AND FUCKING THAT'S FUCKING ALRIGHT edish
/brit/
nth for the gyaldem
*starts punching fuck out your nose*
you're a 44 year old alcoholic
Reading some stoic philosophy to get me through hard times
unironically tried cuckolding once
hmmm yes quite pungent my dear
He's right, though, what are we going to buy that's British?
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair. "
They pushed for this shit now they have to eat it.
Get me the fuck out of this country.
might do a random act of kindness for a stranger tomorrow
not donating to any charity though, those canvassers have annoyed me too much
got autism ain't i
there's an article on wikipedia about nazi ufos of all things omdzzzzzz
en.wikipedia.org
I'm 47, lad and also, am Judge Dredd.
Notification popped up right after I posted this image lool
do you have any grandkids yet?
doing a gay porn dance
Need them to abduct me ASAP
how'd it go?
writing a gay porn ballad
these girls are aging, badly
*gets on the radio to /brit/ command*
be advised, we're oscar mike, over
EW will be logging in shortly x
reading Anon Babble
he didnt buy the dip
lol, lmao even
sucking a gay porn golf ball
this is literally, LITERALLY a pump and dump
sir tip creamer
was alright
the fetish died for me that night though. was a girl i didn’t feel too strongly for and she wanted to have a threesome while i wanted to hook up with another girl so i fucked the other girl, coomed, and then watched the other girl plow my gf with a strapon. wasn’t amazing but i did like having her eat my ass while my gf sucked my cock
this is literally, LITERALLY a pump and dump
strange, that doesn't look like your mum!
Same. Relationship never worked out but I think that's why I didn't mind trying it cause I knew it'd fail. Still wank over it sometimes
Sir Delivery Driver
reading 4bans
*slips under your straight*
*uppercuts but misses your non-existent chin*
*backs up and create distance*
*throws jabs and while circling the ring*
trump is just showing us how ridiculous the stock market is
trying this game called rimworld
can make your own religion
can make it so drugs are good
alcohol is rightfully considered a drug
It's got the Canslad approval
Mid-30s
Married
2 kids
Semi-lucrative career
Still goon to femdom/feminisation/regression content
I went to Paris. I was there for a blow job and your mother was working the bon bon concession at the eifful tower
Seek God
The anti-pornography sentiment these days is very cringe, peasantish, and reeks of Christcuck morality.
Porn and nude expression is part of a healthy, virile, expanding Aryan society.
Er that’s not cuckolding
It's literally over.
Browsed 2 of those threads yesterday
imagine being one of the red squares
grim
we're so back (until tomorrow when it goes tits up again)
Consider donating that money to a charity instead
was just thinking about the straight line one earlier, assumed it was some kind of code of honour to just stand there and take turns firing muskets at each other
cheeky bit of wanking to big titty lezzers lezzing out is fine
this shit is bad
elon musk made 100 billion today and I'm sat in my smelly bedroom doing nothing
2 days ago*
does 4 chan support trumps blatant market manipulation tactics
2 kids
semi-lucrative career
How much do you make a year, lad?
i thought it was watching my gf get fucked by someone else no?
When the number go down = no
When the number go up = yes
My retirement plan is to save up enough money for a highly advanced robot which will commit thievery crimes for me, thereby giving me a consistent source of income into my elderly years
Yh by a bloke, whilst you’re humiliated for it
yes
the stock market is a jewish ponzi scheme
No! I don’t want to go to Paris and I don’t want to see the awful tower!
7km runtoil done
lovely in the evening sunshine
15k steps today
drinking beer while pooing
yes and you’re unironically gay if you care about shit like “fairness” or “democracy”
big fan of amateur porn and solo DIY content a la onlyfans etc but hate stuff from the big studios, it's always some grim shit like stepmother porn or interracial grot and the bloke just goes to absolutely drilling the shit out of the bird and normally does anal too
it's grim and totally unlike what actual pleasant sex is like but virgins and gooners wouldn't know that I suppose, the absolute best porn is filmed in someone's bedroom and features a loving couple having a good romp and enjoying it
I'm not telling
700 steps today me
why do you support Jewish ponzi schemes anon
married
2 kids
the tower is like 3 hours of queuing and then you get to the top and can't see anything because there's 4000 Chinese in the way
wrong-again award lol
why is they so desperate to take him down? legit turning normies maga cos of the psyops weekly
le day 1 dictator!
whoops sorry for the stolen valor friend
don't know how to buy a stock, don't know what a stock is
Feeling blackpilled and furious
careful lad don't want to overdo it
For me it's women talking to me like I'm a child and encouraging me to wank
because more people are becoming aware that the stock market is completely fake
actual sex porn is so bait
are you meant to self insert or what
seems so gay and cucked
no, winning a battle took precedence over any "code of honour"
it was actually quite effective against enemy armies, whenever american irregulars engaged british armies in direct battle in the early american revolution they got slaughtered
the trick they quickly learned was to not engage them in open battle, which was an innovative and effective counter
I support Trump's appearing to actually back his election promise to his base in attempting to restore US manufacturing
wonder if he still lives in that trailer next to the spacex facility
why do you support wealth transfer to billionaires anon, why do you support illegality?
