/brit/

She's a bad psych, a real bad lady edition

The fact tropical climates exist fills me with unease. A few billion crawling around in uncomfortable humid jungles

that psychopath wasnt scared (they are psychopaths (based))

wank toil completed

mental how, on one hand, this is literaly 1971 and because she went against the status quo she was punished, but on the other the world would be better off without psychologists so its pretty mental yeah

one of us died and it did fuck me up a bit

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2 50mg trozadone tablets down the hatch

is that mickey flanagan

bad bunny (sexx)

it's enzo, an /fr/ legend

rapidly losing it to the point I'm afraid to go outside

donate the mental ward lobotomized people as body pillows to the nice mental ward patients

fuck me, "was"
lad genuinely died of brain cancer

drank like 2 litres of milk and I can't stop shitting myself
tummy is a washing machine on full speed and I'm doing the nastiest farts ever

are you per chance of the lactose intolerant persuasion?

They keep ragging on Destiny but to this day he has never lost a debate.

asmorath is hot

dinner’s served, lads

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Why is he so angry and aggressive even if he's not even in a debate and just being calmly interviewed?

if we could pick up cans for like £0.25 a can or whatever in this country i would go get money

is that bread even toasted you degenerate nasty ass creature

turns out the gyaldem are WHORE DYKES

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that post wasnt me :3

any dead brown babies in gaza today?

fake image
they do way more than that at sleepovers too (saw it on a wojack comic)
sex sex

you been playing yakuza lad

not talking about anyone specific obviouly but need gf

women like this are nice to look at but have a million and 1 issues, mostly mental and emotional
the sex doesn't even make up for it, because they're always shit in bed too
get them off of my screen

no just a couple of lines, 30 cans and a bockle or three of whisky

played the judgement games, better than yakuza

my judgement is that you're gay lol

played the game of irl
failed in character creation
never even made it to the tutorial

they killed like 6 or 8 muslim medics and buried them in a mass grave

so what if i was? *kisses you tenderly*

Should we graduate this kid from prop logic 101 or do you think it'll be too hard on him

not comfortable with this making me feel ill at ease

haha, got you!

There are 1.9 million people displaced from their homes in Gaza.

Indiscriminate attacks are being carried out on civilians and health workers.
There is no safe place for children, civilians or health workers in the Gaza Strip.
it's fucking go dude
finish them!
woop woop

this isn't hasan's stream

you did you got me... you got me... you got me... *keeps mumbling softly, walking off, clearly shaken and disturbed*

Not my problem

Lost Judgement is the best game in the series imho

bombing civilians is ok because there was a single bad guy among them o algo.

A Palestinian man sustained injuries and bruises on Sunday evening after being severely beaten by Israeli forces in the town of Nahalin, west of Bethlehem.

lol

t'was a good bit, want to get a drink sometime *tries to appear casual*?

teacher man was right

desu israel doont us all a favour

heathermong up at 3am on a monday morning pretending to be a jewish supremacist is he

Tattle.life posters make kiwifarms and incels forum posters look normal

makes it easier to jump the barriers

Just found out there’s a Mormon church round my ends

Its called a temple

jehovas witness one like 5 minute walk from my house
pain in the arse
those mfs way to polite and friendly it creeps me the fuck out dude

give me a gun

I stand with the Morecambe Bay Chinese community

very interested in the mormon religion
very schizo but kino

also read about the FLDS and Warren Jeffs

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Sir Joseph Smith

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ill get the next cute gf i see

There's a good biography about Joseph Smith called "no man knows my history" very interesting history

According to this guy Jesus lived in the same city im living in rn

Why were Xtians so butthurt about his polygamy thing? I mean Moslems practised it too and so did their Biblical monarchs.

genuinely, genuinely very mental

They only gave up polygamy so Utah could be admitted as a state

Now concerning the matters about which you wrote: "It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman." But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband. The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband. For the wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. Likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does. Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

1 Corinthians 7:1-7

You two are sad cunts who obsessively post the same unfunny weird things non-stop. Annoying weird freaks who don't deserve to live

dude had 47 wives dog

I’m a red blooded American from McSkullfucker County Georgia

you don't get it

Soogs lasted 1 min before bursting out laughing and ending the scene

Nat and Kait's lez off was much hotter

It's mental illness, what's not to get

>He returned home with a heavy object wrapped in a frock, which he then put in a box. He allowed others to heft the box but said that the angel had forbidden him to show the plates to anyone until they had been translated from their original "reformed Egyptian" language.

Smith dictated the text of the plates while a scribe wrote down the words which would later become the Book of Mormon.

Eyewitnesses to the process said Smith translated the plates, not by looking directly at them, but by looking through a transparent seer stone in the bottom of his hat.

After the translation was complete, Smith said that he returned the plates to the angel Moroni; thus, they could not be re-examined.

taking the mick a bit wasn't he

order McDonald's Minecraft meal off just eat

no toy

want to complain

there's no option to protest

To get The refund for the fraudulent deal I'd have to lie and say my fries weren't delivered... Not comfortable with being snide but I can't let maccas mug me off more than they have already

The only difference between assessment onto the path of mental health, and taking it up the chute is the amount of space.

