/brit/

Overdosed edition

poo status?

I miss the guy who used to spam Jerkcity in Anon Babblemor threads.

dogshit gif yank new

That was me lls

French niggas be asking Grok on "_.com"

The letter itself isn't silent, stupid post

too angry and hateful to eat recently
guess i’ll just starve

I concur.

It's silent as it's written text and therefore makes no sound.

Error: Audio streams are not allowed.

you are so fucking boring

any particular reason gta 6 (the most anticipated video game of all time) is due out in literally a few months and they e released absolutely no information about it other than some shitty cgi trailer 18 months ago

Absolute state of British man.

i hate breakfastoil

I thought the protag is going to be a girl this time? That's handy considering there's millions more trannies since GTA 3 kicked off the popularity of the game.

gork is this true?

gork

because they don't need to communicate as much as the others

need perky boob yank gf in my country

gorke

just cried about something

I want to live in america

why

youtu.be/ZrS9vWPSQEU

Matt Stonie

want one of them colonial wraparound porch houses

youtube.com/watch?v=2a3nG57nFjg

Kari Lawler sex arse.

what is the appeal of watching this

How dare you

american culture is just worshipping crime

Me but my food challenge is eating 20 cocks in 10 minutes

That's a sharp and provocative statement — and it captures a real undercurrent in how American culture often glamorizes crime. In TV shows, movies, music, and even news coverage, there's a long history of romanticizing outlaws, gangsters, rebels, and antiheroes. Figures like Al Capone, Bonnie and Clyde, Scarface, Tony Soprano, and Walter White are just a few examples where criminals are not only central characters but also portrayed with charisma, complexity, and even admiration.

This tendency can reflect deeper themes: rebellion against authority, fascination with power, and the idea of "making it" by any means necessary. In a society that prizes individualism and success, even criminal success can be weirdly valorized.

Of course, that's not the only side of American culture — there’s also a strong thread of law-and-order values, moralistic storytelling, and a lot of media that portrays crime very negatively.

Having a jolly time teehee

Wait for it!

youtu.be/A7ZD1qyEokg?si=BVVeTTBEBtyoesc5

laying in bed for half an hour with my cats then its time for my first lifting session

toxo must be having a feast on your brain

poo
poo hast
poo hast mich

I love cha peachy tea

Another nice, sunny day while I go off to toil.

do negative emotions come from negative thoughts or do negative thoughts come from negative emotions

Inspiration for how to live life

whoa...

Good morning to my /brit/ friends

what are some communist groups i can join
has to be anti-troon

youtube.com/watch?v=5UFMj9wpqWw

you shouldn't go to uni unless you can afford to live on campus. because looking after yourself and making friends there will be more worthwhile than any of your classes or credentials

bonequest.com/search/?q=#pope

Does this nigga uses crack to wrote that shit comic script?

there should be more buffet breakfast

why do we have this for world food at dinner time but not breakfast time

everyone lives “on campus” in the uk cody

genuinely don't get how people find these jobs where they do nothing for 4 hours a day.
Every place I've worked has always been busy with an endless mountain of stuff going wrong.

no they dont. if you need to get even a 20 minute bus you will never be part of the uni experience. and especially not if you're still living with mum and dad

workers party of great britain with george galloway. they are anti woke and thinks it ruined the left. doesnt even like gay men

posted it twice in half an hour award

jk, get a public sector job, preferably civil service. we do nothing because we don't have to make money

buffet restaurants are for people with low iq

their literature on the war in ukraine is hilarious. it's like putin wrote the thing. they still call it a special military operation lol

If they're so stupid why are they getting the best prices on food

everyone lives in halls in first year and then in a shared student flat after
20 min bus to where? your lectures?
no one lives with their mum and dad

everyone lives in halls in first year

no they dont

back is killing me

well not literally everyone but that is fairly standard

any just like his father man in

Halls
Uni
Banter
Lash
Mates
Madri
Men's mental health

Attach a janny caricature instead.

not me and my parents should sent to to the gulag for it

no you won't get a lemon
at toyota of orange

Poo
Emma poo
Watson girl
Girl poo
Emma poo
Poo

they knew you were too much of a speccy runt to fit in

group project partner has sent me a literal novel and wants to meet up and do all sorts of stuff, and already finished 90% of the project... brother chill

I look like this

they gave me no chance and it will cost them in their old age. dignitas too good for them

He's gonna murder you lad don't do it

Your BMI is 27.4

Your BMI is in the overweight category.