It's alri got a munchybox on the way to refuel
gay porn snack pack
99 BBCs on the walk , 99 BBCs!
Take one in, give it a spin, 98 BBCs on the wall!
KTIM
ftse pump wen
tariffs already delayed. its over
this is the post
so you're saying yanks pioneered gorilla warfare?
but why you support it if it's fake?
I support Trump's appearing to actually back his election promise to his base in attempting to restore US manufacturing
but he didn't, he just rolled it all back once his billionaire donors bought the dip
don't feel it sorry mate
crazy how this literally never happens irl
riding along in my automobile
my baby beside me at the wheel
Why didn't we win the war?
I never said I support it did I
I said I support the exposure that it's all just smoke and mirrors
dork
I will move to America.
I will live in the suburbs.
I will have a white wife.
I will have a massive blonde family.
I will exercise the 2nd Amendment.
I will drive a big car.
I will support Trumpism.
forgot your pic, monglad
hiding genitals with common objects in the foreground was very big in 2000s
you sound bent
Want Emma Watson to take a dump in my mouth.
drink that
mainstream porn is reaching a point of pure obscenity now, there's an entire generation of gooners who can't even get hard unless there's giant cocks in every orifice while the girl acts like she's in a hentai
wasnt that pioneered by gorillas
Other way around
OnlyFans is cringe and should be banned
Any decent porn site like WowGirls is better
25% Rhienmetall
25% BAE Systems
25% Rolls Royce
25% Saab
Up 0.8% today RBRSisters. Two greens in a row.
next time I will buy the dip and use that money to find a gal to strap my gal
fell for it again award
sorry we don't have any Stella glasses do you want it in a Carling glass?
what's your response
I never said I support it did I
you.did though, here >yes
hate people who drive big cars like ford raptors and that
ALWAYS tailgate, ALWAYS drive too close to the centre line, ALWAYS trying to intimidate you, plus their vehicles are guzzling machines which makes them partially responsible for fuel prices
absolute wankers the lot of them, should all be killed and their bodies displayed on crucifixes along the highway like the romans used to do
why didn't I buy the dip
I'm financially ruined
Anon Babble will be next
poo
should have bought the dip
who the fuck orders Stella
well played drumpf well bloody played, now we know China are bad
I said that I support trump's actions exposing that it's merely a jewish ponzi scheme
either through planning or ignorance
do we?
buy high
sell low
okay yeah that’s fine
All in with you brother
line infantry worked because firearms were so inaccurate that a single infantryman could never hope to hit an independently chosen target
the only way for musketfire to be effective was to put a lot of it in the same direction at the same time
the development of rifles, especially breechloaders, is what killed the whole thing (literally)
it developed with varying levels of sophistication and success anywhere there was resistance to european colonialism
eventually the yanks trained their own regular armies to fight supplemented by the militias
they were on the other side of the world making resupplying and reinforcing armies extremely cumbersome
the distance also meant reports had to travel across the atlantic to whitehall, where the government would decide on the course, and send their orders back across the atlantic. while this was happening other reports from other commanders (with their own spin trying to make themselves look better) might come in, and the governments decisions might change based on the new information
basically it was just a logistical clusterfuck to command a real war against a competent enemy that far away back then
we NEED more plastic shit from china
exposing that it's merely a jewish ponzi scheme
you mean making his billionionaire donors even more billions
I say nothing and just stand up and walk out
newfag
Chinabros....
what would you do if your parents found your femboy/tranny porn
yes that's exactly what I mean
I don't know why you're so confused about what I'm saying
HEY!
leave the billionaire alone... or else...
china calls trumps bluff
Haha based trump
What is going on with these fucking post timers I've had to redo it 2 times on the bounce and I've not even left the thread, absolute madness
The suburbs are not white lad, I lived in them my entire and they have blacks, Mexicans, Asians, etc
can't believe Anon Babble is closing in on the 1B get
what does america export to china exactly?
well it's pretty confusing saying he's exposing something when he's actually just transferring billions of dollars to his donors
why didn't I buy the dick
I'm anally ruined
why is cortana so much sexier in halo 4 than the other halos haha x
Lads, I'll be honest.
