lou reed edish
/brit/
nigga turn 99 years old on 8th May
too busy sucking on a ding dong
sir queer zoomer
might pour myself another cuppa lads, same tea bag some do
Mental how the Chernobyl area is one of the healthiest ecosystems in Europe. Natureberg is so resilient once you clear out the biotrash humanoids. Billions must die
rorke envious of spain and portugal losing power because cavemen didn't have power and cavemen are trad
wonder how many weird animals he's shagged and eaten over the years
got the velvet underground on
based
this definitely happened
the gherkin is a members only cronem social club
mutated fingers clawed this post out
september 1st my grandad turns 100
last week he told me (again) getting old sucks
started walking with a cane at 94 ffs
katy can buy her gherkin cronem club pass at the reception
Is he Dr House?
what other ecochuds are there other than linkola who are worth reading
are you going to do the humane thing when the time comes?
at the gherkin, katy has to scan her cronem club pass before she is granted access to all floors of the building
gfberg was alluding to the idea that she'd be happy dressing up for me sometime but I have fuck all idea what I'd ask her to dress up in for me
Literally do not understand the worship for this bloke. Just does commentary on animal programs, bit childish really
the old man will die in his sleep as nature intended
your mum
I pray that I get to witness total industrial collapse with me own 2 eyes
katy just upgraded to a gold gherkin cronem club pass x
gaping holes
mr blobby
got some televisual programme on
prefer yank nature documentaries me
hes got a nice voice
timmy working overtime delivering fried chicken to the cronem in the gherkin
we at /brit/ pray for spanish anons
Bradley Walsh
Sharaz Jek from the Doctor Who episode "Caves of Androzani"
fantastic post
FOY stop trying to fit in
My car does 0-60 in 3.9s beat that
timmy keeping the gherkin squeaky clean
oh my days
mine does 0-60 sometimes
any west brompton oratory men in?
timmies are not allowed in the gherkin x
saw this on the 'log
used to go there when i was at uni
mad and mental how mental and mad I am
get her some 'tex mate
Takes about 20 minutes to get up to 60 in my whip
wonder if he’s ever done nonceoid stuff
None of them are very upfront like Linkola but a lot of hippie types writing NYT best sellers are 1 or 2 steps away from telling you billions must die.
Get your gherkin membership today
saw this nature documentary in russia and there was this bit about these lads who fight poachers. carry guns. proper militarised. live simply and train all day. think there's similar stuff in africa. now that's a life
Howling at yanks taking medical advice from this golem
Hold my pen like figure p. Just found out that I’m not actually a mong and it’s actually the most ergonomic way to hold a pen and the way artists used to hold their paintbrushes to be more precise and controlled.
wasting my life but can't magically make a social circle appear and my mental illness(es) go away, can't fathom how I'd go about working towards it regardless
such a powerless and demoralising feeling.
you're the one trying to fit in, you faggot reddit crossposter
good thing I finished having a wank 5 minutes ago or I'd have to have one again
missed out an embarrassing dialogue in the last thread so now I'm in a foul mood over it and can't get it off my chest
wen u at the gherkin and katy twerkin
pawg
brew refill and a wank i reckon
What species are there even to protect in Russia? For such a massive landmass they have really unimpressive nature
HMP sex arse
Female prison officer, 23, charged with having sexual relationships with two inmates at same time and smuggling drugs into high-security prison
ktim
Literally been deliberating for the past hour and a half whether I should watch mobland, watch a movie, play Xbox, have a wank or go for a drive and so far I’ve done nothing just lay on my bed
remember when eisenhower told the UK to stop being an empire and it did
what a bitch made country
how do we spread our seed
SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE WEATHER
what's the point? there are cameras everywhere these days and it's 20mph due to runt labour governments
The cronem are excited for their gherkin shift x
just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL
how would i remember that? i wasn't born
woah nelly
Dios Mio!
seethe FOY
didn't happen on the sharty
the same stuff you have but also leopards and tigers
mate works at a prison apparently they're using drones to launch drugs into the yard and they haven't figured out how to stop them yet
how it feel snappin katy hymen
ktim but im turning it around tomorrow
Oh pipe down rorke
Remember Thailad?
big net
claims that there's an epidemic of low test in american men, takes copious amounts of TRT himself
but is also outsourcing his autism "study" to a quack who claims that high test causes autism and that puberty blockers can be used to treat it
HEY GUYS!!!!!
