Tell me a joke from your country

because black isn't good to smell

That’s not funny, it’s just racist

both of our lives can be jokes, it isn't a competition

There once was a dog named glue, he fell and he glued (hit himself).

explanation:
The original version is "Había una vez un perro llamado pegamento, se cayó y se pegó". Pegó is past for pegar, which means both "to stick/glue or to hit/beat" so a comedic link between pegamento and pegar is created

okay

knock knock

who's there?

Tomas

Tomas who?

some tea please.

in spanish we say "que XXXX?" for knock knock jokes which in this case "que Tomas?" means "what are you drinking?"

do you know why the pope is white?

he isn't. he's italian

because if he was black, he would be called tutu

The translation is more like "because blacks aren't flowers to smell"

which US’ city do Singaporeans love the most?

Ok I am sorry

it’s ok

it's also personally very funny because one of my sisters ex-bfs made that joke once and Tomas was the name of the guy she cheated on him with so when he said that I interrupted and added the Tomas that cucked you.

Your picture is funnier than your joke (although maybe your joke would be funnier if I spoke Spanish)

Why did the mammoths go extinct? There were no pappoths.

Works better in Swedish, but kinda works in English too.

What is the difference between a woman, a lamppost and a bamboo?

which?

What?

has someone already said my life

I speak spanish and it was funny

Where do sharks learn to swim? In haj school.

Haj = shark. Maybe some people know it now thanks to IKEA. Works in German too.

The lamppost gives light up top, the woman gives light (of life) down below.

¿Qué dice un payaso prendido fuego?

AHHHHHHHSHGSGAGSGSGSG ME ESTOY QUEMANDO AHSGSGAGFAGSGSGSG!!! AYUUUUDAAAA!!!

Several

And the bamboo?

jajajaja

Stick it up your cu (asshole)

What do you call an American who asks for jokes from other countries?

Here's a joke that doesn't rely in racism or obscenity (and is greentext friendly!):

be grandpa

half blind, but still independent

boring afternoon

decide to visit the nearby mountain

'anon, i'm going to the mountain'

'ok, be careful'

pick up cane

get on the move

nearing the mountain

suddenly, a heavy fog comes by

taps with cane forward, but can't feel the ground

taps the cane behind, can't feel it either

taps left and right, nothing

decides the best move is to wait for the fog to pass

...

some hours pass by, and so the fog

inspect around, and to big surprise, the mountain is still ahead

then the issue surface

the cane was broken

I don't get it

Surely grandpa would have felt that the cane was broken due to it being lighter than usual owing to its parts missing?

retard

a gringo, an argentinian and a bolivian board a plane to skydive.
the gringo jumps, skydives a bit, opens a state of the art parachute and lands gracefully, shoots a couple of shots to the air to celebrate.
The argentinian jumps, skydives for a while, opens and old but reliable guerra de las malvina's era parachute and has a rough but stylish landing, flirts with the ladies around the landing area
The Bolivian jumps skydives for a bit but as the time to open a parachute comes and goes he crashes on muddy terrain without ever opening any parachute
Everyone runs to see what happened and finds him badly injured but still alive
"what happened man, you told us you had a paracaídas (parachute) ready for today, you're not wearing any"
"I brought these, he says, showing something he was clutching in his hand"
"Mentisan, para caídas, magulladuras, raspones, dolor de espalda, etc etc"
you could replace mentisan with vaporub but still this one relies on "paracaídas" (parachute) and "para caídas" (for injures related to falls)

smokes lets go

I only know clever wordplays that only work if you have intimate knowledge of the Finnish language. Sorry.

I have herd that majority of humor in lat america are just word puns. I wonder why.

La

I don't get it, y eso que hablo español

the jokes we commit to memory are usually jokes we can tell our family and stuff other jokes with friends and stuff are more situational, it's quite dorky to just tell memorized jokes to a group of friends

Two rappers are walking, one is wearing a cap, and the other one will also get some beatings.

no sentía nada al rededor y esperó que pase la niebla y pasa la niebla y no sentía nada al rededor porque su bastón estaba roto
es uno de esos chistes que le ríes a un sobrinito pero si te lo cuenta un adulto le preguntas