are kaya edish
/brit/
poo smells lmao
Good thread. Upvoted.
SMELL THAT SHIT
dont know who that is so how can she be ares
uh we cant build houses because ..... reasons
settle down mike adriano
it's in the bayeux tapestry
bloody hell theres only like 10 left
I'm not denying it happened I'm saying you're nuts for saying balls of ice are divine portents
And how does this prove your theory that comets are 'divine portents'?
Few of the whites will be ethnic English either
put some clothes on your landlord's here for your mental health check-in
divine portent that
comets always coincide with world-changing events, it's established historical fact
mentally ill tenant
boot him out
rentoids once gain lose
young female social worker providing "mental health" check in would be lovely haha
We could get China to build a bunch of prefab houses but no one would want to live in them
sun is 400x the diameter of the moon
the sun's orbit is 400x that of the moon's
atheists will say this is coincidence
What world changing event happened in 1986?
US defends tariffs on remote island of penguins and seals
Not an atheist but the obvious counter-argument to this is that we're only here on this planet because conditions are as 'perfect' as they are, and any slight deviation would have made complex life impossible.
why doesnt the uk have more railways
the Red Sox famously lost the World Series due to the Curse of the Bambino
What percentage of daytime /brit/ posters would you say are unemployed? Has to be at least 80% I think
lol
and you'd say that god just put it there?
fucking get them paid or it's the day of the club
nobody likes those losers
my dad was born in 1986
russell banned
government wrecked the industry
leftypol thinks more government will fix them
read past a headline for once in your life
good fuck u
as long as they're aryan thats all that matters innit
you never watched skins?
So sensitive it’s unreal
One of the biggest bits of bullshit round Earthers push is about the moon. It “just so happens” to be the perfect distance away from the Earth that it appears the exact same size as the sun.
And it also “just so happens” to stabilise so you only see the same side of it, completely unchanged, forever and always
oh no is the swarthy welshman speaking his ugly troglodyte tongue how will i cope
Buswanker did a review back in the 60s that said to replace the less efficient lines with buses so they ripped up all the satellite lines but forgot to replace them with buses
Similar thing happened here around the same time
it's true tho
t. Welsh
yeah i watched your dads foreskin going up my japseye mate #donehim
could easily have been no moon or it was further away
and you'd say that god just put it there?
He put everything everywhere
Rorke getting sweaty palms having flashbacks to that rail replacement bus service between Cardiff and Newport where he got his fat arse handed to him
more tax revenue from roads and motorists than railways, it's literally that simple
English women love passionate Welsh bulls
If you say so
chernobyl
not a flat earther by the way just an astrologist
could easily have been no moon
And how do you think the lack of a moon would affect the conditions on Earth with regards to the formation of complex life?
muh god did dat
thanks for clearing that up
haha Rorke was such a benchod on that bus, oh my days
imagine being a grown man and thinking the shit in the bible actually happened
people always attack the symptom, never the cause.
head in the sand.
continue heading towards the iceberg.
When is that fat gammon NOT a bhenchod
43 sprays Habit Rouge Eau de Toilette, 1 on my neck, 42 on my ballsack
above my paygrade, but God knows best
you're welcome
misread that as hobbit rouge eau de tolkien
hobbit rouge eau de tolkien
spinning my fidget spinner
190's video won't load for me :(
Rorke popping a blood vessel straining on the bog
Despise the “working class”
Subhuman runt freaks
just done a kafkaesque poo
went round brother-in-lawstein's new houseberg for BBQtoil, he bought one of those yank style oil drum pit things and was well excited to show it off
9 peeps came, he provided one small tub of tesco potato salad, and one burger and one hot dog each how does somebody fuck up BBQtoil so badly
italian gf looms
Shouldn't have tried to pinch me chip, simple as
sex with the woman ay my gym build like alexis texas
who are you meant to be? lord lah-di-dah?
from the ouse of lordy dords?
alri
mmhmm she still wearing her uniform from her gherkin shift xx
seal wanker loves his seals
lovely weather for a 3PM walk de lads :)
any gamers in
mumberg wants me to help her do the plants and other garden toils
fucking boomer cunt next door keeps starting up the fucking mower/trimmer for 5 seconds then unplugging it
Is he just fucking bored? Dementia behaviour? Does my nut in cunts like that, how can the old cunt not be aware that there are other houses around him
vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm
maybe he's fixing it mate
Rorke’s mum getting a restraining order against him
yeah? well how about you fix this!!!