The way Belle Delphine smashed that macbook with a hammer? I'd love to do it to her face then give her a good mouth shagging
The Art of the Deal Big T does it again
Any RBRSisters in tonight?
isn't that the same thing
I didn't say that he's exposing it knowingly
burgers
Buy the dip lads
isn't that the same thing
no, it's not at all
*dies from cringe*
the developers understood their target audience
Race isn't till Sunday mate
Master Chief was a sleep so long she had to pop a tit or two to wake him up
moving to america, for aesthetic purposes
so uh that economy hey lads!?
How do we compete with black men in terms of sex
Lost my edible on the walk home. Sign from God methinks
yes it is
people are more aware now that the stock market it just a big sham
anybody could have bought the same stocks that billionaires did at the beginning of the week and become rich today when it pumped
it was obvious what trump was doing
got the binaural relaxing tones on
*steals your shoes and wallet*
OK Australia
thought I had a lot of money but it's not really a lot of money
anybody could have bought the same stocks that billionaires did at the beginning of the week and become rich today when it pumped
fuck yeah I meant to do that but forgot, was going to put 3 billion in to the s&
cretin
a poo is imminent
I don't understand trade wars, what happened?
called the golden gate bridge
is kind of orangey red
what did the yanks mean by this?
enjoyed this post
£1000 Nissan Micra
do they take £300? i will get a credit card
ye x
amd amx
Police raided the Jin Gu restaurant, in the city’s Usera district, late last month, finding a pair of plucked pigeons in a cockroach-infested secret storage room alongside bags of dubious looking meat and sea creatures protected under Spanish law.
Officers said they believed the birds had been grabbed from the streets and killed in the restaurant kitchen, with the owner, who was arrested, intending to pass them off as the traditional Chinese delicacy.
ho lee fuk
halo 2 is peak cortana
scratching my cock by sticking it into an ant hill
I never said that you could have become a billionaire did I
but you could have made a lot of money this week if you knew about jewish tricks
trump even pumped it when the market was open to make it easier for you
I see, hindsight do you think Britain should've dedicated to winning the war or prior appeasement?
I have an interest in reading up the on the Yank revolution but I fear they'll be bias and honestly seething from my own part which I don't want to experience. I already struggle consuming late byzantine and turkish history despite being fond off them steppe horde fellas in general
pigeon cooked in gutter oil, please mr chang
So trump pissed off all his allies, got Europe and Canada to turn towards china, china Japan and South Korea working on a free trade agreement, cause another recession, destroyed all trust in countries confidence in America...all so he could manipulate the market so he can buy the dip
Great, just great. Based even. Take that libtards
keep getting called a loser in online games when I start raging
don't ever reply to me again
wrong. im a 33 year old drug addict.
Thoughts on my dinner? Bit on the right is lamb ribs
Anyway lads, decided to stop this whole online university shite
I don't like it
Canslad is going to stick to screaming at head of finance to stop fucking clicking on links he gets to his personal email and wondering why the fuck his account gets locked every 15 minutes
did they name that after your penis haha
My wife used to have a kino thigh gap before she got chubby rreee
Rightoids cheering for the secret police snatching up critics of Zionist influence on the grounds that they are Muslims are just like the morons who supported Bush and the Patriot Act for the same reason. It didn't take long for Patriot Act powers to be used against whites and right wingers, as we saw during the first Trump administration and under Biden. Does anyone here dispute that the ADL, which is handling Trump's crackdown, would love to use these powers against white political dissidents as well? When DHS agents take you to Guantonomo for your "hate speech" under thus precedent you can cope like an impotent goy stooge about the 3 Middle Eastern ph.d.s deported from 80% non-white NYC being a "win."
ibuprofen and aspartame down the hatch...intoxicating
America...all so he could manipulate the market so he can buy the dip
his donors anon, that's how it works
was driving around the suburbs yesterday and saw a girl casually walking by in a bikini and nothing else, not even shoes, and she was nowhere near the beach
almost crashed my car looking at her bum
Zoomers grew up on a steady supply of trolling content and "tikTok"
this job market is UNREAL lads
White couple spotted on an advert, this is not a drill, white couple on an advert
no thats the big ben mate. ewge.
cause my cock is huuge!!
Their mouths move funny, like they're speaking some barbaric language
All week I've been hearing about how trump is a retard but now he's backtracked because what he was doing was retarded, the rhetoric is le 5D Chess all along
how?
nothing is stopping you from buying stocks
noo i saw it bud it’s nissan micra haha
big ben is mine haha cause mine is gigantic you know like it’s a landmark
used to have a well-known news reporter in australia called harry potter back in the 90s and early 00s
wonder what happened to him
Sir Trevor Phillips
utv fuck paris french cunts
corr, phwoar, etc.
