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Nagatoro Edition

Zoomettes are for sex

Mombergs asshole deserves to be gaped

but they won't date a guy older than 19 I'm 25 and I would love an 18-19 year old girl

i'm on nofap

this isn't true, most women want to fuck someone who reminds them of their dad and having an older bf is a status symbol

Black people in the South fry all their food.

Obviously. Millennials are almost aged out.

that's actually correct thoughbeit, that AI usually puts wrong slop answers all the time.

Finna play stardew and listen to destiny and vaush videos

Spiders, scorpions, small annoying dogs
All insects

Mac & cheese counts as a vegetable too btw

Hate when I eat a lot of sodium and my heart isn't sure if it wants to stop working or not

Why does Jason keep talking sexually about his mom?

its like when people say palm trees arent actually trees

Pedo

Surely it's more tree than palm

I'm the brazilian

Oh, Icelandanon. I found the best English translation of The Sagas. It's pricey though.

only female he interacts with

That is the price to learn the mysterious secrets of iceland

im back

This translation is bad. You should read the original in Old Norse.

He also has sisters ...

you need facial hair, a haircut and muscles

why do icelanders put taffy in all their candy?

Yeah. Seems worth it though. I'll probably buy it later this year.

This translation is bad. You should read the original in Old Norse.

Teach me Old Norse. What's bad about it?

the oldest zoomers are 28 years old

Zoomers, also known as Generation Z, typically refers to people born between 1997 and 2012

you're not fucking white you are a fucking brownie

you just reminded me that my brother is going to be 30 next year

We probably call it something else

/cum/ is a zillennial general

you are a pedo you should be dating girls that are at least of drinking age

what

I'm fucking icelandic

I was just kidding. Don't know anything about Old Norse nor the English translation. I bet the Icelandic sagas contain a lot of stories about trolls.

I'm lookin' for Mrs. Bubble Gum, I'm Mr. Chick-O-Stick
I wanna dun-dun-dun, oh, 'cause you so thick
Girls call me Jolly Rancher, oh, 'cause I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time, oh my God

I said WE PROBABLY CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE

what does that mean

Can anyone is NYC sell me some adderall

I was really confused when you said that, because it was translated by English academics, then edited by Icelandic academics, before being touched up again by the original academics. I figured you might have heard something about it, or that there's a better English translation out there.

Worst NDP leader of all time award

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i havent had a bunny in years i remember my mom stopping me from eating the entire thing and never seeing it again

It means that i don't know if what you said is true because the word "taffy" isn't familiar to me

I started an ai youtube channel it's only gotten a few views however now that I have the hang of automating videos I may just make a new one to start fresh and dump hundreds of videos on it over the course of a few weeks, if I will join jeets in making the internet a worse place for everyone, I think that+my AI t-shirt business that sells a few dollars a month will be enough to set me up in neetdom for a bit while I sort the rest out

women lie about getting raped/sexually assaulted all the time

do white people get envious of brown and black people when they see them with their big families, modest daughters, and devout Christians/Muslims

youtube pay out is so bad you're probably losing money after electrical bills

how is the thing that is in all your chocolate not familiar to you

It's a ridiculous concept and way too big. Just make more crunch bars or a mini bunny, it's a waste of chocolate.

gonna go play marvel rivals and instalock mommy emma and then do dogshit until I complete my daily+weekly challenges

i don’t even think about women i just think about architecture and sculpture personally

I eat different candy

In the soy celebrations of Liberal victory this was overlooked. Even that cunt Niki Ashton lost her seat lmao. The party was already bankrupt BEFORE the last election and now they have to pay for this election and get no Federal gibsmedats anymore. It should be a lesson to anyone who lets a fucking towelhead be in charge of anything.

Sculptures of women?

Eating bacon and eggs

#BelieveAllMen

you said you love chocolate though

modest daughters

My guy has never once interacted with a Black, Latina, MENA, or Jeeta

i didn't forget, the death of the ndp was my favorite part

Might eat Spaghetti or Ramen

why the fuck is the white girl a literal fucking diamond and a fucking commodity?

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I only talk about licorice

eating a papa johns pizza tomorrow

modest black women

Where? Are they hiding?