Erm whoops

shame it isnt a qt girl you can just stare at while she organises all the notes for you

Poem I found on allpoetry last day :
THE RAT
There was a rat called Shelly
Who's breath was exceedingly smelly
He liked what was old and covered in mould
To satisfy the need of his belly

He loved to walk down the gutters
He enjoyed gnawing bark on the trees
The favourite bark he liked to eat
Were the ones where the dogs have wee's

He was always walking the pavements
Just looking for things he could lick
His favourite was when he found
A place where someone had been sick

He really was disgusting rooting through the grime
Anything that was rotting, old and smelly
Those were his very favourite treats
That dirty, disgusting rat called Shelly

this train will be cancelled due to a points failure

you mean it IS cancelled
morons
thats what they pay them 90k a year for

tried cocaine last week for the first time
had a small amount i guess but it’s basically like drinking 5 espressos
but it makes you twitchier and makes your nose and mouth feel weird
shite

no one lives with their mum and dad

here most people commute to uni, student housing is limited and its mostly full of turbo normies
rich chinese students rent local apartments

what is it about little cats and women that make them like living art you just want to look at all day

Play with her hair tell her she means everything to you. A love like this doesn't happen twice.

probably bum shite

Oh no, not normal people, how dreadful it would be to socialise with normal people

shut up virgin

/brit/ more like /fat/

better when you're drinking but still a waste of time. First time I took it i went from being so steaming I was almost unconscious to feeling wide awake within ten seconds.

can't wait for the new party corbyn is forming with the pro-gaza MPs

rorkes trans-planckian problem

Imagine Emma Watson utterly destroying a pair of panties like this.

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just popping down mr beast burger anyone want owt?

im having me breakfast mate

i was drinking. not obliterated but solidly drunk. made me talk shite a bit easier but i didn’t get the huge confidence boost people talk about

Yeah could I have beast feast please mate

can anyone pop round and make me brakfastr

One of each!

Literally want to fucking kill myseld today is going to be so horrible

okay what would you like

you tools you lose LOL!

have some luck o the irish

yippee!!!!!!!

egg

t. Spanish electrician

it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think

Off to court? x

what do you work as

spaino slipped on a banana peel in the dark and died on his tile floor

so called "smash burgers" are just an excuse for them to use less meat

suffocated under his own weight

have you ever been hated or discriminated against
i have

Today's my birthday lads

Tell me about it lid. Who discriminated against you?

when will the fish and chip revival take place

Starmer

Brits are all Ameriphobic bigots, not a fan

They're called crisps in the UK actually, you must be a tourist

True

When Nigerians starts spicing things up!

Business idea: fish-flavored chips

when you get a text saying “Your car has been photographs of parked wrong in violation of city code on 3/24. Please send back message with credit cards number plus expiration to pay the $200 fine and avoid the penalties.”

when they put more effort into it. like all british street food

how do i hire a black man to do crime on my enemies

The poo barmer

Congratulations.

Strategically place a gun perched on a windowsill aimed at where your enemy leaves their house, and then leave a trail of cocaine leading to the gun and leave fried Chicken grease on the trigger of the gun and the man will press the trigger with his tongue after snorting the cocaine

Might do the London marathon next year

don’t have a gun or cocaine

poo'ed myself in the shower
was going to hop on the train today but I might have to postpone
would rather not get caught short half-way to Bristol

Of yah it's Britain, you have to register scissors with the local constable to make sure you're not going to aloha ackbar with them.

Imagine being scared of normal people and trying to call other people virgins lmao

circumcised those britcuck fools

youtu.be/J7TEDeBliL0?si=keN-KG8IoWMYrmMV

Well lads? Are they?

we collecting those willy wrappers out here

cody using his m16 to fight the tyranny of 8th graders going to school

Got so horny yesterday I wanked to WMWF porn

blimey

savouring a poo

Going to turn everything around come May

You’ve been done by a yank

The only train I ride
Is the Crazy Train

bit gay

/gf2025/ already a write-off

in my smelly bedroom era

Going on a date with Finn5ter next week

whys this weird incel trying to argue with me lol

starting work for /gf2026/ then?

Laziness kills ambition.
Anger kills wisdom.
Fear kills dreams.
Ego kills growth.
Jealousy kills peace.
Doubt kills confidence.