Canada means wanking

prove it

It's an old Algonquin word meaning "To beat something like money is owed."

bsaed

Might move to Rhode Island, anyone live there ?

babies under 2 shouldnt have sugar

OK this makes sense

they do not require sugar for their needs

yeah

there is risk of tooth decay

:(

google says "72 hours" for how long to "pump and dump" breastmilk when doing cocaine and breastfeeding

3 days sounds right but at the same time i think the 3 days is at the beginning of pregnancy and the body doing that before it gets started

watched the whole video on single mom facebook groups now
it was a YouTube video, but you should give Facebook another try. its actually pretty good but that (video on the) group was trashy

first time single mother here
gonna give birth unassisted, at home. no drugs because they are unnatural
its like the amish - they dont take rules from THE MAN either
fuck the system

settle down mousey

settle down

mental how it was him who wasnt gay and not bernando cumbstersnootch

i need 40 dollars

baby gender reveal but drinking 10 pints of milk

and something with the food colors or something

For what

because im poor

click it

virus

I'm not human

7 pints in and I've got work in 6 hours

good lad

Toby :)))
Not seen you in ages lad how you keeping?

In the 2005 film 'Things to Do Before You're 30', there's a joke where one of the characters says to his homosexual friend, 'Why didn't you tell me you were gay? You told me you were black'. I still chuckle at that one all these years later. So silly, yet so witty.

F

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i need a mummy-helper (im a little boy)

D'YA LIKE MAH TITS

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mummy

morning lads, woke up half an hour ago

omdssss bruh another BAD PSYCH edition

bruh nahhh

thats cute though
getting a kid for your kid while you work from home

tried one of those microwave burgers earlier
now can't go to bed because i've got the shits ffs

can’t, got to leave in about an hour

cody barfed all over the place after his nuke burger

not a fan of them honestly

The bad psych OPs? I know

Brandson beans? thats for povvos...

Why should i give a shit about a therapist who told podcast listeners to shun their families

how old this list? chris brown haven’t been that for some time now

My naive arse letting the ghouls into Tenpenny Tower. What did I think was going to happen?!

no we all get it believe me

people on those facebook groups give away free cars
not even a car you cant drive. you wouldnt give a away a car

what does it feel good to have your balls pulled?

*nukes megatroon*

need to visit the military comissariat this week to give them a certain paper

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners

Its crazy how detached from reality redditors are kek

give an example

what paper

my last remaining friends officially turned their backs on me yesterday, i am now well and truly alone

Need Emma Watson to stomp on my ballsack.

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ktim like 2 years ago

last time i talked with an irl friend was 8 years ago, last online friends were 3 years ago.
i used to think you can get used to the loneliness but you reach a point where it just hits you like a brick when you're lying in bed late at night.

I think I am on the arc where I need to find a wife soon or I will be alone forever

an extract from the population register confirming that my mom is alive so that my conscription deferment to care for her remains valid

Ate mcdonalds once today, I really want to go again though.
It can be justified since I got water instead of soda with my meal right?

worst AI generated webm i've seen yet

ASMR videos make me mad any time I watch them

good lad

last time I ate mcdonald it made me ill :(

furry shaedmans of gay

you wouldn't get it

Room mates mom is visioting from across the country so she is staying with us
It was alright for a week or so but they are both constantly in the kitchen and living room its literally driving me fucking crazy

Russia is awesome

apparently the world is on the brink of ruin.

Its crazy how you can tell the little people flagrant lies and they believe it at face value and get extremely emotionally stirred up about it
I do now understand why people in positions of power have a distain for the little people, they are unironically retarded as fuck kek

we are making america great again.

time to give them a bit of this

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Is "bad psych" a reference to something except that story?

he thinks it sounds like a song lyric or something, in the hope that his ideas will spread across the internet
he's very, very stupid

Would gouge a man's eyeballs out for a chance to live in vladivistok...

Alright, maybe I'm not missing some le in-group joke in that case at least.

she knows though

The bad psych poster is a mentally ill spammer

beyond the wider "jews etc. trying to break up white families" thing yeah i think you've got the idea

actually shes 30000 years old

Maybe it's rooted in personal experiences.

Wish I could just leave this life quick and painlessly

heatherfreak spotted on Anon Babble

the very camp gay skincare pharma YT shorts actually has a gf or wife

and her body?

waist size 22 boob cups Hh

Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.

its over
at least im not either of the two guys in the video up until this point

same

rebel scum

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Alright but it's 12:05 AM meaning.......it is tomorrow

guess I'm staying up

getting a lot of ads for tools for running a business... might start a business then...

not particularly happy with the current state of things lads, If I'm being completely honest

their business is selling you business running tools

i think that people should get a job and if they get fired they kill themselves again

get used to it, it's permanent, then you die, then all time goes by, and then there's just nothing but a static pointless universe forever

elucidating a poo

Woke up like 2 hrs ago and couldn't get back to sleep

on one of the facebook groups there was also a person asking for free food so i think that if i cooked a bunch i could organize a day where people can go and take from a table full of something i make to see if people like the food

you offer infrared instead of sun
you offer bubble gum
you give me faron young four in the morning

you cant suffer in the World Happiness Index™ winning Suomi

Taking a liquid shit

What would you make?

where you putting this table?