White niggas coping so hard the women of other tribes are trad while there’s are on OF

Why doesn't every intersection have overpasses? Instead of stop lights, every intersection should have roads that go underground or above so that every lane can go at the same time

my dessert is vanilla whey mixed with pure water because i want to get fucking abs girls hate fat guys they only like guys with abs

Guess my political opinions: I listen to Black Metal and Neofolk

I'm a 33-year-old boomer

It's so ogre

I am a blackcel. All of you white guys complain about white girl this, white girl that. It pains me that you'll never know how black women are like and how badly they behave. I would do anything to have a black girl that was as sweet as a white girl.

you think everyone should be fucking danish from denmark

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there are light skinned urkel ass blerds ITT

there are no brown or black women on OF

idk dawg this seems like you're the one coping, very jeetlike argument style to immediately mention OF too btw

canada becoming a 2 party system just in time to join the union

beautiful

All of you white guys complain about white girl this, white girl that

"Why are all the white men complaining about white women?"
It's a mystery, anon.
That said, I completely agree with you. Black women are unbearable. I'd choose the bear over them.

The jeet tanked the NDP. I have no idea how the Bloc didn't gain seats, when their leader was doing a great job during the election.

we get it you like darker meat

could lose a few pounds

Any good black or brown women OF accounts

jason mentions blacks

posts video of anime girl opening her mouth

So he just doesn't even hide his troon tendencies or gay cock lust anymore?

your mom

can't fucking stop panicking

lol, oreo ass insult fr fr

Finally my dude. I am so glad there is a white guy in this gay forum who has seen the light. You guys have it so good. I know it's hard but you can find a sweet white girl and I feel that white girls are more romantic than black girls. Black girls just talk loudly and they are extremely posessive and they don't love you. They are very materialistic and disgusting.

I have no idea how the Bloc didn't gain seats

Quebec overwhelmingly voted for the Liberals, all that talk about how le based they are is BS. Trudeau never even lost popularity there the way he did in the rest of Canada.

That post says a lot more about you than it does me.

Black girls just talk loudly and they are extremely posessive and they don't love you. They are very materialistic and disgusting.

It seems very transactional with them, and I wish they'd shut the fuck up on social media, before they infect all the white girls with their nonsense.

oreo is what jason's black fwbs call him when they stuff him from both sides

WMBF marriages have the highest success rates.

Take a long walk off a short pier

The TDS was very strong during this election. It over-wrote everything in so many Boomer brains.

It's not an infection(though sheurkels have a lot of those) it's their culture which comes from their brains which evolved that way.

White women will not act like them because they're racially different.

Well yeah obviously, any white man that marries a black is 100% fully fetish brained and not leaving and the black woman is not going to get anything better

CANADIANS how common are Ukrainian migrants where you live?

just wanted to ragebait people

you white men are insane wanting to date black girls

from the 2 week special operation? not very

Based blerd.

I thought you guys got like a million

personally i think the lady was in the wrong

Sitcom idea: ukrainian pretending to be a jeet to get in to Canada

My dad is white and my mom is black, grew up middle class household they’re still married. I’ve only seen it work when the woman isn’t ghetto

Imagine your son being half black yikes!

Yes, exactly. For millions of Canadians this was a referendum on Orangeman. Quebec is the province that hates America and Orangeman the most. 2 out of 5 Canadians said he was the most important issue in this election, it's actually insane how retarded we are as a nation.

just abort if it's a male

Racists are attacking this white blonde mother and her child. Please donate to protect them

The Epstein blackmail thing is bad because agents of a foreign power are blackmailing politicians and rich people, not because some 16 year old whore got fucked by Bill Gates and Tom Hanks.

That's a personal tragedy for her and her family, a consequence of dysfunction and societal ills, but not the point.

Glorious Calgary

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I thought so but when you mentioned OF it just seemed so indian. Those niggas mention porn 2 seconds into any argument it's crazy how coomer they are.

tattoos

puta

tattoo

she deserves whatever it is

A few come to work under the table where I used to work. My boss found them when he was putting gas in his car. He asked them if they needed work, they said yes and he brought them in his car. He also had a bunch of Africans working under the table.

I'd feel uncomfortable being near her. She looks like a dirty gas station crackewhore. People should give her mobey and any other person posted online by blacks as well, but I don't have to like her.

How do the Africans migrate to Canada?

Usesu!

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Amazing how every big city in America and Canada look the same.
Refugees maybe? Only one spoke English and you could barely understand him.

(me)
They also could have come as tourists. There's a reason they were working under the table.

Most Blacks come here illegally and try to claim asylum.

i’m the gayest nigga alive

it's different when they can walk to your cunt vs having an ocean in the way

nagatoro sexoooo!!!!

based

Honduras is the worst country in Central America

What about Guatemala?

i've seen some retards saying Anon Babble is better since the hack happened, it's literally the exact same
jannys are still trannies and the board is still filled with racebait, Anon Babble shit, and off-topic

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jeet janny got upset looks like

seems to be more newfags here if anything

janny really deleted that anon for 2 mild jeet references

Some of the glownigger tranny jannies will go after anything that could be racist. Others only go after the really racist posts.

hey you guys remember that time this entire site went down because some bong was upset his favorite board got deleted

That's the glowniggers trying to reshape the culture, while the Anon Babble population returns.