thats a fucking clapper
might need to revive the Anon Babble thread this is a disgrace
I was hoping the belgian would make that soulja gif I suggested because I was too lazy to make it myself
literally half his brain is gone
noo yawk ciddy baby
if you do that I'm just going to point out how slow the post count is again and rile up the schizo's
imagine having a better hairline than your wife, fuckin hell
I’ve been driving 6 years and never had any points at all, Waze tells you if there is a speed camera or police car coming up. The people who get caught speeding are actual mongs
using this speech recognition device on my windows computer to figure out how I can put messages on the forum with just my voice
how about just don't break traffic laws in the first place
di skinny yardie goons dem, dem a mek dem squeak noh?
what so now i have to filter france to get rid of ziedcuck?
who do you think Carly voted for today? x
how about just don't break traffic laws in the first place
back to bant then
How about suck my knob u little fucking freak
poop smells lol
Hello. How's it going I feel like saying hi. What up? What up? What up? Using the voice recognition. ****
I just discovered his autistic antics and wanted to copy him to see if he would react
Apparently not
ruined that little busriding freak
tony soprano will come back in blazing glory to defeat the woke hordes
do you get sat nav up for literally any journey you take?
Going to bant have fun with fag Ziedbelg
Just report ziedy for spamming, jannies are actually banning him.
How's your wife's hairline?
in modern cars it’s easy to speed without knowing, sometimes I think I’m doing 70 and it’s actually 85-90
love love LOVE going at a reasonable speed on rural roads and then speeding up when the merc/audi/range rover behind overtakes
jannies are actually banning him.
Holy shit for real? They're banning faggot spammers now? Fucking amazing
Test
toby
Well it's not mature I'll say that much
I do
genuinely can't drive without it (proper mong me)
No it just comes on whenever I get in the car because my phone automatically connects to the Bluetooth
stupid yanks call macarons "cookies"
Pooing an arse out of my gay fanny (male)
scawegja
press windows key + H on windows 11 to bring up voice typing
what do they need a 4x4 for anyway
I never speed
Not in a rush, you see
I'll get there when I get there
so yes?
am big sleepy
goodnight lad
All the anonymous literal eco terrorist anarchist pamphlets that are circulating online
Kaczynski's last book is also halfway decent
give mousey complete control over the country
On the fuckin wines and beers
Grow up
piss easy solutions
big net over yards
no female prison guards in male prisons
optional: cellphone scramblers
no? If there is police or speed camera ahead it just says “police ahead” or whatever I don’t even need to be on the app
Can't imagine a Northerner ever listening to music made by a band from the South
I'm sure it has happened, by accident or something
no
I would be shocked if 20% of Americans know what a macaron is
segregated prisons too, whites with whites, the rest with the rest
blacked out fri and sat night so im completely done with booze but think i'll have some at dinner tomorrow
simple as
cool
shant
Blud just let Waze track his location without asking for it
downloading the insex catalogue
get off the booze, the vile muck
The so called diet today
Slice of buttered toast
Protein shake w/ creatine
Sauteed mushrooms on toast, chicken, halloumi, rocket
Flapjack
Clementine
Chicken stew, rice, broccoli
Bit of dark chocolate
2900kcal, 160g protein
A-bosh
french bloke
Is there anything called a cookie in Britain?
Any of you n-words in the Manchester area looking to hang out and suck and fuck?
yh
hasn't made a post in the last 5 minutes :)
just had to force a quick 5 minute wank out there, just to get it off my mind
Keep in mind every eco terrorist is a literal retard and their work is all total dogshit that doesn't hold up to even cursory analysis
north vs south is literally that don draper meme where he says "i don't think about you at all"
yeah but they're upf so we don't eat them really
Bianca, I just want you to come back
Come back to me
Don’t know what I did to make you mad
Bianca, I just want you to come back
Come back to me
Want you to come back to me
Want you to come back
My baby, she ran away
But first she tried to get me committed
Not going to the hospital 'cause I am not sick, I just do not get it
She want me to say when I finish
I'm making her squirt when I'm in it
She's having a panic attack and she is not liking the way that I tweeted
Until Bianca's back, I stay up all night, I'm not going to sleep
I really don't know where she's at
I'm tracking my bitch through an app
I'm tracking my bitch through the city
I guess we the new Cassie and Diddy
I'm making this song for Bianca
I'm feeling the spirit of Donda
Her family, they want me locked up
They want me to go on retreat
They want me to run and meet
They want me to
She hop in the car and she ran
My bitch just don't understand
Sometimes it just feel like it's planned
'Cause I know that everyone changed up
Sometimes I hate being famous
I know that they think about killing me
That's why I got heavy artillery
Some niggas that voted for Hillary
Like nigga, you gotta be kidding me
Like nigga, you gotta be telling a joke
Not taking advice from a nigga that's broke (yeah, yeah)
Bianca, I just want you to come back
Don't know what I did to make you mad
Bianca, I just want you to come back
Want you to come back to me
Want you to come back to me
Want you to come back
NOOOOOOO
NOW THE TOP BRASS AT GOOGLE ARE GOING TO KNOW I DROVE 10 MINUTES TO A B&M BARGAINS IN A RETAIL PARK
And that affects me how
zara children ai training set
2900kcal
Fucking hell how big were your portions
Is Radiohead north or south? What about Coldplay?
