Overdosed edition
/brit/
poo status?
I miss the guy who used to spam Jerkcity in Anon Babblemor threads.
dogshit gif yank new
That was me lls
French niggas be asking Grok on "_.com"
The letter itself isn't silent, stupid post
too angry and hateful to eat recently
guess i’ll just starve
I concur.
It's silent as it's written text and therefore makes no sound.
Error: Audio streams are not allowed.
you are so fucking boring
any particular reason gta 6 (the most anticipated video game of all time) is due out in literally a few months and they e released absolutely no information about it other than some shitty cgi trailer 18 months ago
Absolute state of British man.
i hate breakfastoil
I thought the protag is going to be a girl this time? That's handy considering there's millions more trannies since GTA 3 kicked off the popularity of the game.
gork is this true?
gork
because they don't need to communicate as much as the others
need perky boob yank gf in my country
gorke
just cried about something
I want to live in america
why
Matt Stonie
want one of them colonial wraparound porch houses
Kari Lawler sex arse.
what is the appeal of watching this
How dare you
american culture is just worshipping crime
Me but my food challenge is eating 20 cocks in 10 minutes
That's a sharp and provocative statement — and it captures a real undercurrent in how American culture often glamorizes crime. In TV shows, movies, music, and even news coverage, there's a long history of romanticizing outlaws, gangsters, rebels, and antiheroes. Figures like Al Capone, Bonnie and Clyde, Scarface, Tony Soprano, and Walter White are just a few examples where criminals are not only central characters but also portrayed with charisma, complexity, and even admiration.
This tendency can reflect deeper themes: rebellion against authority, fascination with power, and the idea of "making it" by any means necessary. In a society that prizes individualism and success, even criminal success can be weirdly valorized.
Of course, that's not the only side of American culture — there’s also a strong thread of law-and-order values, moralistic storytelling, and a lot of media that portrays crime very negatively.
Having a jolly time teehee
Wait for it!
laying in bed for half an hour with my cats then its time for my first lifting session
toxo must be having a feast on your brain
poo
poo hast
poo hast mich
I love cha peachy tea
Another nice, sunny day while I go off to toil.
do negative emotions come from negative thoughts or do negative thoughts come from negative emotions
Inspiration for how to live life
whoa...
Good morning to my /brit/ friends
what are some communist groups i can join
has to be anti-troon
you shouldn't go to uni unless you can afford to live on campus. because looking after yourself and making friends there will be more worthwhile than any of your classes or credentials
Does this nigga uses crack to wrote that shit comic script?
there should be more buffet breakfast
why do we have this for world food at dinner time but not breakfast time
everyone lives “on campus” in the uk cody
genuinely don't get how people find these jobs where they do nothing for 4 hours a day.
Every place I've worked has always been busy with an endless mountain of stuff going wrong.
no they dont. if you need to get even a 20 minute bus you will never be part of the uni experience. and especially not if you're still living with mum and dad
workers party of great britain with george galloway. they are anti woke and thinks it ruined the left. doesnt even like gay men
posted it twice in half an hour award
jk, get a public sector job, preferably civil service. we do nothing because we don't have to make money
buffet restaurants are for people with low iq
their literature on the war in ukraine is hilarious. it's like putin wrote the thing. they still call it a special military operation lol
If they're so stupid why are they getting the best prices on food
everyone lives in halls in first year and then in a shared student flat after
20 min bus to where? your lectures?
no one lives with their mum and dad
everyone lives in halls in first year
no they dont
back is killing me
well not literally everyone but that is fairly standard
any just like his father man in
Halls
Uni
Banter
Lash
Mates
Madri
Men's mental health
Attach a janny caricature instead.
not me and my parents should sent to to the gulag for it
no you won't get a lemon
at toyota of orange
Poo
Emma poo
Watson girl
Girl poo
Emma poo
Poo
they knew you were too much of a speccy runt to fit in
group project partner has sent me a literal novel and wants to meet up and do all sorts of stuff, and already finished 90% of the project... brother chill
I look like this
they gave me no chance and it will cost them in their old age. dignitas too good for them
He's gonna murder you lad don't do it
Your BMI is 27.4
Your BMI is in the overweight category.