All the jannys and mods got doxxed and it was posted all over reddit multiple times idk why you guys refer to them as jeet janny and such

yeah it was funny as fuck

that one university prof was on the list

discordtroons would probably be more accurate tbqh

Hating jeets isn't even racism, 1 out of every 4 people born are indian at this point hating them is just basic self preservation

*thread dies*

can't imagine how dumb you'd have to be to actually donate money to that bitch

we're all a bit sheepy

why don't we just pay a rabbi to bless this thread

awwww

i wish jason were here

I'm not going to give a rabbi my foreskin just to bless the thread.

Assuming there's a waiting period or you have to meet the full goal to get the money I would assume that they'll take it down before she gets the money seems unlikely they'll want that kind of PR

bro is gonna get stepped on. not really a good place to lay

me waiting for mom to finish talking to her friend

largest donation was $1488, I wouldn't do that but it's hilarious that some did

was planning to go to work tomorrow but i decided to take the day off instead.

I'm gonna read an isekai and sleep now. I wish I had an ikemen daki to hug

N

look up the director of the matrix visiting a dom

country roads
take me home

By dominatrix I don't mean a professional I mean a woman who has a femdom kink

Ok but in the case of some kid murdering another kid it's OK to donate? (Karmelo Anthony)

Get real

From what I have seen they mostly whip you with chains an shit.

PR

how would the average person be affected by this? it's not like other people can see your transactions

I think he means gofundme. They did the same when people were donating to the truckers.

Do you know what PR even means? Allowing someone to raise money for saying nigger is a bad look and makes people less likely to use your platform in the future and to just go somewhere else like gofundme

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I POOP AND PEE

He wants attention, he begs for pets and looks at everybody anytime they're near.

Bro that is the same platform that raised millions for that black kid who stabbed the white kid to death lol

In my mind I'm gone to carolina

yes but the media thinks that's a good thing

learned about the ancient torture "death by milk and honey"

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Americans should kiss Canadians

Americans have Cooties.

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i deserve an american redneck gf

i deserve a bullet in the head

torture

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_man

The donor would stop eating any food other than honey, going as far as to bathe in the substance. Shortly, the donor's feces and even sweat would consist of honey. When this diet finally proved fatal, the donor's body would be placed in a stone coffin filled with honey.

Even if Alberta and Sash don't join the union I hope the threat of them joining helps the rest of Canada actually appreciate them and allow them to reach their full potential

and it seems like it goes on like this forever

you must forgive me

I would become catholic if they would remove the jesus cucking joseph part of the bible

fuck you i won't do what you tell me

(UHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUTHAFUCKAA)

what is that

It won't. Eastern Canada has a long history of telling us to shut up and take it as they fuck us. Western Canada just has to take actions within their constitutional powers, and tell the federal government to fuck off. Quebec has a checklist of actions that are known to be tolerated, Alberta and Saskatchewan just need to actually do them.

jesus fucked his own mom in the form of the holy spirit, thus cucking joseph. jesus is canonically his own dad, God, the son of God, and a bull.
i agree with the other anon, it's really the most bothersome part of the bible and really doesn't need to be in there.

fully honeyfied with a honeyfied tongue and honeyfied sweat

That streetview makes it look a lot nicer than it is.

Just join the union, we will full you passionately with lots of foreplay and eye contact and allow you to stunt on Canada while you become the powerhouse of the north

What the fuck I haven't thought of that in years

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disturbing

honeybunzzzzzzz

if I was a 3rd century persian warlord i would get bees to make a beehive in the butt of my enemy and call it honeybunzzzzzz

the basic story of christianity? god impregnated mary despite her being with joseph and then joseph raises the child like a cuck, just rewrite that part, joseph should just be some random dude or like mary's uncle or something (her uncle may have been the actual father of jesus speaking biologically outside of religion anyway)

I would become catholic if you just rewrote the bible

Zoomers are too self centered to ever be religious or productive or based or cool

Religion is bad

Go raise another man's child faggot

Bussin

deadass

i thought you were talking about something that only catholics believed

making that money work for me boi

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I could kill anyone of you in a self-defense situation

I'd bite you

can i get a drip check on this fit

But Americans have guns.

i'd like to see Destiny's charred corpse hanging from a bridge in the middle east.

I'm batman

this nigga ain't got no COCK CONFIDENCE what a bitch ass

He gets bitches tho

Why do people like this guy?

