Overdosed edition
/brit/
poo status?
I miss the guy who used to spam Jerkcity in Anon Babblemor threads.
dogshit gif yank new
That was me lls
French niggas be asking Grok on "_.com"
The letter itself isn't silent, stupid post
too angry and hateful to eat recently
guess i’ll just starve
I concur.
It's silent as it's written text and therefore makes no sound.
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you are so fucking boring
any particular reason gta 6 (the most anticipated video game of all time) is due out in literally a few months and they e released absolutely no information about it other than some shitty cgi trailer 18 months ago
Absolute state of British man.
i hate breakfastoil
I thought the protag is going to be a girl this time? That's handy considering there's millions more trannies since GTA 3 kicked off the popularity of the game.
gork is this true?
gork
because they don't need to communicate as much as the others
need perky boob yank gf in my country
gorke
just cried about something
I want to live in america
why
Matt Stonie
want one of them colonial wraparound porch houses
Kari Lawler sex arse.
what is the appeal of watching this
How dare you
american culture is just worshipping crime
Me but my food challenge is eating 20 cocks in 10 minutes
That's a sharp and provocative statement — and it captures a real undercurrent in how American culture often glamorizes crime. In TV shows, movies, music, and even news coverage, there's a long history of romanticizing outlaws, gangsters, rebels, and antiheroes. Figures like Al Capone, Bonnie and Clyde, Scarface, Tony Soprano, and Walter White are just a few examples where criminals are not only central characters but also portrayed with charisma, complexity, and even admiration.
This tendency can reflect deeper themes: rebellion against authority, fascination with power, and the idea of "making it" by any means necessary. In a society that prizes individualism and success, even criminal success can be weirdly valorized.
Of course, that's not the only side of American culture — there’s also a strong thread of law-and-order values, moralistic storytelling, and a lot of media that portrays crime very negatively.
Having a jolly time teehee
Wait for it!
laying in bed for half an hour with my cats then its time for my first lifting session
toxo must be having a feast on your brain
poo
poo hast
poo hast mich
I love cha peachy tea
Another nice, sunny day while I go off to toil.
do negative emotions come from negative thoughts or do negative thoughts come from negative emotions
Inspiration for how to live life
whoa...
Good morning to my /brit/ friends
what are some communist groups i can join
has to be anti-troon
you shouldn't go to uni unless you can afford to live on campus. because looking after yourself and making friends there will be more worthwhile than any of your classes or credentials
Does this nigga uses crack to wrote that shit comic script?
there should be more buffet breakfast
why do we have this for world food at dinner time but not breakfast time
everyone lives “on campus” in the uk cody
genuinely don't get how people find these jobs where they do nothing for 4 hours a day.
Every place I've worked has always been busy with an endless mountain of stuff going wrong.
no they dont. if you need to get even a 20 minute bus you will never be part of the uni experience. and especially not if you're still living with mum and dad
workers party of great britain with george galloway. they are anti woke and thinks it ruined the left. doesnt even like gay men
posted it twice in half an hour award
jk, get a public sector job, preferably civil service. we do nothing because we don't have to make money
buffet restaurants are for people with low iq
their literature on the war in ukraine is hilarious. it's like putin wrote the thing. they still call it a special military operation lol
If they're so stupid why are they getting the best prices on food
everyone lives in halls in first year and then in a shared student flat after
20 min bus to where? your lectures?
no one lives with their mum and dad
everyone lives in halls in first year
no they dont
back is killing me
well not literally everyone but that is fairly standard
any just like his father man in
Halls
Uni
Banter
Lash
Mates
Madri
Men's mental health
Attach a janny caricature instead.
not me and my parents should sent to to the gulag for it
no you won't get a lemon
at toyota of orange
Poo
Emma poo
Watson girl
Girl poo
Emma poo
Poo
they knew you were too much of a speccy runt to fit in
group project partner has sent me a literal novel and wants to meet up and do all sorts of stuff, and already finished 90% of the project... brother chill
I look like this
they gave me no chance and it will cost them in their old age. dignitas too good for them
He's gonna murder you lad don't do it
Your BMI is 27.4
Your BMI is in the overweight category.