*whips out my willard*
meanwhile you loudly and furiously masturbating at 3am is just fine
Well that’s Rorke bodied yet again isnt it
done him howling roaring screaming screeching
uni is fun dont know why people hate it
just did several large poos into the toilet and it is now blocked
what a waste
massive debt for worthless piece of paper while your mates from school who went into trades are earning mad dosh and doing what they want
his parents don't pay for literally everything
sounds like poor people things
just remembered school runs to 18 now instead of 16 which means people in their last year of school are technically allowed to post here
shuddered at the thought
public schools are private
private schools are public
the UK is all messed up
half the people on here started posting at like 14 lad
You left school at 16?
Meanwhile you’re unemployed posting on /brit/ in the middle of a work day
this has been debunked
shit workout today team. Strength just wasn't there.
Still look pumped and fit in the mirror though so all good
massive debt
Scotchads get uni education for free off the English taxpayers dime
sipping a coffee
scottish uni costs one dime
Scotland has some of the best unis in the UK
Glasgow, Edinburgh, St Andrews and Aberdeen are all very decent and rated unis
paid for Royal Mail to deliver a card specifically today and looks like they haven't. Thanks Thatcher
how do they survive on such measly revenue
yeah but you have to live in scotland
scotland is based, trad and aryan
england is full of pakis and gay
More of a king of carrot flowers man myself
keep gettng that carl vernon on my youtube recommendations
i considered going to st andrews but it's so isolated and far away from everything
My degree was completely free. Scottish government paid for everything. Based Alex Salmond. Even had my MA paid for me as well.
about to have a gay wank to pictures of clothed women
Got my degree in information technology me
1/10th of the way through the working week lads
nice try heatherpaedophile
bit jealous how you guys go to uni in striaght up castles and cathedrals
i just did a little workout for the first time in ages just easing into it. always makes you feel better even if it's not a massive sesh
australians also live in a tropical paradises with massive gaffs and get 100k a year for being sparkies
swings and roundabouts
i had all my lessons in big 60s tower block things not the castles on the unis brochures
scotland is based, trad and aryan
imagine fighting years for your independence just to get a flood of migrants who will replace you in 50 years. it's gotta suck so hard for irish people too.
Went to uni in a smelly old boot me
get in *starts stroking*
90% of uni courses will be taught in grim brutalist buildings. Even at very old universities like Durham or York or Edinburgh the “nice” buildings they own you might only step foot in for your graduation ceremony.
this is daily mail propoganda and has been debunked by independent fact checkers
Corr Corr Corr
So glad I got to spend all morning sat in an office rather than outside enjoying this
bro she hit the wall so bad in gentleman
not harry potter girls bad but still
more more more
this is some american mindset shit.
bet you think we cast spells n stuff
on week 7 of uni and done maybe 10 - 15 hours work combined it might be over for real
Why are council houses like this?
Went to uni in a little grimy building off on an A road that looked like it was covered in tin foil
major black swan event unfolding in my vulgar incel lair bedroom
over yonder
Rorke slithering like a bhenchod through the little bit of parkland on the outskirts of his grim Northern town so he can take a picture of it to impress his Anon Babble friends.
t. paki surrounded by miles of decaying inner city brick terraces
simpcity is down
Hopefully for good
Enjoying nature? Erm that’s an evil weird incel white supremacist activity
some people are extremely brain-damaged. many such cases!
am i a weird aryan
unironically, 1984 explains this mentality in detail
about to make a rorke lunch
exposing this bad worse ever house
many people are saying this!
will i have to get a gf when they block the porno sites?
not with that brown egg you arent
qt irish redhead liked me on hinge, time to try and mask the fact that I'm a loser to her.
Fraid so mate
just get a chicken
Gary Eats with Mousey fan commentary audio over the top
no just put on a wig and have a wank to yourself in the mirror
heh
haha yeah i was just saying that to my mates (that i definitely have) after work (at the job i definitely have)
Its fun to pretend
That only works for so long
That’s Rorke done yet a bloody gain
i might not have any mates and may be a virgin but i do have a job therefore im not a loser
What do you do when people have got shit on you? Like they know things about you
are you saying that i would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, fuck it and go aah?