Need to drink her diarrhea.

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on some grass who care

poison them

no..

logistics, you need to think about this stuff

mental how he mindraped them

Midwest chads...we stay up

What does patent posting mean? Why do you name every image the same thing?

mousey :D

i type the filename out every time just like how he copypastes the same thing over and over

finding half life 2 a lot more enjoyable than hl1, the graphics look great for 2004 too

i was meant to decide the fate of nations

i'm not spainparasite

he's patently posting

Nuke London

can't believe they profited off of such a massive fuck up

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good yank post

forgive me faron young four in the morning

ok done with crackhead behaviour now because my body wanted to stop for 5 seconds to do a massive fart which lasted longer than that pause

london is beautiful beyond words

I like the building on the right

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is that the leather sofa on which I had sex for the second time ever?

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i dont have input on that

why yes it is
there I was on the leather sofa completely entirely nude

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amx-004 tobeley

Need it torn down and Islamic centre put up in its place pronto.

im just thinking about buying a pouch of tobacco and then working out how many days i could not eat for to get money

Watching hockey

but as I recall the leather sofa was in fact in this room at the time
this is the room where it happened

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you should buy food instead of tobacco >.<

Visiting London for two weeks
What should I do?

would marry any race of woman as long as she has racially desirable traits

ive had money for 7 days and going to the shops daily, not bought alcohol one time (i had alcohol last month because i wanted jagermeister again before i stopped drinking until inflation stops)
ill also have some pint cans with a garden fire

Just ate a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a Deluxe McCrispy

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yes it was this room where we took off all of each other's clothes

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Asmondyank killing his mother
A brit wouldn't do that

hate it how my nose is so runny atm that if i dont sniff it all falls out my nose and drips down uwu

not ordering a Happy Meal and getting a Minecraft collectible toy

right there with the television on in the background that's where I laid totally nude with my legs spread wide on the leather sofa

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filing a complaint with the shop because as a homeless person is mental, when you can do literally do anything you want to them and never get in trouble because youre homeless

eating mousey's bogies

post the qt guitar bftwink or maybe girl idc

post twinkbf butt

in one thread arguing that trump’s tariffs are good and europoors are coping

in another thread calling people stupid mutts

going down to one monitor on the pc setup lads

might as well blind yourself

be right back
my posts would probably just be more dogshit nogf posting but im getting the hang of it and really evolving my comedy yaknow

on the train

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no I was the cute one

his butt was hairy
he was hairy all over
far too hairy to ever be considered a twink as far as I know

you have a nice house :3

we are probably talking about different people Brian ^o^

Imagine if Emma Watson winked her pooper at you. It would probably stink.

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brb forumners

doing some home dentistry lads

it wasn't my house
I took a greyhound bus across state lines to meet his parents and get fucked on their new leather sofa :

wtf
you are gay?

GCSE matfh exams

political desiderata

pro rata novo

not very

rata

society must go on, I suppose, and society can only exist if the normal, if the virtuous, and the too-slightly-deceitful falourish, and if the passionate, the headstone, and the too-truthful and condemned the suicide and to madness

fluorish*
headstrong*

flourish*

you can tell a genuinely insane person wrote this sentence. not someone larping as insane, an honest to god nutter.

too many c*lifornians posting here

just scranned something which was yummers in my tummers

poo and also more poo

urethra arthritis

diagnosis? brazilian

be right back girlfrient

nobody here but all those chickens

lads
hi
now say it back

planned to do lots of things this weekend but instead I did nothing

european stock markets open in a few hours. brace yourself

are the fake money values gonna change?
oh my gooooooooooooooood

In 2013, Geldof released details that risked identifying victims of sex offender singer Ian Watkins, leading her to have to make a public apology.

To be clear she shared the names of the mothers who gave their babies to Watkins to rape.
Michelle Presland and Katie Blagden.
Mad how simply knowing these names could get you arrested in the UK.
Better zap yourselves with the Men in Black thing.

haha
asian shares down yeah?

you could say that

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might reinstall rimworld
seems there are lots of expansions that cost almost as much as the game itself

rip

what a gay morning sky

rorke shaking his shit outside sainos to dillon francis - masta blasta

ever since i was a jit knew i was the shit

real life’s quite bizarre isn’t it

might go on a bizarre adventure

it's not for me tb.h

eating an oreo mcflurry

I've been trying to figure out whether Neutral Milk Hotel is a good band for the last 15 years

what a waste of a life

15 years is only about 20% of a life

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash

*sucks the cock out of you*