would absolutely demolish a couple of packs of these if i had any
No chance that is 3k calories, you have fucked it
160g protein
lmao you have FUCKED it
Both South
Pink Floyd's another
Dunno why you neeks are always sucking up to aussieposters,
best posters, by far
if anyone is wondering why XMR has gone up crazy the last 24 hours it because hackers stole $330 million worth of bitcoin (3520 BTC) and exchanged it all into XMR via different non kyc exchanges
don't care
everyone just believes what they feel like at the end of the day
people pretend to be objective and detached but its bollocks
in my ecochud era simple as
Rorke's dad eating the whole 6 pack of Tesco croissants in his undies
Ah yes, the fat cunt diet
70% british i'll have you know
The Uber Eats order has been made, Mohammed has been conscripted,
drug dealers just got a bit richer
just want them to fuck off back to /ausnz/
chicken jockey
Crypto is so absurd bro
Just a big game
They are tanned and funny
ok nerd
cheesed to meet you
Fr
fishe
niggard
Sorry I just find these things interesting.
that's a bloke
can tell by his massive hands and male chin
need to stop eating
Breakfast: protein shake.
Lunch: protein bar.
Dinner: 20 nuggets and some broccoli.
Snack: chicken kabanos
Drinks: 1 litre of water, 2 cans of monster, several cups of tea
Reckon I’ve got the peak diet
kraken autosold all my xmr so i dont have any anymore lmao
cheeky shwank on the cards this evening
catberg wont stop spraying around the house just punched the wall fuming
just like every evening for you then lad?
They're alright but nothing special
trank (trannywank) on the cards
WUAARRRGGHHHHAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAAAARRGGGHHHHFFFFF
*throws foods and drinks on the floor*
addison rae thanos XD
If the UK suffered a massive power cut that meant I could go home from work early and pay cash for pints in the pub as they try to get rid of the beer before it goes warm it would be the best day ever
piss on him, assert dominance
hacking into bitcoin and stealing everything with a javascript function that adds all the money together and steals it like a jewish
it's spring
Russia Russia Russia
sir my father was born in UK. I am 50% british saar.
reading about total network solutions FC
clipping the bitcoins
toby
Spaniards don't know how to live
Squide
If u was smart enough to hack 330 million worth of BTC would u do it or would u just keep slaving away for the rest of your life
Anyone remember turtlemong?
he actually sprayed on me this morning, was legit about to batista bomb the rat
Fair enough
Also read "Desert" by Anonymous
you would have to launder it first
you would be rekt by any institution you try to sell it on
the aussie chap? vaguely
got a 7 inch willy
have had girls remark that "its quite big", "i can feel your big dick :)" and "you're rather large ;)"
I thought bitcoin was unhackable
i'd do it on a micro scale so i don't attract attention and just live easy in thailand playing russian quéquette with attractive prostitutes
What's the benefit of reading this bollocks
The people who post about being on the tins look like this
liar
me too used to make my petite spanish exgf soak the bed in squirt when I fucked her from behind she'd be sore for days
FONT
what's the benefit of doing anything
So would u or wouldn’t you
What is your definition of micro scale? More than 5 million?
how do you stop farting so much when you poo?
right okay mate
5000 a month
remember a time a young lad at school of 12 years old got his trousers pulled down in front of a crowd of same aged girls and they all laughed at him and said he had a small willy, what did they expect fucking black salami?
They say this to just about everyone mate
different perspectives can be fascinating
Becausw it serves a purpose
What purpose does reading this bollocks serve
Nice she sounds hot post a pic of her body
lose weight
I went on omegle on the /brit/ tag once and i saw the kind of tin drinkers first hand
or more, whatever makes you live comfortably over there
rorke bragging about his big cock and how many birds hes had squirting
bore off rorke
not sure what you mean
what "purpose" does anything other than shitting and eating serve?