Erm whoops
shame it isnt a qt girl you can just stare at while she organises all the notes for you
Poem I found on allpoetry last day :
THE RAT
There was a rat called Shelly
Who's breath was exceedingly smelly
He liked what was old and covered in mould
To satisfy the need of his belly
He loved to walk down the gutters
He enjoyed gnawing bark on the trees
The favourite bark he liked to eat
Were the ones where the dogs have wee's
He was always walking the pavements
Just looking for things he could lick
His favourite was when he found
A place where someone had been sick
He really was disgusting rooting through the grime
Anything that was rotting, old and smelly
Those were his very favourite treats
That dirty, disgusting rat called Shelly
this train will be cancelled due to a points failure
you mean it IS cancelled
morons
thats what they pay them 90k a year for
tried cocaine last week for the first time
had a small amount i guess but it’s basically like drinking 5 espressos
but it makes you twitchier and makes your nose and mouth feel weird
shite
no one lives with their mum and dad
here most people commute to uni, student housing is limited and its mostly full of turbo normies
rich chinese students rent local apartments
what is it about little cats and women that make them like living art you just want to look at all day
Play with her hair tell her she means everything to you. A love like this doesn't happen twice.
probably bum shite
Oh no, not normal people, how dreadful it would be to socialise with normal people
shut up virgin
/brit/ more like /fat/
better when you're drinking but still a waste of time. First time I took it i went from being so steaming I was almost unconscious to feeling wide awake within ten seconds.
can't wait for the new party corbyn is forming with the pro-gaza MPs
rorkes trans-planckian problem
Imagine Emma Watson utterly destroying a pair of panties like this.
just popping down mr beast burger anyone want owt?
im having me breakfast mate
i was drinking. not obliterated but solidly drunk. made me talk shite a bit easier but i didn’t get the huge confidence boost people talk about
Yeah could I have beast feast please mate
can anyone pop round and make me brakfastr
One of each!
Literally want to fucking kill myseld today is going to be so horrible
okay what would you like
you tools you lose LOL!
have some luck o the irish
yippee!!!!!!!
egg
t. Spanish electrician
it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think
Off to court? x
what do you work as
spaino slipped on a banana peel in the dark and died on his tile floor
so called "smash burgers" are just an excuse for them to use less meat
suffocated under his own weight
have you ever been hated or discriminated against
i have
Today's my birthday lads
Tell me about it lid. Who discriminated against you?
when will the fish and chip revival take place
Starmer
Brits are all Ameriphobic bigots, not a fan
They're called crisps in the UK actually, you must be a tourist
True
When Nigerians starts spicing things up!
Business idea: fish-flavored chips
when you get a text saying “Your car has been photographs of parked wrong in violation of city code on 3/24. Please send back message with credit cards number plus expiration to pay the $200 fine and avoid the penalties.”
when they put more effort into it. like all british street food
how do i hire a black man to do crime on my enemies
The poo barmer
Congratulations.
Strategically place a gun perched on a windowsill aimed at where your enemy leaves their house, and then leave a trail of cocaine leading to the gun and leave fried Chicken grease on the trigger of the gun and the man will press the trigger with his tongue after snorting the cocaine
Might do the London marathon next year
don’t have a gun or cocaine
poo'ed myself in the shower
was going to hop on the train today but I might have to postpone
would rather not get caught short half-way to Bristol
Of yah it's Britain, you have to register scissors with the local constable to make sure you're not going to aloha ackbar with them.
Imagine being scared of normal people and trying to call other people virgins lmao
circumcised those britcuck fools
youtu.be
Well lads? Are they?
we collecting those willy wrappers out here
cody using his m16 to fight the tyranny of 8th graders going to school
Got so horny yesterday I wanked to WMWF porn
blimey
savouring a poo
Going to turn everything around come May
You’ve been done by a yank
The only train I ride
Is the Crazy Train
bit gay
/gf2025/ already a write-off
in my smelly bedroom era
Going on a date with Finn5ter next week
whys this weird incel trying to argue with me lol
starting work for /gf2026/ then?
Laziness kills ambition.
Anger kills wisdom.
Fear kills dreams.
Ego kills growth.
Jealousy kills peace.
Doubt kills confidence.
Now read that right to left
You all used to laugh at her but who's laughing now, She lives in America now where we're accepting of transfolx
good luck getting a place
been applying for over a decade and never got a place
2+2=4
now read that right to left
not since orange hitler was made prom king mate
it’s curtains for troons
Guns kill people
Now read that from right to left
soon I'LL be the queen of summertime!