Now read that right to left

You all used to laugh at her but who's laughing now, She lives in America now where we're accepting of transfolx

good luck getting a place
been applying for over a decade and never got a place

2+2=4
now read that right to left

not since orange hitler was made prom king mate
it’s curtains for troons

Guns kill people

Now read that from right to left

soon I'LL be the queen of summertime!

No problem, I'll pop down the marathon office and lay on my charm with the admin ladies

*clicks like and saves for later; won't read it ever again*

Elpoep likk snug?

The only marathons I run are to the fridgerator aha
I'm morbidly obese as well

still looking dicey, /gf2027/ might be on though

Just made another great post, truly on a mad one today aha

godspeed

so what's the skin-care and supplement routine, then?

still get a semi lob on from that finnster video of her sucking nob

its all a grift
pay 50 quid to double your chances
better putting 50 quid on the horses

I am a yank, who is posting in /brit/.

Only shower twice a month me
Been doing wonders for my skin

*pulls out bellend and waves it around*
Alri Alri Alri who is hungry

If they expect us to *pay* money to exercise they must be bonkers, simply mad that

whats that rank smell?

*wipes the bellend with honey and rattles the beehive*

*points to all the British people itt*

sir lewis owen

*shuts my mouth and runs away*

SeasideMark, he's got fish odor syndrome

*bums the nearest bee* COOOORRR

michael owen. Funny

manual labor toil is horrible, my legs and back and fingers are killing me, i've got a rash around by balls from all the chafing, and my skin is as red as a fire engine
going to resemble a piece of beef jerky with arthritis by the time i'm 40 at this rate

*surreptitiously closes my legs*

manual labor

FOY

ooh look, rayne wooney
top one!

it gets easier as your body gets used to it

you the lad that works with horses

TRNSMT organisers have been urged to drop the Belfast rap group Kneecap over footage from a 2023 gig that appeared to show a band member saying: "The only good Tory is a dead Tory. Kill your local MP."

Well lads?

rorke peeling and eating a mandarin

racismlad has died from a heroin overdose lads

very much like patrick bateman but ugly and poor and i smell like shit. don’t murder people though so i guess i’m better than him. maybe that’s the moral of the story

Leftypol sucking a cantonese

dadberg's been at my bloody jelly that I popped in the fridge last night
not even 9 and he's already eaten half the bloody stuff

FUCK OFF EVERYONE, JUST FUCK OFF

Every leper gets his day

playing skyrim again cause my pc's too shit for the new oblivion
feels like i'm just sat here jackin off while everyone else is out getting laid. it not right

applied for a job at greggs last night in a moment of weakness

anyone tried that new red bull zero? If so, is it any good?

only ever buy redbull as part of a meal deal because it's so expensive on its own. But you can often get one of the giant cans of normal or sugarfree redbull as part of a meal deal, making it financially viable

leftypol collecting all the left over orange to make pot pourri later

My rtx 3060 can handle the Oblivion remaster. How old is your GPU?

Just get the 59p essential ones from EuroMart

i’m not a leper
but i watched motorcycle diaries recently and the lepers on that leper colony have a better life than me
aside from having leprosy

first exercise session done did leg raises pull-ups curls and bench press

Been clogging up gpbergs phone line for months now every morning to try and get on ozempic. Don't care if anyone else needs to see him I am the priority.

When are you going to start gaining a clue?

throw in some kegels exercises while you're at it

yeah they're perfectly drinkable and I have, in the past, purchased a 6-pack of "blue bolt", another knock-off one

however there's no denying redbull have the most aesthetic cans. There's no way to look as cool when drinking the supermarket own-brand shite.

...nearly ten years old
never bothered upgrading cause i haven't been interested in most AAA shite for years (til now, of course)

not very applicable here mate

doing a poo and crying

Okay yeah yeah but what about the Beastathon

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Do Australians have national pride?