Erm whoops
shame it isnt a qt girl you can just stare at while she organises all the notes for you
Poem I found on allpoetry last day :
THE RAT
There was a rat called Shelly
Who's breath was exceedingly smelly
He liked what was old and covered in mould
To satisfy the need of his belly
He loved to walk down the gutters
He enjoyed gnawing bark on the trees
The favourite bark he liked to eat
Were the ones where the dogs have wee's
He was always walking the pavements
Just looking for things he could lick
His favourite was when he found
A place where someone had been sick
He really was disgusting rooting through the grime
Anything that was rotting, old and smelly
Those were his very favourite treats
That dirty, disgusting rat called Shelly
this train will be cancelled due to a points failure
you mean it IS cancelled
morons
thats what they pay them 90k a year for
tried cocaine last week for the first time
had a small amount i guess but it’s basically like drinking 5 espressos
but it makes you twitchier and makes your nose and mouth feel weird
shite
no one lives with their mum and dad
here most people commute to uni, student housing is limited and its mostly full of turbo normies
rich chinese students rent local apartments
what is it about little cats and women that make them like living art you just want to look at all day
Play with her hair tell her she means everything to you. A love like this doesn't happen twice.
probably bum shite
Oh no, not normal people, how dreadful it would be to socialise with normal people
shut up virgin
/brit/ more like /fat/
better when you're drinking but still a waste of time. First time I took it i went from being so steaming I was almost unconscious to feeling wide awake within ten seconds.
can't wait for the new party corbyn is forming with the pro-gaza MPs
rorkes trans-planckian problem
Imagine Emma Watson utterly destroying a pair of panties like this.
just popping down mr beast burger anyone want owt?
im having me breakfast mate
i was drinking. not obliterated but solidly drunk. made me talk shite a bit easier but i didn’t get the huge confidence boost people talk about
Yeah could I have beast feast please mate
can anyone pop round and make me brakfastr
One of each!
Literally want to fucking kill myseld today is going to be so horrible
okay what would you like
you tools you lose LOL!
have some luck o the irish
yippee!!!!!!!
egg
t. Spanish electrician
it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think it’s never as bad as you think
Off to court? x
what do you work as
spaino slipped on a banana peel in the dark and died on his tile floor
so called "smash burgers" are just an excuse for them to use less meat
suffocated under his own weight
have you ever been hated or discriminated against
i have
Today's my birthday lads
Tell me about it lid. Who discriminated against you?
when will the fish and chip revival take place
Starmer
Brits are all Ameriphobic bigots, not a fan
They're called crisps in the UK actually, you must be a tourist
True
When Nigerians starts spicing things up!
Business idea: fish-flavored chips
when you get a text saying “Your car has been photographs of parked wrong in violation of city code on 3/24. Please send back message with credit cards number plus expiration to pay the $200 fine and avoid the penalties.”
when they put more effort into it. like all british street food
how do i hire a black man to do crime on my enemies
The poo barmer
Congratulations.
Strategically place a gun perched on a windowsill aimed at where your enemy leaves their house, and then leave a trail of cocaine leading to the gun and leave fried Chicken grease on the trigger of the gun and the man will press the trigger with his tongue after snorting the cocaine
Might do the London marathon next year
don’t have a gun or cocaine
poo'ed myself in the shower
was going to hop on the train today but I might have to postpone
would rather not get caught short half-way to Bristol
Of yah it's Britain, you have to register scissors with the local constable to make sure you're not going to aloha ackbar with them.
Imagine being scared of normal people and trying to call other people virgins lmao
circumcised those britcuck fools
youtu.be
Well lads? Are they?
we collecting those willy wrappers out here
cody using his m16 to fight the tyranny of 8th graders going to school
Got so horny yesterday I wanked to WMWF porn
blimey
savouring a poo
Going to turn everything around come May
You’ve been done by a yank
The only train I ride
Is the Crazy Train
bit gay
/gf2025/ already a write-off
in my smelly bedroom era
Going on a date with Finn5ter next week
whys this weird incel trying to argue with me lol
starting work for /gf2026/ then?
Laziness kills ambition.
Anger kills wisdom.
Fear kills dreams.
Ego kills growth.
Jealousy kills peace.
Doubt kills confidence.
Now read that right to left
You all used to laugh at her but who's laughing now, She lives in America now where we're accepting of transfolx
good luck getting a place
been applying for over a decade and never got a place
2+2=4
now read that right to left
not since orange hitler was made prom king mate
it’s curtains for troons
Guns kill people
Now read that from right to left
soon I'LL be the queen of summertime!
No problem, I'll pop down the marathon office and lay on my charm with the admin ladies
*clicks like and saves for later; won't read it ever again*
Elpoep likk snug?
The only marathons I run are to the fridgerator aha
I'm morbidly obese as well
still looking dicey, /gf2027/ might be on though
Just made another great post, truly on a mad one today aha
godspeed
so what's the skin-care and supplement routine, then?
still get a semi lob on from that finnster video of her sucking nob
its all a grift
pay 50 quid to double your chances
better putting 50 quid on the horses
I am a yank, who is posting in /brit/.
Only shower twice a month me
Been doing wonders for my skin
*pulls out bellend and waves it around*
Alri Alri Alri who is hungry
If they expect us to *pay* money to exercise they must be bonkers, simply mad that
whats that rank smell?
*wipes the bellend with honey and rattles the beehive*
*points to all the British people itt*
sir lewis owen