75 deals made
Tariffs still in place just 10% now
China raped with 125% for not making a deal
8D chess
THE ART OF THE DEAL
phwor, cor, etc
voldemort got him
thinking about the time i told my mate his sister was "top-shelf cooch"
can't tell if he has forgiven me for that or even remembers, he is quite the reticent type and i daren't broach the subject
trump is going to bankrupt china
CORR
don't think he can do that
he can and he will
Imagine thinking this
months investment: 5 packs of benadryl. i want to buy things that last until i get more money so i can have those things
used a jetpack to get up here once
use to think paris was in england and that england was all of europe as a child
corrrrrrr fucking 'ell
*unzips dick*
there were many opportunities for the war to have been averted peacefully and america to have remained a colony
it does seem like a better outcome (for us), but with the benefit of hindsight losing the war meant britain had to focus it's efforts elsewhere, which led to the real british empire getting started.
changing something that big in history would probably have unintended consequences. for example keeping hold of america might have upset the european balance of power and caused a strong continental alliance against us
if you're a lawyer and your client is 100% guilty and did something like gangrape of children, how the fuck can you defend him knowing that he's a piece of shit
is it for the money?
the american education system at work
already told you to stop replying to me you thick as mince cunt
don't think the chinese will elect him for the chairman
Harry Potter (20 July 1941 – 8 May 2014)[1] was an Australian journalist, television reporter and presenter. A veteran police and crime reporter whose career spanned more than fifty years, Potter first joined Ten Eyewitness News, a nightly news show on Network Ten, in 1978.[2][3] In 2013, Harry Potter became the first recipient of the Lifetime Achievement award at the Kennedy Awards.[2][3][4][5]
Potter was diagnosed with cancer in the early 2000s.[2] He died from cancer on 8 May 2014, at the age of 72.[2] He was survived by his wife, journalist Katrina Lee, and four children – Tim, Nick, Elisa and Jack.[2]
:(
I'm the smartest man in this thread
arse and fanny oh yes oh yes
reckon if you put a spoon in the microwave actually it will bounce the waves back like water. then you could direct it at something with it on its side pointed at the thing to concetrate microwaves
lawyers being pieces of shit has been a stereotype for many centuries now lad
your client is 100% guilty
how do you know without a fair trial?
The US has no allies. If your country runs towards relying more and more on China then it's run by retards. The Japan and SK shit isn't happening you stupid ass.
Now import more third worlders even though you left the EU in order to prevent that.
we all watching the men kick the ball then yeah
Tariffs paused for "non-retaliating" countries
Turns out wet blanket Keir isn't such a wet blanket after all
Because the law is the law and people need defending.
is it for the money?
yeah
a poor person accused of such things might have a hard time finding a lawyer though, most of them would prefer not to be associated with that if possible
get the footy on
need a wank now
they should put me in charge youre all thick fucking clompers compared to me id have us on the moon by now
he'll probably drop the tariff on china in a week, he's just fucking around
Tomorrow when Spurs play yeah COYS
because he admitted to the lawyer that he did it
shes MY gf
yer
sniping npcs and causing traffic mayhem hehe
mad how british newspapers used to feature 16 year old girls with their tits out
Sir Wet Blanket
Only reason to watch yellowjackerts
PSG kino inbound
Is there anything more cuckolded then watching sports? Fat middle aged boomers and young fit white women gather round in what is essentially a negro worship festival
there are no easter eggs up there
go away
most lawyers do really banal stuff, the murder defense and such is a small part of it
phoar!?!?!?!?
och aye thats a lot of blacks
lot of blacks on the pitch
darkies as we called them back in the good old days
lot of darkies on the pitch
stop thinking about blacks you fucking weirdo
Same
that's quite an arse
and that proves that they did it 100%?
sell mboop
become good guys
win ucl
How do I find a fun woman that isn't a whore
eating big logs of poo straight from the bfs hairy arsehole
I'm horny
sex sex furry tail
yeah
Wasn't it only two?
One in the 90s and one in the 00s that led to Page 3 being removed?
u cant
why are anti-sport mongs so obsessed with black people?
they do exist but most of them are already snapped up in long term relationships
can't do that anymore
because of woke
fuck me the psg fans sit about half a mile away from the pitch they might as well sit at home eating onions from their neck chains
mousey frisky :x
go to gay clubs
Get yourselves sorted. Now. Final warning.
toilfu briefly hugged my arm today
fuck off leaf
Due.
To.
Woke.
three words:
linsey dawn mckenzie
If only that black retard nigger dembele could finish
porn
*flies through the thread at 10000000000 mph*
Get in
Yeah, IM the one obsessed. Not the white men in their 40s and 50s who would get on their knees to suck a black dick if they saw their favorite football player in public
On it
make the new you bent boring bastard im turtleheading a belter of a post
weirdo
kvaradinho
Done em
recieving a horsees seed
get it made
where’s the blackshagging new?!
horses
here we are...
the last ever /brit/
Good.
that lawyer has a moral duty to defend their client as best they can to ensure there aren't any future what ifs or appeals based on things they missed in the defence.