Might join Starmer's Islamic Police force

we've got the sydney mardi gras xx

CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

Whatever happened to Anon Babble being banned in Britain?

yeah ya rootin tootin drongo mayte
hate poms and yanks mate even though all our culture comes from them mayte
kangaroo burgers XD

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never seen a heron catch a fish

mdl, aisMDL x

current year

he isn't savouring the flavors and aromas of the 18th century

why would anyone agree to have their face and name in this article

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Sent those antipode freaks flying

comfiest YouTube channel out there. wish theyd do more non cooking vids

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The Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras or Sydney Mardi Gras is an event in Sydney, New South Wales

Disgusting. Perverting a Christian tradition with their perverse degeneracy.

looks like a sopranos character

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

there’s a fella i know getting out of jail and i know he holds a grudge against me and im very nervous about it

why does it look like hes the one thats just given birth?

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Couldnt pay me enough to tell the entire world I'm a cuck
What was going through his mind

Tell us all about it lad

miss sharty

methinks the yank doth protest too much

he got caught and i didn’t basically.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

been asked to do work at work. devastated

Sir Chicken Jockey

sitcom esque plotline

got a job interview today for the runtiest job in existence
real 60 iq shit
cant really complain after 30 years of sitting on my arse doing my fuck all
this is what it has all been leading too
life begins and ends now

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

so weak lads i could barely bench press two 20kg weights

*a beaver sees running water*
Well it's time to put a stop to all that nonsense

really fancy a wank but the medication makes it impossible to cum

there might be a shag in it somewhere for you. most places i worked at ive shagged a bird who worked there. a lot of them had partners too

have a meeting tomorrow where i have to bring my birth certificate but i have no idea where i've left the bloody thing

Emma Watson’s face when she accidentally poos all over your face instead of merely farting.

ktim
developed a wanking technique that lets me cum in less than 30 mins but i think its hurting my willy

fizzy raspberry mango peach grapefruit-ade

If it's chilled out i.e no interaction with the public then there's no shame in it lad.

Just do your shift and leave. That's what my life is like these days. Proper runt job with zero prestige, part time, pays the bills and no more. Doubtful that I will ever retire or indeed go back to working full time, just not arsed.

six thousand chicken vagitas please

They can't keep getting away with it lads

My pussy, my rules

any battyman or trannyman want to admit they would date chudjak in 2025? im waiting

i chuckled

as soon as i'm a lean 95kg, it's over for you lads.

chicken jockey

Housemate been watching the kardashian tv show for the entire year lads. Lazy old bitch does fuck all

definitely shaggable now, stupid cunt should've just waited a few years instead of doing the shooting and he would've shagged easy

Do you think he knows about chudjak? Like do you think he has mates that post him printouts from Anon Babble

nigga why are you housemates with an old woman

he looks the same just older and with long hair you're retarded

interesting how all the good posters went to crystal cafe and all the shit ones went to sharty

Indian-origin man arrested for allegedly smashing windows of Pakistan high commission in London

"Ankit Love, 41 (07.08.83) of no fixed address was charged"

Now how does a 41 year old immigrant have no fixed address?
Are these the people living in those illegally constructed shack dwellings at the bottoms of peoples gardens in Southall?

Don’t fucking know mate. She’s 50 and shaggable but she acts like she’s 25

rather funny seeing leftoids slowly start realising all the ZOG shit is completely true since the whole october 7 debacle

they probably like the notoriety and infamy they have for the first few weeks or months or whatever but after that once the realisation sets in they’re never getting out of prison it must feel horrible

1 whole rockmelon + 1 can of coconut milk blended together with a little sugar and lemon juice
fuck yes lads

Guthrie Govan iykyk

dunno there seems to be plenty of shit still here at this very moment

Always the most harmless looking cunts that have sleeves/tattoos these days. Probably has a dog as well

rocked your mum's melons last night mate

course I had to nip to the tiny paki corner shop for a vape in my minging clothes when 3 fit lasses where in

fuck off

the part about coconut milk also fits in to that joke, score

why the hostility

way she goes

Asylum seekers will be denied the right to stay in the UK if they have been convicted of sexual offences, the government has announced.

They weren't already being denied for that? What a fucking joke.

rorke flying one of those little single engine planes with a banner flapping behind that says "BILLIONS MUST FLY"

bed absolutely stinks of shit, but there are no poo stains anywhere.wtf

Bedroom absolutely pongs

Now then lads what BlackedRaw scene will it be tonight?

British culture

In the US our immigration agencies have decided that they should use their resources to pour over immigrant social media accounts to find traces of anti-semitism. I'm not joking. They can literally slaughter Americans or burn the American flag but if they said Israel sucks, they're getting deported.

your MUM HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAAAAHAHAJAHA

they're called farts mate