No problem, I'll pop down the marathon office and lay on my charm with the admin ladies
*clicks like and saves for later; won't read it ever again*
Elpoep likk snug?
The only marathons I run are to the fridgerator aha
I'm morbidly obese as well
still looking dicey, /gf2027/ might be on though
Just made another great post, truly on a mad one today aha
godspeed
so what's the skin-care and supplement routine, then?
still get a semi lob on from that finnster video of her sucking nob
its all a grift
pay 50 quid to double your chances
better putting 50 quid on the horses
I am a yank, who is posting in /brit/.
Only shower twice a month me
Been doing wonders for my skin
*pulls out bellend and waves it around*
Alri Alri Alri who is hungry
If they expect us to *pay* money to exercise they must be bonkers, simply mad that
whats that rank smell?
*wipes the bellend with honey and rattles the beehive*
*points to all the British people itt*
sir lewis owen
*shuts my mouth and runs away*
SeasideMark, he's got fish odor syndrome
*bums the nearest bee* COOOORRR
michael owen. Funny
manual labor toil is horrible, my legs and back and fingers are killing me, i've got a rash around by balls from all the chafing, and my skin is as red as a fire engine
going to resemble a piece of beef jerky with arthritis by the time i'm 40 at this rate
*surreptitiously closes my legs*
manual labor
FOY
ooh look, rayne wooney
top one!
it gets easier as your body gets used to it
you the lad that works with horses
TRNSMT organisers have been urged to drop the Belfast rap group Kneecap over footage from a 2023 gig that appeared to show a band member saying: "The only good Tory is a dead Tory. Kill your local MP."
Well lads?
rorke peeling and eating a mandarin
racismlad has died from a heroin overdose lads
very much like patrick bateman but ugly and poor and i smell like shit. don’t murder people though so i guess i’m better than him. maybe that’s the moral of the story
Leftypol sucking a cantonese
dadberg's been at my bloody jelly that I popped in the fridge last night
not even 9 and he's already eaten half the bloody stuff
FUCK OFF EVERYONE, JUST FUCK OFF
Every leper gets his day
playing skyrim again cause my pc's too shit for the new oblivion
feels like i'm just sat here jackin off while everyone else is out getting laid. it not right
applied for a job at greggs last night in a moment of weakness
anyone tried that new red bull zero? If so, is it any good?
only ever buy redbull as part of a meal deal because it's so expensive on its own. But you can often get one of the giant cans of normal or sugarfree redbull as part of a meal deal, making it financially viable
leftypol collecting all the left over orange to make pot pourri later
My rtx 3060 can handle the Oblivion remaster. How old is your GPU?
Just get the 59p essential ones from EuroMart
i’m not a leper
but i watched motorcycle diaries recently and the lepers on that leper colony have a better life than me
aside from having leprosy
first exercise session done did leg raises pull-ups curls and bench press
Been clogging up gpbergs phone line for months now every morning to try and get on ozempic. Don't care if anyone else needs to see him I am the priority.
When are you going to start gaining a clue?
throw in some kegels exercises while you're at it
yeah they're perfectly drinkable and I have, in the past, purchased a 6-pack of "blue bolt", another knock-off one
however there's no denying redbull have the most aesthetic cans. There's no way to look as cool when drinking the supermarket own-brand shite.
...nearly ten years old
never bothered upgrading cause i haven't been interested in most AAA shite for years (til now, of course)
not very applicable here mate
doing a poo and crying
Okay yeah yeah but what about the Beastathon
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Do Australians have national pride?
Might join Starmer's Islamic Police force
we've got the sydney mardi gras xx
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“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
Whatever happened to Anon Babble being banned in Britain?
yeah ya rootin tootin drongo mayte
hate poms and yanks mate even though all our culture comes from them mayte
kangaroo burgers XD
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never seen a heron catch a fish
mdl, aisMDL x
current year
he isn't savouring the flavors and aromas of the 18th century
why would anyone agree to have their face and name in this article
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Sent those antipode freaks flying
comfiest YouTube channel out there. wish theyd do more non cooking vids
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Disgusting. Perverting a Christian tradition with their perverse degeneracy.
looks like a sopranos character
Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
there’s a fella i know getting out of jail and i know he holds a grudge against me and im very nervous about it
why does it look like hes the one thats just given birth?
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
Couldnt pay me enough to tell the entire world I'm a cuck
What was going through his mind
Tell us all about it lad
miss sharty
methinks the yank doth protest too much
he got caught and i didn’t basically.
Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
been asked to do work at work. devastated
Sir Chicken Jockey
sitcom esque plotline
got a job interview today for the runtiest job in existence
real 60 iq shit
cant really complain after 30 years of sitting on my arse doing my fuck all
this is what it has all been leading too
life begins and ends now
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
so weak lads i could barely bench press two 20kg weights
*a beaver sees running water*
Well it's time to put a stop to all that nonsense
really fancy a wank but the medication makes it impossible to cum
there might be a shag in it somewhere for you. most places i worked at ive shagged a bird who worked there. a lot of them had partners too
have a meeting tomorrow where i have to bring my birth certificate but i have no idea where i've left the bloody thing
Emma Watson’s face when she accidentally poos all over your face instead of merely farting.
ktim
developed a wanking technique that lets me cum in less than 30 mins but i think its hurting my willy
fizzy raspberry mango peach grapefruit-ade
If it's chilled out i.e no interaction with the public then there's no shame in it lad.
Just do your shift and leave. That's what my life is like these days. Proper runt job with zero prestige, part time, pays the bills and no more. Doubtful that I will ever retire or indeed go back to working full time, just not arsed.
six thousand chicken vagitas please
They can't keep getting away with it lads
My pussy, my rules
any battyman or trannyman want to admit they would date chudjak in 2025? im waiting
i chuckled
as soon as i'm a lean 95kg, it's over for you lads.
chicken jockey
Housemate been watching the kardashian tv show for the entire year lads. Lazy old bitch does fuck all
definitely shaggable now, stupid cunt should've just waited a few years instead of doing the shooting and he would've shagged easy
Do you think he knows about chudjak? Like do you think he has mates that post him printouts from Anon Babble
nigga why are you housemates with an old woman
he looks the same just older and with long hair you're retarded
interesting how all the good posters went to crystal cafe and all the shit ones went to sharty
Indian-origin man arrested for allegedly smashing windows of Pakistan high commission in London
"Ankit Love, 41 (07.08.83) of no fixed address was charged"
Now how does a 41 year old immigrant have no fixed address?
Are these the people living in those illegally constructed shack dwellings at the bottoms of peoples gardens in Southall?
Don’t fucking know mate. She’s 50 and shaggable but she acts like she’s 25
rather funny seeing leftoids slowly start realising all the ZOG shit is completely true since the whole october 7 debacle
they probably like the notoriety and infamy they have for the first few weeks or months or whatever but after that once the realisation sets in they’re never getting out of prison it must feel horrible
1 whole rockmelon + 1 can of coconut milk blended together with a little sugar and lemon juice
fuck yes lads
Guthrie Govan iykyk
dunno there seems to be plenty of shit still here at this very moment
Always the most harmless looking cunts that have sleeves/tattoos these days. Probably has a dog as well
rocked your mum's melons last night mate
course I had to nip to the tiny paki corner shop for a vape in my minging clothes when 3 fit lasses where in
fuck off
the part about coconut milk also fits in to that joke, score
why the hostility
way she goes
Asylum seekers will be denied the right to stay in the UK if they have been convicted of sexual offences, the government has announced.
They weren't already being denied for that? What a fucking joke.
rorke flying one of those little single engine planes with a banner flapping behind that says "BILLIONS MUST FLY"
bed absolutely stinks of shit, but there are no poo stains anywhere.wtf
Bedroom absolutely pongs
Now then lads what BlackedRaw scene will it be tonight?
British culture
In the US our immigration agencies have decided that they should use their resources to pour over immigrant social media accounts to find traces of anti-semitism. I'm not joking. They can literally slaughter Americans or burn the American flag but if they said Israel sucks, they're getting deported.
your MUM HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAAAAHAHAJAHA
they're called farts mate
Why does trump love jews so much?
spaedo
what they just in the bedsheets forever? Fucking mong
Tea Review:
used fresh water (not left over water that was in the kettle)
1 teaspoon of sugar, and a splash of milk
let the teabag sit for about 2 minutes
Nice flavour. It's strong enough to allow the flavours of the tea to come through, yet the bit of milk and sugar has dulled the overly bitter overtones of it. Maybe a tad too weak, i would like a bit more of a punch from the teabag. Perhaps a longer brewing period is required. Or maybe no sugar.
Overall a 7/10.
It's your arsehole
Total and utter mystery that may not be known with it our lifetime.