Wog
hey we should meet up il bring my friends you bring yours
Ahh sorry theyve all moved away suddenly
Pardon me
Been left with the dogs and they’re so fucking annoying
you dont need to kill it. you clearly haven't seen a chicken's arsehole
Jesus Christ is like a duracel charger for your soul battery.
wtf is going on in malaysia
this literally never happens
the only hope freaks like you have is to find a femcel who also has no mates
Who the fuck responds like that
schizos
yanks have to use the stove to boil water
Ok I will eat it!!
anyone have that catberg meme image where it's like "i understand what you're saying (doesn't understand what you're saying)"
Going through my Stoic phase.
yeh
No but it sounds great!
got this little guy. hope that helps
think thats a pop team epic manga meme image
ahh lads.
2006.
one amazing album.
where did it come from?
the last hurrah of british culture.
i'm so depresssed.
chelsea dagger was originally made as a goal song for celtic
bros out here writing haikus
Sell or hodl lads?
buy the dip
one amazing album
Pic unrelated
What are the Irish like?
wasnt rosie jones a gimmick on here years ago? now she's on telly? or am i confusing her with another spazz with her face
based shaggers
bro's out here in actual tears because we used to just spaff out all-time albums like this.
what the actual fuck has happened to our culture?
they've actually killed us lads. i can't believe this shit.
i'm so fucking sad. this was us.
We're seeing classic market manipulation on a global scale. Pile the fuck in.
2 different Rosie Jones'
One was a stunner and one was a spacker
Diego spammed images of the second one because she was on his beloved panel programmes all the time
This but drenge
shut it
Bet you’re doing it wrong
Diego pissed up at half one in the afternoon having a cry about albums he used to listen to in high school
yh
I'm talking about the spacker with the odd mouth area
wasn't she posted here pre-fame? or that was another one? I'm sure I remember the lads here posting this spastic looking woman that wasnt that famous at all
People never lie on the internet
Okay
back in my day they called them secondary schools
dude you had to hodl
thefake internet money number go down
but it ok
it go up
one day
then it stay up
make pixels on screen
and that good
itchy. tasty.
got nts on
thefake internet money number
You know what stocks are right? This isnt crypto
Dollar (or pound i suppose) Cost Average for a couple of decades
This isnt crypto
Ooooh taking on Anon Babble with this one pal. Tread carefully.
can you imagine how fucking grim it must be to be a teacher these days.
I think in Wales you can still finish at 16
yeah but you know who i feel for above all else
billionaires
My mums a primary school teacher and says only half of the kids are white British
The rest are either some kind of slav or darkie
leftypol reading this and getting sexually excited
you can just get a job at 16 and not do the school bit
Long holidays and good pension. Just dont say "good morning boys and girls"
Years and years ago, girls were far more humble, almost always smiling, warm and extremely approachable.
Today? Ugh.
might go sun my back
I have never met a girl who said "our friends should meet up".
This is teenagers mentality.
plunged that arsehole
i think you're missing the point. presumably due to severe autism
if you lads got the right amount of drunk you would all join me in tears
this is the fucking end of us, we have actually and unorincally been covertly genocided
what the fuck
we were good people doing good things
dont think theres a game for bigger speccy freaks as chess
Think about this multiple times a day
No I dont have severe autism because I actually talk to women in real life.
Never had them say "hey we should meet up il bring my friends you bring yours".
Most of them don't care actually, people either like you or they dont.
warhammer perhaps
no i dont understand hyperbole and its not because of my severe autism ok?!
Alri anon
it's the same here. maybe because years ago i didnt look like a gamer
who let the runts out
rorke rorke rorke rorke
and none of those women are gfs and never will be. of course they dont want to meet your friends. they dont care about you
sisterberg just sent me a meme about how trump should've been assassinated
defo not going to dignify that with a response
aaaaand.... ACTION!
never was good at chess me
owned people when played outside with friends but as soon as it's in front of the computer get ridiculously owned
Sure no problem, I hope the make believe issue that exists in your brain get figured out one day. Then you'll have sex.
