall be using this reaction image and greentexting your post next time I see someone post something stupid
You have been warned to save yourselves from future humiliation
i like to think of myself as a medieval knight and i cope by the fact the other knights would have bowled me around and played football with me by saying i would have been really good at jousting
do you ever wish you were a medieval knight anon
i think its all in my giant willy haha
Get the disabled raped
Why are you not German?
Good tune youtube.com
You have been warned to save yourselves from future humiliation
wing mirrors on a mobility scooter is just excessive
absolutely knackered
NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
do you ever wish you were a medieval knight anon
Not really
big if true (your arsehole i mean)
German
Got a thing for rape do we?
I really want to get blacked lads but I'm concered about the sexually transmitted diseases :/
German
Okay lads, I've been warned for threatening to kill his mum. I retract that statement and I offer an apology.
Nobody cares
Can't afford a 3 day as I'm going through a manic episode and rely on brit as a coping mechanism
To what?
people who are decent inside would not sit here and read this utter drivel
everyone here is fundamentally broken and needs to acknowledge it
Best have your tantrums elsewhere
do you ever wish you were a medieval knight anon
lol yes, I went through a phase when I was obsessed with the Knights Templar
at toil
shan't
Best get that appointment booked then
How do you masturbate?
finger up arse usually
omg Famileigh are doing a podcast now
Hope you wash your hands
What do you want?
*pours anthrax up your arsepipe*
can't sleep
so that's just great
They're literally me
Huh?