Canadian Batman

multi-trillionaire

convert to USD

barely a thousandaire

they're equally pathetic low test betas so they can relate to him.
he gets throat fucked by Nick Fuentes

It's not even about religion, it's the idea that thousands of years of religious tradition should be rewritten because it makes one porn addicted generation uncomfortable.
You are so centered on yourself you can't even fathom a time period where childrens fathers would die much more frequently and it was relative common place for them to be raised or "guardianed" by another man

This is almost as pathetic as that video of him sucking cock and begging for cum

fleek ass chain

prada button-up

givenchy undershirt

tom ford slacks

hermes belt (he's covering it with his hands to be humble)

unironically 10/10 fit, hasan could never

Sounds pretty chucked to me

You're the one that wants to keep cuckolding as a part of it and you're calling others porn addicted

Also jesus' father didn't die, god said "I fucked your wife now raise my child joseph" and he did it like a fag

104% chance Hasan Piker has rammed his turkroach cock up Destiny's broken twink bussy

people i know from school are getting married.

and soon they'll be getting divorced.

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He validates their degeneracy and ego

Catholics literally have the Pope. Who's allowed to reinterpret anything in the Bible. Though, I don't know why the Zoomers would want to be Catholic, if they want things to be how they want them. They can just be Protestant, say that the apocrypha are still canon(to get the things that the Catholics have, like purgatory), and still be allowed to reinterpret everything in the Bible to mean whatever they please.

What do you guys think is the best budget windows gamepad

Julius Caesar raised another mans child, Augustus
Augustus raised another man's child, Tiberius, whose father was not killed but divorced his mother.
Marcus Aurelius was raised by emperor Antoninus Pius.

Zoomers are just so obsessed with cuckold pornography the mere mention of an orphan throws them into a spasm

wez gettin a black pope fr

Augustus

Who was probably his own child because Cesar was cheating on his wife and even then he adopted someone to take over a military position not to raise as his own

fuck it i’m gooning

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why are so many leaders raised by stepfathers

Do you plan to do this at some point in your life?

A non white wife? no

I only respect white men that play rugby

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If I can get a wife, but I'd want 3-4 children.

They tought them the lesson of stepping up for those in need

this is where I expect to be in 10 years

*taught

It wasn't in the cards, I'm afraid. I'm too old now.

No because then my child would be an adult at the turn of the century and would experience hell on earth

realistically, how do i meet women?
i don't want to use dating apps

Letting /cum/ know im gona be banging the milf from toil next week

My name is Nate Higgers and this my wife Jill Kews

Wikipedia is owned by China

Trying to sneak jeets in there step by step

Based sex haver

A robot?

kinda makes sense, korean and chinese games take a lot of inspiration from japanese ones, better to group them all together.
this could have been done for two polar opposites, either to be a shitlib by being inclusive with the other east asian countries, or by being an orientalist racist who just sees all their games as the same regardless of country of origin, after all, they're all oriental.

JRPGs was a term when it was literally just Japan making RPGs in Asia. Doesn't make sense to categorize it on a digital encyclopedia as JPRG, when Korea and China are in the market now.

Go places where you will meet them
Gym, local town festivals, book stores hobby shops etc
Actually talk to them

no i’m stone cold

drinking milk

gym

but girls don't want men to approach them at the gym though...

local town festivals

so do you just go up to a group of friends and try to flirt with one? I seriously doubt many women go to such events on their own

book stores, hobby shops

so like barnes and noble? what kind of hobby shops, i'd have to get a hobby to have a reason to be there, especially often enough to try to meet women.

Meaning?

Dis nigga out here talkin bout "im drinkin MILK"
like nigga WHAT
these white people wild

let me introduce you to my wife, Kate Hikes.

Girls want men to approach them everywhere all the time
And even if they dont
Who cares what women want?

Benis

Enjoy your whole milk, anon.

blacks/browns seething about not being able to digest milk

Can't get an erection

do you ever feel like god has a plan for you?

No.
If God is real, I think he wants me to make my own plan.

No, all religions are false, and no god(s) exist.

God can still exist even if all religion is fake. I think the universe is god

you're lucky i guess.

YWN be a robot

It can, but it doesn't and no one cares about pantheism.

Men should be able to get pregnant too. It's not fair.

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Why is that something you desire?
I'm glad I can't get pregnant, that shit is terrifying

I want to experience the beauty and joy of bringing life into this world.

Is bing down for anyone else?

You are bringing into life into this world by getting a woman pregnant, it can't happen without your contribution

i love big booty latinas

I want to experience the beauty and joy of bringing life into this world

Ask a parent about that. Any parent it doesn't matter. They will tell you the good times came a while later. Pregnancy, birth, and about the first 18 months are trial by fire (and shit) for new parents. They get better at it on the second and third if they come out of it still eager to grow a family.

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