Had 50BTC in 2012 and sold it for drugs lmao
done him!
mad how that triggered your small dick brown incel rage LOL
I saw a pair of obvious drug addicts on the train, as many people do, I wrongfully expected trouble and judged. It was an older man and a younger guy almost skin and bones couldn’t sit still. When I looked in their eyes I saw such innocence, pain and beauty I started thinking about these men where someone’s babies. The love of someone’s life whether that’s their mother or not. I felt an overwhelming sense of sympathy and went and sat with them. They were talking about a girl the older one met on the internet that was obviously a scammer (asking for money and whatnot) I gave some advice and we ended up having a deep talk about society and the uk school system and its failures. I then brought up the drugs, at first they were defensive, not in an aggressive way but more denial. I just looked in their eyes and it took so little to break that hard exterior and then I saw the little boys again. They opened up about their lives and I’ll spare you the details because it was so painful to hear. A beautiful interaction was had today, we are all as human as eachother. Love one another
he will never touch a white girls pink pussy LOL
unfortunately lost them all
this is was over ten years ago
had a few sex tapes and everything gone like tears in the rain
wouldn't mind having another encounter with her I saw her recently and she's even fitter than back then somehow
Lel
Would actually kill myself
Got my pre-employment drug screening done. Employerberg on the ROPES.
frankly don't care
Why are you struggling to answer? It's okay if it's just because you find it fun
state of this cope
cope
Oh right they winked did they?
No you didn't. Be quiet.
why did you ask if you already knew the answer
never had sex but i think within 3 years i will. i just need to
-become a multi millionaire
-get fit enough to join the nba
-completely change my personality
-go outside every day (hardest part for me)
-make hundreds of friends
-become famous on tik tok and instagram
-get at least a bit part role in a few movies and commercials
-learn to fly an attack helicopter
-join the marines and become a special operator
-write a book about my struggles
-stop posting on Anon Babble
-get a facial
-get my teeth cleaned
-get a hair cut
-grow a beard
-grow about 8 inches taller
this is one of the gayest "straight" porn videos i've ever seen
Where ya workin son
Warehouse wagie?
inspiring x
imagine being her
he gets turned on by the sight of black mens anuses LOL
Can't get a job because of my honesty, they keep asking me why I want the job and I keep saying cause I need money to live and then they cancel the interview.
oh yeah? that’s crazy
*walks away*
Thank you for admitting it
So that 38-year-old incel from Leeds who shot two women with a crossbow and posted a manifesto stating he hated normies, women, gay rapists, Hollyoaks and fat people definitely posted here right? LOL
David Floyd George
Hospital
That would be extremely dangerous for me
done him lmao
he was 38? brutal...
that room looks so dirty
anyway my cock is unironically bigger than his
glowie
im 38
I WAS BORN BROKE BUT GUARANTEE I DIE RICH
shot two women with a crossbow
its time to start talking about banning crossbows
cor let's have a look
Can't even see the whole thing you retard
I've heard similar things from every girl I've shagged for any period of time and have a very average sized todger
all "straight" porn is made by gay people
all male "straight" porn actors are gay, because you have to start doing loads of gay scenes for almost no cash to prove you can keep a stiffy through a shoot
thoughts on normies, women, gay rapists, hollyoaks, and fat people?
lowest ive felt in years reckon i might top myself later
really don't understand the purpose of your posts at all, maybe you find it fun to be a retard
clogwog been sent flying
hes hurriedly scrolling through his cope folder rn
normies
they're boring but alri
women
same
gay rapists
not a fan
hollyoaks
?
fat people
depressing
nun he cud do
come on la, it's just a low moment
oh the innocence of a yank who's never heard of hollyoaks
mental how he hates hollyoaks but apparently decided to be an exact copy of incel-blackpill eric
Been feeling completely lifeless and timid lately lads.
it's soft and tiny now
being a big cock haver shagger man I can tell what big cocks look like and mine is definitely bigger
nah just don't mate
vaxxed?
Join the forces. Failing that, take up boxing or BJJ.
sex looks like itd be fun
maybe stop drinking too much you fool
pooey arse foot wank
Could say you're feeling quite niggardly?
love destroying my life with drugs and alcohol
its nice when she's fit and you don't spaff in literally 5 seconds
No because that's not what niggardly means you moron
current gf has autism and thinks it's cute that she makes me orgasm quickly
love destroying my life with drugs and alcohol
dont do it
and you don't spaff in literally 5 seconds
this is a fear of mine, never had sex but i know this will be me if i ever do get to
what does it mean then cunt
just got to get through it, had a couple like that now have nice sex with the gfberg and don't even think about it
its embarrassing even if she doesnt say anything
if she's really fit you'll be able to go again after 10-15 minutes and last a lot longer though, so you can redeem yourself
also eat her out and finger her really good first
mong
filled with so much spite and rage
need doing in
why not
Bane?
might pleasure myself. again.
we need you to stay long enough for vote for trump in the next canadian elections
describes you quite well then eh porcine runt
New
batty crease mong boy
very nice hope it feels good x)
niggerdly
where’s the arseraping new?
what happen