Literally braindead mate, people dont care about any of this, how fucking old are you 14? Grow up.
hit her with a "grow up"
not an argument. actually have sex and get a gf (unlikely to ever happen) and then you'll find out.
state of you retarded incels commenting on things totally alien to you. stay in your lane, freak
never had an issue with women me
i cant talk to women because i have no friends!
incels can never stop making excuses for no sex lmao
Doubling down on the autism
Oh dear oh dear
I technically left when I was 15, last exam was before my 16th birthday.
you've never had sex or a gf mate because you think a women cares about you having friends or not. it's actual autistic behavior, last time i'm replying to you while you cover yourself in tears about a make believe issue.
n-n-no you
bye bye incel
Had women interested in me and even try to pursue me before but they stopped when they realised I'm a weird freak
had 4 coffees today
Nine-month-old Genevieve died from asphyxiation when she was tightly swaddled, strapped to a beanbag, and left unattended by a nursery worker for 90 minutes.
heard they did this because she had no friends
this is true
most women rather have their lad have little to no friend because then they get to keep him all for themselves
just dont be a general spazz and the lonely life is accepted by them
Car wouldn't start today and my dad had to drive me to work and will have to pick me up after its over.
Bet it was an African that done it
Nursery and daycare prices are crazy and basically mandatory nowdays
normal people care about a prospective romantic partner's social capital.
tbf girls definitely do like you taking an interest in her friends/her being introduced to your friends, anyone who thinks otherwise is either arguing in bad faith or has never had a (normal) woman
Seems like you might be finally getting the joke
no its not true anon. you have to make 6 figures, have a perfect hairline, hunter eyes, at least 6 friends you talk to daily, 4 hobbies you partake in and gym at least 7 days a week for 3 hours.
it's the only way to get a woman to at least look at you.
charlie
its just stupid incels commenting on things they have no experience of.
Thanks for the exciting update
just don't be a spastic and you can withheld basic informations about your life from them and they won't care
being seen well by her friend group is a totally different subject and it does oil things up but it's not necessary. again all this needs is a good first impression and you wont ever hear from them again
this has literally never happened to me past the age of 21, grow up.
Brazilian x british
you were saying, rorke?
i want to save my country
If it never happened to you then it cant have happened to anyone
How did you know?
find that very hard to believe sorry
just don't be a spastic and you can withheld basic informations about your life from them and they won't care
so if you dont lie, they will care?
Is rorke an actual poster or is it an insult you use whenever someone posts something you don't like?
one of my first acts as PM will be the codifying Physiognomy into law
I left at 16 and did nothing, no one ever checked to make sure
Handing out zoots laced with monkey dust to the homeless
The "prole" look
t. rorke
oh dear, looks like the incels are coming out in full force.
women in my experience prefer lads that aren’t complete loners
if you’re handsome and exciting otherwise she can overlook it but if you’re an autistic incel mong like 95% of posters here she’ll think you’re an adolescence incel creep
This is rorke. Do you get it now?
not my problem
just always keep mystery lad you don't want to be an open book because her lust for you will fizzle out
cant even imagine what kind of relationship you have if your gf isn't actively involved with your mates and their girlfriends, do you just hide her away? sounds unfathomably grim
never said it was mong boy
hao lin
of course a member of a highly social species wouldnt care if a potential mate from the same highly social species has an integral aspect of their existence missing
Celebrity Big Brother tonight so. We can watch that then go on Anon Babble to post about it
highly social species
Introverts have rights too. We just dont speak up...
you gotta remember these lads have never had sex or a gf.
they think if they just gush and lay out everything at the start they will suddenly be loved by them.
ah ok so just be cryptic and evasive for the entire relationship and she'll just not care. ok thanks for clearing that up
autists are the next stage of human evolution, we're adapting out of being highly social
i socialize internally with my ego, why would i need to communicate with anyone lower than me?
yeah mate glad to clear that up.
bet you tell girls on the first date you love them and buy them flowers lmao, we all know you dont though because you've never had a date.
or, just make some friends so you dont have to do all this weird fucking incel shit lmao
socialize
FOY
Mf
Just had a nightmare lads :-/